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Dragon Caves! / Class change! / Rat Tail and courage! / Bhutan dragon flag!

April 8, 2018

PRODUCT WARNING: I am banning Lipton tea from my apartment. The teabag string is too short and wants to swim in the hot tea! NO! Thank goodness I didn’t buy it! The SUPER MARIO FANTASY ADVENTURE party (Mario / Luigi / Yoshi / Toad) finally makes it to the Dragon Caves. They see this wandering […]

Creepy Easter Bunny 26! / No Tetley Tea here! / Drinking only one Guinness!

March 15, 2018

PRODUCT WARNING: I am banning Tetley Tea from my apartment. The strings on the tea bags break way too easily! What’s the point of having one dangle from your mug?! From Someecards: Creepy Easter Bunny 26! From Diane: I’m only having one Guinness on St. Patrick’s Day.

Creepy Easter Bunny 16! / Sleeping pills and laxatives! / Live, fart, laugh!

March 6, 2018

PRODUCT WARNING: I am banning Winter Creek oysters from my place. I can’t open them even WITH the jar opener! Since I now can’t open the pesky Winter Creek raw oyster jars even WITH the jar opener, I decided to go return them at Price Smart when I went out at 5:30 on a 407. […]

Whoopee cushion filled with gravy, Waldrop sextuplets and twins, feeling used

January 15, 2018

From Gotta Lil Captain In Ya? and Pete: A Whoopee cushion filled with gravy adds a hilarious new dimension to a rather tiresome practical joke. From Reddit and r/namenerds on December 14, 2017: The Waldrop sextuplets and twins from Alabama, plus an older brother! Saylor Briggs, Bridge Ryder, and Wales Tucker are the older siblings. […]

Happy Hanukkah! / Snow dragon fighting humans! / Recolored Disney princesses!

December 12, 2017

I got a surprise Christmas card in the mail from Karla yesterday, so I had to return the favor while I was out today anyhow! Also got a Snoopy and Woodstock Christmas card with ice cream / Christmas cat / Christmas dog / taco / emoji / hamburger / butterfly / cactus stickers from Mandy […]

Surgate Ghetto: Joys of Cooking with Soylent Green, Tzepish, Jack the Ripper!

December 10, 2017

The FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF party makes it to Surgate Ghetto. The soldiers ask them who they are. “Galuf Halm Baldesion. I believe you have six warrants for my arrest.” Apparently, criminals are treated like royalty there, but they still hate Jews like Faris! The FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF party makes it to the library […]

Dragon attacking a castle, Tyson Gay becoming Tyson Homosexual, bread dragons

November 29, 2017

I showered and did laundry today, despite redrum not being over yet. Gotta be decent for tomorrow… *sigh* I also finally got Lena’s cheque for the Lindt gingerbread truffles, which reminds me that I should get Corey’s birthday card in the mail. Maybe tomorrow, too! It’ll be the shit cake card from London Drugs, haha. […]

Indonesian Hitler, coffee pot being a coffee mug, Dopey Wolf, Grumpy Wolf

November 26, 2017

COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played the Rangers at 11 AM today; the game went to overtime and an epic entertaining shootout lasting seven rounds, but the Canucks lost 4-3. Chris W. says that this Indonesian guy’s parents named him Hitler, and he decided to run for office with a party led by a man banned […]

Dragon fighting humans, Winter Rose Eckstein, Ziaheart Crystal, Leia Gabbart

September 28, 2017

After a few attempts, I finally got through to Dr. Ruby’s office at 10:15 to make an appointment. I didn’t care if they were kinda fully booked today. I got one at 3:20, so that worked for me after I took a shower. Wilf Charest added me via my Fearsome Canucks Fans group, too! Since […]

Rugged Talk Like A Pirate Day tampons! / Larketa Collier?! / Ultros octopus ink!

September 19, 2017

It’s Talk Like A Pirate Day today! From Reddit: Blackbeard Brand Rugged Tampons! No scents! No pastels! No scurvy! “Fer pluggin’ the bloody hole afore th’ sharks smell ye!” Comfortable plastic applicator won’t keelhaul yer nethers! Larketa Collier?! Ultros the OCTOPUS attacking Edgar, Sabin, Terra, and Banon with INK on the Lethe River in FINAL […]