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Shanda, Izalea, Haylea, Anakin Glassmire, Jameel, Teesha, and Braylan?!

January 22, 2019

Vanessa just offered me a slow cooker – sure, why not if she can? From Julie: This black girl is named Shanda?! I knew a white girl named Shanda Bowie at Ferris elementary school once… From Julie: Izalea?! BAD SPELLING of Azalea! They were obviously interested in just “Izzy” as a nickname! From Julie: Haylea?! […]

DeAndre, Da’Siah, Shalice, Marie, Sirenity, and Kondo?! / Sterling Ivey?!

January 21, 2019

I had some New England Clam Chowder today for National New England Clam Chowder Day after I went to the pharmacy next door to refill my one eyedrops prescription. Two smaller bottles is fine by me! From Julie: DeAndre?! From Julie: Da’Siah?! From Julie: Shalice?! Too close to CHALICE, and it has LICE in the […]

Thatcher Demko! / Keaira?! / Samyah pronounced like Sah-My-Ah?! (not Sam-Yeah?!)

January 18, 2019

The Canucks played the Sabres at 7 tonight, and won 4-3 in a seesaw game! Thatcher Demko is the first Canucks goalie in history to start off 2-0! From Julie: Stephanie and Josh are fine, but Keaira?! From Julie: Samyah is pronounced like Sah-My-Ah?! Nope, we both think of “Sam-Yeah”!

Karson, Sherria, and Dynver?! / A shiny scary dangerous car! / Cataract surgery!

January 10, 2019

I had my cataract eye surgery at Mount St. Joseph’s Hospital today. Before Barry picked me up at 9:45, I showered as recommended. We STILL had to wait and he left at 11:35, and I was finally called in at 12:15 or so. It’s a strange sensation being wheeled on a hospital bed! The needle […]

Two parents watching youth hockey! / Ramatu and Sai are female names?!

January 8, 2019

I went out at 2:05 on a 414 to meet Rachel at the Caring Place, getting home at 3:50 on a 407. Dr. Wise’s office (Megan) called me at 4:15 to try scheduling a last-minute appointment for tomorrow at noon to REPEAT an eye test that I thought the Willow UBC Eye Care Clinic already […]

Ayla is not a human name! / Murice?! / Nadirah?! / Bevee?! / Barbara Goodrum?!

January 6, 2019

I showered and did laundry today. From Julie: Ayla?! That just reminds me of Ayla in CHRONO TRIGGER… this is NOT a human name! From Julie: Murice?! That should be MAURICE! BAD SPELLING! From Julie: Nadirah?! That should be Nadira! BAD SPELLING! Nadirah is Shauna’s mother, and says the lie detector test will prove that […]

Tenecia and JASEN?! / DeAsia?! / Kermit Butts, Mirinda Boob, and Sam Boob!

December 26, 2018

From Julie: Tenecia and JASEN?! That doesn’t even make it more unique since it’s still pronounced the same way as JASON! From Julie: DeAsia?! Julie says it’s not even pronounced “Day-sha.” It’s literally pronounced “Dee-Asia”! What?! From Youtube: Kermit BUTTS was arrested for the murder of Sam BOOB! HAHAHAHA! Also, MIRINDA Boob has a bad […]

Rayne as a girl, Kheisha, Keke as a girl, Lamon’tre, Amon’tre, and Treasure?!

December 20, 2018

I called Chrystal at work at 10:50 AM to confirm for tomorrow night at 7:30 at the Broadway London Drugs, especially since there hasn’t been any snow yet! WE ARE SO ON! The Canucks played the Blues at 7 tonight, and won 5-1! From Julie M. and DR. PHIL: This Rayne is a baby girl?! […]

Tawnya?! / Dareca?! / We Are All Canucks! / Johnny Canuck V and toque logo!

December 17, 2018

From Julie: Tawnya?! What was wrong with Tonya, Tonia, Tanya, or Tania?! BAD SPELLING! From Julie: Dareca?! From Eve: We Are All Canucks! A Johnny Canuck logo with a V and a toque!

NO RESTAURANT! / Zenovia, Kareem, K’von, Lakeema, and Amoryana?!

November 25, 2018

Mom wanted me to go to the restaurant for Jon’s birthday dinner at Kingsway and Joyce by myself, spend the night at their place, and then they’d take me home tomorrow. FUCK THAT SHIT is what I say! Vanessa totally agreed! I also finally got Jimmy to talk to me, but apparently everything is up […]