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FIVE power play goals?! / Creepy Easter Bunny 7! / La Casa MESICO Restaurant?!

February 20, 2018

Kurt W. added me on Facebook from Discord and Youtube… woohoo! Victor Lee unfriended me, but whatever. The Canucks played the Avalanche at 7 tonight; the game went to overtime, and the Avs won 5-4 on their FIFTH power play goal?! UGH! I needed some brain time off, so I’m glad I got that today! […]

Indonesian Hitler, coffee pot being a coffee mug, Dopey Wolf, Grumpy Wolf

November 26, 2017

COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played the Rangers at 11 AM today; the game went to overtime and an epic entertaining shootout lasting seven rounds, but the Canucks lost 4-3. Chris W. says that this Indonesian guy’s parents named him Hitler, and he decided to run for office with a party led by a man banned […]

The Lufenian Charm Song, Michael Paul Marcus McKinney, aliens on earth in 2017

July 15, 2017

I discovered that Michael Paul Marcus McKinney unfriended me, but that’s okay! In SUPER MARIO FANTASY ADVENTURE, Mario / Luigi / Yoshi / Toad check out the Charm Song that they got from Lufenia. “Stamped on the bottom… MADE IN LEFEIN.” My ex-friend Michael Paul Marcus McKinney, whom I remember meeting via Scrabulous in 2008! […]

Cup of tea and double vodka! / Veronica Hudon! / A grammatically-correct LOLcat!

July 13, 2017

Today is National French Fry Day! From Lynne Jamison: I may not be everyone’s cup of tea, but I’m someone’s double vodka. My ex-friend Veronica Hudon, whom I met through the Blood Games in 2008! At last! A grammatically-correct LOLcat! I am in your forum… posting in a grammatically accurate manner.

A defecating grasshopper, Farts In The Wild, a weird glitchy battle background

February 7, 2017

From Chris: A defecating grasshopper! From Julie: A book called FARTS IN THE WILD: A SPOTTER’S GUIDE! In BOZOBOUND, Bozo / Paige / Robot / Scary fight a couple of Marshmallow Puffs in Chipley. What the heck is with this weird glitchy battle background?! Maybe it’s codes… but at least I could teleport back to […]

King Cairo, Chyna, and Tyga?! / Use the force, Harry! / Knitted toilet paper?!

December 13, 2016

The Canucks played Carolina at 4 today, and were winning 5-2, but the Hurricanes ended up winning 8-6 at home. WHY DON’T THE CANUCKS KILL PENALTIES?! From Julie: Tyga, Chyna, and King Cairo?! Chris W. sent this Grammarly picture to me. How to offend four groups of geeks in one photo. “Use the force, Harry” […]

No LIKING OR SHARING attempted guilt trips! / XKCD, Data the android, grammar!

November 23, 2016

I paid my Shaw bill online today, and managed to get together the $50 needed in an envelope (bank envelopes!) for half my passport fee BEFORE February 2017… here’s hoping that Mom remembers she and Dad will pay the other half! Jayne Buzunis attempted to add me to Facebook – DENIED! I called IndigoSpirit to […]

Not killing your wife with work, soda pop making me sterile, Josephine Scott

September 13, 2016

Harmony emailed me this morning to wonder if I was free this afternoon. Sure – I can even leave at 4! Hahaha! From Chris W. and a Cracked article: Don’t kill your wife with work! Let electricity do it. From Julie, who saw this on MAURY: Soda pop made me sterile… that can’t be my […]

Ward Hurt Goodenough, Cody Goodnight, mistaken devil not withstanding the storm

August 23, 2016

Vanessa called at 1:15 to complain about her narcissistic mother-in-law’s WTF comments about Buddhist statues at an Asian restaurant (“what is THAT doing here?!”), Jason defending his mom (“That’s just how she is!” “Racist and bigoted is being old-school?! She should be reincarnated as a visible minority!”), his mom being overly Christian (I said that […]

My butt can only detect spicy flavors! / Tiger Chen, Eagle Yang, unicorn poop

August 13, 2016

From Chris W. via The Oatmeal: Here’s a guy sitting on the toilet with toilet paper nearby! “Deep Thought: Why is spicy the only flavor my butt can detect? Why can’t I eat pancakes, and then 14 hours later, be like OOH PANCAKES AGAIN?!” Tiger Chen?! Eagle Yang?! Unicorn poop!