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Toni Rachel Old, Misfortune Opheliac, Sadies Ariel, Joley Oxenreider Hidaka

September 18, 2017

Deb emailed me to say that she and Dylan can’t make it to the MEGA SUSHI dinner after all, since she just found out that her niece has a birthday celebration that same day. Then Vanessa wanted to know if she could just chill here after working at UBC on Sunday. She can’t go to […]

What GLOW Lady Are You? / Crown Royal making you cry! / It’s a thesaurus!

August 11, 2017

“You Are Cherry” You are a tough cookie, and you don’t let anyone cross you. You are very determined and talented. Sometimes it takes a while for your hard work to pay off, and that can be frustrating. Eventually, you get the success you deserve. You are an obvious leader. People tend to immediately put […]

Deb took me out for a belated birthday lunch! / Rice with herpes?! YUCKY!

October 14, 2016

Deb said that she would take me out for a belated lunch for my birthday. After a bunch of emails between me, her, Sharon, and Vicky, we settled on something which wasn’t ramen! I hadn’t been to IHOP since 25 March 2009, and I hadn’t been to De Dutch since February 13, 2011 with Eric, […]

Julie found a poop emoji on a can holder! / LOOSING 10,000 pounds of food?!

September 16, 2016

I finally joined the 21st century and created an Amazon account. Last time I tried that, they asked for my non-existent credit card number and details. Ha ha ha, no. Deb emailed me to confirm that we can go out for lunch on Friday, Oct. 14 for a belated birthday celebration. Fine by me! Julie […]

Making cheese from human bacteria, Tic-Tac Mixers, Jeep socks, Carol Hooker

January 26, 2016

I went to the library at 2:40 to return my library books, and then take advantage of the good Internet speed so I could edit a lot of LJ entries. Then I got two on-sale replacement MARTEX bath towels in grey and red ($12 off!), one replacement Martex hand towel (gray), two on-sale Tic-Tac Mixers […]

Collard-Green, Little-Wiener, Tator-Fry, and other bad hyphenated names!

January 15, 2016

Collard-Green! Little-Wiener! Bonus to make this one even better: They were even UNITED in UNION, Kentucky! Tator-Fry! Gilbert-Godfrey! Prom-Hooker! Aasen-Beer! Peters-Harder! Hittner-Ashwell! (Hitting her ass well) Heine-Beiting! Goetz-Moore! Fite-Staab! Sellers-Smelser! (Sell her, smells her!) Phillips-Achen-Ball! Roller-Moore! Mann-Boob! True-Belew! (true blue) Wild-Hyman!

Deb Sigmund, Dom Perignon Champagne, Peter Bonerz, Fagley Dork, Steve Sharts

October 30, 2015

Deb Sigmund added me to Facebook, which is fine. Dom Perignon Champagne! Peter Bonerz! Fagley Dork! Steve Sharts!

Doctor Unheimlich, Y (YogaClass4Cats)

October 23, 2014

Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withYakusoku_Shouri’s Lurgy Cause: psychological Symptoms: frequent sores, sudden muscle spasms, walking like an Egyptian, frequent fear of the number thirteen Cure: acupuncture Enter your name, for your own diagnosis: Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withYamantha’s Lurgy Cause: cursed Japanese video Symptoms: squinting, euphoria, extremely high blood-alcohol level Cure: pass it […]

Doctor Unheimlich, De-Dh (Declared_Insane)

October 19, 2014

Doctor Unheimlich’s Disease Registry Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withDe_Stijl_itis Cause: unknown Symptoms: howling at the moon, rosy cheeks, excessive feather growth Cure: fire Enter your name, for your own diagnosis: Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withDead_Letters’ Lurgy Cause: spaceborne bacteria Symptoms: stiffness, grey ears, howling at the moon Cure: electroshock therapy Enter your name, […]

Jim and Sara W. unfriending me / Banning Barbara and Deborah / The Purple Test

March 28, 2014

I’m glad that Jim Porter unfriended me; he used too many commas in place of an ellipsis, and got all butthurt about tagging! As for Sara Wills (sparkle_bint) unfriending me, that’s also fine. Things happen! I also banned Barbara Rice (anita_margarita) and Deborah Segelitz (yummydeb) from the LJ Facebook group for causing and continuing drama. […]