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FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF collage screenshots: Drugs, sex, crabs, and farts!

July 19, 2017

FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF screenshot collage #1: Lenna to her father King Tycoon: “Off to the crack-house again?” Captain Faris: “I just dropped a load… in my pants…” Boco the Chocobo: “Yeah, you best be getting your fat ass off me, biatch!” Lenna to Bartz: “I supoose you’ll want me to repay you with sexual […]

The (Hard Knock) Life of a Facebook Photo! / Cody and Corey Manyshots?!

July 9, 2017

From Candy: The (Hard Knock) Life of a Facebook Photo! Brought to you by Pixable! How did you take the picture? With a film camera: What a hipster. Ha! Now you have to get it developed! Don’t get it digital: You can’t tag people on prints! Get it digital: It’s a 21st century thing. Ask […]

All of Shadow’s and Relm’s dreams in FINAL FANTASY VI ADVANCE, plus differences!

July 9, 2017

Since I was up at 8 AM, it was COFFEE TIME BY DEFAULT! Shadow’s first dream in FINAL FANTASY VI ADVANCE: Clyde is alone. Shadow’s first dream in FINAL FANTASY VI ADVANCE: Enter Baram, Clyde Arrowny’s accomplice. Shadow’s first dream in FINAL FANTASY VI ADVANCE: Baram speaks! “Clyde… how could you? I was your partner… […]

Lawyer Justin Bieber, financier James Dean, Frank Sinatra in public relations

July 6, 2017

There’s a Philadelphia-area lawyer named Justin Bieber?! There’s a Philadelphia-area financier named James Dean?! There’s a Philadelphia-area public relations professional named Frank Sinatra?!

My sister accidentally killed herself… oops! / Smiling in your discomfort?!

July 2, 2017

Proudly Canadian mosaic dragon! From my ex-friend Lucas’s Discord: My sister accidentally killed herself… oops! What juxtaposition! From Reddit on June 3, 2017: “I said that I was smiling because I was uncomfortable.” No, Katydid90, we do not do that. It’s not even a fake smile, which I do indeed understand!

Christian Grey and Dr. Frank N Furter! / Anus beef?! / Chicken pox pie?!

June 30, 2017

Hester came by at 4:20 to check the freezer. As I thought, the dumplings did not freeze overnight! Thank goodness I kept that old bag for proof, as she’ll NOW call maintenance after the long weekend. I guess I can call Barry on Tuesday, then. From Janina: Christian Grey from FIFTY SHADES OF GREY says, […]

Canucks bracelet! / Strongth welling in your body / OCARINA OF TIME environments

June 27, 2017

Julie S. reminded me via Facebook chat to check my mail for the thing she sent me. So I did, and discovered a small box. I got a card with cherries on it, a Canucks-themed bracelet, and various lion / giraffe / elephant / seal / fox / bear / cat / Leonardo / Michaelangelo […]

Sea serpent dragon / Laser lips and snowblowers / Foul festival sweet porn / KFC

June 26, 2017

After seeing KFC referenced on Not Always Right, I decided that I had to go out and get some for lunch at 2:10, just managing to get the C94. I got a six-piece combo for $10.50, and the price and quantity was better than what I was expecting! Before that, I went to Indigo Spirit […]

Middle fingers and boners, Racist Park, General Leo Christophe, Kuba Psuty

June 9, 2017

I just finished some laundry, no thanks to some inconsiderate person taking up both washing machines (thus delaying it an hour), and then doing something to one of them so that my token wasn’t accepted. FUCK! From Janina and 9GAG: My middle finger gets a boner when I think of you. From Engrish.com and Library […]

Shitting in my pantaloons! / Led Zeppelin vs. Nicki Minaj! / Will Power?!

June 3, 2017

From Vanessa and When summer starts, my life is instantly better: A baby onesie that says, “Ah, good sir. I do believe I’ve shat in my pantaloons.” The onesie also features a mustache! From Laid-Back Corner: 1975 Led Zeppelin vs. 2012 Nicki Minaj?! Led Zeppelin’s THANK YOU wins over Nicki Minaj’s song about a stupid […]