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Archive for the ‘2015’ Category

Johnnye is a woman?! / LEAGUE OF EXTRAORDINARY GENTLEMEN! / Will 5 Ever Come?

January 10, 2018

From Julie: Johnnye is a woman?! Why didn’t her parents just go with Johnnie? There is Johnnie Walker the alcohol, but at least it doesn’t trip up my spellcheck! I want to pronounce Johnnye as “John-Nye” (as in Bill Nye the Science Guy and rye whiskey), even though Dr. Phil was saying “Johnny.” From Nyala […]

Scott Darling?! / Stylez G. White?! / Are you dating a cat? / Vlad the Impala!

December 22, 2017

From Reddit: Scott Darling?! From The Mirror: Stylez G. White plays football?! From Oddee: Are you dating a cat? Here’s a handy flow chart! From Julie M. and Reddit: Vlad the Impala license plate from California!

Prince Frank Tsetse, Elizabeth Peachey, Bryanna Davis Williams, Okwy Ada

December 11, 2017

Prince “Frank” Tsetse?! From Not Always Working: Elizabeth Peachey?! I like that last name! Even better if she lived in Georgia, hahaha! But WHY would you put your ultrasound pictures ANYWHERE on Facebook?! From Not Always Right: Bryanna Davis Williams?! Someone’s parents very obviously wanted a boy… From Not Always Right: Okwy Ada?! Reminds me […]

Love In The Time Of Cholesterol?! / MANIFOLD DESTINY?! / 450 Facebook friends!

July 28, 2017

LOVE IN THE TIME OF CHOLESTEROL?! MANIFOLD DESTINY?! The one! The only! GUIDE TO COOKING ON YOUR CAR ENGINE?! I’ve made 450 Facebook friends! Andrea in 2007, Chrissy in 2008, Julie S. in 2008, Holly in 2011, Pete in 2012, Dustin in 2013, Mikki in 2013, Michelle S. in 2014, and John Powell in 2015!

Mario! It that really you?! / Sterilite TouchTop garbage can! / Egyptian cotton!

July 12, 2017

I went out at 5:10 on a 407 to London Drugs for a NEW Sterilite Touch-Top kitchen garbage can since the old stainless steel garbage can (February 13, 2015) wouldn’t open (even though I’d just opened it to take the garbage bag OUT…), a Modella Fashion Forever bag (from $16.99 down to $5!), and a […]

Josephus Eggelletion?! / I don’t like the thing! Okay. / Sephora makeup bag!

June 27, 2017

I woke up at 8 AM, so it was COFFEE TIME BY DEFAULT! Josephus Eggelletion?! From Reddit: Man yells, “I DON’T LIKE THING.” An angel comes down from heaven with a note for him: “Okay.” From Reddit on August 2, 2015: You wouldn’t have accidentally dropped your Sephora makeup bag if you’d had a good […]

THE MANITOU / A shark-dressed man! / Stir-fried Wikipedia! / STRENGH? / Diasia?!

June 17, 2017

From Buzzfeed: THE MANITOU?! From Janina: Every girl is crazy about a shark-dressed man at Super Bowl 2015. From Engrish.com and Library of Most Controversial Files: This menu has stir-fried Wikipedia, stir-fried Wikipedia with pimientos, steamed eggs with Wikipedia… When equipping Espers on the FINAL FANTASY VI: THE ETERNAL CRYSTALS characters, Ifrit gives Setzer “STRENGH […]

Things that offend people in 2015, abuse apologist bingo, Janice Tickle

June 17, 2017

Spongebob Squarepants with a huge encyclopedia: Things That Offend People: The 2015 edition! It’s even worse now in mid-2017! From Reddit: Enabler / Abuse Apologist Bingo! Taking just one square: If I don’t want to forgive someone for their treatment of me that’s affected my whole LIFE, that does not mean I’m a bad person! […]

Womaintenance, getting the lips to join a subreddit, Garfield NOT being a girl!

June 12, 2017

From Reddit on September 18, 2015: Stupid OP named Molerus… “Womaintenance” is NOT a word! “Maintenance” does NOT need to be feminized because it does not contain the word “man,” and it makes for a pretty poor pun! (Yay for my alliteration!) From Reddit on September 19, 2015: What the fuck is with the OP […]

Gender-swapped ovary PUNS, getting the ovaries to do something, ovary-acting!

June 9, 2017

From Reddit on September 5, 2014: “Guys! I finally GREW A PAIR OF OVARIES and stood up for myself on the phone today!” You already HAVE a pair of ovaries, girl! I go on Reddit to laugh and shake my head, not to read “funny” gender-swapped comments! From Reddit on July 15, 2015: “My reaction […]