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Archive for the ‘ellen’ Category

The T-Rexorcist / 250-million-year-old salt in 2019! / Pharaohs and waterslides!

November 26, 2018

From Julie: Little-known historical fact: Pharaohs were buried with their arms crossed because they believed there would be countless waterslides in the afterlife. From Julie: The T-Rexorcist… because dinosaurs make everything better! From Julie: Just my luck! 250 million-year-old salt, and it expires next year on January 20, 2019! Advertisements

Keava Jones?! / Anca Susan?! / Willson K. Anita?! / Lavonda Phillips?!

November 16, 2018

From Julie M. and JUDGE JUDY: Keava Jones?! From Julie M. and JUDGE JUDY: Anca Susan?! Just reverse the names! Willson K. Anita?! Again, just reverse the names! From Julie M. and JUDGE JUDY: Lavonda Phillips?!

Pho Lan with Frances C. as a birthday treat! / KNAVE, not NAIVE!

September 30, 2018

I left at 6:10 on a 401 (just managing to get the bus) to meet Frances C. at Pho Lan at 6:30 for a belated birthday treat; I got off at Brighouse and took a 406 so I wouldn’t have to walk for a couple of long blocks. However, the scooter guy definitely posed a […]

STEM fighting the patriarchy?! / Eloise Harbor to honor a drowning victim?!

January 24, 2018

I decided to do some laundry and shower today, and pay my Shaw bill online. From Reddit on July 28, 2017: No, TrInAvFe, someone should not go into a STEM career solely to “fight the patriarchy,” regardless of desire and actual facility at such a job path. From Reddit on August 3, 2016: No, SomeoneSassy, […]

Lunch with Auntie Catherine, seeing Auntie Cathy, a sandwich alignment chart

November 3, 2017

I discovered surprise redrum before going to bed last night – UGH! After COFFEE TIME at 9, I went out at 11 (just managing to get the 401) to the Broadway Canada Line Station to meet Auntie Catherine at 11:30-ish. It was definitely time to switch over to Grandma’s warm purple Alia winter coat! Auntie […]

Rock Basil Hugo and Cosmo Birdie Feilding Mellen?! / Don’t feed the trolls!

November 1, 2017

The Canucks played the Devils at 7 tonight, and lost 2-0. From my STRANGE HISTORY Bathroom Reader: Rock Basil Hugo and Cosmo Birdie Feilding Mellen?! I’d heard of the trepanation story before, of course, but not the kids’ names! From Not Always Working: Don’t feed the trolls!

British baby names from 1861!

June 29, 2017

From Reddit: British baby names from 1861! Last names are in parentheses. BOYS: Abijah Edwin, Algernon Angell James, Anchor Thomas (Carrier), Aquilla Cornelius, Arthur Nehemiah, Augustus Adalbert Evelyn, Carnavon Lewis, Charles Hercules Mylz, Clarence Alured, Demas Joseph, Edinborough, Enos Ezra, Epiphany Cole Grose, Fitzroy Chichester, Foxcrowle Percival, Fray Mohawk, Galenus George, Granville Montague, Homer Christopher, […]

Faryion Wardrip?! What a weird name – his brother is BRYCE!

May 6, 2017

Since I woke up at 6:15 AM, I had COFFEE TIME! Later, I had Laksa La Mian with straw mushrooms for a little variety as my dinner! From Youtube documentaries: Faryion Wardrip was a serial killer?! Makes me think of “fairy on”! What makes this REALLY weird is that his brother has a normal name: […]

Ross Gellar, Googling misspelled words, a squirrel eating pumpkin, grammar x4

December 5, 2016

DAMN YOU, KILLER SNOW! From Reddit: Well, we’re screwed on Thursday with a temperature forecast of -77 degrees! Wesley sent me this picture of Ross Gellar on FRIENDS: “By the way, Y-O-U-apostrophe-R-E means YOU ARE. Y-O-U-R means YOUR!” From Julie S. and The Grammar Police: The word “grammer” is Googled 1,220,000 times every month. Somebody […]

Ellen Fapper being against masturbation! / Dragons in the glass and FB stickers!

May 1, 2016

Ellen Fapper is a Christian against masturbation?! Holy shit! There’s a dragon in the glass! Facebook stickers: Riding a dragon! Enlarged version of the above Facebook sticker: It’s a girl paddling a dragon canoe!