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Rugged Talk Like A Pirate Day tampons! / Larketa Collier?! / Ultros octopus ink!

September 19, 2017

It’s Talk Like A Pirate Day today! From Reddit: Blackbeard Brand Rugged Tampons! No scents! No pastels! No scurvy! “Fer pluggin’ the bloody hole afore th’ sharks smell ye!” Comfortable plastic applicator won’t keelhaul yer nethers! Larketa Collier?! Ultros the OCTOPUS attacking Edgar, Sabin, Terra, and Banon with INK on the Lethe River in FINAL […]

Courtney Muckelroy?! / Dandin Koh?! / Denton Young?! / Lasair Ni Fhionnualann?!

September 13, 2017

I went shopping at 1:10 on a 407, going to Price Smart to get some frozen Sara Lee strawberry cheesecake as my birthday cake / treat to myself, on-sale Zest Ocean Breeze body wash (I’m re-banning Lever 2000 body wash from my apartment), and a little bottle of mango Ramune on Lena’s recommendation. Then I […]

Being trans is not an intersection! / Misgendering people is NOT violence!

June 30, 2017

Since I was up at 8:20 AM, it was COFFEE TIME BY DEFAULT! Later, Lucas thought that I was bullying Maddie because I’ve taken to using the word “sriracha” around her since her Discord screen name is “Maddie the Jirachi.” Not my fault that they sound similar! They’re both special snowflake teenagers! So then he […]

Cow vomiting in a washroom, horses and free time, Interceptor and strangers

April 27, 2017

I did some laundry today, and unsubscribed from r/earthbound because of the shitposts and children there. The latest example: Some 28-year-old thinks that I’m immature and didn’t know that there was an age before screenshots. I’m 40, so of course I know that is true! Idiot. He then tried to call me his friend – […]

Stupid CRIME INC. banning me! / Aaron Jerome Megatron / Jeralynn and Jeremiah

April 24, 2017

I saw a dog-related post in CRIME INC. on Facebook, so of course I asked why it was there. They deleted my CRIME-RELATED Youtube playlist of CRIMINALLY LISTED videos on the 13th, yet that dog post (and numerous other non-crime posts about people’s work and personal lives) stays up?! If I’d known THAT was going […]

A real-life MARIO piranha plant / Grow, Mario, grow! / Mario + Princess Gwaelin

February 3, 2017

Product warning: I’m banning Myojo Udon noodles from my apartment because the soup base isn’t powdery, but instead sticks to its package! When I got up today at 9:45, it was definitely snowing. Good thing I went out yesterday once I heard about the weather forecast! A real-life MARIO piranha plant… “Dude, I wasn’t that […]

Dragon spork, dragon spoon, Colonel Saturn’s Magicant, an irrelevant place

January 16, 2017

IT’S APPRECIATE A DRAGON DAY! PRODUCT WARNING: No more Katsuo Udon cup noodles! They make me feel very weird and almost sick just now! These noodles made me feel weird in the head, and almost made me feel like I had to vomit. I had to lie down for a while before the weird feeling […]

Basketball and pumpkin, attempted murder of crows, skeleton curtains, Kleenex ad

October 30, 2016

PRODUCT WARNING: No more Kadoya sesame oil! I can’t open the bottle reliably anymore! Lee Kum Kee is $1.50 cheaper for more than 100 additional mL, anyway… Mike never wanted that for whatever reason. Here’s hoping I can open that when I buy it on Tuesday… This is why I can’t open those Kadoya sesame […]

No more Softsoap body wash! / Udon! / Napoleon’s height is a dealbreaker!

September 22, 2016

PRODUCT WARNING: Vanessa convinced me that maybe it was my Softsoap body wash which was causing me problems down there, so now I’ve had to ban those from my apartment. We also talked about sushi and udon! Kitty’s friend Gemma Wright added me to Facebook – okay, then! Barry picked me up at 11:30 to […]

Steph / Leonard G. Dickman was arrested for public indecency?! / Killing slimes!

April 21, 2016

Barry called me at 12:30 to see if he could change our appointment time to 11 tomorrow, not 11:30. One of his clients is looking for an apartment; the tenant knows it’ll be expensive, but he wants to look at it anyway. Sure, why not? He thanked me, anyway. Cecilia Mok posted this picture of […]