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Hot Pocket full of shells, editors hearing punctuation, coming out in pajamas

May 17, 2017

I discovered redrum this morning – UGH! From Discord: Hot Pocket full of shells! This one genuinely made me laugh! From GIRLS WITH SLINGSHOTS: “I’m an editor. I can HEAR punctuation!” From George Takei: When someone asks you to come out, but you’re already in pajamas… “It’s a NO from me.” Simon Cowell has it […]

Kiplyn Davis, shits and giggles, a cow waiting for the MOTHER 3 highway washroom

May 15, 2017

From NIGHTMARE NEXT DOOR: Kiplyn Davis?! From Jazmin and The Leaking Bucket List: It’s all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits. Lucas, Kumatora, Duster, and Boney finally make it to the highway in MOTHER 3. They see a cow waiting in line for the highway washroom! This woman says, “Get to the back […]

Meleeza?! / Head Smashed-In Buffalo Jump?! / False Elephant Snout is food?!

May 14, 2017

I just got another blue screen of death, which took me twelve minutes to fully recover from! From Julie: Meleeza?! Is that supposed to be MELISSA?! Here’s the sign for the interpretive centre in Head Smashed-In Buffalo Jump, Alberta! My ex-friend Fiann apparently bought some False Elephant Snout in a can from Golden Brand…

Poopy-Time Fun Shapes, winning at MARIO KART, Taco Tuesday captcha EmuParadise

April 26, 2017

I experienced good #2 timing just now! 😀 Barry called just now to say that he would be here shortly if that was okay. WHY DO YOU SHOW UP EARLY?! Edit: Then my computer mouse and keyboard AND table decided to all fall down. STRESSFUL! Luckily, I was able to put everything right again before […]

Jesus coming once a year, Death Valley Road, Jesus getting his nails painted

April 16, 2017

Since I was up at 5:30 AM after going to bed at 1:15 AM, I had COFFEE TIME! What the fuck, body? I’m definitely taking melatonin tonight before bed! WTF church sign from the Kingsley Lake Baptist Church: Easter comes once a year. How often do you? A Twitch streamer I follow (Highspirits) is doing […]

RCMP officers and Doughnuts / Giant smiley faces in the way / Harry Hollywood

April 10, 2017

In COLINBOUND 1, Colin and Madam Hex have to defeat four RCMP officers at the Selkirk police station so the path to Lockport can be unblocked. When they turn back to normal, they drop Doughnuts, hahaha! On their way to Red River from Lockport in COLINBOUND 1, Colin and Madam Hex see this smiley face […]

Uterus refreshing itself, period blood on hands, MOTHER 3 translation gibberish

March 31, 2017

I called the pharmacy next door to see if I could refill my prescription. Sure, if there isn’t a problem. Then I called Chrystal at work to see when a good time would be to get together. Apparently, Emily and Mike are moving, so April is a pretty busy month. I made a note to […]

Sapphire on stage, hidden Mr. Saturn, loading text, no playing with cheaters

March 28, 2017

I had to actually ask Braeden whether he’d still be up for going to Doolin’s Pub on Friday, but he said he probably can’t make it because of money issues. I’ve been there, for sure! He should have told me without my having to ask, though. The Canucks played Anaheim at 7 tonight, and lost […]

All crucifixions mattering, Jesus 12 Twitter followers, Easter ironic birthday

March 24, 2017

Audrey unfriended me on Facebook – what the heck?! Church sign from Krista and Atheist Republic: “2000 years ago, Jesus ended the debate of which lives matter. He died for all!” Meme: “Sorry, but two other dudes were also crucified that day. It’s not fair to give one special treatment. #AllCrucifixionsMatter” Seen at London Drugs: […]

Larice the escapee Starman, illegal operations and arrest, blue screens of death

March 23, 2017

MORE COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played the Blues at 5 today, and lost 4-1. UGH! In COGNITIVE DISSONANCE, Larice the Starman has a title: Escapee! After the ship has undergone a collision in COGNITIVE DISSONANCE, Larice checks out this computer screen. “This program has performed an illegal operation and will be arrested.” HAHAHAHA! Slightly later […]