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Pigmask, Lydia, bunnies, running inside the house / Desi?! / Cuya NESS perler!

January 2, 2019

COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played Ottawa at 4 today… the game went to overtime, and ELIAS PETTERSEN WON IT WITH HIS HAT TRICK GOAL TO MAKE IT 4-3! He’s the Rookie of the Month for December 2018, and is also now going to the 2019 All-Star Game! WOO! I finally took a phone photo of […]

You can buy a sanitary douche?! / Stale Johansen is a Norwegian name?!

December 15, 2018

The Canucks played the Flyers at 7 tonight, and won 5-1! WOO! Take THAT, Jimmy! From Julie: A sanitary douche! Like she said, “When he’s an asshole, but only a little bit”! What a nozzle! From my UNCLE JOHN’S ACTUAL AND FACTUAL Bathroom Reader #31: The head chef for the Norwegian Olympic team was named […]

Happy Birthday! / ACTUAL Bathroom Reader! / Tuna poke bowl at the Cactus Club!

September 28, 2018

After COFFEE TIME, I went out at 6:25 to meet Chrystal at London Drugs at 7; it didn’t matter if she was late because I’d technically been late as well, getting to the station at 7:05. After telling her that Original Joe’s and Chronic Tacos were both closed, I said we might as well walk […]

Friday the 13th and Arnold Schoenberg! / Chardonnay Beaver?! / Rae is a guy?!

July 13, 2018

Fun fact from my UNCANNY BATHROOM READER #29: Classical composer Arnold Schoenberg feared the number 13… and died on Friday, July 13, 1951. It’s National French Fry Day AND Friday the 13th today! Chardonnay Beaver?! From Julie: Since when is Rae a GUY’s name?!

A silver dragon with a skull sword! / Twins Bernic Lee and Breon Alston-Currie?!

May 12, 2018

I showered today. A silver dragon with a skull sword! From my FAST-ACTING LONG-LASTING Bathroom Reader #18: These twins were named Bernic Lee and Breon Alston-Currie?!

Keanu Reeves! Keanu Comes Back! / Bill Boner?! / Christmas Joye Abbott?!

January 25, 2018

Cuya says that his salmon jerky and Vancouver postcards arrived today. “Holy fuck, yes! Salmon jerky! Thank you! I’ll try some on stream soon, and I love the postcards! I will put the salmon eating on Youtube! Amazing mail day!” Eating Salmon Jerky Cuya’s black pepper salmon jerky! From Julie: Keanu Reeves! Keanu Comes Back! […]

Pick Moe Cotton is a politician from Guam?! / Timberly Whitfield is on TV?!

January 23, 2018

I got the rest of my TamiFlu delivered to me at home today at 12:40! Paul said he got my salmon jerky today (which he said was good), and also that my card was sweet. The Canucks played the Kings at 7 tonight, and won 6-2. From OLD FAITHFUL Bathroom Reader #30: Moe Cotton was […]

Designing High Performance Stiffened Structures?! / Dying For A Hamburger?!

January 22, 2018

I decided to take myself to the ER at 6:30 AM or so. I got seen in ten minutes, and got some Tylenol and a prescription for TamiFlu, so I took that to the pharmacy next door at 1:20, but it took half an hour. At least I got my drugs for $11.75 instead of […]

Holland Houdek?! / Arnold Schwarzenegger! Arnyoung Schwarzenegger! / Dave Obey?!

January 9, 2018

COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played Washington at 4 today, and lost 3-1, with a controversial goal which involved someone being crashed into the net. WHAT THE. I was also surprised that I am now a mod in Dave’s Discord server. Not sure how I didn’t notice that BRIGHT PINK / HOT PINK screen name color […]

Mark Reckless?! / Last words: Three spelling mistakes in a death sentence!

January 8, 2018

From the OLD FAITHFUL Bathroom Reader #30: Mark Reckless is a politician in the UK?! From Sara H. and Daniel Summers on Twitter: Friends, I have discovered my new patron saint. “I see that you have made 3 spelling mistakes.” – Last words of Marquis de Favras after reading his death sentence before being hanged […]