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Breakfast: Tilda Sweet Chili and Lime basmati rice / Guinness and Ripley’s books

November 24, 2023

Guinness World Records 2024 book! Ripley’s Believe It Or Not! Level Up book! (Volume 20) Today is Black Friday 2023! I discovered redrum today – UGH! It’ll be worth it next week… Phil hit me up on Discord PM with a sports site that amalgamates all the data from gambling websites, and it says that […]

Batchelors Tomato Cup-A-Soup for a snack! / Problems I wasn’t warned about

November 18, 2023

Ten hit me up on Discord PM and we talked about Photoshop, Nirvana songs (POLLY / LITHIUM / JESUS DOESN’T WANT ME FOR A SUNBEAM / HEART-SHAPED BOX), French onion soup, Funyons, Doritos, nacho cheese, and eggs. Talked to Jim on Facebook Messenger about his upcoming artery surgery on Monday: Leann will hopefully be staying […]

Titilope Taiwo?! / Akila Helitha Paranawithana?! / Asini Nupearachchi?! What?!

December 27, 2022

Did laundry this morning because of peanut butter stains on my sweatshirt. EW! Talked briefly to Phil about Fiann’s streaming feed being ten seconds behind everyone else’s, which was funny the last game against the Flames because he’s in ALBERTA! HE has to wait 30 seconds to even try talking to a friend about football […]

Mi Sedaap Soto Vegetable Lime noodles for lunch! / Ayabonga Maphumulo?! BLACK!

December 23, 2022

Got Steph’s revised holidays postcard in the mail, since someone corrected the spelling of “shenanigans,” hahaha. Did my laundry this morning (second floor to third floor) before finally blocking Amanda’s mother Roslyn since SHE never types with punctuation either! I’m not reading that stream-of-consciousness crap. Later, I showered. Woo! The Canucks played the Oilers at […]

Wu Gu Dao Chang artificial beef noodles for my breakfast / Charlyn Nelson?!

November 18, 2022

At 3:15 AM, I noticed a Shaw outage, so I had to use my smartphone data again. When I got up at 7:30 AM, Shaw was back on – PHEW! I “saw” Tiff today at 11 AM (she’s a “they”?! PRONOUNS!), wrote a Christmas card to Annoying Julie, emailed an update on Mom to Cousin […]

HOLIDAY WISHES 2022! CHRISTMAS 2022!

November 18, 2022

Holiday Wishes 2022 for Christmas 2022! Holiday Wishes Price Tag! Dark humor Christmas songs playlist – HAHAHAHA! It’s been an interesting year in the Vancouver area… things seem to be getting back to normal here. My mom’s dementia has gotten worse and now she is living at a retirement home. My dad has been downsizing, […]

President’s Choice Spinach and Swiss Cheese quiche dinner / Stormi GONE! / Phone

May 4, 2022

Guinness World Records: All-surviving Nonuplets from Mali celebrate their first birthday on May 4, 2022! The five baby girls (Adama, Oumou, Hawa, Kadidia, Fatouma) and four baby boys (Oumar, Elhadji, Bah, and Mohammed VI) were born prematurely via Caesarean section 30 weeks into the pregnancy. The mom Halima Cissé is 26, and she and her […]

Harmony’s birthday at Cindy’s Palace, Sudoku, chicken knees, new van, and tripe

April 3, 2022

* Waterbridge Organic Tanzania chocolate bars x2 (85% extra dark Zanzibar Leopard and 72% sea salt Giraffe) / Endangered Species Chocolate 72% dark chocolate with raspberries chocolate bar / a birthday card for Harmony’s birthday in March! * Fruit Bowl / 20 Flavors / Kids Mix / 30 Flavors / Red Raspberry Valentine’s Day 2022 […]

Tandoori rice and vindaloo for lunch! / Tell people to FUCK OFF NOW! / Stickers!

November 18, 2021

I have the hiccups (and ate a lot of granulated sugar to try making them go away), and now there’s the yearly suite inspection on Monday the 22nd. Great… But I did get Reddit Gold #4 from MBKFade in The Flying Tree for telling RevRagnarok: “People on the Internet fail to understand that there are […]

Pigmask nose hair, GOT SOME SUPER BOMB, Porky double-chocolate fried pork chips

October 5, 2021

I discovered redrum today – UGH! I was probably also banned from that Goblin Core group, but people shouldn’t use the group to “mourn” for their pet, and post a “trigger warning” for pet death while NOT posting a warning for “SOUND ON” in their videos. People are sensitive to sound in videos, PARTICULARLY when […]