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Rainbow Chips Ahoy! / Excel Night Chill, Extreme, Fuse, Charge, Voltage! / Suave

September 21, 2019

I left at 11:20 on a 407 to go to London Drugs to get new scissors. I couldn’t find Scotch scissors or Ekco kitchen scissors, so I got Kortari kitchen scissors instead while getting some NEW Tazo Chai Tea for National Chai Day today on September 21. Got home at 12:05 on a 407, and […]

Donald Bullcoming?! / North West, Saint West, Chicago West, and Psalm West?!

September 7, 2019

Donald Bullcoming?! From May 17, 2019: Oh, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West… North West, Saint West, Chicago West, and Psalm West?!

Leesa Nascimento?! BAD SPELLING OF LISA! / Re’Mano Campbell?! APOSTROPHE!

August 11, 2019

I showered and did laundry tonight. From Youtube: Leesa Nascimento?! BAD SPELLING OF LISA! From Youtube: Re’Mano Campbell SENIOR, whose nickname is the juvenile Ray-Ray?! His sister-in-law is called Satania, too… and I always misread it as RE’MARIO.

Kwong Chow! / Red Rose tea / Habanero sauce! / Wednesday?! / Kermit Sprinkles?!

July 7, 2019

After COFFEE TIME, I had to go out at 4:10 on a 407 for a Kwong Chow dinner. Since I was out anyway, I bought three pairs of London Naturals foam scour sponges, a Snapple half and half iced tea / lemonade for aspirin purposes, and a bag of 20 KitKat chocolate mini-bars for National […]

10 Commonly Misunderstood Words in English! / Kalan is for a girl?!

May 7, 2019

My parents are on a cruise and didn’t let me know, so I wasted my time calling them to get their voicemail multiple times yesterday! Then Dad emailed me to say that they could call me from the shore at 8:30, but then emailed me again at 8 to say that they were still on […]

Canadians being married to more than one person at a time?! / Buffie Deibler?!

January 25, 2019

I called Dr. Wise’s office at 11:15 because I’d run out of the Prolensa and Simbrinza eyedrops, and I’m starting to really feel a difference. I had to rest today because my eyes felt really weird like they did right after surgery. Luckily, I could pick them up this afternoon (being a Friday) before they […]

FIRE / Hitler Alba Sanchez, Lennin Vladimir Rodriguez Valverde, Osama Vinladen?!

December 3, 2018

There was a fire alarm at about 1 PM, so I threw away fuzzy socks with holes in them, and got proper woolly socks / a thin toque / a winter coat because I thought it was going to be a false fire alarm as usual. Nope, it was actually the first REAL fire scare […]

Delicious Peters?! / Adam, Mashi, N’Kyrah, Tanesha, Shameya, and Shasta?!

July 23, 2018

Delicious Peters?! From Julie: Adam is fine, but Mashi and N’Kyrah?! From Julie: Lewis is fine, but Tanesha?! From Julie: Shameya?! I know it’s not “shame ya,” but that’s what I can’t help reading every time I come across this name! From Julie: Shasta?! Like the pop?!

Declaration of Independence due date! / 600-pound burger! / Mike Diaper?!

July 4, 2018

From Janet, AKA ghost_light: A sign outside El Arroyo in Austin, Texas! “Crap, that’s due tomorrow?” – Thomas Jefferson, July 3, 1776 From Rock 101: The world’s largest burger was cooked on July 4, 2011. 600 pounds or six hundred pounds! Mike Diaper?!

Dr. Taekwondo Byrd?! / Keshanna, Ariah’Lynn, Kha’Meela, Tashawn, and Kelonie?!

June 30, 2018

I’ve decided to go with Google Docs for my WordPress Drafts, as it autosaves my editing on the go to Google Drive. Much better than Notepad – thanks, Classy! I’m also indifferent towards Jimmy because of his rage and non-communication issues. Sounds very familiar! Dr. Taekwondo Byrd?! From Julie: Keshanna?! From Julie: Ariah’Lynn?! From Julie: […]