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SNOW?! / FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF final time! / Jamir, Ja’Cori, and Jalecia?!

February 18, 2018

MORE SNOW?! DAMMIT, WEATHER! Final Time of FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF: 32 hours, 23 minutes! From Julie: Jamir, Ja’Cori, and Jalecia?! Reminds me of Amir, Jarmiroquai, and Felicia! Advertisements

Creepy Easter Bunny 5! / PAC-MAN is a brutal game! / LaPeaches?!

February 17, 2018

Eric Ho FINALLY sent me a fucking email (“sorry!”) saying that there was some Valentine’s Day thing at the art gallery. Not interested – he’ll have to make it up to me WELL. The Canucks played Boston at 7 tonight, and won 6-1! Loui Eriksson scored two goals! From Someecards: Creepy Easter Bunny 5! From […]

Creepy Easter Bunny 3! / Kadetra?! / Summer Thyme Creel?!

February 12, 2018

From Someecards: Creepy Easter Bunny 3! From Julie: Kadetra?! From Vanessa: Summer Thyme Creel?!

Creepy Easter Bunny 2! / Royalty?! / Sher’maurianna?! / Jeramie Torres?!

February 11, 2018

COFFEE TIME! Daya was also very sensitive about my opinion on the word “y’all” – at least white Eric took it well when I said that it made him sound like a Texas hick, since he knew I was obviously joking! “A great way to lose friendships and you’ve slammed my [FICTIONAL] sweetie and Southerners,” […]

Christmas is a human name?! / Santa J. Ono is the UBC president?!

December 23, 2016

Christmas is a human name?! From Reddit: Santa J. Ono is the UBC president?!

People missing in the UK, TOOTHPASTE FOR DINNER on baby names, too big to twerk

October 25, 2016

I got my $20 payment squared away for Jon’s birthday dinner, and added an extra $10 to my passport money fund. The Canucks played Ottawa at 7 tonight, and lost 3-0 at home. I’m not sure why I was copied to some email exchange about Fiber Optics in my parents’ building. The JONBOUND party (Jon […]

Not killing your wife with work, soda pop making me sterile, Josephine Scott

September 13, 2016

Harmony emailed me this morning to wonder if I was free this afternoon. Sure – I can even leave at 4! Hahaha! From Chris W. and a Cracked article: Don’t kill your wife with work! Let electricity do it. From Julie, who saw this on MAURY: Soda pop made me sterile… that can’t be my […]

Leshas, Deleriyes, Elton John Jerrera Orozco, Bruce Lee Antonio Felix Cabrera

May 27, 2016

From Julie S.: Leshas?! From Reddit: Deleriyes Cramer?! Elton John Jerrera Orozco and Bruce Lee Antonio Felix Cabrera?!

Lopstain, Chamicka, Broderick, Towanno, WORLD OF WARCRAFT logic and microwaves

March 9, 2016

The Canucks played the Coyotes at 7 tonight… the game went into overtime, and Granlund scored for a 3-2 Vancouver WIN! It was his first goal as a Canuck, too! Lopstain?! Wayne Gay?! Chamicka?! Broderick is bad enough, but Towanno?! From Julie: WORLD OF WARCRAFT video game logic involving midgets killing giant monsters! From Julie: […]

Butt Mohammad, Frikken 50 years, Karen Johnson-Weiner, Chiquanna, Brinkley

February 23, 2016

Here’s a New York cab driver named Butt Mohammad! Frikken – 50 years! From Reddit: Karen Johnson-Weiner?! Chiquanna?! Brinkley?!