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Brownie or cookie, middle class, Muslim name, hipster or yuppie, love language

May 19, 2019

Are You a Brownie or a Cookie? You Are A Cookie! You are an independent and versatile person. You can roll with life’s changes quite well. You are resilient and optimistic. You see the glass of milk as half full, even if you’ve been burned before. You are big on boundaries – what’s yours is […]

Martin Frk has no vowels! / Jamar?! / Angel is Jesus’s wife?! / Kenyatta?!

May 19, 2019

From r/hockey: A Detroit Red Wings player is named Martin Frk. His last name has no vowels, JUST LIKE MINE! From Julie: Jamar?! From Julie: Angel is Jesus’s wife?! IRONY OR A QUIRKY COINCIDENCE! From Julie: Kenyatta?! I remember that name from WHAT NOT TO NAME YOUR BABY by Joe Borgenicht…

Happy Adventure, Newfoundland?! / A black Starman T-shirt / Knowing you’re shit

May 9, 2019

Barry actually did drive me to the eye clinic today for my appointment after my breakfast of coffee and a cream cheese bagel with half a kiwi, but he had his Japanese wife in the car since it was better to drop her off at work around the same area. He was trying to text […]

Bad and Unique Baby Names 10! / Hugs, coffee, and $5 million! / Jenipher Russ?!

May 2, 2019

Bad and Unique Baby Names 10! From Julie M. and Empaths, Old Souls, and Introverts: Sometimes I just want someone to hug me and say, “I know it’s hard. You’re going to be okay. Here’s a coffee and five million dollars.” From Julie M. and JUDGE JUDY: Jenipher Russ?! BAD SPELLING OF JENNIFER!

420 and Easter eggs, throwing people out the window, Zombie Jesus, beer not gas

April 20, 2019

I’m sorry your celebration of 420 has gotten in the way of remembering where you hid the Easter eggs. From Just For Laughs: You can’t always control who walks into your life, but you can control which window you throw them out of. ZOMBIE JESUS: He died for your sins, but now he’s come back […]

Jack Daniels is from Chile?! / Mrs. Weiner and Mrs. Butt?! / How To Write Good!

April 14, 2019

Jack Daniels is from Chile?! Mrs. Weiner and Mrs. Butt taught at the Jewish Community Centre?! From Grammarly: How To Write Good, by Frank L. Visco! Caveat emptor. Carpe diem. O si villi, si ergo, fortibus is in ero. Et tu, brute. My several years in the word game have learnt me several rules: 1. […]

Vancouver Canucks orca! / Marcea?! / Colin Pitchfork murdered two children?!

April 8, 2019

Julie got my birthday package today! Sticker bonanza! Outside of birthday card: “I heard that people don’t want stuff on their birthday. They want experiences.” Inside of birthday card, complete with gold / silver / bronze Sharpie birthday greeting: “I hope you have enjoyed this greeting card experience.” A Vancouver Canucks orca in a red […]

Grabbing my boobs, Garfield hugging Pooky, alpaca llama / 90,000 Facebook likes!

April 5, 2019

My morning before 8 AM: Shaw going out for 10 minutes because of the 24/7 construction across the street (noise exemption bylaw) and then Windows decided to update 10 minutes after that…. Boo! I discovered redrum in the shower! Blood on the yellow shower pouf means that this (and the square-shaped soap) must be thrown […]

Neshia Lincoln as KNEE-SHA?! / Two for $19.99 Tylenol grape drops?! NOT A SALE!

March 27, 2019

Chinese Eric called me at 11:50 to ask if I got his voicemail yesterday. No, since I never check that or the answering machine. He wanted to know if he could come over on Saturday since there’s NO WORK and watch a lot of hockey: almost two games’ worth, including the Canucks-Stars game. That sounds […]

Blue cartoon dragon! / PUFF THE MAGIC DRAGON! / Toothless! / Pink dragon!

March 25, 2019

From Holidays That Might Get Overlooked: A blue dragon in a cartoon! From Holidays That Might Get Overlooked: PUFF THE MAGIC DRAGON in movie form! Green dragon! From Holidays That Might Get Overlooked: TOOTHLESS in HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON, which I watched with Declan and Elysse when I was at Timberwood Village in January […]