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Penis pan holders! / Scoville Heat Units for Samyang noodles! / Glen, not Glyn!

May 14, 2020

I had to bite the bullet and text Dad for Mom’s birthday today, then charged my phone. Apparently, they were meeting Jon’s crew at the park today – NO, THANKS! At least I haven’t had to do anything for Mother’s Day or Mom’s birthday TWO YEARS IN A ROW NOW! From Aaron and Nope: Penis […]

LOL tombstone?! / Pizza, Kate being offensively dense, AUNTIE, stars on reading

April 28, 2020

After I had it out with Kate because of her offensive fruitcake denseness (she did NOT apologize properly for calling me a LEAF!), Ayler called me at 4:50 (with Jon sending me a Facebook message just before – which I didn’t read till later), to ask what I did today, so I said I had […]

Uncle Ben’s Smokey Rice / Girl with 1000 letters in her name! GUINNESS RECORD!

April 23, 2020

Uncle Ben’s Smokey Rice! Girl with 1000 Letters In Her Name! GUINNESS WORLD RECORD! APOSTROPHE! Her given name is: Rhoshandiatellyneshiaunneveshen kescianneshaimondrischlyndasaccarnae renquellenendrasamecashaunettethalem eicoleshiwhalhinive’onchellecaundenesh eaalausondrilynnejeanetrimyranaekuesa undrilynnezekeriakenvaunetradevonneya vondalatarneskcaevontaepreonkeinesce ellaviavelzadawnefriendsettajessicanneles ciajoyvaelloydietteyvettesparklenescea undrieaquenttaekatilyaevea’shauwneorali aevaekizzieshiyjuanewandaleccianneren eitheliapreciousnesceverroneccalovelia tyronevekacarrionnehenriettaescecleon patrarutheliacharsalynnmeokcamonaeloies alynnecsiannemerciadellesciaustillaparis salondonveshadenequamonecaalexetiozetia quaniaenglaundneshiafrancethosharomeshaun nehawaineakowethauandavernellchishankcarl inaaddoneillesciachristondrafawndrealaot relleoctavionnemiariasarahtashabnequcka gailenaxeteshiataharadaponsadeloriakoent escacraigneckadellanierstellavonnemyiat angoneshiadianacorvettinagodtawndrashirl enescekilokoneyasharrontannamyantoniaaquin ettesequioadaurilessiaquatandamerceddiamae bellecescajamesauwnneltomecapolotyoajohny aetheodoradilcyana Koyaanisqatsiuthawyhaiashieakhauwnne Williams.

Ness and Earth Day 2020!

April 22, 2020

It’s Earth Day 2020 today! I am hopefully going to shower and do laundry at some point, but it’s kinda rainy, so I’m lacking motivation to do my monthly grocery shopping even though it has to be done. From EARTHBOUND: Ness is saying, “Happy Earth Day!”

Virgin tombstone?! / Puzzles, phone call overload, 7 PM cheer, drumming, MUTE!

April 3, 2020

I called Ayler briefly at 6:30 after Jon said at 6 that they were still eating dinner. Jon said that it was Phone Call Overdose at their place – from what Ayler describes about his phone list, that’s probably very true about overload! Ayler asked what I did for the 7 PM cheer for the […]

Nacho tombstone?! / PACHELBEL’S CANON, blankets, online school, onomatopoeia

March 31, 2020

Ayler called me at 3 to talk about Beckett going around with a blanket on his head (the same one that Hiero pulled off – and then Hiero was upset for five minutes), playing a six-page version of PACHELBEL’S CANON which took seven minutes to complete, knowing a couple of six-syllable words (“onomatopoeia” and “responsibility”), […]

Brad Marchand getting two minutes for existing, NHL icon enlarged, 359 thumbs up

October 11, 2019

From Reddit and r/hockey: Brad Marchand gets a two-minute penalty for existing! Yes, definitely Photoshopped! NHL icon, enlarged! In my fandom, slashing is a two-minute penalty. New record for most thumbs-up on my Youtube comments: 359 on a Female Killers video on the Marie Robards case, uploaded on November 18, 2015! “Steve won’t make it […]

Pumpkin spice SPAM, Dublin Crossing pub, finally meeting Nate, Ian, and Laura!

August 21, 2019

After COFFEE TIME, Corey got back to me on Discord and confirmed that yes, he did use Line to talk to people in Taiwan. I eventually managed to install the app successfully on both my phone and computer – PHEW! I also talked to Nate and Darryl, which went well. Later, I left at 4:30 […]

Cool Chinese Restaurant, Chapstick, Bellagio Gelato, safety hugs, puzzle pieces

July 22, 2019

After DOUBLE COFFEE TIME, I went out at 3:05 on a 407 bus to help with the kids at 4. I checked to see if Shoppers had any cheaper lip balm – I was unwilling to pay $9.99 for a little tube of Burt’s Bees once I finally found it at the back of the […]

Pooping gumball iPhone case, THE FARTING ANIMALS COLORING BOOK, Shittens wipes

July 12, 2019

From Melissa and Buzzfeed Canada: Pooping gumball iPhone case! THE FARTING ANIMALS COLORING BOOK?! Alice sent this to me in May! From Julie: Shittens?! Disposable mitten-shaped moist wipes?!