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Busy Philipps, Birdie, and Cricket?! What?! / Dr. JONICE Webb? Yum, jaundice!

January 24, 2020

at 3:30 AM (FUCK YOU – PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO SLEEP!), I got up at 6:30 AM and ate my sushi. To my surprise, Chrystal of all the people had texted me last night to say she can’t make it to dinner tonight because she has to go out and eat Chinese New Year dinner […]

LaFonda Fay Foster?! / Ronkeya Holmes, MaSarah Holmes, and Torea Spohr?!

December 27, 2019

The Canucks played Los Angeles tonight at 7, and s. From Female Killers / DEADLY WOMEN: LaFonda Fay Foster?! Ronkeya Holmes, MaSarah Holmes, and Torea Spohr?! Ronkeya’s mom is named Edith and her sister is named Angel, which are NORMAL!

What I gave for Christmas 2019!

December 27, 2019

THIS ENTRY IS ALLOWED TO HAVE NON-ALIGNED TAGS. What I gave for Christmas 2019! * lots of Christmas cards and Christmas stuff for my real-life friends! [Windel Advent calendar for Jeremy, Wendel Advent calendar and Delecto assorted dark chocolate box for white Eric, stuffed Santa dog / hot cocoa Hershey’s Kisses / Advent calendars for […]

Tyheisah?! / ENCHANTED FOREST penis cake! / Go find your own place!

December 20, 2019

From Julie M. and DR. PHIL: Tyheisah?! From a 2012 conversation with Jamie and Matt on birthday cakes, tree birthday cake, and penis cake: ENCHANTED FOREST cake on Flickr! For context: The FINAL FANTASY IV Troia swimming girls GO FIND YOUR OWN PLACE picture!

Computer and lasagna! / Cards! / Noema Alavez Perez?! / Making a Snowquesha!

December 13, 2019

It’s Friday the 13th today! Mom and Dad wanted to come by today to pick up the “remnants” of the broken Heys suitcase – good thing I found the broken handle INSIDE said luggage before they came by this morning at 10:50 AM, since I thought I’d lost it when it wasn’t anywhere on the […]

Bison joke! Buffalo puns! / ENTER SANDMAN lullaby! EXIT LIGHT! ENTER NIGHT!

November 30, 2019

I had to do laundry today on the THIRD FLOOR, and had to go back down to my suite to grab actual cash money! UGH! The Canucks played Edmonton tonight at 7, and won 5-2! Mushroom soup! What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? “Bison.” Julie M. sent this […]

Samyang 2X Spicy DUMPLINGS?! / Exotic pasta! / Daydreamer and night thinker!

November 20, 2019

After I had COFFEE TIME and called Dr. Ruby’s office back to grudgingly set up an appointment for tomorrow at 3:30 and NOT today at 2:45 (HOCKEY AT 5?!), Barry picked me up at 11:50 and we went banking and to Price Smart while discussing his recent Japan trip / XTC / the Buzzcocks / […]

Tanzania Morris?! / Avianna, Ka’Lise, Afrika, Kendal, Raven, Cavell, and Starr?!

November 18, 2019

I showered and did some MORE laundry today because my sweatshirts seemed to smell like mildew from last week (EW!), so I bunged some white vinegar in my washing load after looking remedies up online. Damn, I really hope that solves the problem! From Youtube: Tanzania Morris?! Bonus: One of the other roommates was named […]

Karmein Chan?! BAD SPELLING of Carmen! WONTON MEIN FOR EVERYBODY TODAY! WOO!

November 9, 2019

I went out at 2:25 to go to London Drugs: on-sale Kinder Joy eggs x2, Blistex lip balm x4 which have SHRUNK (Melon Medley / Berry Explosion / Triple Tropics / bonus Peaches and Cream), on-sale Cottonelle 36 MEGA Rolls of toilet paper x2 ($8.99 is better than $10.99 for 24!), on-sale Nacho / Pizza […]

Callahan Walsh?! / Reymundo Mundo?! / Kawhi Leonard?! / Poutine pizza / Mullets

October 25, 2019

John Walsh does good work, but why did he have to name his son Callahan Walsh?! Reymundo Mundo?! From TSN: Kawhi Leonard?! ALMOST sounds like coffee… or a crow going CAW! CAW! From Julie M. and Only in Canada Memes: Poutine Pizza! Just in case you were bored of having unclogged arteries. From Vanessa, A […]