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Brad Marchand getting two minutes for existing, NHL icon enlarged, 359 thumbs up

October 11, 2019

From Reddit and r/hockey: Brad Marchand gets a two-minute penalty for existing! Yes, definitely Photoshopped! NHL icon, enlarged! In my fandom, slashing is a two-minute penalty. New record for most thumbs-up on my Youtube comments: 359 on a Female Killers video on the Marie Robards case, uploaded on November 18, 2015! “Steve won’t make it […]

Pumpkin spice SPAM, Dublin Crossing pub, finally meeting Nate, Ian, and Laura!

August 21, 2019

After COFFEE TIME, Corey got back to me on Discord and confirmed that yes, he did use Line to talk to people in Taiwan. I eventually managed to install the app successfully on both my phone and computer – PHEW! I also talked to Nate and Darryl, which went well. Later, I left at 4:30 […]

Cool Chinese Restaurant, Chapstick, Bellagio Gelato, safety hugs, puzzle pieces

July 22, 2019

After DOUBLE COFFEE TIME, I went out at 3:05 on a 407 bus to help with the kids at 4. I checked to see if Shoppers had any cheaper lip balm – I was unwilling to pay $9.99 for a little tube of Burt’s Bees once I finally found it at the back of the […]

Pooping gumball iPhone case, THE FARTING ANIMALS COLORING BOOK, Shittens wipes

July 12, 2019

From Melissa and Buzzfeed Canada: Pooping gumball iPhone case! THE FARTING ANIMALS COLORING BOOK?! Alice sent this to me in May! From Julie: Shittens?! Disposable mitten-shaped moist wipes?!

Declaration of Independence due date! / 600-pound burger! / Mike Diaper?!

July 4, 2018

From Janet, AKA ghost_light: A sign outside El Arroyo in Austin, Texas! “Crap, that’s due tomorrow?” – Thomas Jefferson, July 3, 1776 From Rock 101: The world’s largest burger was cooked on July 4, 2011. 600 pounds or six hundred pounds! Mike Diaper?!

Creepy Easter Bunny 26! / No Tetley Tea here! / Drinking only one Guinness!

March 15, 2018

PRODUCT WARNING: I am banning Tetley Tea from my apartment. The strings on the tea bags break way too easily! What’s the point of having one dangle from your mug?! From Someecards: Creepy Easter Bunny 26! From Diane: I’m only having one Guinness on St. Patrick’s Day.

Doctor Plant joining the party! / A cool epee sword from the wall of Bal Castle!

December 4, 2017

Steph let me know that their Christmas card and stickers arrived in the mail today, so that’s great! I left at 3:45 to make it to Jon’s by 4:30. Knocking on the door since I heard noise from inside, I heard Hiero wonder if it was me. I said yes, Hiero laughed, and Ayler opened […]

A dragon overlooking terrain, Sascha Gallardo, Vesna Vulovic, Jørgen Jørgensen

September 19, 2017

I showered and did laundry today. From Krista: A dragon overlooking his terrain! From Not Always Working: Sascha Gallardo?! Shouldn’t that be either Sasha or Sacha?! Vesna Vulovic was a Serbian survivor of a 33,000-foot fall after a plane exploded in 1972, and died on Christmas Eve 2016! Yup, she holds the Guinness World Record! […]

Naomi Nicely and short marriages! / Increasing things someone doesn’t like!

September 11, 2017

I woke up at 5:30 AM today for some reason, but went back to sleep about three hours later. Vanessa says that she can come to my sushi gathering, too. Now I’m just talking to Shiv about a bunch of stuff – always good! From my FAST-ACTING LONG-LASTING Bathroom Reader #18: Naomi Nicely has or […]

Michael Kennedy Vroom, Kiryn Silverwing, Muttley Harris, the Dragon Dog

August 13, 2017

From Not Always Learning: Michael Kennedy Vroom?! I remember seeing a little girl named Emily Vroom on a list at the Richmond Presbyterian Church when I was there for PJs, and I thought it was the coolest name ever! Bonus: Cool ice dragon and fire dragon in the cover photo! From Not Always Learning: Kiryn […]