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Archive for the ‘salmon’ Category

MAURY: Artimece?! / Dayton?! / Devonte’ ?! / Dion and Sharese?! / Maddox?!

July 10, 2018

Last night, Jimmy was trying to start fun times (as he calls it), but he got way too angry and pissed off because I told him that I’d be taking a break for at most 20 minutes (to do the holidays, which he KNEW ABOUT MONTHS AGO!), sent a lot of angry faces, said that […]

Travis Couture-Lovelady?! / Melsun?! / Alvena?! / Zy’Leah?! / Rameir?! / Shak?!

May 25, 2018

From Julie: Melsun?! Reminds me of Selsun Blue, which my dad used to have in the bathroom… From Julie: Alvena?! If you’re going to feminize Alvin, at least go with Alvina! It also reminds me of salmon for some reason. Ah yes, “alevin salmon,” at least according to Google! From Julie: Nina is all very […]

Gevaro Nepomuceno?! / Jaccob?! / The Belching Dragon’s Engrish menu!

May 6, 2018

Gevaro Nepomuceno?! From Julie: Jaccob?! What’s with the bad spelling?! From Julie and her friend: THE BELCHING DRAGON is a Chinese restaurant, and it has a very Engrish menu!

Salmon jerky! / Creepy Easter Bunny 44! / Lluvia Waggoner?! / Kevin Duck?!

April 1, 2018

The computer restarted at 6 AM! I went out to Shoppers Drug Mart at 1:20 on a 407, and bought on-sale Marketplace Cuisine meals (Butternut Squash Ravioli / Tortilla Crusted Fish / Vermont white macaroni and cheese / Sesame Chicken), on-sale canola oil, on-sale President’s Choice milk chocolate eggs for Chrystal. Then I went to […]

Creepy Easter Bunny 32, Mott’s Clamato Verde, jalapeno dip, 24 mouse traps

March 21, 2018

After I had COFFEE TIME, Barry picked me up at 12:05 and we went banking and to Price Smart. He actually got Hester’s husband Ni on the phone, too! I got on-sale Silk almond milk, duck gizzard livers so I can horrify Mike later, $1 on-sale Mott’s Clamato Verde x3, limited-edition Olympic grilled pineapple Greek […]

Creepy Easter Bunny 24! / Don’t let the door hit you on the way out, asshole!

March 13, 2018

I went shopping at 1 on a 401 at Kam Do Bakery for an apple pie and a chicken pie to plan for tomorrow’s Pi Day, then to Shoppers Drug Mart for on-sale President’s Choice pink salmon x2 / President’s Choice Buffalo Wings and Blue Cheese chips. Then I went to London Drugs for a […]

Chinese Eric disappointment and stashing things away for later! / Beaver tails!

February 14, 2018

GREEN TEA TIME! I noted that Chinese Eric had called me last night while I was trying to decide about Jimmy (not worth it – I also talked to Helen Y. about things), so I called him back this morning. Auntie answered the phone and we exchanged Chinese New Year greetings once I told her […]

BEAVIS AND BUTTHEAD Valentine! / Pink salmon, mushroom soup, sensitive scanner!

February 10, 2018

I rediscovered that my wheeled luggage bag from July 2012 actually has multiple small holes in it, so that’s why everything from London Drugs was wet when I tried shopping for a bunch of canned stuff a couple weeks ago! Then I checked with Jon to see whether they needed me for Family Day on […]

Hotel Kuntz?! / BLACK PEPPER SALMON JERKY! / Paqui Haunted Ghost Pepper!

February 1, 2018

SO MUCH ON-SALE BLACK PEPPER SALMON JERKY, OH MY! After I had COFFEE TIME, Barry picked me up at 10:50 and we went to Price Smart. I got Kraft Dinner Spirals macaroni and cheese (just so I could bug Flynne about it later), Almond Roca Thins (Extra Dark Chocolate!), on-sale JOY dumplings x4 (Lamb and […]

Dragon wall painting! / Dragon jewelry! / Denying the existence of dragons!

January 16, 2018

IT’S APPRECIATE A DRAGON DAY! 😀 I left at 2:30 on a 407 for my 3:10 appointment with Dr. Ruby. Since I was early, I went to Big Crazy to see if they had beef jerky. They did, so I bought another salmon jerky (for Paul) and extra-spicy beef jerky for myself, plus hot and […]