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Brayla, A’Voyn, Calea, and Armani?! / This isn’t the time to use the Drago Fang!

November 7, 2018

From Julie: Brayla?! From Julie: A’Voyn?! Reminds me of AVOINE, the French word for OATMEAL! From Julie: Mike is obviously fine, but CALEA?! Bad spelling of Kaili or Kaylee! How about Armani?! THREE DRAGO FANGS! By inputting the MOTHER 3 Code cheat 0200429F:AF, you can modify Duster’s 16th item to be Flint’s Drago Fang. I […]

Dorinda, Jacquay, Kennedi, Shaquila, Jayveont’e, and Eashmon?!

November 5, 2018

From Julie: Courtney is fine, but Dorinda?! From Julie: Jacquay?! From Julie: Kennedi?! From Julie: Shaquila?! Is that Shaquille O’Neal and tequila mixed together?! From Julie: Jayveont’e?! From Julie: Joyce is fine, but Eashmon?!

Denetrice?! / Amayah?! / Ami pronounced as AIM-I?!

November 4, 2018

From Julie: Denetrice?! Reminds me of the French word for TOOTHPASTE, which is DENTIFRICE! From Julie: Amayah?! From Julie: Ami pronounced as Aim-I?!

Resting bitch face is NOT a relaxed face! / Tayler Holroyd?! / Takeya / Michella

October 28, 2018

I showered and did laundry today. A Reddit idiot named TreKopperTe replied to me on Tuesday (October 23rd) with a correction for “resting bitch face”: ” *relaxed face.” I DON’T CARE! NEVER tell me what to do when I’m describing myself or a commonly-known phenomenon! If you can’t handle seeing the word “bitch,” then maybe […]

Kyron?! / Marcquietta?! / Kayin?! / The Consequences of Gay Marriage! Woo!

October 23, 2018

After COFFEE TIME, I went out at 1:40 on a 401 (just missing a 407!) to do some shopping before seeing Rachel at The Caring Place. I got some takeout Boston Pizza Pasta Tuesday for National Pasta Month in October (Jambalaya Fettuccini!), then went to Price Smart while waiting on that. Bought some NEW on-sale […]

Diamond Bynum and KING WALKER?! / Kaiiden?! / Tyneshia?! / Tierra?!

October 18, 2018

COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played the Jets at 5 today, and lost 4-1. I also took a shower today. From Reddit and r/unresolvedmysteries: Diamond Bynum and KING WALKER?! From Julie: Kaiiden?! Why does Kaiden have an extra I? BAD SPELLING! From Julie: Tyneshia?! From Julie: Tierra?!

KHYRSTEN Eve MulĂ©?! / Leigha, Cepheon, Ja’Niyah, Donetta, and Bethanie?!

October 16, 2018

COFFEE TIME! I left at 2 on a 414 to see Rachel at the Caring Place (talking a lot about Jimmy blocking me again last Wednesday / control / abuse / going away for no reason), then rushed home after that, just managing to get the 406, and getting home at 3:50 on a 407. […]

Loyalty is a girl?! / Tymerra and ANOTHER POOH BEAR?!

October 11, 2018

From Julie: There’s a kid out there named Loyalty, and this one is a girl?! From Julie: Tymerra?! What was wrong with Tamara?! BAD SPELLING! Also, 42 and 26? Holy age gap, Batman! From Julie: Wait, there’s ANOTHER black guy out there named POOH BEAR?!

Kadegah, Joc, Jacarre, Nyla, Natheeah, Lakita, Rapheal?! / Saadiq?! SAD DICK!

October 9, 2018

I discovered redrum this morning – UGH! From Julie: Kadegah?! From Julie: Joc?! From Julie: Jacarre is Joc’s brother?! From Julie: Nyla?! That reminds her of NYLON. From Julie: Natheeah?! From Julie: Lakita (which reminds me of Lakitu in MARIO) and Rapheal?! BAD SPELLING! From Julie: Saadiq?! SAD DICK! That kid is going to get […]

Never pick a fight with a woman over 40! / Montinese is NOT a name!

September 18, 2018

I showered and did laundry today. The Canucks played Edmonton at 7:30 in their FIRST game of their 2018-2019 training camp, and lost 4-2. Elias Pettersen seems pretty good, though! From Julie: Montinese?! From Cathy B. and Moody and Mouthy: Never pick a fight with a woman older than 40. They are full of rage […]