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Benevolent sexism?! / Black people and microaggressions?! / Gender-neutral kids!

October 21, 2017

From Reddit on June 2, 2017: No, Worried19, kind and thoughtful actions by anyone (holding doors open, etc.) – even a Muslim – are NOT benevolent sexism! From Reddit on June 15, 2017: “You are one of the good ones because you’re over 60 or something” is NOT a microaggression! From Baby’s Named A Bad […]

Shadow and killing emotions, Smirnoff Ice as a drink for kids, soda pressing

October 5, 2017

I felt weird before I went to bed last night, so I went to the bathroom and discovered redrum: WHAT THE FUCK, BODY?! Good thing I discovered it BEFORE going to bed, otherwise I’d have had to break out the hydrogen peroxide! I told Classy, the r/hockey Discord server, and Jimmy about it too, poor […]

Literally capslocking?! / Gilbert from FINAL FANTASY 4 in Karnak! / Gunpowder!

October 3, 2017

From Not Always Romantic on June 17, 2016: THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS “LITERALLY CAPSLOCKING” IN REAL LIFE!!!!! IT’S CALLED “SHOUTING,” “SCREAMING,” OR “YELLING”! If you use that phrase, you don’t know how to use English properly! Bartz, Lenna, Galuf, and Faris go around Karnak in FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF after Karnak Castle explodes […]

Prince of Midenhall dragging coffins! / Scotch on the rocks! / Joseph Barefoot?!

September 21, 2017

From the DRAGON QUEST Discord server: Here is the Prince of Midenhall (Lorasia) dragging the coffins of his two dead companions behind him! Poor Prince of Cannock and Princess of Moonbrooke… From Krista, Mematic, Imgur, and Pinterest: I like my Scotch on the rocks! Jamie Fraser, Sam Heughan, and OUTLANDER are all awesome! Joseph Barefoot?!

Wayne, Vanessa, IHOP, country fried steak, life as an Albertan, unicorn cake

September 10, 2017

Vanessa sent me a Facebook message at 5:30 wanting to know what I was doing for dinner tonight. I had nothing planned, but I did wonder whether I had forgotten about something! She wanted to come out to Richmond (either IHOP of Denny’s) with her friend Wayne, whom I’d met at her Anton’s birthday dinner. […]

Gala Loam, Hahn Ackles, Huck Perry, Kaycee McEwen, Immortan Jorge, Dontonyo

September 3, 2017

I asked Jon via FB message if the birthday dinner for Eric was still going on. It’s apparently tonight at Jeremy’s at 5:30. Sounds good! I definitely have some extra cash! From Not Always Right: Gala Loam?! From Not Always Working: Hahn Ackles?! From Not Always Right: Huck Perry?! He’s also a furry… From Not […]

Dennis Nicewander, highly trained monkeys on Youtube, sleeping in tank tops

August 31, 2017

I showered and did laundry today. Dennis Nicewander is an attorney?! I got this on Youtube recently: “500 Internal Server Error. Sorry, something went wrong. A team of highly trained monkeys has been dispatched to deal with this situation.” From Julie S. and Tina Belcher’s Twitter: There are only two things certain in life: 1. […]

Zakiya, Savieon, JaQuan, Centil, Shawnika, Tarnesha, Shamell, Romeikie, Candra

August 16, 2017

UGH! I just had to kill at least one more insect crawling on my computer desk! Zakiya / Tarwaskia / Andre’ / Savieon / JaQuan / Dana’ / Centil / Shawnika / Tarnesha / LaTonya / Romeikie / Shamell / Candra?! Ah, ghetto names…

Tonda Creel, Priscilla Kida Ferrari, Ben Household, Brittany Picker, Reveca

August 3, 2017

From Not Always Friendly: Tonda Creel? She’s not even black, so I’m not sure what her parents’ excuse is here… From Not Always Working: Priscilla Kida Ferrari?! I know my sister used to know someone around here called Jessica Ferrari.. From Not Always Right: Ben Household?! From Not Always Right: Brittany Picker?! What if she […]

Water dragon with a boy, fiery red dragon, hatching green dragon, dragon goblet

August 1, 2017

I went out at 1:10 to London Drugs so I could mail a card and stickers to Fraser EARLY for his second birthday, and bought a small Jersey Milk chocolate bar / Ragusa Noir dark chocolate bars x2 for me and Eric Ho / on-sale Lindt Fudge Swirl chocolate truffles. When I got home, the […]