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Shaky Sherpa?! / Small poop emoji piñatas! / Albert Pujols as POO HOLES!

September 14, 2019

9/14/19 is also a palindrome date! Shaky Sherpa?! From Melissa and Buzzfeed Canada: Small poop emoji piñatas! Albert Pujols, pronounced as POO HOLES?! Advertisements

Los Cuervos Taqueria! / Bison skirt steak! / Ceviche tostada! / Sorry I’m late!

September 8, 2019

Discovered that the front door lock is stuck and recalcitrant again before Eric M. gave me a ride at 6:50 to Los Cuervos Taqueria around Kingsway and Fraser, so I wondered how long it would take me to get in later on. I had Jeremy’s 101 THINGS TO DO WITH BEER cookbook and birthday card, […]

Donald Bullcoming?! / North West, Saint West, Chicago West, and Psalm West?!

September 7, 2019

Donald Bullcoming?! From May 17, 2019: Oh, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West… North West, Saint West, Chicago West, and Psalm West?!

C’Bo Flemister is a football player?! / Kyle Twomey is a baseball player?!

August 30, 2019

I left at 4:30 to meet Rishu at 5 at Touchstone, then went to the public market for some dinner while I was out anyway: Eggplant (ew), fried noodles, cauliflower, bamboo shoots, broccoli, carrots, and pork! Met up with Nick from Discord, which was fine – boy, is he open about some things, though! Talked […]

SO MUCH TEA! / Therapy, school, and climbing on me! / Eyes up here, Michael…

August 29, 2019

Dad picked me up at about 2:15, having dropped Ayler off at Brooke’s already. I opted just to carry the bag of stuff Mom wanted him to give to me, listening to him say that Mom wanted to make sure I was okay. Yeah, that would be fine most of the time for sure. The […]

A doughnut poop emoji wallet and a poop emoji water bottle!

August 29, 2019

From Julie M. and Wish: A wallet with poop and doughnut emojis! Of course Highspirits liked it, haha! From Melissa and Buzzfeed Canada: An angelic poop emoji on a leak-proof water bottle!

Paraskevi Repousis?! / Daija?! / Ramiyah?! / Michaley Adkins?! / Tyres Jones?!

August 28, 2019

From Youtube: Paraskevi Repousis is a woman?! Makes me think of paraskevidekatriaphobia and Friday the 13th! From Julie: Daija?! From Julie: Ramiyah?! From Crime Watch Daily: Michaley Adkins?! She was named after a bar! From Julie M. and JUDGE JUDY: Tyres Jones, Senior?! Like tires on a car?!

Banana Wong is a real name?! WHAT THE HECK?!

August 25, 2019

Today is Humility Day! I found some girl apparently named BANANA WONG on Facebook – mutual friends include Andrea, Justin C., Kenneth, Nathan, Sean C., and Trudy. HAHAHAHAHAHA! Reminds me of the time I met someone almost named Banana Brown on Facebook while playing Scrabble, hahaha. It’s also coincidental that it is National BANANA SPLIT […]

Terry Tickhell Terrell, Crabrill Senior, Crabrill Junior, Unique, and Legend?!

August 25, 2019

Today is Humility Day! Terry Tickhell Terrell?! From Julie: Crabrill Senior?! So, like crabs and Brillo pads?! From Julie: Crabrill Junior?! Why pass that name on to the next generation?! From Julie: Unique is Crabrill Junior’s ex-girlfriend?! From Julie: Legend?! Someone has high hopes for their son…

Rubbing alcohol, Poppycock, Crispers, candy cigarettes, Choux Chantilly, Gizella

August 22, 2019

After I had DOUBLE COFFEE TIME, the handyman came by at 11:30 to install the brand-new toilet float valve – YES! I don’t care if it takes 90 seconds to fully refill the toilet (tank) now, because at least it works! Better than Hester lecturing me about “flush the toilet tenderly and not with a […]