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Pick Moe Cotton is a politician from Guam?! / Timberly Whitfield is on TV?!

January 23, 2018

I got the rest of my TamiFlu delivered to me at home today at 12:40! Paul said he got my salmon jerky today (which he said was good), and also that my card was sweet. The Canucks played the Kings at 7 tonight, and won 6-2. From OLD FAITHFUL Bathroom Reader #30: Moe Cotton was […]

Och aye! The POO! / Cute ball emoji toilet paper holder! / Toilet HARD TIMES!

January 8, 2018

From Diane: Scottish bride’s “och aye, the poo!” Someone needs to learn how to wipe his ass properly! From Julie M. and Wish: Cute ball emoji toilet paper holder! Toilet artwork: HARD TIMES!

Aloe Blacc, AKA Egbert Nathaniel Dawkins III?! / Not wanting to go outside!

January 7, 2018

COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played the Canadiens at 4 today, and lost 5-2, complete with an empty-net goal. I’m going to shower later, too. From Julie: Aloe Blacc, AKA Egbert Nathaniel Dawkins III?! Eric Foreman from THAT 70s SHOW says, “But I don’t want to go outside. There are people out there!”

Circumcision obituary / Mt. Oriander in Summer / Emerald Pellot and Celem?!

January 3, 2018

Harmony emailed the family about Hiero’s birthday party later this month on the 21st at noon – at least I know where Pizzeria Barbarella IS, and it doesn’t conflict with the hockey game later that evening or anything! From Oddee: Reading this obituary, I don’t want to know that Chan Holcombe’s dad circumcised him with […]

I’m not an alcoholic… I’m a drunk! / Aiko Garren?! / White chin hairs!

November 17, 2017

I showered today. From Oddee: This guy named Kevin Daly was wearing this T-shirt while getting arrested for driving under the influence on this date in 2011. “I’m not an alcoholic. I’m a drunk. Alcoholics go to meetings.” From Not Always Right: Aiko Garren?! Reminds me of Eiko Carol from FINAL FANTASY 9! From Reddit: […]

Glow-in-the-dark boobs sign! / Dytazia?! / Occupying a venue! / Petula Dvorak?!

November 16, 2017

From Mikki: I’m not sure what this warning sign is about, but it seems to include glow-in-the-dark boobs and a large swimming penis… From Julie: Dytazia?! From NZ Metal Army: “OCCUPY a fucking venue! Get your lazy fat ass to a gig!” This is the only #OCCUPY thing I understand. (except for the Cookie Monster […]

Deneane Michele Jones-Coles, Khristi / Triniti / Ghabriael Cunningham?!

October 12, 2017

The Canucks played the Jets tonight at 7, and lost 4-2. On another note, Classy on Discord made my evening! “You’re my favorite friend, and I enjoy your company. You are beautiful, and I don’t even have to see you to know that.” ♥ From Not Always Right: Deneane Michele Jones-Coles?! Why not just DEANNA […]

Crazy Canuck Drive in Whistler / Ass-Monkey 3000 / Square, Enix and DRAGON QUEST

September 18, 2017

Eric T. posted this on his Facebook page in 2011: Crazy Canuck Drive in Whistler, BC! Bartz and Lenna are at the Tycoon Meteor at the start of FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF. He tells her, “My name is Ass-Monkey 3000, but my friends call me Bartz for short.” Bartz, Lenna, Galuf, and Faris make it […]

Jachol and Jack Hole! / Lonely Wolf and the Jachol Cave! / Seath Jackson?!

September 9, 2017

This morning, it was time to put my shorts away and put another blanket on the bed. Then Jon decided to act like an entitled person, thinking that I could just bus to Commercial Drive from Richmond on my birthday, and threatening me that the kids wouldn’t be there if I insisted that the dinner […]

Karen Jessie, Norbertine Bresslem-Roth, Talisha Cooper, Tanqueray Strange

August 15, 2017

Today is Retirement Day! From Not Always Right: Karen Jessie?! From Baby’s Named A Bad Bad Thing: Norbertine Bresslem-Roth?! Does Norbert REALLY need a feminine form?! From Not Always Right: Talisha Cooper?! At least this is better than Devontae… From Not Always Working: Tanqueray Strange?! She isn’t even black, so she can’t have this name! […]