Archive for the ‘amusement’ Category

Happy Canada Day x8! / Americans and July 4 / Treason Day / Ungrateful colonials

July 4, 2020

Wishing you a very happy Canada Day with a beaver, maple leaves, and a Canada flag! Happy Canada Day! MAPLE LEAF! HAPPY CANADA DAY! FLAG! Happy Canada Day! Glitter flag! Happy Canada Day! A maple leaf with a Canadian flag! Happy Canada Day with balloons and fireworks! Happy Canada Day with a maple leaf and […]

Blogthings: Breakfast smoothie bowl color, perfume and body chemistry, old souls

July 3, 2020

What Color Smoothie Bowl Are You? You Are a Brown Smoothie Bowl. You aren’t afraid to buck trends when it comes to anything in your life, including your smoothie bowl. Comfort comes first. Your smoothie may not be the prettiest around, but it’s chocolate! You enjoy treating yourself and indulging every moment of the day. […]

Reddit Triple-Ply Toilet Paper Award!

July 1, 2020

Diarrhea: You can’t hold that shit in! From Reddit: Triple-Ply Toilet Paper Award!

Chardonai?! / 26 coronavirus pics, yowling cats, achieving excellence, Ky’Rona

June 25, 2020

From Julie: Chardonai left a review for Lundy Law?! BAD SPELLING OF CHARDONNAY! From Ruthy and Sassy Seniors: Praying for huggers during the coronavirus pandemic?! HAHAHAHA! That’s like saying that we introverts should consider the extroverts in our lives during this time! There IS no struggle to NOT hug! But of course, I’m not a […]

D’Neil Schmall, Nahnatchka Khan, Kandus Bangh, broccollie and collieflower

June 18, 2020

It’s International Sushi Day today! From Julie and her local news on CNN: D’Neil Schmall is a coronavirus nurse?! APOSTROPHE! From Julie: A co-executive producer of FAMILY GUY is named Nahnatchka Khan?! From Julie: Kandus Bangh?! BAD SPELLING OF CANDACE OR CANDICE! From Julie: Day 21 of coronavirus quarantine… oh, look! It’s a Broccollie and […]

Jump On It?! PENIS! Poo-Ping Palace?! / Unicorn Poop Earrings! / Elvia?!

June 14, 2020

From Julie and Anorak UK: Jump On It?! Poo-Ping Palace?! From Julie M. and Amazon: Unicorn poop stud earrings! Rainbow glitter sparkle! From Julie: Elvia is a name?!

Antioch dragon bookmark, Dalton the Animated Storytelling Dragon, bronze dragon

June 2, 2020

I was GOING to do my laundry at 5:30 after I showered, but I saw my selfish FUCKASS neighbor in the process of taking over the ENTIRE laundry room with her things! Apparently, she’s “watching” me – why don’t you watch your CLOCK and get your loads out ON TIME? You’re not the only one […]

Aliens ingesting leaves comic, Meray Fagalla, Velvet Polk, Ardy Sixkiller Clarke

April 26, 2020

I unfollowed SaltyPhry on Twitch because he wanted an emote-only chat, then I cleaned my bathroom and kitchen floors. From Vanessa: ALIEN FAMILY COMIC FOR ALIEN DAY! “Ingest your leaves.” “I do not desire leaves.” “Put the leaves in your mouth.” “It is an unpleasant sensation.” “Life will be full of unpleasant sensations. You need […]

Sharing the gospel with Coke! / Fuck Off Mountain! / Game that can pitch forbidden

April 21, 2020

Lunch: Tazo green ginger tea and Vedan Bah Kut tea noodles for National Tea Day today! From Julie: My pastor encouraged me to share the gospel more often. Am I doing this right by sharing Coke bottles with Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John? From Pete and Imgflip: You can fuck off with that shit. You […]

Trogdor the Burninator, cave black dragon, black obsidian dragon, MONSTER HUNTER

April 15, 2020

Tried calling Chrystal at home, but instead just texted her for her birthday today. She said thanks, and added that she can’t work at home – damn! TROGDOR THE BURNINATOR! 😀 From Julie: A black dragon with a sunburst in a cave! From Julie M. and Wish: Black obsidian Chinese dragon pendant necklace! From Julie […]