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Witless Bay, Newfoundland?! / Chilling like a villain! / Taffany Shipp?! BAD SPELLING!

November 8, 2019

DOUBLE COFFEE TIME! Waiting for Auntie Bessy at Kam Do Bakery this morning proved to be a waste of 40 minutes all told. Good thing I just managed to get the 401 on the way there and the 407 on the way back, getting home at 9:40 AM when I’d left at 8:50 AM! Ugh! […]

Satan’s Kingdom, Massachusetts?! / Stabbing a guy! / Enlarged Canucks icon 2!

November 7, 2019

COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played Chicago today at 5:30, and lost 5-2… the Blackhawks didn’t even need the TWO EMPTY-NET GOALS to defeat us! Satan’s Kingdom, Massachusetts?! There’s also one in Vermont. Satan’s Kingdom, Vermont?! From Janina: If you want something you’ve never had, you have to do something you’ve never done. Maybe stab a […]

Winnie the Pooh taking a poop at lunch and at work!

November 7, 2019

At least I texted Frances yesterday to wish her a happy early birthday! Auntie Bessy wants to meet up with me for breakfast tomorrow at 9 AM near Kam Do Bakery. Sure, I guess so. Winnie the Pooh on Reddit: Taking a poop on your lunch break vs. taking a poop after clocking in for […]

Myia, Quammy, Ranee, Shai, Jarmar, Sanchetz, Mellisa, and Brandishea Moses?!

November 5, 2019

I discovered redrum today – UGH! From Julie: Myia?! From Julie: QUAMMY is Myia’s best friend?! From Julie: Ranee?! From Julie: Shai?! From Julie: Jarmar?! From Julie: Sanchetz?! From Julie: Mellisa?! BAD SPELLING OF MELISSA! From Julie: Brandishea Moses?! I had to put this one through MS Paint because of the white-on-white text and background!

Not keeping calm when hockey’s on! / Bitchfield, England?! / Starring on SNAPPED

November 3, 2019

Today is National Sandwich Day! 😀 I had to change the clock an hour back – UGH! Shaw had a five-hour outage at Minoru Park – DOUBLE UGH! I survived by napping (had a dream that I couldn’t get out of bed and the electricity was finicky), reading TRUTH TRIVIA AND THE PURSUIT OF FACTINESS […]

My husband is in the fart aisle! / A Poopemon Pokemon T-shirt / Baby pooping!

November 3, 2019

At least the Smooth Move herbal tea worked! From Debbie and Kitchen Fun with My 3 Sons: I lost track of my husband while shopping, but I’m pretty sure he’s been in this FART aisle of the store! From Melissa and Buzzfeed Canada: A Poopemon Pokemon T-shirt! Baby: I pooped my pants, but that’s none […]

Once Brewed, Northumberland?! / Let that sink in! / Maygen Muir?! BAD SPELLING!

October 30, 2019

The Canucks played Los Angeles tonight at 7:30, and won 5-2. Brock Boeser had a hat trick! Once Brewed, Northumberland?! From Reddit: Let that sink in! From Vellum and Vinyl via Krista: Maygen Muir?! BAD SPELLING OF MEGAN! Everyone knows how it’s pronounced!

Big Bone Lick, Kentucky? / Queen Elizabeth I and the Tudors / Mike Rust My Crust

October 28, 2019

FUCK – there’s going to be a bus strike in three days! At least they want to reduce overcrowding. The Canucks played Florida tonight at 7, and won 7-2! FIVE GOALS IN THE FIRST PERIOD, AND ALL THE FORWARDS GOT AT LEAST ONE POINT! Big Bone Lick, Kentucky?! From Pete and Medieval Jollity: Queen Elizabeth […]

Poop Emoji Graduation A+ Lollipop!

October 28, 2019

Poop Emoji Graduation A+ Lollipop!

Beaver Lick, Kentucky?! / Victoria’s Seafood and vaginas! / Ryan Dresser?!

October 27, 2019

It’s a licking theme or coincidence today! O’Tasty pork / vegetable / black mushroom dumplings, JOY lamb and onion dumplings, sriracha sauce, Allen’s Malt Vinegar, and Western Family soy sauce! Beaver Lick, Kentucky? From Julie M. and Short Bus Window Lickers 3: Stop spraying perfume on your vagina – take a shower! Out here smelling […]