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Archive for the ‘2011’ Category

Crazy Canuck Drive in Whistler / Ass-Monkey 3000 / Square, Enix and DRAGON QUEST

September 18, 2017

Eric T. posted this on his Facebook page in 2011: Crazy Canuck Drive in Whistler, BC! Bartz and Lenna are at the Tycoon Meteor at the start of FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF. He tells her, “My name is Ass-Monkey 3000, but my friends call me Bartz for short.” Bartz, Lenna, Galuf, and Faris make it […]

Jachol and Jack Hole! / Lonely Wolf and the Jachol Cave! / Seath Jackson?!

September 9, 2017

This morning, it was time to put my shorts away and put another blanket on the bed. Then Jon decided to act like an entitled person, thinking that I could just bus to Commercial Drive from Richmond on my birthday, and threatening me that the kids wouldn’t be there if I insisted that the dinner […]

Karen Jessie, Norbertine Bresslem-Roth, Talisha Cooper, Tanqueray Strange

August 15, 2017

Today is Retirement Day! From Not Always Right: Karen Jessie?! From Baby’s Named A Bad Bad Thing: Norbertine Bresslem-Roth?! Does Norbert REALLY need a feminine form?! From Not Always Right: Talisha Cooper?! At least this is better than Devontae… From Not Always Working: Tanqueray Strange?! She isn’t even black, so she can’t have this name! […]

Kyrie Irving?! / Satan just wants to be your friend! / Books and JERSEY SHORE

August 12, 2017

From the r/hockey Discord server: Kyrie Irving plays for the Cleveland Cavaliers?! To me, Kyrie seems like a feminine name, and reminds me WAY too much of Kylie! Also reminds me of the Kyrie eleison… This is from Wesley, who thinks this looks like Dr. Andonuts from EARTHBOUND HALLOWEEN HACK. Satan: He just wants to […]

Government branches! / Mail and email in 2001 vs. 2011! / Grim Vermeiren?!

August 11, 2017

“You Are the Judicial Branch” You have a well-developed sense of right and wrong, but you are always open to changing your mind about the details. You have a very rational mind. You never judge until you learn all of the facts and context for something. You are good at seeing issues in full. You […]

Love In The Time Of Cholesterol?! / MANIFOLD DESTINY?! / 450 Facebook friends!

July 28, 2017

LOVE IN THE TIME OF CHOLESTEROL?! MANIFOLD DESTINY?! The one! The only! GUIDE TO COOKING ON YOUR CAR ENGINE?! I’ve made 450 Facebook friends! Andrea in 2007, Chrissy in 2008, Julie S. in 2008, Holly in 2011, Pete in 2012, Dustin in 2013, Mikki in 2013, Michelle S. in 2014, and John Powell in 2015!

Black dragon breathing fire, FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF title screen, Kamala Harris

July 14, 2017

Today is Bastille Day! From Krista: Black dragon breathing fire! The FINAL FANTASY V Spoof Version 1.01 title screen! From Reddit: Kamala Harris?! Makes me think of camels!

Defenestration Day! / Worst apocalypse ever, Dwight Schrute and life, Mardy Fish

May 21, 2017

TODAY IS DEFENSTRATION DAY! My current Logitech 250 Deluxe computer keyboard with mouse: Grumpy Cat: Still here. Worst apocalypse ever. (May 21, 2011) From Janina: Life is short… false. It’s the longest thing you do. From The Mirror: Mardy Fish was a tennis player?!

Rainy is a human?! / Holden Johnson?! / A huge sushi boat from Reddit and Lucas!

May 11, 2017

I had a headache today and had to abandon my Tomato Alfredo lunch in favor of a nap at 12. At least I felt better at 3! Then I got email: Jon thinks that there’s a family dinner on Monday at their place. Apparently, there’s going to be a lunch tomorrow at the lards’ place […]

Vegas Bray, hauling your butt down to the police station, kids using cheat codes

March 10, 2017

From DEADLY WOMEN: Vegas Bray?! In the Onett sequence of HALLOW’S END, Craig uses a Walk-Through-Walls code to get up on the hilltop with the meteorite. Captain Strong tells him, “I should haul your butt down to the station for cheating, but I’m kinda busy right now. Beat it, kid.” In the Onett sequence of […]