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Frying Pan Lake, New Zealand?! / A Mr. Saturn sweatshirt?! / Naked Aphrodite!

May 10, 2019

I had a banana-chocolate muffin, cut strawberries, and coffee for breakfast. Lunch was some leftovers including butter chicken. Dinner: Thai eggplant curry with peppers and bamboo, rice, naan bread, plus Tillamook Malted Moo ice cream! Tillamook Malted Moo Shake ice cream: Smooth, rich malted vanilla ice cream with chocolatey fudge chips! Frying Pan Lake at […]

NO MORE ASHA NOODLES! / Peeps coffee creamer and Peeps cereal?! / Jersey Ip?!

April 15, 2019

PRODUCT WARNING: I’m banning ALL Asha noodles from my apartment because they’re way too mushy when cooked properly, and they are NOT spicy as advertised! Went to the library briefly today to delete a whole bunch of things. Woo! From Cuya’s Discord server: Peeps International Delight coffee creamer for Easter 2019?! From Cuya’s Discord server: […]

Transfiguracion Fidelina Lopez Mendoza?! / Batman Roberto Camargo Salcedo?!

April 13, 2019

Robert Berridge added me to Facebook, but that is fine. Hopefully, he is a sane Canucks fan unlike John D., Brandi, and Siobhan! Chrissy also said she was banned by Facebook – YIKES! At least she is back now! Aaron L. and Chris W. also unfriended me from Facebook – okay, then! Now I can […]

The Big Adventures of Tiny Dick?! / Banika Jones?! / Shalice Ravenell?!

April 9, 2019

From Julie M. and Wish: The Big Adventures of Tiny Dick coloring book, complete with unicorn and penis?! Also, ILUSTRATED is BAD SPELLING! From True Crime Daily: Banika Jones?! From True Crime Daily: Shalice Ravenell?! Too close to CHALICE!

Old Sodbury, Gloucestershire, England?! / WHAT TO SAY WHEN YOU TALK TO YOURSELF!

March 15, 2019

PRODUCT WARNING: I’m banning all Seventh Generation dish detergents from my apartment. They don’t pour properly, and get clogged way too easily! What a waste of $15… I was able to have a phone session with Rachel today, thank goodness! The Canucks played the Devils at 7 tonight… the game went to overtime and a […]

Kashera?! / Pissing off the IT guy! / A DO-IT-YOURSELF SUBMACHINE GUN?!

March 6, 2019

The Canucks played the Maple Leafs at 6 tonight, and won 3-2 in overtime after being down 2-0! HAHAHAHA, SUCK IT! From Wesley: Kashera is a cashier at Harris Teeter?! She was destined for this job at the cash register! From my ex-friend Jimmy and TheLadBible: “Pissed off the IT guy, so he gave me […]

Baby white dragon, purple dragon skull, dragon fireplace, glassblown dragons

February 22, 2019

I discovered that Connie Su had unfriended me on Facebook – okay, then! Those VCEFC and Daniel Fellowship days were a long time ago, but still?! Chrissy just got banned for a month, not unfriended me. Phew! I called Chrystal at work at 11:05 to set up a get-together at the usual place, and March […]

Snapware saved me! / PETER PETER PUMPKIN EATER couples costume for Halloween!

October 21, 2018

PRODUCT WARNING: NO MORE LATCHED CONTAINERS like Rubbermaid 28.4L and Starfrit 26L: NO! I can’t even get the lids to work right half the time! Snapware is a MUCH better alternative! Andre Stelter added me to Facebook – hey, he is a Canucks fan, so why not? I finally got back home at 3:35 on […]

Natalie H. and gender! / Get off my unicorn if you don’t want my craziness!

September 5, 2018

Yesterday, I got banned from a names Facebook group because I “misgendeered” the newest admin. Not my fault that her name is ASH and she has a female in her display picture; if she wants random people to think that she’s a male, that is very misleading! Then I got into it with Natalie (chibi_blackie […]

Dragon Caves! / Class change! / Rat Tail and courage! / Bhutan dragon flag!

April 8, 2018

PRODUCT WARNING: I am banning Lipton tea from my apartment. The teabag string is too short and wants to swim in the hot tea! NO! Thank goodness I didn’t buy it! The SUPER MARIO FANTASY ADVENTURE party (Mario / Luigi / Yoshi / Toad) finally makes it to the Dragon Caves. They see this wandering […]