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Being trans is not an intersection! / Misgendering people is NOT violence!

June 30, 2017

Since I was up at 8:20 AM, it was COFFEE TIME BY DEFAULT! Later, Lucas thought that I was bullying Maddie because I’ve taken to using the word “sriracha” around her since her Discord screen name is “Maddie the Jirachi.” Not my fault that they sound similar! They’re both special snowflake teenagers! So then he […]

Cow vomiting in a washroom, horses and free time, Interceptor and strangers

April 27, 2017

I did some laundry today, and unsubscribed from r/earthbound because of the shitposts and children there. The latest example: Some 28-year-old thinks that I’m immature and didn’t know that there was an age before screenshots. I’m 40, so of course I know that is true! Idiot. He then tried to call me his friend – […]

Stupid CRIME INC. banning me! / Aaron Jerome Megatron / Jeralynn and Jeremiah

April 24, 2017

I saw a dog-related post in CRIME INC. on Facebook, so of course I asked why it was there. They deleted my CRIME-RELATED Youtube playlist of CRIMINALLY LISTED videos on the 13th, yet that dog post (and numerous other non-crime posts about people’s work and personal lives) stays up?! If I’d known THAT was going […]

A real-life MARIO piranha plant / Grow, Mario, grow! / Mario + Princess Gwaelin

February 3, 2017

Product warning: I’m banning Myojo Udon noodles from my apartment because the soup base isn’t powdery, but instead sticks to its package! When I got up today at 9:45, it was definitely snowing. Good thing I went out yesterday once I heard about the weather forecast! A real-life MARIO piranha plant… “Dude, I wasn’t that […]

Dragon spork, dragon spoon, Colonel Saturn’s Magicant, an irrelevant place

January 16, 2017

IT’S APPRECIATE A DRAGON DAY! PRODUCT WARNING: No more Katsuo Udon cup noodles! They make me feel very weird and almost sick just now! These noodles made me feel weird in the head, and almost made me feel like I had to vomit. I had to lie down for a while before the weird feeling […]

Basketball and pumpkin, attempted murder of crows, skeleton curtains, Kleenex ad

October 30, 2016

PRODUCT WARNING: No more Kadoya sesame oil! I can’t open the bottle reliably anymore! Lee Kum Kee is $1.50 cheaper for more than 100 additional mL, anyway… Mike never wanted that for whatever reason. Here’s hoping I can open that when I buy it on Tuesday… This is why I can’t open those Kadoya sesame […]

No more Softsoap body wash! / Udon! / Napoleon’s height is a dealbreaker!

September 22, 2016

PRODUCT WARNING: Vanessa convinced me that maybe it was my Softsoap body wash which was causing me problems down there, so now I’ve had to ban those from my apartment. We also talked about sushi and udon! Kitty’s friend Gemma Wright added me to Facebook – okay, then! Barry picked me up at 11:30 to […]

Steph / Leonard G. Dickman was arrested for public indecency?! / Killing slimes!

April 21, 2016

Barry called me at 12:30 to see if he could change our appointment time to 11 tomorrow, not 11:30. One of his clients is looking for an apartment; the tenant knows it’ll be expensive, but he wants to look at it anyway. Sure, why not? He thanked me, anyway. Cecilia Mok posted this picture of […]

Master List of Stuff I Have Banned From This Apartment!

April 10, 2016

This is a master list of all the things I’ve banned from my life and apartment. Powdered laundry detergent: Too many detergent clumps all over my black laundry! PaperMate pens: The pens refuse to work half the time! Michelina’s Appetito bowls: They spill in the microwave! Western Family / Save-On Foods cheesecakes: They apparently have […]

PNG saver extension, blocking a gaslighting Brad Best, Valentine’s Day cards

February 14, 2016

I downloaded this Save Image As PNG Chrome extension to avoid the headache of WEBP images. Then I had to block Brad Best because he was being far too negative in the Fearsome Vancouver Canuck Fans last night (I banned him, so he attempted to come back via an alterego with a VERY similar name), […]