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Magicant chicken fragments! / Magicant chicken ashes! / Hudsyn?! BAD SPELLING!

August 6, 2018

Today is BC DAY! All I remember from my nap dream: Little brown wallets like the prescription pouches from the pharmacy next door, and MAGICANT CHICKEN FRAGMENTS / MAGICANT CHICKEN FINGERS / MAGICANT CHICKEN ASHES splits in speedrunning! From Julie: Hudsyn?! BAD SPELLING! Advertisements

A toilet mug! / Pee and Poop Best Friends necklace! / No coughing! Sharting!

August 2, 2018

From Just Fun Pics: Hey, look! A toilet mug! From Wesley: Pee and Poop Best Friends Necklace! From Meme Generator: The “Disregard Females, Acquire Currency” guy says, “Can’t cough hard or I might shart.”

Ryker / Fuzzy / Imani / Eldridge / Shelona?! / Cordell Jr. / Namaurie / Imani?!

July 24, 2018

From Julie: Ryker?! As in Rikers Island, but misspelled?! BAD SPELLING! From Julie: Fuzzy?! From Julie: Imani?! From Julie: Eldridge?! From Julie: Shelona?! From Julie: Cordell Jr. / Namaurie / Imani?!

Forbes Thor Kiddo?! / Jaiyce?! / Delaunte?! / Pebbles Rodriguez?!

July 2, 2018

Forbes Thor Kiddo?! From Julie: Jaiyce?! From Julie: Delaunte?! It reminds her of Del Monte fruit, which I can definitely see! Reminds me of Del Amitri! From Crime Chronicles: Pebbles Rodriguez is a survivor of Tony Alamo Christian Ministries?! Like Fred and Wilma Flintstone’s daughter Pebbles?!

Mosthigh Thankgod?! / D’arnjai, Denisha, Diamond, Rashaad, and Rhylee?!

June 22, 2018

I showered today. Random stuff from Mom and Dad: Two Superstore paper towel rolls, six Purex double rolls of toilet paper, a black Privilegio long winter coat from Big G, two generic tiny soap bars, a Los Angeles Kings thick blanket, a pair of black sandal things (not “slippers,” Mom!) to replace my current ones, […]

Lexii, Dewayne, Akea, and Deshay?! / P and Lashaunna?! / Japanese hamster bread!

June 21, 2018

After DOUBLE COFFEE TIME, I left at 11:15 to meet Mom and Dad for lunch at 11:30 at Dinesty Dumpling House on a 401. They were so damn late that I had to call them from the fucking restaurant to confirm that lunch was on! Then they tried subtly blaming it on me – no, […]

Dr. Megha Panda?! / Cerinity, baby Depaul with 12 fingers, and Lameshia?!

June 1, 2018

I went to the pharmacy next door at 1:50 to refill my prescription early; yes, even Adam commented on it! I’ll have to go back next week to get another box that’s not dangerously close to expiry at the end of June! Then I got the C94 shuttle bus for my first counselling appointment with […]

Phlandrous Fleming?! / Zaylen?! / Jazmon, Splendor, and Jeremie?!

May 18, 2018

Phlandrous Fleming?! From Julie: Zaylen?! From Julie M. and Dr. Phil: Jazmon, Splendor, and Jeremie?!

Mom makes me food so I don’t die! / Mom’s 70th birthday at Golden Spring!

May 13, 2018

After DOUBLE COFFEE TIME, finishing my Chicken pasta Sidekicks which expired on April 10, and finishing both of my grape Gatorade bottles which expired TOMORROW (1.2 litres with lots of peeing!), I left at 4 to meet Jon’s family at the Oakridge Safeway at 4:45, but of course they were late. Jon says that they […]

Mahogany Essence Loggins?! / Silly Putty laundry?! / Pho and minestrone!

May 10, 2018

After DOUBLE COFFEE TIME and an early shower, I left for Jon’s at 2:45 on a 401. For Sunday, I’ll message him in the morning to see what’s up with them and going around Arbutus. I beat them to the house by two minutes after breaking a $50 bill at Kam Do Bakery (BBQ pork […]