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Womaintenance, getting the lips to join a subreddit, Garfield NOT being a girl!

June 12, 2017

From Reddit on September 18, 2015: Stupid OP named Molerus… “Womaintenance” is NOT a word! “Maintenance” does NOT need to be feminized because it does not contain the word “man,” and it makes for a pretty poor pun! (Yay for my alliteration!) From Reddit on September 19, 2015: What the fuck is with the OP […]

Three-headed hydra dragon! / Tea, coffee, and vodka! / Our sweet ass!

June 6, 2017

After COFFEE AND ASPIRIN TIME, I went out at 3:30 for my dentist appointment at 4 with Sean, which went fine even if a few teeth seemed a bit sensitive. They even gave me free fluoride that my insurance didn’t cover, plus an Oral-B toothbrush and Crest Pro-Health Advanced toothpaste! Then I got NEW Uncle […]

Food passing through ghost spirits at mealtime! / Nicolas Cage and being moist?!

June 6, 2017

PRODUCT WARNING: No more Colgate Max Fresh 100 ml stand-up tubes of toothpaste and mouthwash! I don’t like squeezing just air from the bottom of these, and HAVING to have them stand upside-down! From Chuggaaconroy: In MOTHER 3, Duster goes to Osohe Castle, where he sees these friendly ghosts having a party. This ghost tells […]

Ayler is FIVE! WOW! / Tunnels and square roots! / Vegetables attacked with ham!

May 26, 2017

After MORE COFFEE TIME, I went out at 5 (just getting the 401) to see Ayler and Hiero for a while for Ayler’s fifth birthday as I’d planned with Harmony yesterday, who said it was sweet of me. I had Hiero’s peace sign / ice cream / cupcake / doughnut / SESAME STREET / cats […]

1/1200 of an airship and a Toad Robot in Jidoor! / Shadow’s Mysidian nightmare!

May 22, 2017

I finished the Remy Martin XO champagne from Eric Ho just now, and I’m obviously keeping the bottle, OF COURSE! In FINAL FANTASY VI: THE ETERNAL CRYSTALS, there is an auction house in Jidoor. On offer: 1/1200 of an airship! In FINAL FANTASY VI: THE ETERNAL CRYSTALS, there is an auction house in Jidoor. On […]

Red dragon guarding a spire from heroes, Wolfgang Wolf, Ted Yoho, Anelisa Durham

May 9, 2017

I went out to vote today, at least. From Krista: A red dragon guarding a spire from heroes! From The Bleacher Report: Wolfgang Wolf?! From Julie: Ted Yoho?! Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum! Anelisa Durham?! I see her parents tried to avoid “anal” in her name by not spelling it as Analisa, […]

No interruptions while I’m reading! / Existence not mattering / Pet is a name?!

April 21, 2017

I went out at 2:15 and wasted time at Richmond Centre trying to find a NEW Starbucks Unicorn Frappuccino. Then I just missed a 410 bus to Big Crazy; when I got there, I bought Knorr hot and sour soup mix x5 / JOY dumplings x 4 (lamb and onion, pork and vegetable, pork and […]

Weed, drug tests, and unemployment / Savvy Shields?! / Butter soda?! YUCKY!

April 20, 2017

From Whisper: 4-20 is National Weed Day, 4-21 is National Drug Test Day, and 4-22 is National Unemployment Day! From Julie: Savvy Shields?! No, this is not an ad for a medieval armor shop… that’s her name, short for Savannah. I don’t think Savannah needs a nickname… From Vanessa: Butter soda?! EW!

Robot Pilot being free, a very large gold brick, a cloaked flying device

April 18, 2017

I went to Richmond Public Market at 2:15 to see if they had stove pans at that “second-floor haircut shop” which Hester had mentioned. They did, but they also had a no-return policy, which I was not comfortable with. THAT WAS A WASTE OF TIME AND ENERGY! Then I went to the liquor store, where […]

Quetzalcoatl Mayan dragon god / Census-takers and fava beans / YOU SPOONY MONK!

April 11, 2017

I showered and did laundry today. The repairman came by at 1:40 to install a new stove fan switch, and confirmed that the stove pans were too icky to be cleaned normally. I guess I will have to replace them! I saw Hester by the elevator and after being invited into the outdoor storage room […]