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Archive for the ‘amusement’ Category

Zion Williamson?! / Tamron Hall and baby Moses?! / Nicolas Cage as a cat

September 4, 2019

Hester came by at 12:20, greeting me with “You’re home!” when I answered the door. No shit, lady! She inspected the toilet tank personally like she said she would, while I spent five more minutes trying to explain the problem to her in very simple English. Eventually, she agreed that she would replace the flapper, […]

Fluffy poop emoji slippers! / Shitterton, Dorset, England?! / POTTY TIME!

August 16, 2019

Today is National Rum Day! This morning, I realized that the toilet wasn’t filling up AGAIN, so I called Hester. Thank goodness it’s Friday! She insisted that the toilet had been fixed by the handyman – yes, and toilet shenanigans are happening AGAIN. “Maybe today, maybe next week,” she said. I also had to explain […]

A poop emoji beanie, an inflatable Halloween costume on toilet, a Poo Dough toy

July 25, 2019

Rishu from Touchstone emailed me today, then called at 2:15 after I’d just gotten in from a break. Next Thursday (August 1) at 3 sounds okay to me. From Melissa and Buzzfeed Canada: A poop emoji beanie! From Julie M. and Wish: An inflatable fat jumpsuit costume that you can wear while sitting on the […]

McIlhenny Original Brand Tabasco Sauce x5 / Pregnant women like Kinder surprise

July 13, 2019

It’s National French Fry Day today! A troll named Elizabeth Kuchta from the True Crime group just tried adding me after leaving stupid comments on my posts filled with hearts and failure logic. Her request is now “bilge water” and I’ve blocked her. I WIN! Enlarged! Jack McIlhenny’s original brand tabasco sauce: It’s Like Love: […]

A poop emoji A-line dress! / Crapstone, Devon, England?! / Poo Goo Unicorn Poo!

July 6, 2019

From Melissa and Buzzfeed Canada: A poop emoji A-line dress! From the Daily Mail: Crapstone is in Devon, England?! From Julie: Poo Goo Unicorn Poo at CVS! Feels like liquid, plays like goo!

Electricity puns in comic form! / Hell and laptop sleeves! / Tiit Helimets?!

May 28, 2019

I showered today, and noticed that I can actually read the names and numbers on my Caller ID for the first time since my eye surgery on the 8th – NICE! From Nita: Sparky! Your mother and I are SHOCKED at your CURRENT behavior! Until you learn to CONDUCT yourself properly, you’re GROUNDED! From Julie: […]

Coffee pot with straw holder! KRAMER! / Pluto the planet and Pluto the dog!

May 24, 2019

After COFFEE TIME, I went out at 2 on a 414 to see Rachel at the Caring Place. I also went to Price Smart to pick up some Western Family lemonade at the customer service desk: Classic Lemonade and Raspberry Lemonade! Then I went to London Drugs to eventually buy an on-sale Spiderman / Spider-Man […]

420 and Easter eggs, throwing people out the window, Zombie Jesus, beer not gas

April 20, 2019

I’m sorry your celebration of 420 has gotten in the way of remembering where you hid the Easter eggs. From Just For Laughs: You can’t always control who walks into your life, but you can control which window you throw them out of. ZOMBIE JESUS: He died for your sins, but now he’s come back […]

Greg McKegg?! / Mehboob Hassan?! / SHORT-TERM VISUAL INFORMATION FORGETTING?!

March 24, 2019

The Canucks played Columbus at 7 tonight, and lost 5-0 for a dubious record of ten shutouts this season so far, which is the most in the NHL. From The Blog of Funny Names: Greg McKegg?! Bonus: He wore 69 for the Toronto Maple Leafs! From Quotes, Fun, and Sarcasm: Mehboob Hassan?! From my Endlessly […]

YOU’RE! NOT YOUR! / Scratchy Bottom, Devon, England?! / Aeron, Deirdre, Nyisha?!

March 22, 2019

From Reddit and r/funny: YOU’RE! NOT YOUR! PNG and GIF! From the Daily Mail: There’s a valley named Scratchy Bottom near Durdle Door in Dorset, England?! From Julie: AERON?! BAD SPELLING OF AARON! From Julie: DEIRDRE?! BAD SPELLING OF DEIDRE! From Julie: Nyisha?! Makes me want to pronounce it as “En-Yisha”…