Epixome
This is CRAZY LAND.

Archive for the ‘life’ Category

Birthday level-up! / Palindrome Week 2019! / Deicide Huxtable?!

September 17, 2019

9/17/19 is also a palindrome date AND MY BIRTHDAY! The Canucks played the Oilers at 7 tonight, and WON 4-2 for my birthday! šŸ˜€ From Janet, AKA ghost_light: You’ve leveled up for your birthday! +2 wisdom, +1 age, +5 presents! It’s Palindrome Week 2019! 9/10/19 to 9/19/19 are ALL palindrome dates! 9/17/19 is also a […]

Congress Lepou and Bread of Life Faiupu?! / A crocodile, a buffalo, and a bra?!

September 11, 2019

Today’s date is ALSO a palindrome: 9/11/19! At 2:05, I called Chrystal at work to ask where she’d gone on her cruise since I’d forgotten to ask last time: Copenhagen as a starting point sounds nice! Then just in case, I invited her to the Cactus Club dinner on the 21st, but I know she […]

Paraskevi Repousis?! / Daija?! / Ramiyah?! / Michaley Adkins?! / Tyres Jones?!

August 28, 2019

From Youtube: Paraskevi Repousis is a woman?! Makes me think of paraskevidekatriaphobia and Friday the 13th! From Julie: Daija?! From Julie: Ramiyah?! From Crime Watch Daily: Michaley Adkins?! She was named after a bar! From Julie M. and JUDGE JUDY: Tyres Jones, Senior?! Like tires on a car?!

Surfboard noodles, puzzles, babbling, salmon, spinach, Wilvince Kemmy Bazil

July 15, 2019

After COFFEE TIME, I went out at 2:40 on a 407 to help with the kids, telling Jon to text me if something happened. Got there at 3:45 and discussed poop hygiene, Beckett waking up just then, paper planes, bullet trains, origami (I was just folding along with them and not caring if I was […]

Cash Kinghorn?! / Vyvyan Baxter?! That is VIVIAN, not VIE-ANN!

July 8, 2019

Cash Kinghorn?! From People Who Always Have To Spell Their Names For Other People: Vyvyan Baxter?! Iā€™d pronounce that as VIVIAN, not VIE-ANN! Too much Y…

A poop emoji A-line dress! / Crapstone, Devon, England?! / Poo Goo Unicorn Poo!

July 6, 2019

From Melissa and Buzzfeed Canada: A poop emoji A-line dress! From the Daily Mail: Crapstone is in Devon, England?! From Julie: Poo Goo Unicorn Poo at CVS! Feels like liquid, plays like goo!

General Booty?! / Alec Rash?! / Walker Weickel?! / Collin Wiles?! SPORTS, MAN!

June 24, 2019

General Booty?! Alec Rash?! Walker Weickel?! Collin Wiles?! BAD SPELLING OF COLIN!

Melanee, another Cortez, Aubree, Candace, Nico, Taliyah, and Unique?! WHAT?!

June 19, 2019

I went out at 12:15 on a 401 to go to London Drugs and look for 3×5 Mead index cards, since my stock was running low. Turns out I wasn’t really running out of them, but whatever. I finally found them at just slightly higher than eye level with the notebooks and papers, and decided […]

Michael Butman, Lieutenant Chance Sweat, Sheila Butt, and Adolph Gasser?!

June 11, 2019

No more r/AskWomen for me! How is “Who has trouble pooping in a public restroom, girls?” rude and “invalidation”? SO FUCKING VAGUE! Jesus Christ, some (SJW) people need to grow a thicker skin and stop getting offended over anything and everything! When you gotta go, you gotta go! No “performance anxiety” should be involved, because […]

Brownie or cookie, middle class, Muslim name, hipster or yuppie, love language

May 19, 2019

Are You a Brownie or a Cookie? You Are A Cookie! You are an independent and versatile person. You can roll with life’s changes quite well. You are resilient and optimistic. You see the glass of milk as half full, even if you’ve been burned before. You are big on boundaries – what’s yours is […]