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Maimah Phillips, Lien Nguyen, Ael Davies, Harley Bonafe, Dylann Storm Roof

November 14, 2017

The Canucks played the Kings at 7:30 tonight, and won 3-2! From Not Always Related: Maimah Phillips?! From Not Always Right: Lien Nguyen?! She’d better not have a lien put on her finances, hahaha! From Not Always Right: Ael Davies?! From Not Always Working: Harley Bonafe?! There’s another special snowflake who goes by “they” and […]

Amethyst Felidae-Thompson, Machete Tigre, Keilidh Mandissa Hicks, Kelline Blake

November 10, 2017

From Not Always Right: Amethyst Felidae-Thompson?! From Not Always Right: Machete Tigre?! Unfortunately, he’s a furry… From Not Always Right: Keilidh Mandissa Hicks?! That’s not even how you spell CEILIDH! Unfortunately, she’s a furry, too! From Not Always Learning: Kelline Blake?!

Turd Baby is a store?! / Toilet Kool Koozie! / Abraham Smutz?! / Aletha Reed?!

November 7, 2017

From Engrish: There’s a store called Turd Baby?! From Jazmin and Neatorama: The Toilet Kool Koozie! Are you looking for a polite way to tell someone that you do not approve of their choice of canned beverage? You need the Toilet Kool Koozie from the NeatoShop. This reusable and easy-to-clean drink holder makes it perfectly […]

Attempts to sleep, finding God underwater, our current stats, Ass Glob Ring

November 5, 2017

I went out at 4 on a 407 to the Bay, but all their garbage cans were very expensive. It was off across the street to London Drugs: a big reusable bag, a replacement Sterilite garbage can, on-sale Moritz Icy Squares, on-sale Lindt Peppermint Cookie chocolate truffles, and Waterbridge brandy beans! Got home at 4:55 […]

Frankenstein dancing! / Severed human head! / Charmin pumpkin spice toilet paper

October 29, 2017

From Julie: Frankenstein dancing! The FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF party makes it to Dr. Archie Carr’s Cave, and comes across these treasure chests. Bartz says, “There’s a severed human head inside! Should we take it?” Yes or no? OF COURSE WE SHOULD! From Vanessa and For Shits and Giggles: Charmin Pumpkin Spice toilet paper! For […]

What WEDDING CRASHERS Character Are You? / What’s Your Cat Name?

October 19, 2017

“You Are Claire” You are a bit of a cynic, but you have a good sense of humor – especially when it comes to observant and wry jokes. You suffer most from your own indecisiveness in life. It would serve you well to follow your heart more. You tell it like it is, sometimes to […]

Forest-inspired name! / Sports car color! / WHEN HARRY MET SALLY character!

October 19, 2017

“Your Forest Name Is: Jacaranda Cypress” A forest bird never wants a cage. What’s Your Forest-Inspired Name? Blogthings: 100’s of Fun, Free Quizzes! “You Should Drive a Black Sports Car” You are a strong and determined person. You are interested in power, and you’re not afraid to grab some for yourself. You may be driven, […]

The Dark Triad, self-care, hightops, Thanksgiving food, Thanksgiving movie

October 19, 2017

“You Are Psychopathy” At your darkest times, your heart turns cold. You can operate without concern for anybody but yourself. You may not have a psychopath, but you have the charm and calculation of one. It just depends on whether you want to turn it on. While psychopaths are dangerous, your cool demeanor can serve […]

Creepy costumes, MONA LISA SMILE character, Celtic name, novelty seeker

October 19, 2017

“You Are a Serial Killer” Of course, you don’t have a true killer instinct. But you are fascinated by the dark side of life. You disturb people with your knowledge of abnormal psychology. And you love freaking yourself out, too! You are a pretty normal person, but you let another side of your personality out […]

Keeping secrets / Leaf color / Wisdom / Practical magic witch / Ghost name

October 19, 2017

“He’s Keeping You a Secret For Now” Your guy doesn’t seem super psyched to go public with your relationship – at least not totally public. Maybe he’s a private person, or maybe you are just starting to date. It’s nothing to worry about yet. Keep an eye on this guy. Is he as serious about […]