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2017 Yearly Recap!

December 31, 2017

2017 JANUARY * Finally got a CHIMO / Family Services phone intake done with Jocelyn, then finally finished JONBOUND. [Jan. 6] * I created a Discord account for whatever reason, probably to talk to Lucas and his weird friends, plus Kramer and his Twitch stream friends. [Jan. 7] * Finished replaying HALLOW’S END on Turbo […]

Wine, Ninja Wolf, Blaine Higdon, Dorgann, Lawrence Zureaud, Galuf Raise The Roof

September 13, 2017

“Your Wine is Cabernet” You are a resilient and successful person. You have a lot of willpower, and you are more resistant to stress than most people. You truly appreciate the finer things in life. You are always on a hunt for the best; second place is a disappointment. You have a strong sense of […]

Elaine, hot tea and hotties, cilli beep, carlic beep, peppar chicken

March 27, 2017

As planned, Elaine called me at 4:40 today. I was surprised to see a 603 area code / phone number, but I knew she was going to call. We talked about Steph, Ayler, Hiero, Fraser, her kid Josh, swimming lessons, her husband Matt, their getting together with a lot of Vancouver friends, Chuck and Andrea […]

Govnor Teats?! / 42 muscles to frown and 4 muscles to bitch-slap somebody

March 21, 2017

COFFEE TIME! Elaine and I made plans to meet at Lougheed Town Centre at 4:30 on Monday, March 27. She, Matt, and little Josh are leaving on the 31st, and are renting from Mel and Frances just five minutes away. Then she changed it to a phone call, which is actually better since I don’t […]

6-2 loss / Breakfast with Satan, Wipple, Shoogam, Flaccil, Ishaan, Hydee, Siri

December 15, 2015

The Canucks played the Wild at 5 today, and lost 6-2. From Vanessa: Let’s have Breakfast with Satan at our schools! Top 15 Baby Names! Girls: Bweezy, Wipple, Coite, Flatula, HottiAnne, Soolaz, Snorpla, Poonia, Reemy, Shoogam, Tawdrey, Glishia, Oslong, Phornola, and Sismus. Boys: Rroid, Enzifarn, Boshpock, Heap, Miffter, Pandor, Flaccil, Trung, Coptale, Slak, Felburn, Peenpo, […]

Here Lies Link! / ZELDA and the secret Chris Houlihan room! / Expavious?!

October 27, 2015

The FINAL FANTASY I party (Jeremy / Nathan / Elaine / Connie) has finally made it to the town of Elfheim. “Here Lies Link” is written on a headstone for a grave – yes, it’s a ZELDA reference! Here is the secret Chris Houlihan room in THE LEGEND OF ZELDA: A LINK TO THE PAST! […]

GAME OF THRONES character, swimsuit style, smores, mojitos, SEINFELD, gold-digging, ganache

June 17, 2015

Chinese Eric called me again at 11:10 last night, but I didn’t see it till this morning. I’ll get back to him tonight, I guess. Meanwhile, I’ll get these particular Blogthings out of the way while it’s still summer! (except the first three) Yup, this is the first thing I do with my newfound free […]

Woosh-woosh, another Awana break, 4-1 WIN over the Kings, Eric Ho, Sensodyne

March 21, 2015

Before I got up today, I heard the “woosh-woosh” of my heartbeat in my ears again. I emailed Auntie Vivian about not having an Awana ride, so I got another break. Good thing, considering that the Canucks played the Kings today at 1. It ended up being a 4-1 WIN for Vancouver, including TWO back-to-back […]

Spitting pear at a violin case, wildberry LIFE cough medicine, Rose Feast, chicken McNuggets

December 6, 2014

Right before I left the house at 11:15 this morning, I decided to repurpose Chrystal’s Advent calendar (for Jon and Harmony) and half-price Turtles chocolates (for myself or someone else?) – I might as well. I got to Jon and Harmony’s shortly after 12, where they were busy feeding lunch (eggs / noodles / juice […]

Doctor Unheimlich, He-Hn (Hibernicus)

October 20, 2014

Doctor Unheimlich’s Disease Registry Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withHeadless_Maids’ Syndrome Cause: lack of poison ivy Symptoms: foaming at the mouth, bruising, swollen appendix Cure: take one and a half pinches of snuff a day until it goes away Enter your name, for your own diagnosis: Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withHealthyTaet’s Disorder Cause: lack […]