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Archive for the ‘alcoholic drinks’ Category

BRITITANIA Limuel?! / Louisiana Plumber Melton?! / Stop being lonely! Talk!

January 17, 2020

From Julie M. and JUDGE JUDY: BRITITANIA Limuel?! It’s not even Brittania! From Youtube: Louisana Plumber Melton?! From Julie: I need to stop being lonely and talk to people. “HEY.” ACK!

SNOW! / Caitlan Coleman? / Saturnbucks Coffee / Mr. Saturn: I have no something!

January 15, 2020

I discovered redrum this morning – UGH! It’s -7 and feels like -14! Fresh snow dump from last night at 10 PM: The snow looked like ice spears! Snow aftermath as of this morning: My best attempt at OH GOD, MORE SNOW! before I froze to death outside. I was only outside for five minutes… […]

Mr. Noodles! / Penguin and snow socks! / Forty Fort and Ransom, Pennsylvania?!

January 14, 2020

Harmony and I cancelled Nephew Time because of the snowy weather warning today. COFFEE TIME after I went out briefly to London Drugs in the freezing weather and extremely light snow to get Mr. Noodles beef / chicken / spicy chicken packs! The Canucks played Winnipeg today at 5, and lost 4-0 including an empty-netter… […]

Quvenzhan√©, Qulyndreia, Venjie, Qunquekya, Vejon, and Venjie Wallis?! WHAT?!

January 12, 2020

It was COFFEE TIME today! I went out at 11:15 AM to Shoppers and London Drugs in the cold weather before the snow might hit later! I bought bulk pads x2 / on-sale Nescafe coffee in a tall canister / Webber Naturals Vitamin D3 gummies x2 (a bottle of 90 is CHEAPER than a half-price […]

Nacole Koch?! NACHOS! / Jesus Hitler de los Santos Peralta?! JESUS AND HITLER?!

January 11, 2020

COFFEE TIME because of “lovely” East Coast scheduling! The Canucks played the Sabres today at 10 AM, and actually won 6-3 with a Loui Eriksson empty-netter AND two goals by Boeser! Carter Hutton hasn’t had a win since October 22, 2019?! From Julie M. and JUDGE JUDY: Nacole Koch?! BAD SPELLING OF NICOLE which reminds […]

Happy Blue Year / Dilbert human intelligence / Quandae Shanoah Stewart / ONTARIO

January 1, 2020

HAPPY NEW YEAR AND 2020, EVERYONE! NEW YEAR, NEW DECADE! FINALLY HOME AFTER A FLIGHT! I left the house with Steph after thumping my suitcase up the stairs from the guestroom, hugged the kids, and Steph noticed Havarti was sad because she knows what a suitcase means. We drove 45 minutes to the airport; why […]

Joanne and Gianina?! / Ashley and Pressley?! / Mod Sun?! / A. Purdy Outhouse?!

December 31, 2019

From Julie and DANCE MOMS: Joanne is fine, but Gianina?! Choose between Gianna, Gina, or Nina! From Julie and DANCE MOMS: Ashley is fine, but Pressley?! BAD SPELLING OF PRESLEY! Especially if it’ll be pronounced the exact same way… From Julie: Mod Sun?! From Michelle S. and her friend Cindy Cameron: A. Purdy Outhouse?! Yum, […]

Fuck off… no Merry Christmas! / Sunglasses dragon / Nine Christmas dragons!

December 16, 2019

Chocolate-covered almonds for Chocolate-Covered Anything Day today on December 16! From Julie and I Think My Virginity Is Growing Back: I’m afraid to offend anyone by wishing them a Merry Christmas, so I’m telling everyone I see to fuck off. From Julie: A cool green dragon with sunglasses! Christmas Dragon 1… a brown dragon in […]

New on-sale Wenger suitcase! / 40 Shoppers cards! / $21,000 whiskey?! / LIGHTS!

December 8, 2019

I left at 4:45 to take the bus to Richmond Centre, in hopes of getting an mega on-sale suitcase from the Bay. Went to Shoppers Drug Mart first in order to get a NEW Starbucks Cold Brew bottle for the morning of the 19th, plus on-sale Christmas cards with WHITE envelopes as the red ones […]

Balls! Understanding! Piano! Magic tricks! / Getting older at Christmas!

December 3, 2019

After COFFEE TIME, I went out at 3:15 (first refilling my yearly prescription at the pharmacy next door) on a 401 (JUST IN TIME) to help with the kids. I had to leave room for a suitcase and also remember to get to the house after 4:35 because of a water shutoff till 4. Lovely! […]