Epixome
This is CRAZY LAND.

Archive for the ‘life’ Category

Uncle John’s BRIEFS, FUNNIEST EVER, STRANGE SCIENCE, and STRANGE HISTORY!

January 8, 2020

After COFFEE TIME, I left at 12:35 on a 407 for my dentist appointment with Sean on FRASER instead of Oakridge – sigh. I had to leave myself plenty of time for getting lost (seeing Krista at Gilbert and Westminster – “Ontario is a magical place because I’ve never been there”?!), and had to take […]

Unicorns farting as a coloring book, poop emoji alien tattoo, ROYAL FLUSH GAME

January 7, 2020

I showered today. From Julie M. and Wish: Unicorns Farting coloring book?! IT’S A COINCIDENCE SINCE IT’S “PASS GAS DAY” TODAY ON JANUARY 7! From Pete and FART Is A Four Letter Word: This alien is tattooing another alien with a poop emoji, hahaha! “It’s a popular symbol from the 21st century. I believe it […]

Guestbook Entries 2019!

December 30, 2019

Guestbook Entries 2019! March 30, 2019 (Sat.) Eric H. (lddude): “Yep! … I finally got the first day off on a Saturday for once as I was able to come over today to watch two hockey games. I got my fill of hockey before the playoffs begin or my workload starts to pile up during […]

LaFonda Fay Foster?! / Ronkeya Holmes, MaSarah Holmes, and Torea Spohr?!

December 27, 2019

The Canucks played Los Angeles tonight at 7, and s. From Female Killers / DEADLY WOMEN: LaFonda Fay Foster?! Ronkeya Holmes, MaSarah Holmes, and Torea Spohr?! Ronkeya’s mom is named Edith and her sister is named Angel, which are NORMAL!

Made in Vachina! / Animal skull bonsai trees! / Cute cat glass tea mug!

December 26, 2019

The Canucks played the Sharks tonight at 7:30, and s. From Scott C. in CANUCKS NATION: A baby wearing a MADE IN VACHINA bib. “Really, Dad?” From Julie M. and I Love Skulls: Animal skull bonsai trees weave life and death together in darkly beautiful art. From Julie M. and Amazon: A Carlie cute cat […]

How Will I Die? Devoured by Republicans?! 9Gag generators!

December 21, 2019

The Canucks played the Penguins tonight at 7, and s. From 9Gag: How Will I Die? Devoured by Republicans?! Mike would be Buried Alive by Justin Bieber! My ex-friend Jimmy would be Suffocated by Living! HAHAHA!

Halee Rathgeber?! Like Hall-Ee or Halle Berry?! BAD HALEY SPELLING!

December 2, 2019

From Youtube: Halee Rathgeber?! If you are going to spell it that way, pronounce it like Halle Berry does, not as HAILEY or HALEY. BAD SPELLING! It also makes me think of Gerber.

Bison joke! Buffalo puns! / ENTER SANDMAN lullaby! EXIT LIGHT! ENTER NIGHT!

November 30, 2019

I had to do laundry today on the THIRD FLOOR, and had to go back down to my suite to grab actual cash money! UGH! The Canucks played Edmonton tonight at 7, and won 5-2! Mushroom soup! What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? “Bison.” Julie M. sent this […]

Crazy discombobulated poop! / Hand Job Nails and Spa?! Long Poo Gas Supplies?!

November 14, 2019

I went to the Life Labs next door to get some blood and urine tests done. Failed at the pee test, unfortunately. Then I went across the street where someone actually drove onto the concrete parking barrier! “HOW DO YOU DO THAT?!” I said to a nearby dude, who had seen WORSE! It’s broad daylight, […]

Satan’s Kingdom, Massachusetts?! / Stabbing a guy! / Enlarged Canucks icon 2!

November 7, 2019

COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played Chicago today at 5:30, and lost 5-2… the Blackhawks didn’t even need the TWO EMPTY-NET GOALS to defeat us! Satan’s Kingdom, Massachusetts?! There’s also one in Vermont. Satan’s Kingdom, Vermont?! From Janina: If you want something you’ve never had, you have to do something you’ve never done. Maybe stab a […]