Maundy Thursday 2024 / Introversion saves people from a ton of BULLSHIT!

Today is Maundy Thursday 2024. I texted Harmony a 2024 birthday wish at 7:45 AM, and she thanked me. Ten hit me up on Discord PM to say hi and talk about witches, being haunted, consorting with ghosts, and his having no signal. Texted Eric about VCEFC, too. The Canucks played Dallas at 7 tonight, […]

More made-up genders! / Carver’s Steakhouse! / Bugs Bunny sitting on the toilet

Voidgender, abracagender, and librafluid are all NOT valid! Stop making up genders! Today is Maundy Thursday 2023. I found extra money in my bank account today: DOUBLED GST! Then someone dropped off a notice about a property inspection next Wednesday on April 12. The Canucks played Chicago at 7 tonight, and WON 3-0 with an […]

Reddit Helpful Award #6: Jesus was a lich, not a zombie or vampire! / Skulls!

I LOVE REESE’S! But I don’t love my upstairs neighbor who showered at 2:30 AM, 3 AM, and 3:15 AM… can you FUCK OFF? You’re a prostitute! This Easter, remember that Jesus was not a zombie. He was not mindless, nor did he consume anyone. Nor was he a ghoul or a wight. Although his […]

A Taste of Thai Pad Thai noodles lunch / Serial Killer Documentaries and Chill

It’s Maundy Thursday 2022 today! Talked to Phil, who likes that Ryan Hartman is getting so much money for paying his fine for flipping off Evander Kane, and those people include Evander Kane’s ex-wife Anna! HAHAHA! The Canucks played Arizona tonight at 7, and WON 7-1 thanks to two goals in 14 seconds! Sheldon Dries […]

Sparkly purple poop emoji sticker! / Sockarooni pasta sauce! / Lotions and poufs

It’s Maundy Thursday 2022 today! All my Samyang spicy hot sauces FROZE in my fridge door! UGH! I went out at 12:45 for a detour before I took the 407 bus to London Drugs. Paul Newman’s Own Sockarooni pasta sauce, TRAVEL-SIZE Vaseline / Jergens Canada 100mL lotions x5, and store brand Collection shower poufs x3 […]

Bassili’s Best shepherd’s pie lunch, Heaven, AA’Blessing, Cyns’Irley SINCERELY

Today’s date is a palindrome! 2/23/22! I just made Discord friends with Jordan after venting about Stormi and fake Pokemon spoiler tags, and am talking to Phil as well about the Flyers and a possible THIRD ten-game losing streak which would be setting a new record. “Antepenultimate” means “third to last.” Thanks for the new […]

Shaleda, JUNE being a FATHER, Moneak, Keanuo, and Oggie?! / AFFECT and EFFECT!

From Julie and MAURY: Shaleda wants to know if JUNE FATHERED her children?! What?! She’s confused… June looks like a woman, not a man! From Julie and MAURY: Moneak?! BAD SPELLING OF MONIQUE! From Julie and MAURY: Keanuo?! From Julie and DR. PHIL: Oggie?! From Sara and Sam Clark: Someone asked my professor the difference […]

Clover Leaf spicy peanut satay tuna snack! / Justice?! / Oakland and Cydney?!

Clover Leaf spicy peanut satay tuna for a snack! From Julie: A black Justice is on MAURY?! From Reddit: Canadian TSN / Sportscentre broadcaster Dan O’Toole reported his one-month-old daughter OAKLAND missing on July 2?! The reporter’s name is CYDNEY?! BAD SPELLING OF SYDNEY!

Cheddar Potato Bake! / XL Queso Burrito! / Kidist?! / Akealia?! / Perfect date

I told James that I know he doesn’t always have the time to reply to my Facebook messages, but I know he reads them and I hope he knows that I’m thinking of him, and I hope I make him smile most of the time. He understands that and says it does. Awesome! I’m glad […]

Hiawayi Hawaii and D-lland, Daquan, Janiya, Yosha, Hiawatha Hawatha, Murlean?!

Today is National Dumpling Day! Of course I had some for breakfast earlier! Perusing Discord this morning: No, Enigma, you aren’t BALLING your eyes out! Are you scooping them out with a melon baller? Nobody cares if you’re logging in just to post an execrable poem and then logging out again, Heartbreaking… ESPECIALLY if you […]