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1/1200 of an airship and a Toad Robot in Jidoor! / Shadow’s Mysidian nightmare!

May 22, 2017

I finished the Remy Martin XO champagne from Eric Ho just now, and I’m obviously keeping the bottle, OF COURSE! In FINAL FANTASY VI: THE ETERNAL CRYSTALS, there is an auction house in Jidoor. On offer: 1/1200 of an airship! In FINAL FANTASY VI: THE ETERNAL CRYSTALS, there is an auction house in Jidoor. On […]

Red dragon guarding a spire from heroes, Wolfgang Wolf, Ted Yoho, Anelisa Durham

May 9, 2017

I went out to vote today, at least. From Krista: A red dragon guarding a spire from heroes! From The Bleacher Report: Wolfgang Wolf?! From Julie: Ted Yoho?! Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum! Anelisa Durham?! I see her parents tried to avoid “anal” in her name by not spelling it as Analisa, […]

No interruptions while I’m reading! / Existence not mattering / Pet is a name?!

April 21, 2017

I went out at 2:15 and wasted time at Richmond Centre trying to find a NEW Starbucks Unicorn Frappuccino. Then I just missed a 410 bus to Big Crazy; when I got there, I bought Knorr hot and sour soup mix x5 / JOY dumplings x 4 (lamb and onion, pork and vegetable, pork and […]

Weed, drug tests, and unemployment / Savvy Shields?! / Butter soda?! YUCKY!

April 20, 2017

From Whisper: 4-20 is National Weed Day, 4-21 is National Drug Test Day, and 4-22 is National Unemployment Day! From Julie: Savvy Shields?! No, this is not an ad for a medieval armor shop… that’s her name, short for Savannah. I don’t think Savannah needs a nickname… From Vanessa: Butter soda?! EW!

Robot Pilot being free, a very large gold brick, a cloaked flying device

April 18, 2017

I went to Richmond Public Market at 2:15 to see if they had stove pans at that “second-floor haircut shop” which Hester had mentioned. They did, but they also had a no-return policy, which I was not comfortable with. THAT WAS A WASTE OF TIME AND ENERGY! Then I went to the liquor store, where […]

Quetzalcoatl Mayan dragon god / Census-takers and fava beans / YOU SPOONY MONK!

April 11, 2017

I showered and did laundry today. The repairman came by at 1:40 to install a new stove fan switch, and confirmed that the stove pans were too icky to be cleaned normally. I guess I will have to replace them! I saw Hester by the elevator and after being invited into the outdoor storage room […]

Brookside Merlot Blackcurrant, Chardonnay Grape Peach, Häagen-Dazs Spirits

April 3, 2017

Last night, I asked Vanessa whether she and Jason were allergic or sensitive to chocolate, peppermint, or peanut butter. She said no, but thanked me for being thoughtful. I wouldn’t want to give them anything they can’t or won’t eat, of course! I went out at 4:10 today to get my prescription at the pharmacy […]

Harmony’s birthday dinner! Stout, cheese, the time, train rides, and more!

March 19, 2017

After COFFEE TIME, I left at 5:10 to make it to Oakridge in time for Harmony’s family birthday dinner. Of course I had the limited-edition ketchup Doritos chips, a birthday card, the Lindt white chocolate truffles, and the Bija direct trade organic chocolate x2 (Peruvian Incaberry / Cayenne and Wild Ginger) for Harmony’s birthday. When […]

Too many assholes! Not enough axes! / Soylent Green gibberish! / Tequila Matthew

March 15, 2017

It’s the Ides of March today! Mom tried emailing me for some hot pot meal, but I am not going to make it out. I don’t want to be in Vancouver by 11 AM, thanks! From Krista and Victory or Valhalla: Too many assholes! Not enough axes! In JONBOUND, Jon Otis tries to view the […]

Bacon roses, beef jerky roses, chocolate caramel poop, being alone, Kevan Miller

February 11, 2017

Bacon Roses: She wants romance, you want a snack. Problem solved. From Diane and Pinterest: Beef jerky roses in a beer glass?! From Vanessa and Chocolate, Chocolate, and More: Chocolate caramel fudge poop emojis for Valentine’s Day! Love stinks! From Reddit: Grumpy Cat says, “If you’re sad about being alone on Valentine’s Day, just remember…. […]