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Johnnye is a woman?! / LEAGUE OF EXTRAORDINARY GENTLEMEN! / Will 5 Ever Come?

January 10, 2018

From Julie: Johnnye is a woman?! Why didn’t her parents just go with Johnnie? There is Johnnie Walker the alcohol, but at least it doesn’t trip up my spellcheck! I want to pronounce Johnnye as “John-Nye” (as in Bill Nye the Science Guy and rye whiskey), even though Dr. Phil was saying “Johnny.” From Nyala […]

Philicity Lafreniere arrested on an ice floe / Jill Evensizer / Leonore Winterer

December 15, 2017

The Canucks played the Sharks at 7 tonight; the game went to overtime, and the Canucks won 4-3 thanks to a goal by Sam Gagner! NO MORE LOSING STREAK! 😀 From my UNCANNY Bathroom Reader #29: Philicity Lafreniere?! That’s not how you spell Felicity! From Not Always Working: Jill Evensizer?! What if she wears an […]

Keltsey?! / Lasagna is just spaghetti-flavored cake! / EVERYONE POOPS! / Chili

December 11, 2017

After (MORE) COFFEE TIME, I left at 3:40 to make it to Jon’s by 4:30. Thanks to a lucky red traffic light at Richmond Centre (and a lot of running across the street and into the station – untied shoelaces be dammed) and bus bunching at Langara, I was able to make it to the […]

EXTREME IRONING?! / EAT YOURSELF PREGNANT?! / THE TESTICLE COOKBOOK?! / Condoms!

November 28, 2017

This computer blue-screened just when I was going to go to bed! UGH! From Julie: EXTREME IRONING?! I wouldn’t want to stand up there, let alone iron! EAT YOURSELF PREGNANT?! No thanks! THE TESTICLE COOKBOOK: COOKING WITH BALLS?! Translation of the Japanese title: CONDOM MEALS I WANT TO MAKE FOR YOU?! Oh, Japan…

Maimah Phillips, Lien Nguyen, Ael Davies, Harley Bonafe, Dylann Storm Roof

November 14, 2017

The Canucks played the Kings at 7:30 tonight, and won 3-2! From Not Always Related: Maimah Phillips?! From Not Always Right: Lien Nguyen?! She’d better not have a lien put on her finances, hahaha! From Not Always Right: Ael Davies?! From Not Always Working: Harley Bonafe?! There’s another special snowflake who goes by “they” and […]

Greek Rural Postmen and Their Cancellation Numbers?! / THE JOY OF CHICKENS?!

October 15, 2017

From my UNSINKABLE Bathroom Reader #21: GREEK RURAL POSTMEN AND THEIR CANCELLATION NUMBERS?! From my UNSINKABLE Bathroom Reader #21: THE JOY OF CHICKENS?!

Tommy being stupidly defensive / Dumbing yourself down and defenestrating idiots

August 17, 2017

Last night, Tommy was being pretty annoying with his continuous Facebook messages, so I gave him one-word answers till he apparently got the hint. Then he dragged me into a Facebook group chat with Helen and Jimmy at 10:15 PM to talk about Jen and defend her behavior. We weren’t too impressed with his excuses […]

Dammit, Chloe! / Sonny Sixkiller, Neville Neville, Tommy Gunn, Rabbit Maranville

May 5, 2017

Jack Bauer on 24‘s LIVE ANOTHER DAY on May 5, 2014: DAMMIT, CHLOE! From The Bleacher Report: Sonny Sixkiller?! From The Bleacher Report: Neville Neville?! From The Bleacher Report: Tommy Gunn?! From The Bleacher Report: Rabbit Maranville?!

Erection in progress / Yaaaouch! / GAU! / Philemon Winter! / Golden skeletons!

May 2, 2017

From Engrish.com and Library of Most Controversial Files: Erection in progress! In FINAL FANTASY VI: THE ETERNAL CRYSTALS, Sabin and Shadow make it to this crazy old man’s cabin. He is really Gau’s father, and threatens to throw them out onto the Veldt. Sabin decides to touch the burning hot stove: “Yaaaouch!” In FINAL FANTASY […]

Otto Addo, Shooty Babbitt, Mike Lemongello, Bake McBride, Yourhighness Morgan

March 4, 2017

It’s NATIONAL GRAMMAR DAY today! From The Bleacher Report: Otto Addo?! From The Bleacher Report: Shooty Babbitt?! From The Bleacher Report: Mike Lemongello?! (lemon jello) From The Bleacher Report: Bake McBride?! From The Bleacher Report: Yourhighness Morgan?!