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Surgate Ghetto: Joys of Cooking with Soylent Green, Tzepish, Jack the Ripper!

December 10, 2017

The FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF party makes it to Surgate Ghetto. The soldiers ask them who they are. “Galuf Halm Baldesion. I believe you have six warrants for my arrest.” Apparently, criminals are treated like royalty there, but they still hate Jews like Faris! The FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF party makes it to the library […]

Getting my shit together, my ass blowing kisses, sparkly rainbow poop emoji

December 9, 2017

Uncle Andrew’s office called me today to remind me about my dentist appointment on Tuesday. I’m good if it doesn’t snow or do anything else fucky or funky! The weather forecast seems promising in that regard, though. From Wesley and Sticklo: Jack’s poop collection from June 2 on a table! Jack: “Whew, finally finished!” Girlfriend: […]

I want Venus the singer’s autograph on an eraser, toilet paper, or banana peels!

November 9, 2017

I left at 2:30 in warmer rainy weather for my appointment with Dr. Ruby, just managing to get the 403 from Brighouse. Yeah, I know the Minoral generic is strong, but it isn’t helpful if blood breaks out anyway! After getting yet another new prescription, I went to Big Crazy for a $5 bag of […]

SUPER MARIO FANTASY ADVENTURE, Musha, the Musha fountain, Eric Nihilist

November 8, 2017

I had to take a shower today. This is the beginning screen of SUPER MARIO FANTASY ADVENTURE. “Mario, Luigi, Toad, and Peach were living in peace in the Mushroom World. Then, Bowser came and has put this world into deep darkness. No wind. Earth rots. Wild sea. Mario and his friends are going to fight […]

What WEDDING CRASHERS Character Are You? / What’s Your Cat Name?

October 19, 2017

“You Are Claire” You are a bit of a cynic, but you have a good sense of humor – especially when it comes to observant and wry jokes. You suffer most from your own indecisiveness in life. It would serve you well to follow your heart more. You tell it like it is, sometimes to […]

Knit Your Own Kama Sutra?! / Living With Crazy Buttocks?! / MAKING PIGEONS PAY?!

October 17, 2017

After COFFEE TIME and being on the phone to Canada Post’s customer service this morning for a while – where they couldn’t even guarantee that my post office address pickup location could be changed – I went to Blundell Centre at 12:30 on a 407 and a 402, which of course I had to wait […]

Greek Rural Postmen and Their Cancellation Numbers?! / THE JOY OF CHICKENS?!

October 15, 2017

From my UNSINKABLE Bathroom Reader #21: GREEK RURAL POSTMEN AND THEIR CANCELLATION NUMBERS?! From my UNSINKABLE Bathroom Reader #21: THE JOY OF CHICKENS?!

2012 Mayan calendar freakout / Slightly unclean and not very tasty cookies!

October 12, 2017

Helen Claire Andrus tried adding a XENIA account on Facebook – DENIED! Eric Ho actually emailed me in among all those problems to say that his supervisor said that he might be on standby for Saturday evening. DON’T YOU HAVE LEEWAY OR A FUCKING LIFE AFTER WORK?! I took a shower today. From Barbara Ratcliff: […]

Kathy Nettles, Lepidolite Mica, a parallel tacoverse, Mr. T, Entrak Entshuldigav

October 9, 2017

HAPPY THANKSGIVING! DOUBLE COFFEE TIME, especially since I got up at 4:40 AM after going to bed at 11:30 PM! I also showered and did laundry, now that the surprise redrum has FINALLY ended! From Not Always Working: Kathy Nettles?! Do you grow nettles in your garden? From Not Always Right: Lepidolite Mica?! In EARTHBOUND […]

Disposing of garbage bins! / The flashing tile level in FF1’s Lifespring Grotto!

October 1, 2017

I tried opening an Arm and Hammer toothpaste tube today, and it COULD NOT BE OPENED, so I threw it out! Luckily, my last spare COULD be opened! I went shopping at 3 today on a 407, and got a replacement Vileda pail (the last one had soap scum on it) / Arm and Hammer […]