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WHY GRIZZLY BEARS SHOULD WEAR UNDERPANTS! / Laksa, salad, smoothies, and ZOOP!

July 19, 2018

After COFFEE TIME, I left at 2 on a 401 to make it to Jon’s by 2:30 or so. Ayler asked me whether I brought chocolate this time – nope, because I chose not to, despite what he said about how that wasn’t true. He also told me that Jon said I had to fill […]

Yo’Heinz Tyler?! / Katayoun Copeland?! / Crystal Champagne?!

June 16, 2018

Yo’Heinz Tyler?! From Julie and CRIME WATCH DAILY: Katayoun Copeland?! Crystal Champagne?!

Hallelujah Lulie?! / Lamonte, Johnetta, Cawatas, Jayla, Jahziya, and Moenae?!

June 14, 2018

Time to shut some things down, Jimmy. Not my fault you’re having a bad week, and “babe” is supposed to be a GOOD thing! Hallelujah Lulie?! From Julie: Lamonte?! From Julie: Johnetta?! From Julie: Cawatas?! From Julie: Jayla?! From Julie: Jahziya?! From Julie: Moenae?!

Rev. Dongo Pewee?! / Jai’Anna?! / Tralaundra and Kimora?! / Raegon has a Maya?!

June 9, 2018

I left at 10:30 on a 407 for Shoppers Drug Mart to get NESTEA iced tea, President’s Choice Chicken Korma / General Tao / Butter Chicken microwaveable meals, and on-sale Campbell’s mushroom soup x2. Got home at 10:55 on a 401: that bus efficiency is good for ANY day, never mind a Saturday! 😀 Häagen-Dazs […]

Dr. Pitt Derryberry?! / Dewaysha?! SO WEIRD! / Latreice?! / Myron?! / Charity?!

June 4, 2018

I was NOT impressed with the JOY dumplings freezing into huge unmanageable blocky clumps, so I had to throw those clumps out. Unfortunately, Hester was there and told me that it wasn’t allowed to throw it out in the dumpster. Whatever, I can do what I want. I had to walk it to the bus […]

Miracle Crimes committing crimes?! / Draven?! / KP is a woman?! / Juicy?!

May 26, 2018

I left at 2:30 on a 407 to the liquor store, where I got on-sale Mike’s Hard Root Beer x6 and 1.14 litres of Fireball Whiskey. Then I went to Price Smart for orange / cherry / grape Popsicles, assorted New York Style / mango / blueberry / strawberry cheesecake, and a cherry strudel… and […]

Creepy Easter Bunny 47! / Handmake Dim Sum?! / Translink and the Sedins!

April 5, 2018

The Canucks played the Coyotes at 7 tonight in the Sedins’ last home game of the 2017-2018 NHL season, and won 4-3 in overtime on a Daniel Sedin goal assisted by Henrik – it was LIKE A MOVIE! Then I showered. From Someecards: Creepy Easter Bunny 47! From Vanessa, whose birthday is today: Handmake Dim […]

Creepy Easter Bunny 26! / No Tetley Tea here! / Drinking only one Guinness!

March 15, 2018

PRODUCT WARNING: I am banning Tetley Tea from my apartment. The strings on the tea bags break way too easily! What’s the point of having one dangle from your mug?! From Someecards: Creepy Easter Bunny 26! From Diane: I’m only having one Guinness on St. Patrick’s Day.

Red labial whiskey, Creepy Easter Bunny 22, Flintstone’s Chewable Morphine

March 12, 2018

From Youtube: Johnnie Worker Red Labial Old Scotch Whiskey?! From Someecards: Creepy Easter Bunny 22! From Pinterest and Christine on Discord: It’s days like today that make me wish they made a Flintstone’s Chewable Morphine.

Don’t ever litter the litter! / Coffee and getting drunk!

February 8, 2018

From Legends of Localization: Alena, Cristo, and Brey go to the DRAGON WARRIOR IV town of Tempe. They get into the offering litter. “Don’t ever litter the litter.” “This is no time for puns, Shaman.” From Lost Pinup: Coffee keeps me busy until it’s time to get drunk.