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Surfboard noodles, puzzles, babbling, salmon, spinach, Wilvince Kemmy Bazil

July 15, 2019

After COFFEE TIME, I went out at 2:40 on a 407 to help with the kids, telling Jon to text me if something happened. Got there at 3:45 and discussed poop hygiene, Beckett waking up just then, paper planes, bullet trains, origami (I was just folding along with them and not caring if I was […]

Cash Kinghorn?! / Vyvyan Baxter?! That is VIVIAN, not VIE-ANN!

July 8, 2019

Cash Kinghorn?! From People Who Always Have To Spell Their Names For Other People: Vyvyan Baxter?! Iā€™d pronounce that as VIVIAN, not VIE-ANN! Too much Y…

Avoiding a random man?! / Microwaves child sacrifices! / SEXY FOOD FOR SENIORS

July 6, 2019

Taking 15 flights of stairs to avoid a random man waiting for the elevator is pretty extreme, RobotRosa… how do you live out in the world?! Poor guy! Think about how he must have felt to see a random woman running away from him! From Julie: My microwave is demanding a child sacrifice! From Julie: […]

Cimina, Shayna, Sharekka, Jamy, Montez, Rae’Shon, Shariah, and Josiah?!

June 29, 2019

From Julie M. and GORDON RAMSAY’S 24 HOURS TO HELL AND BACK: Cimina?! Reminds me of cinnamon or Cimona’s in Steveston! From Julie M. and GORDON RAMSAY’S 24 HOURS TO HELL AND BACK: Shayna?! From Julie M. and GORDON RAMSAY’S 24 HOURS TO HELL AND BACK: Sharekka?! From Julie: Isaiah is fine, but Jamy?! From […]

The Colorado balloon boy’s name is FALCON?! / Vernelle Sebastian is a GUY?!

June 2, 2019

I showered and did laundry today. The Colorado balloon boy’s name is FALCON?! From Julie M. and JUDGE JUDY: Vernelle Sebastian is a guy, and the plaintiff’s former friend?!

Dirt pile! / Camisoles! / Dean Denis J. Dean?! / Not cute, but fucking funny!

June 1, 2019

I went out at 3:10 on a 407 (which luckily picked me up at the sidewalk) for shopping purposes. Decided to go to the Bay to see if they had any halfway affordable camisoles: I lucked into a half-price weekend sale on Core Life camisoles (which I bet Jimmy would like to wear), and so […]

Reign, Jedidiah, Desiree, Jalyn, Devountae, Kenley, Omir, Ladaisha, and Tequila?

May 23, 2019

From Julie: Reign?! Not even Raine or Rainn?! From Julie: Jedidiah seems like a very ancient Biblical name for a 21st century kid… who are you, Jedidiah Duggar?! From Julie: Desiree, pronounced as Dez-Er-Eee instead of Dez-Er-Eh?! Also, she is 24 and her ex is 18?! DAMN CREEPY! From Julie: Jalyn for a guy?! From […]

10 Commonly Misunderstood Words in English! / Kalan is for a girl?!

May 7, 2019

My parents are on a cruise and didn’t let me know, so I wasted my time calling them to get their voicemail multiple times yesterday! Then Dad emailed me to say that they could call me from the shore at 8:30, but then emailed me again at 8 to say that they were still on […]

A dragon totem baking mold, DRAGON BALL Z toy with dragonballs, blue dragon

May 6, 2019

I had to call the eye clinic today at 10:30 to get an eye surgery time so I can actually make some fucking plans! After the SECOND “busy office hours” automated message at 11:25, I left them a polite message. Megan finally called me back at 11:55 – I’m supposed to get to Mount St. […]

National Bubble Tea Day! / Vanessa plans! / Shay and WHITE GIRL FLOW! / Spring?!

April 30, 2019

Today is National Bubble Tea Day! šŸ˜€ I made plans with Vanessa to hang out on May 20 before she has to work at 3. From TYRA: Shay believes she has good hair because it has “white girl flow”?! From Julie: Another white girl named Spring, this time on DR. PHIL?!