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Timothy Shotwell is a sheriff?! / Malkin Crosby Long is a kid?! / Seneca Storm?!

November 15, 2017

Steph called me at 2:10 to see whether I was going to a last-minute dinner at Kwong Chow, near Main and 16th. Sure, I guess so… I was due to take a shower anyway, so I did that. From OLD FAITHFUL Bathroom Reader #30: Timothy Shotwell is a sheriff?! Malkin Crosby Long?! From Not Always […]

Rock Basil Hugo and Cosmo Birdie Feilding Mellen?! / Don’t feed the trolls!

November 1, 2017

The Canucks played the Devils at 7 tonight, and lost 2-0. From my STRANGE HISTORY Bathroom Reader: Rock Basil Hugo and Cosmo Birdie Feilding Mellen?! I’d heard of the trepanation story before, of course, but not the kids’ names! From Not Always Working: Don’t feed the trolls!

Knit Your Own Kama Sutra?! / Living With Crazy Buttocks?! / MAKING PIGEONS PAY?!

October 17, 2017

After COFFEE TIME and being on the phone to Canada Post’s customer service this morning for a while – where they couldn’t even guarantee that my post office address pickup location could be changed – I went to Blundell Centre at 12:30 on a 407 and a 402, which of course I had to wait […]

Korean BBQ chips! / Beef stew for Thanksgiving?! / Ron Swanson! Swan Ronson!

October 9, 2017

I left at 1:55 on a 407 to make it to Jon and Harmony’s and the store prior to playing with Ayler and Hiero before Thanksgiving Dinner. Since I left so early, I went to Shoppers Drug Mart to see if they had sriracha sauce. They did, as well as on-sale Scaeros / Coffin Crisp […]

Naomi Nicely and short marriages! / Increasing things someone doesn’t like!

September 11, 2017

I woke up at 5:30 AM today for some reason, but went back to sleep about three hours later. Vanessa says that she can come to my sushi gathering, too. Now I’m just talking to Shiv about a bunch of stuff – always good! From my FAST-ACTING LONG-LASTING Bathroom Reader #18: Naomi Nicely has or […]

Happy Birthday, Chinese Eric! / How To Love Yankees With A Clear Conscience?!

August 15, 2017

HAPPY 37th BIRTHDAY, CHINESE ERIC! Today is also Nephew #3 Fraser’s SECOND BIRTHDAY! Jon sent me a Facebook message about coming over tomorrow at about 12:15 since they could use my help in feeding and entertaining the kids before / during Jon’s teaching at 12:30. Ha! Good luck with feeding them lunch (or any meal, […]

I Was Tortured By The Pygmy Love Queen?! / Teddy Bear Cannibal Massacre?!

August 14, 2017

I headed out at 4:35 to the Boston Pizza $5 individual pizza deal event, where I got a Meateor individual pizza with some ice water. Then I went to Price Smart for on-sale Good Taste dumplings (Chicken / Cabbage and Cabbage / Pork), Campbell’s cream of mushroom soup x3, and Huy Fong rooster sriracha since […]

Cheese Problems Solved?! / Cunt Coloring Book?! / Ghouls Don’t Scoop Ice Cream!

July 27, 2017

I just got a blue screen of death when I was going to go to bed anyways – UGH! From my UNSINKABLE Bathroom Reader #21: CHEESE PROBLEMS SOLVED?! CUNT COLORING BOOK?! From the Ghouls Facebook page: GHOULS DON’T SCOOP ICE CREAM!

Sea serpent dragon / Laser lips and snowblowers / Foul festival sweet porn / KFC

June 26, 2017

After seeing KFC referenced on Not Always Right, I decided that I had to go out and get some for lunch at 2:10, just managing to get the C94. I got a six-piece combo for $10.50, and the price and quantity was better than what I was expecting! Before that, I went to Indigo Spirit […]

Anisha Cooper, Treat Williams, Brandice Nelson, Saint-Louis-du-Ha!-Ha! in Quebec

June 17, 2017

I got up at 5:45 AM – UGH! COFFEE TIME BY DEFAULT! Teunis emailed me back to wonder about the nearby mall’s hours – maybe he means Richmond Centre, I don’t know. He’s also one of those weird people who refers to his wife as his partner, but I can deal with that. I found […]