Archive for the ‘2011’ Category

Black dragon breathing fire, FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF title screen, Kamala Harris

July 14, 2017

Today is Bastille Day! From Krista: Black dragon breathing fire! The FINAL FANTASY V Spoof Version 1.01 title screen! From Reddit: Kamala Harris?! Makes me think of camels!

Defenestration Day! / Worst apocalypse ever, Dwight Schrute and life, Mardy Fish

May 21, 2017

TODAY IS DEFENSTRATION DAY! My current Logitech 250 Deluxe computer keyboard with mouse: Grumpy Cat: Still here. Worst apocalypse ever. (May 21, 2011) From Janina: Life is short… false. It’s the longest thing you do. From The Mirror: Mardy Fish was a tennis player?!

Rainy is a human?! / Holden Johnson?! / A huge sushi boat from Reddit and Lucas!

May 11, 2017

I had a headache today and had to abandon my Tomato Alfredo lunch in favor of a nap at 12. At least I felt better at 3! Then I got email: Jon thinks that there’s a family dinner on Monday at their place. Apparently, there’s going to be a lunch tomorrow at the lards’ place […]

Vegas Bray, hauling your butt down to the police station, kids using cheat codes

March 10, 2017

From DEADLY WOMEN: Vegas Bray?! In the Onett sequence of HALLOW’S END, Craig uses a Walk-Through-Walls code to get up on the hilltop with the meteorite. Captain Strong tells him, “I should haul your butt down to the station for cheating, but I’m kinda busy right now. Beat it, kid.” In the Onett sequence of […]

Farting while someone is crying, cute poop emoji cushions, crystal bling toilet

February 24, 2017

I HATE TOILET EMERGENCIES! I had to throw away some panties! From Wesley and Failblog: Google Autocomplete Fail! Is it rude to fart when someone is crying? From Alice and Wish.com: Cute poop emoji cushions for a Christmas present! From Ripley’s Believe It Or Not: A crystal bling toilet! It has more than 72,000 pieces […]

Sarra?! / The Last Trick Or Treater! / Gorging yourself on Halloween candy!

November 4, 2016

From Julie: What kind of spelling is SARRA?! From Janina and Rhymes With Witch: The Last Trick Or Treater! The boy clenched his candle as its sickly glow fell on a child wearing a chipped, battered kitty mask. In her hands dangled a long-faded “Welcome” banner. “You made it,” came the little girl’s voice from […]

Deb took me out for a belated birthday lunch! / Rice with herpes?! YUCKY!

October 14, 2016

Deb said that she would take me out for a belated lunch for my birthday. After a bunch of emails between me, her, Sharon, and Vicky, we settled on something which wasn’t ramen! I hadn’t been to IHOP since 25 March 2009, and I hadn’t been to De Dutch since February 13, 2011 with Eric, […]

Lakewood cut off, Pikachu infestation, Vile Food Daily, hold Lakewood for glory

October 6, 2016

The Canucks had their sixth pre-season game against the Flames tonight at 7, and won 4-0! I called Chinese Eric to let him know about the family Thanksgiving Dinner on Sunday evening. He must have called me back very soon afterwards, but I was focused on the hockey game, and only checked my phone later. […]

Milk occupying the fridge, Cookie Monster Occupy SESAME STREET, guacamole

July 1, 2016

I went to the Bay at 1:30 to get some black underwear, but since the elevator was out of service, an employee suggested I go up the stairs by Purdy’s to access the Bay from upstairs. There was SMOKE in the elevator shaft?! Apparently, it’s been out of service for more than a month! I […]

Fartkontrol, temptation, Danny Invincible, Silverberry Mouhon, Vanessa Ontario!

April 7, 2016

Carlota Lutty and Devyn Davys added me to Facebook – DENIED! From Rock 101: Fartkontrol?! Lead me not into temptation… oh, hell. Just follow me… I know a shortcut. Danny Invincible?! Silverberry Mouhon?! Dreamius Smith?! I sent this Vanessa, Ontario picture to Vanessa C., who thought it was neat!