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A defecating grasshopper, Farts In The Wild, a weird glitchy battle background

February 7, 2017

From Chris: A defecating grasshopper! From Julie: A book called FARTS IN THE WILD: A SPOTTER’S GUIDE! In BOZOBOUND, Bozo / Paige / Robot / Scary fight a couple of Marshmallow Puffs in Chipley. What the heck is with this weird glitchy battle background?! Maybe it’s codes… but at least I could teleport back to […]

King Cairo, Chyna, and Tyga?! / Use the force, Harry! / Knitted toilet paper?!

December 13, 2016

The Canucks played Carolina at 4 today, and were winning 5-2, but the Hurricanes ended up winning 8-6 at home. WHY DON’T THE CANUCKS KILL PENALTIES?! From Julie: Tyga, Chyna, and King Cairo?! Chris W. sent this Grammarly picture to me. How to offend four groups of geeks in one photo. “Use the force, Harry” […]

No LIKING OR SHARING attempted guilt trips! / XKCD, Data the android, grammar!

November 23, 2016

I paid my Shaw bill online today, and managed to get together the $50 needed in an envelope (bank envelopes!) for half my passport fee BEFORE February 2017… here’s hoping that Mom remembers she and Dad will pay the other half! Jayne Buzunis attempted to add me to Facebook – DENIED! I called IndigoSpirit to […]

Not killing your wife with work, soda pop making me sterile, Josephine Scott

September 13, 2016

Harmony emailed me this morning to wonder if I was free this afternoon. Sure – I can even leave at 4! Hahaha! From Chris W. and a Cracked article: Don’t kill your wife with work! Let electricity do it. From Julie, who saw this on MAURY: Soda pop made me sterile… that can’t be my […]

Ward Hurt Goodenough, Cody Goodnight, mistaken devil not withstanding the storm

August 23, 2016

Vanessa called at 1:15 to complain about her narcissistic mother-in-law’s WTF comments about Buddhist statues at an Asian restaurant (“what is THAT doing here?!”), Jason defending his mom (“That’s just how she is!” “Racist and bigoted is being old-school?! She should be reincarnated as a visible minority!”), his mom being overly Christian (I said that […]

My butt can only detect spicy flavors! / Tiger Chen, Eagle Yang, unicorn poop

August 13, 2016

From Chris W. via The Oatmeal: Here’s a guy sitting on the toilet with toilet paper nearby! “Deep Thought: Why is spicy the only flavor my butt can detect? Why can’t I eat pancakes, and then 14 hours later, be like OOH PANCAKES AGAIN?!” Tiger Chen?! Eagle Yang?! Unicorn poop!

Maple Batalia, Rowdy, Sean Dragonn Allen, people who struggle with math

June 13, 2016

I showered and did laundry today, and found the sock which I thought I was missing from the last time I did laundry. It was on the floor, but the white chair was blocking my view. Oh well, at least I don’t have to buy yet another pair of thin socks! Maple Batalia?! Rowdy was […]

A Pittsburgh Penguins alarm clock, Japanese public transit signs, no bras!

June 8, 2016

I had a dream where Chris W. was making it rain at least a thousand books from the bookshelves because he was writing a letter (about how essential books are) to someone important. Then we went to a Chinese restaurant with all my friends to celebrate my birthday. Steph, Alan Quan, my parents, Auntie Gloria, […]

13 Unbelievable Shocking Statistics! / Indonesian words and and Google Translate

April 1, 2016

From Chris W. and Cracked: 13 Shocking Statistics You Won’t Believe Are True! (about vocabulary, Chicken McNuggets, Facebook, GAME OF THRONES, porn videos, Starbucks, data on the Internet, cell phone radiation, Lady Gaga fans, Instagram food photos, spending time on your cellphone, Saturn, and infographics) From Chris W.: He had the wrong language on Google […]

Manly Wade Wellman / Fish, eight, and triangle! / Jake Butt is a TIGHT END?!

March 21, 2016

From Chris W.: Manly Wade Wellman?! From Pete: 2+2 = fish; 3+3 = eight; 7+7 = triangle! Draw the numbers forward and backward, or use a mirror! Jake Butt is a TIGHT END?!