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Tudoring, a pharmacy as a drug-free workplace, Prince Casey touring the world

December 17, 2016

From Mikki: TUDORING?! The only way that would be even halfway acceptable is if they were teaching about the Tudors! From Vomitorium: This pharmacy is a drug-free workplace! After going to Egypt, the JONBOUND party (Jon Otis / Sarah Buffaloe / Joe Scharfenberg / Prince Casey) stays overnight at the Arvada Roach Motel. The next […]

Killing endangered dragon species and red-shirted ensigns / Flossing in Magicant

September 28, 2016

I discovered that the Penguins fan Matt Henry had unfriended and blocked me – weird, but whatever. I didn’t interact much with him lately, anyway. Same thing goes for Amanda Lee of VCEFC! From Julie: We need to put a stop to this! This unidentified man is at it again. This time, he’s killed another […]

Rock n’roll being my medicine, Kwame Henry, Richezza Williams, Crayola crayons

August 1, 2016

From Pinterest: Rock n’roll is my medicine! The Ramones, Nirvana, Pantera, AC/DC, Megadeth, Queen, the Beatles, Motörhead, Rush, Kamelot, Deep Purple, Led Zeppelin, the Who, Epica, Iron Maiden, Ozzy Osbourne, Metallica, Rhapsody, Iced Earth, and KISS. From FORENSIC FILES: Kwame Henry and Richezza Williams?! Weird Crayola crayon colors: Suspicious cold sore red, tanner stain orange, […]

Nameberry: Most Popular Names of 2015!

December 29, 2015

According to Nameberry, these are the most popular names of 2015. Girls: Charlotte, Amelia, Ava, Olivia, Cora, Eleanor, Isla, Lucy, Evelyn, Penelope, Aurora, Violet, Adeline, Claire, Hazel, Adelaide, Emma, Scarlett, Arabella, Alice, Luna, Mia, Grace, Lila, Imogen, Esme, Rose, Quinn, Evangeline, and Elizabeth. Boys: Ezra, Asher, Atticus, Declan, Oliver, Silas, Milo, Jude, Henry, Jasper, Kai, […]

Dick Hardstaff, Virginia Booty-Givens, Rehtaeh Parsons, Zoe as Xoeigh

December 12, 2015

Dick Hardstaff?! Seen on Jennifer T.’s Facebook friends: Virginia Booty-Givens?! Give me that booty! Rehtaeh Parsons! (“Heather in dyslexic,” as per Encyclopedia Dramatica) Xoeigh?! Isn’t that supposed to be ZOE?!

No Facebook pictures for you two! / Dream of Mike and me saving the mall / Bot Roda?!

January 8, 2015

Before I went to bed last night, I untagged both Krista M. and Krista K. (geek_dragon) from all my dragon / letter / birthday month / gender / hockey pictures on Facebook. Then I dreamed that Mike and I were holding hands and saving the mall from bad guys before busing to Granville. Upon waking […]

Doctor Unheimlich, An-Ap (AppleBastic)

October 19, 2014

Doctor Unheimlich’s Disease Registry Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withAna’s Disorder Cause: unknown Symptoms: turning to stone, aphasia, automatic writing, seizures Cure: click heels together three times Enter your name, for your own diagnosis: Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withAnaCheetoitis Cause: drug abuse Symptoms: groin swelling, pacing, flashing eyes, bone pain Cure: expensive biofeedback devices […]

Osten, Ranen, Wyetta, Waylin (boy), and Zaidee / First day of Awana in two years!

September 20, 2014

Weird kiddy names so far: Osten, Ranen, Wyetta, Waylin (boy), and Zaidee. Mike got up on his own at 1:25. We discussed his taking a shower, his doing the dishes, coffee, costume planning (not tomorrow even if I did get out of the child care session), SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE with Luke Perry, the Pirate Bay, […]

Early records state the least popular baby names!

August 7, 2014

The Least Popular American Baby Names According to Early Records Noah and Emma were the top baby names of 2014. Here are some unique names that were never popular. The SSA website gives the top 1000 boy and girl names (as reported on Social Security card applications) for each year from 1880 onward. If you […]

Pastor Dan plans, forging, fudging numbers, steak at Mi Mexico, total meltdown at home

July 12, 2014

This morning, Pastor Dan emailed me to say that he can drop us off at Starbucks tomorrow so we could kill time with breakfast and a ten-minute walk back to VCEFC. Sounds fine to me, as we don’t need to be at church at 9 AM! Then I found a good blank greeting card for […]