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Dream: Bus, BATHROOM READER, word searches / Fraser and Halloween 2020 stickers!

October 26, 2020

I had a dream that Paulo and I were attempting to catch a bus which wasn’t originally going to pick us up because the bus driver was lazy as fuck. “You weren’t right at the stop” – like 0.5 inches away from the sign?! Then we got dropped off somewhere: choosing DENNIS THE MENACE / […]

Michelina’s Lasagna with Meat Sauce! / Square root of all evil / Ken Lemon?!

September 13, 2020

My upstairs neighbor decided to start their Sunday morning at 5:20 AM – GO BACK TO SLEEP! IT’S EVEN TOO EARLY FOR ONLINE CHURCH! I called 604-273-7114, the Richmond Chapters, at 11:40 AM to inquire as to whether they had the Uncle John’s Greatest Know on Earth Bathroom Reader: Curiosities, Rarities, and Amazing Oddities #33 […]

Fifth Reddit silver! / Michelina’s Beef Stroganoff / Youtube being drunk again!

September 12, 2020

I finally managed to delete Valkyries / High_Valyr / G. Kumar from my phone contacts and WhatsApp using the trash can icon. (Cue Mom asking me last year on the 15th at White Spot, “Do you know how to cancel a person who is dead??”) That conversation would be embarrassing to have on my phone, […]

Full moon and a lunar eclipse! / Hop Bottom, Pennsylvania?! / Plastic cake box!

March 13, 2020

From my UNSINKABLE Bathroom Reader #21: Lucky or unlucky? March 13, 1998, was a Friday the 13th with a full Moon and a lunar eclipse. It’s Friday the 13th today! I showered and did laundry this morning, then made reservations at the Cascade Room for tomorrow. Julie M. was on vacation and saw this map […]

Uncle John’s BRIEFS, FUNNIEST EVER, STRANGE SCIENCE, and STRANGE HISTORY!

January 8, 2020

After COFFEE TIME, I left at 12:35 on a 407 for my dentist appointment at 2 with Sean on FRASER instead of Oakridge – sigh. I had to leave myself plenty of time for getting lost (seeing Krista at Gilbert and Westminster – “Ontario is a magical place because I’ve never been there”?!), and had […]

Scunthorpe, North Lincolnshire, England?! / HOW TO WRITE WHILE YOU SLEEP?!

September 16, 2019

9/16/19 is also a palindrome date! After DOUBLE COFFEE TIME, I had to leave at 2:15 to see Dr. Ruby at 2:45. Ugh, they can’t just do a referral by phone?! I was confused when the 410 detoured way down Alderbridge instead of going on No. 3 Road – ugh, MORE construction! I encountered a […]

43rd family birthday dinner! / BATHROOM READER! / Pringles, Doritos, and more!

September 15, 2019

9/15/19 is also a palindrome date! I looked up Uncle John’s Truth, Trivia, and the Pursuit of Factiness Bathroom Reader #32 (Bathroom Readers Institute) online, and after getting an error message on the Indigo website search, I managed to find it on the site! Then I looked up the Richmond Chapters phone number (604-273-7114), and […]

Jizyah Shorts?! / HOW TO SAVE A BIG SHIP FROM SINKING, EVEN THOUGH TORPEDOED?!

June 14, 2019

After COFFEE TIME, I went out at 2 on a 414 to see Rachel at the Caring Place. I filled out a year-end satisfaction survey, and was home at 4:10 on a 407. Jizyah Shorts?! What the hell were her parents thinking?! From my Endlessly Engrossing Bathroom Reader #22: HOW TO SAVE A BIG SHIP […]

I never repeat myself, so listen carefully! MUG! / Canucks mug! / Dorcas?!

May 30, 2019

My “I never repeat myself, so listen carefully” mug! My Canucks mug from white Eric for Christmas 2010! From Bored Panda: Dorcas was on JEOPARDY?!

JAWS AND TEETH OF ANCIENT HAWAIIANS?! / ALL MY PATIENTS ARE UNDER THE BED?!

April 3, 2019

SHOWER TIME! From my Endlessly Engrossing Bathroom Reader #22: JAWS AND TEETH OF ANCIENT HAWAIIANS?! ALL MY PATIENTS ARE UNDER THE BED?!