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Maimah Phillips, Lien Nguyen, Ael Davies, Harley Bonafe, Dylann Storm Roof

November 14, 2017

The Canucks played the Kings at 7:30 tonight, and won 3-2! From Not Always Related: Maimah Phillips?! From Not Always Right: Lien Nguyen?! She’d better not have a lien put on her finances, hahaha! From Not Always Right: Ael Davies?! From Not Always Working: Harley Bonafe?! There’s another special snowflake who goes by “they” and […]

Greek Rural Postmen and Their Cancellation Numbers?! / THE JOY OF CHICKENS?!

October 15, 2017

From my UNSINKABLE Bathroom Reader #21: GREEK RURAL POSTMEN AND THEIR CANCELLATION NUMBERS?! From my UNSINKABLE Bathroom Reader #21: THE JOY OF CHICKENS?!

Tommy being stupidly defensive / Dumbing yourself down and defenestrating idiots

August 17, 2017

Last night, Tommy was being pretty annoying with his continuous Facebook messages, so I gave him one-word answers till he apparently got the hint. Then he dragged me into a Facebook group chat with Helen and Jimmy at 10:15 PM to talk about Jen and defend her behavior. We weren’t too impressed with his excuses […]

Dammit, Chloe! / Sonny Sixkiller, Neville Neville, Tommy Gunn, Rabbit Maranville

May 5, 2017

Jack Bauer on 24‘s LIVE ANOTHER DAY on May 5, 2014: DAMMIT, CHLOE! From The Bleacher Report: Sonny Sixkiller?! From The Bleacher Report: Neville Neville?! From The Bleacher Report: Tommy Gunn?! From The Bleacher Report: Rabbit Maranville?!

Erection in progress / Yaaaouch! / GAU! / Philemon Winter! / Golden skeletons!

May 2, 2017

From Engrish.com and Library of Most Controversial Files: Erection in progress! In FINAL FANTASY VI: THE ETERNAL CRYSTALS, Sabin and Shadow make it to this crazy old man’s cabin. He is really Gau’s father, and threatens to throw them out onto the Veldt. Sabin decides to touch the burning hot stove: “Yaaaouch!” In FINAL FANTASY […]

Otto Addo, Shooty Babbitt, Mike Lemongello, Bake McBride, Yourhighness Morgan

March 4, 2017

It’s NATIONAL GRAMMAR DAY today! From The Bleacher Report: Otto Addo?! From The Bleacher Report: Shooty Babbitt?! From The Bleacher Report: Mike Lemongello?! (lemon jello) From The Bleacher Report: Bake McBride?! From The Bleacher Report: Yourhighness Morgan?!

Genesis and gay marriage / Bananas going bad / London Drugs: Gum in emergencies!

February 21, 2017

From Rock 101: Those people who are against gay marriage and say, “In Genesis, it was Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve” are so narrow-minded. Everyone knows that in Genesis, it was Phil, Mike, and Tony. From Reddit and Extra Fabulous Comics: A guy in his kitchen says, “Aw man. These bananas are going […]

BOZOBOUND Enemies, #1-168!

December 1, 2016

THIS ENTRY IS ALLOWED TO HAVE NON-ALIGNED TAGS. THIS GAME IS BROKEN! There is no Sky Runner, and you can’t get to the Cave of the Past the normal way. You need to go to the edge of Chao Valley and use Walk-Through-Walls to get to the Cave of the Past! Then you can’t defeat […]

The world according to Americans! / Sunny Bae as Lana Clarkson’s friend

August 31, 2016

The world according to Americans! Sunny Bae was one of Lana Clarkson’s friends?!

Don’t ask me why I post things on MY OWN Facebook page!!!!!

July 10, 2016

I’m SO tired of people asking me *why* I am posting things on my own Facebook page. I obviously posted whatever it is (status / link / photo / video / etc.) for MY OWN FUCKING REASONS. You are NOT allowed to ask me why unless you think I’m going off the deep end, and […]