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A Poo T-shirt, Four Loko cocoa and Xanax marshmallows, Guilherme Crabogiale Fuck

May 12, 2019

Bacon, omelets, sausages, coffee, ketchup, English muffins, and sriracha sauce for a brunch before we made it to Steveston so Dylan could bike around and the kids could play in the park. I found a library book at Steveston which is so me! MOONBEAMS, DUMPLINGS, AND DRAGON BOATS! Later, we had Popsicles and chips while […]

Happy Adventure, Newfoundland?! / A black Starman T-shirt / Knowing you’re shit

May 9, 2019

Barry actually did drive me to the eye clinic today for my appointment after my breakfast of coffee and a cream cheese bagel with half a kiwi, but he had his Japanese wife in the car since it was better to drop her off at work around the same area. He was trying to text […]

10 Commonly Misunderstood Words in English! / Kalan is for a girl?!

May 7, 2019

My parents are on a cruise and didn’t let me know, so I wasted my time calling them to get their voicemail multiple times yesterday! Then Dad emailed me to say that they could call me from the shore at 8:30, but then emailed me again at 8 to say that they were still on […]

A dragon totem baking mold, DRAGON BALL Z toy with dragonballs, blue dragon

May 6, 2019

I had to call the eye clinic today at 10:30 to get an eye surgery time so I can actually make some fucking plans! After the SECOND “busy office hours” automated message at 11:25, I left them a polite message. Megan finally called me back at 11:55 – I’m supposed to get to Mount St. […]

Tatiana Vagina, Rudi Schits, E.R. Badcock, Dick Cooke, and James Cokayne?!

April 25, 2019

I showered and did laundry today. Mom and Dad dropped by at 3:35, and thank goodness that was ALL it was! No, I didn’t need to split a $50 bill at the bank since the nearby Coast Capital ATM gives out $50 bills! Random stuff from Mom and Dad: $50 from Great-Aunt in Hong Kong, […]

DUMPLING SAUCE! / NEW Olympic yogurts and chips! / WHATEVER T-shirt… YAY!

April 24, 2019

THERE WAS ANOTHER WATER SHUTOFF TODAY – NOT IMPRESSED! After I had COFFEE TIME and fielded an early-morning phone call from Megan at the Burrard eye clinic (Dr. Wise wants to see me this week to check her lens choice?! Friday it is…), Barry picked me up at 11 and we went banking and to […]

Jaceon?! / Mikia?! / Dakota guy?! / Jaysin?! / Jaydin?! / Janiene?!

April 23, 2019

I showered today after going to the pharmacy next door at 2 to refill my birth control prescription and buy $2 hand sanitzer x5. Good thing, too – there’s going to be ANOTHER WATER SHUTOFF tomorrow from 8 AM to 5 PM! UGH! From Julie: Jaceon?! Is that another bad spelling of Jason?! From Julie: […]

420 and Easter eggs, throwing people out the window, Zombie Jesus, beer not gas

April 20, 2019

I’m sorry your celebration of 420 has gotten in the way of remembering where you hid the Easter eggs. From Just For Laughs: You can’t always control who walks into your life, but you can control which window you throw them out of. ZOMBIE JESUS: He died for your sins, but now he’s come back […]

I WRECKED YOUR TOILET?! / GOODBYE, TESTICLES?! / Marquise and Tisheanna?!

April 19, 2019

It’s Good Friday 2019 today! From Julie: YOU WRECKED MY TOILET won the Runner-Up Prize in 1957 for Disgusting Literature?! Sounds about right… From Ebaumsworld: GOODBYE, TESTICLES?! From Julie: Marquise?! Your kid isn’t royalty! From Julie: Tisheanna pronounced as Tosh-Ee-Onna?! I would go with Tish-Ee-Anna!

Jack Daniels is from Chile?! / Mrs. Weiner and Mrs. Butt?! / How To Write Good!

April 14, 2019

Jack Daniels is from Chile?! Mrs. Weiner and Mrs. Butt taught at the Jewish Community Centre?! From Grammarly: How To Write Good, by Frank L. Visco! Caveat emptor. Carpe diem. O si villi, si ergo, fortibus is in ero. Et tu, brute. My several years in the word game have learnt me several rules: 1. […]