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2020 NFL Draft Funny Names: Tua Tagovailoa, Quintez Cephus, Leki Fotu, and more!

July 2, 2020

From the Blog of Funny Names: Tristan Wirfs plays football?! From the Blog of Funny Names: Prince Tega Wanogho plays football?! His parents were Prince Phillip U.D. and Princess Onome Wanogho?! From the Blog of Funny Names: Yetur Gross-Matos plays football?! From the Blog of Funny Names: CeeDee Lamb plays football?! From the Blog of […]

Nik Ritchie and TheDirty.com?! / Ogg the doubtful caveman with a laptop?!

June 26, 2020

I got temporarily banned from Casual Conversation on Reddit for rightfully calling someone a troll. Why isn’t “name-calling” allowed? That would be AWESOME! I hope the person who reported me goes through a major inconvenience! These bans are getting really fucking old… From Julie M. and DR. PHIL: Nik Ritchie is the creator of TheDirty.com?! […]

Zac and Lesla?! / Ashly?! / FUCK OFF AND DIE teacups! / Tardus?! / Oreonna?!

June 22, 2020

Barry texted me to say he’d see if the policy changed at work. Auntie Catherine emailed me back to misspell my name as usual, basically say she got my “letter,” say that we couldn’t hug “as we would like to do,” and says she’s open to explore alternatives to get together. Perhaps she could get […]

Jayshanice and punching?! / A WOMAN named Marty?! / Karleigh Ratchford?! CARLY!

June 20, 2020

Training camp is set for two weeks, with teams traveling to respective hub city on July 23 or 24 before playing one exhibition game. The Stanley Cup tournament that begins with qualifying rounds is scheduled to begin on July 30. From Julie M. and STEVE WILKOS: Jayshanice claims her boyfriend punched her so hard that […]

Knorr Garlic Butter and Lemon Sidekicks! / Waco and Alley?! / Cheddar Potato! / Queso Burrito!

June 19, 2020

DOUBLE COFFEE TIME since I had 5.5 hours of sleep! I went out at 1:25 on a 407 in a mask to London Drugs for the third time this week since I wanted to get Bar Harbor Manhattan (red) and New England (white) chowders. They were even $1 off if I bought two at once, […]

Sage and Cissy on THESE WOODS ARE HAUNTED?! / Cuya Discord 2014 date glitch!

June 5, 2020

I heard Hester outside for the first time in three months when I was taking out the garbage, so interrupted the conversation she was having with some white guy because I wanted to tell her about my annoying laundry hog neighbor AND to request a couple of mousetraps. Of course she told me to write […]

Knorr Cheesy Spinach Dip! / What’s Your Animal Name? / Yelena?! / Chyanne?!

May 29, 2020

I showered today, and also discovered some water on the kitchen floor by slipping on it. 😦 Luckily, I didn’t fall… Knorr Cheesy Spinach Dip for lunch! From Rock 101: What’s Your Animal Name? Abercrombie The Beautiful Dog! From Julie M. and DR. PHIL: Yelena?! Sounds like a virus or a germ! From Julie M. […]

GrayStillPlays and SIMS characters / Starfrit jar opener / Khalood and Fallon?!

May 27, 2020

From Julie: GrayStillPlays! This guy makes his Sims and other game characters do crazy things to break the games! The Canadian Tire Starfrit jar opener which Mike got me for Christmas 2013 has opened almost everything except Tostitos salsa and Costco salsa… From Julie and DR. PHIL: Khalood is a self-admitted monster-in-law?! From Julie and […]

Uncle Ben’s long wild herb rice, Tylee Ryan, Orrin cyborg, CreeAnn Pleggenkuhle

May 21, 2020

TODAY IS DEFENESTRATION DAY 2020! Uncle Ben’s Long Grain and Wild Herb rice! From Julie, Reddit, and r/TrueCrimeDiscussion: Joshua is obviously fine, but Tylee Ryan?! Kid, you have a bad mother, too! From Julie M. and DR. PHIL: Orrin says he’s a cyborg from the year 2050?! Funny React Couch reaction video via James. From […]

Girl TONE as Tony?! / Erick Virgil Hall?! / Social distancing refrigerator!

May 16, 2020

From Julie M. and DR. PHIL: This girl is named Tone?! It is pronounced like Tony?! From Quora: Erick Virgil Hall?! BAD SPELLING OF ERIC! It’s ALMOST Erdrick from DRAGON WARRIOR 1 to 3! From Julie: I need to practice social distancing from the refrigerator. CORONAVIRUS!