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10 Commonly Misunderstood Words in English! / Kalan is for a girl?!

May 7, 2019

My parents are on a cruise and didn’t let me know, so I wasted my time calling them to get their voicemail multiple times yesterday! Then Dad emailed me to say that they could call me from the shore at 8:30, but then emailed me again at 8 to say that they were still on […]

Canadians being married to more than one person at a time?! / Buffie Deibler?!

January 25, 2019

I called Dr. Wise’s office at 11:15 because I’d run out of the Prolensa and Simbrinza eyedrops, and I’m starting to really feel a difference. I had to rest today because my eyes felt really weird like they did right after surgery. Luckily, I could pick them up this afternoon (being a Friday) before they […]

FIRE / Hitler Alba Sanchez, Lennin Vladimir Rodriguez Valverde, Osama Vinladen?!

December 3, 2018

There was a fire alarm at about 1 PM, so I threw away fuzzy socks with holes in them, and got proper woolly socks / a thin toque / a winter coat because I thought it was going to be a false fire alarm as usual. Nope, it was actually the first REAL fire scare […]

Delicious Peters?! / Adam, Mashi, N’Kyrah, Tanesha, Shameya, and Shasta?!

July 23, 2018

Delicious Peters?! From Julie: Adam is fine, but Mashi and N’Kyrah?! From Julie: Lewis is fine, but Tanesha?! From Julie: Shameya?! I know it’s not “shame ya,” but that’s what I can’t help reading every time I come across this name! From Julie: Shasta?! Like the pop?!

Declaration of Independence due date! / 600-pound burger! / Mike Diaper?!

July 4, 2018

From Janet, AKA ghost_light: A sign outside El Arroyo in Austin, Texas! “Crap, that’s due tomorrow?” – Thomas Jefferson, July 3, 1776 From Rock 101: The world’s largest burger was cooked on July 4, 2011. 600 pounds or six hundred pounds! Mike Diaper?!

Dr. Taekwondo Byrd?! / Keshanna, Ariah’Lynn, Kha’Meela, Tashawn, and Kelonie?!

June 30, 2018

I’ve decided to go with Google Docs for my WordPress Drafts, as it autosaves my editing on the go to Google Drive. Much better than Notepad – thanks, Classy! I’m also indifferent towards Jimmy because of his rage and non-communication issues. Sounds very familiar! Dr. Taekwondo Byrd?! From Julie: Keshanna?! From Julie: Ariah’Lynn?! From Julie: […]

Pick Moe Cotton is a politician from Guam?! / Timberly Whitfield is on TV?!

January 23, 2018

I got the rest of my TamiFlu delivered to me at home today at 12:40! Paul said he got my salmon jerky today (which he said was good), and also that my card was sweet. The Canucks played the Kings at 7 tonight, and won 6-2. From OLD FAITHFUL Bathroom Reader #30: Moe Cotton was […]

Och aye! The POO! / Cute ball emoji toilet paper holder! / Toilet HARD TIMES!

January 8, 2018

From Diane: Scottish bride’s “och aye, the poo!” Someone needs to learn how to wipe his ass properly! From Julie M. and Wish: Cute ball emoji toilet paper holder! Toilet artwork: HARD TIMES!

Aloe Blacc, AKA Egbert Nathaniel Dawkins III?! / Not wanting to go outside!

January 7, 2018

COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played the Canadiens at 4 today, and lost 5-2, complete with an empty-net goal. I’m going to shower later, too. From Julie: Aloe Blacc, AKA Egbert Nathaniel Dawkins III?! Eric Foreman from THAT 70s SHOW says, “But I don’t want to go outside. There are people out there!”

Circumcision obituary / Mt. Oriander in Summer / Emerald Pellot and Celem?!

January 3, 2018

Harmony emailed the family about Hiero’s birthday party later this month on the 21st at noon – at least I know where Pizzeria Barbarella IS, and it doesn’t conflict with the hockey game later that evening or anything! From Oddee: Reading this obituary, I don’t want to know that Chan Holcombe’s dad circumcised him with […]