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Lars Goldschlager, Marianne Hord, Mina Mongoose, Shiela Lom, Titouan Lannuzel

October 10, 2017

The Canucks played Ottawa tonight at 7… the game went to overtime PLUS A SHOOTOUT, and Vancouver lost 3-2. Yes, there was a tribute to Alex Burrows! From Not Always Related: Lars Goldschlager?! I think that’s a cool last name! From Not Always Right: Marianne Hord?! That last name needs to have an E on […]

MOTHER 3 characters, Sarah Lure, a drinking cowboy hat, Cahmbriel Ann Clackum

October 6, 2017

From The Onett Times: Some artwork depicting a lot of MOTHER 3 characters! From the top, going left to right: Baccio / Magic / OJ / Shimmy Zmizz (the DCMC), Porky in the Absolutely Safe Capsule, Leder, the Ultimate Chimera, the Masked Man, the Fierce Pork Trooper, Fassad, Mr. Saturn on the Coffee Table, some […]

Shadow and killing emotions, Smirnoff Ice as a drink for kids, soda pressing

October 5, 2017

I felt weird before I went to bed last night, so I went to the bathroom and discovered redrum: WHAT THE FUCK, BODY?! Good thing I discovered it BEFORE going to bed, otherwise I’d have had to break out the hydrogen peroxide! I told Classy, the r/hockey Discord server, and Jimmy about it too, poor […]

Charismatic! / A bunch of funny FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF Ability descriptions!

October 3, 2017

I called Chrystal at work at 12:30 – to my surprise, she was on reception duty! We made plans for her to treat me to a belated birthday dinner on Friday the 13th; we’ll meet at 7-ish at the London Drugs near Broadway Station. Sounds good to me! “You Are Not Charismatic” You are not […]

Best beer for babies, testing vibrator settings, Megapussi chips, Urinal tea

September 23, 2017

Chrystal called me from work and then emailed me to say that she couldn’t make it to the MEGA SUSHI dinner tomorrow, but still wants to take me out to a birthday meal sometime. I’ll for sure let her know what works for me – maybe on Monday or Tuesday. Good thing I didn’t call […]

Prince of Midenhall dragging coffins! / Scotch on the rocks! / Joseph Barefoot?!

September 21, 2017

From the DRAGON QUEST Discord server: Here is the Prince of Midenhall (Lorasia) dragging the coffins of his two dead companions behind him! Poor Prince of Cannock and Princess of Moonbrooke… From Krista, Mematic, Imgur, and Pinterest: I like my Scotch on the rocks! Jamie Fraser, Sam Heughan, and OUTLANDER are all awesome! Joseph Barefoot?!

Wine, Ninja Wolf, Blaine Higdon, Dorgann, Lawrence Zureaud, Galuf Raise The Roof

September 13, 2017

“Your Wine is Cabernet” You are a resilient and successful person. You have a lot of willpower, and you are more resistant to stress than most people. You truly appreciate the finer things in life. You are always on a hunt for the best; second place is a disappointment. You have a strong sense of […]

Solving Rubik’s Cube problems / No airhorn to wake a baby! / BEFORE, not B4!

September 7, 2017

I got a baby intro photo card from Steph and Lisa in the mail for baby Henry – very nice! I’m not going to comment on the spelling of “shenanigans,” though! Steph said that Shaun did comment on it, haha! From Julie S. and Funnyjunk: I deal with my problems by painting over the squares […]

Madison Beer, a cuntface banana, new CHAMPION sneakers, beef teriyaki sushi

September 1, 2017

I went out to Richmond Centre at 11:30 to see if I could get relatively inexpensive new sneakers from Payless, and I got some CHAMPION Size 6 shoes for $40. I’d rather pay more for a pair that doesn’t make me feel like my feet are going to (halfway) slip and fall out of my […]

A dragon breathing lightning, Vietnamese subs, breaking a physio chair, trains

August 16, 2017

After (MORE) COFFEE TIME, I left at 11:40 AM on a 407 to make it to Jon and Harmony’s at 12:15 or so. Apparently, nobody was home, but I heard Ayler’s voice a couple of minutes later from the car. Jon made a comment about my San Francisco shirt – yeah, it’s pretty noticeable, but […]