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Jizyah Shorts?! / HOW TO SAVE A BIG SHIP FROM SINKING, EVEN THOUGH TORPEDOED?!

June 14, 2019

After COFFEE TIME, I went out at 2 on a 414 to see Rachel at the Caring Place. I filled out a year-end satisfaction survey, and was home at 4:10 on a 407. Jizyah Shorts?! What the hell were her parents thinking?! From my Endlessly Engrossing Bathroom Reader #22: HOW TO SAVE A BIG SHIP […]

I never repeat myself, so listen carefully! MUG! / Canucks mug! / Dorcas?!

May 30, 2019

My “I never repeat myself, so listen carefully” mug! My Canucks mug from white Eric for Christmas 2010! From Bored Panda: Dorcas was on JEOPARDY?!

JAWS AND TEETH OF ANCIENT HAWAIIANS?! / ALL MY PATIENTS ARE UNDER THE BED?!

April 3, 2019

SHOWER TIME! From my Endlessly Engrossing Bathroom Reader #22: JAWS AND TEETH OF ANCIENT HAWAIIANS?! ALL MY PATIENTS ARE UNDER THE BED?!

CURBSIDE CONSULTATION OF THE COLON?! / THE LARGE SIEVE AND ITS APPLICATIONS?!

April 2, 2019

The Canucks played San Jose at 7 tonight, and won 4-2 after being down 2-1. Even included an empty-netter and two goals by Pearson! From my Endlessly Engrossing Bathroom Reader #22: CURBSIDE CONSULTATION OF THE COLON?! From my Endlessly Engrossing Bathroom Reader #22: THE LARGE SIEVE AND ITS APPLICATIONS?!

The Flyers, the Titanic, and the Atlantic! / HOW TO WRITE A HOW-TO-WRITE BOOK?!

April 1, 2019

It’s April Fools Day today. UGH! I went out at 12:30 for shopping purposes at London Drugs, so I walked there. Purchased Tazo ginger tea, a Scrub Daddy sponge, and a Scrub Daddy scrubber. I also mailed some birthday stuff to Julie, but couldn’t mail actual cash. Failing that, I had to get NEW Häagen-Dazs […]

Book titles with a chainsaw! / THE ROMANCE OF RAYON?! / Having plans and pants!

March 31, 2019

I’ve been talking to Robin off and on lately, and he says that Lena was toxic and basically a liar about the whole child thing, so… HA! From Rue Morgue: Take the title of the last book you read and add “with a chainsaw.” Post results. ARE YOU SHITTING ME WITH A CHAINSAW?! From my […]

Hooker Road, Norwich, England?! / FANCY COFFINS TO MAKE YOURSELF?! / Lesbia?!

March 29, 2019

After COFFEE TIME, I discovered a TOILET TANK EMERGENCY! It wouldn’t flush, which was NOT ideal because Chinese Eric is coming over tomorrow! Besides, I really didn’t want to go across the street every time I needed to pee! So I bit the bullet and called Hester a few minutes later since I needed to […]

CORRECT MISPRONUNCIATIONS OF SOME SOUTH CAROLINA NAMES?! / Alethea is weird…

March 28, 2019

The Canucks played the Kings at 7 tonight, with Quinn Hughes making his NHL debut. The game went to overtime and a shootout, where Hughes slotted in as well. VANCOUVER WON 3-2! I showered today. From my Endlessly Engrossing Bathroom Reader #22: CORRECT MISPRONUNCIATIONS OF SOME SOUTH CAROLINA NAMES?! From Julie: Alethea? Is that Ale-Thea […]

It’s pronounced ZED. Not ZEE. Zed. I AM CANADIAN! / THE ENCYCLOPEDIA OF SUICIDE?

March 27, 2019

From Julie M. and Only in Canada: It’s pronounced ZED. Not ZEE. Zed. I am Canadian. 7/01/13! From my Endlessly Engrossing Bathroom Reader #22: THE ENCYCLOPEDIA OF SUICIDE?!

SELECTED THEMES AND ICONS FROM MEDIEVAL SPANISH LITERATURE: Beards and Shoes?!

March 26, 2019

I showered and did laundry today. Gotta make sure the NEW dragon hoodie and three NEW MARTEX towels are washed and (more importantly) dried properly! Since I had to do yet ANOTHER round to dry the hoodie sleeves properly (SO MUCH towel and hoodie lint!), I bit the bullet and called Hester. Yes, I could […]