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Phlandrous Fleming?! / Zaylen?! / Jazmon, Splendor, and Jeremie?!

May 18, 2018

Phlandrous Fleming?! From Julie: Zaylen?! From Julie M. and Dr. Phil: Jazmon, Splendor, and Jeremie?! Advertisements

Katlin Ross, Shela Philley, Kristian Alexander Harlem, Eavan Moore, Lucy Biddle

March 5, 2018

I went out at 3:40 on a 407 to get Knorr hot and sour soup mix x4, a new silver colander, and Samyang terrorist chicken bomb 2x Spicy noodles from Big Crazy. Then I went to Price Smart for Winter Creek raw oysters x2, red / black / blue Sharpies, 200 index cards, some Crayola […]

Hiding things from black people! / A band called Dwarf Shit?! / Ivey is a name?!

February 13, 2018

It’s Mardi Gras today! Steph and Lisa offered to pay for my flights if I want to visit them in early April since she goes back to work on April 16. That sounds good to me! Also, I got an email from AWESOME Chinese Eric this morning, saying that he’d come home late last night, […]

Oxford comma Discord update, Aja, Fraser and stickers

February 6, 2018

Steph got her Fart-O-Matic wheel birthday card and Fraser’s stickers on Friday, so she emailed me a couple of those pics! From the r/hockey Discord server: FINALLY! Discord added an Oxford comma when three or more users are typing at the same time! BEST ASPECT OF THIS NEW UPDATE! From Julie: Aja is pronounced like […]

Johnnye is a woman?! / LEAGUE OF EXTRAORDINARY GENTLEMEN! / Will 5 Ever Come?

January 10, 2018

From Julie: Johnnye is a woman?! Why didn’t her parents just go with Johnnie? There is Johnnie Walker the alcohol, but at least it doesn’t trip up my spellcheck! I want to pronounce Johnnye as “John-Nye” (as in Bill Nye the Science Guy and rye whiskey), even though Dr. Phil was saying “Johnny.” From Nyala […]

Philicity Lafreniere arrested on an ice floe / Jill Evensizer / Leonore Winterer

December 15, 2017

The Canucks played the Sharks at 7 tonight; the game went to overtime, and the Canucks won 4-3 thanks to a goal by Sam Gagner! NO MORE LOSING STREAK! 😀 From my UNCANNY Bathroom Reader #29: Philicity Lafreniere?! That’s not how you spell Felicity! From Not Always Working: Jill Evensizer?! What if she wears an […]

Keltsey?! / Lasagna is just spaghetti-flavored cake! / EVERYONE POOPS! / Chili

December 11, 2017

After (MORE) COFFEE TIME, I left at 3:40 to make it to Jon’s by 4:30. Thanks to a lucky red traffic light at Richmond Centre (and a lot of running across the street and into the station – untied shoelaces be dammed) and bus bunching at Langara, I was able to make it to the […]

EXTREME IRONING?! / EAT YOURSELF PREGNANT?! / THE TESTICLE COOKBOOK?! / Condoms!

November 28, 2017

This computer blue-screened just when I was going to go to bed! UGH! From Julie: EXTREME IRONING?! I wouldn’t want to stand up there, let alone iron! EAT YOURSELF PREGNANT?! No thanks! THE TESTICLE COOKBOOK: COOKING WITH BALLS?! Translation of the Japanese title: CONDOM MEALS I WANT TO MAKE FOR YOU?! Oh, Japan…

Maimah Phillips, Lien Nguyen, Ael Davies, Harley Bonafe, Dylann Storm Roof

November 14, 2017

The Canucks played the Kings at 7:30 tonight, and won 3-2! From Not Always Related: Maimah Phillips?! From Not Always Right: Lien Nguyen?! She’d better not have a lien put on her finances, hahaha! From Not Always Right: Ael Davies?! From Not Always Working: Harley Bonafe?! There’s another special snowflake who goes by “they” and […]

Greek Rural Postmen and Their Cancellation Numbers?! / THE JOY OF CHICKENS?!

October 15, 2017

From my UNSINKABLE Bathroom Reader #21: GREEK RURAL POSTMEN AND THEIR CANCELLATION NUMBERS?! From my UNSINKABLE Bathroom Reader #21: THE JOY OF CHICKENS?!