Archive for the ‘amusement’ Category

Poop Time! / This toilet paper really cleaned my anus! / No-smell pooping!

March 17, 2018

From Someecards and Reddit: Poop time via pie chart! Time spent actually pooping, vs. time spent pretending that you have more in you while browsing Internet and using any possible opportunity to distract yourself from upcoming imminent realization that at some point, you have to leave this peaceful, warm, and cozy bathroom and step out […]

Red labial whiskey, Creepy Easter Bunny 22, Flintstone’s Chewable Morphine

March 12, 2018

From Youtube: Johnnie Worker Red Labial Old Scotch Whiskey?! From Someecards: Creepy Easter Bunny 22! From Pinterest and Christine on Discord: It’s days like today that make me wish they made a Flintstone’s Chewable Morphine.

Creepy Easter Bunny 20! / Alonte?! / Gordon Ramsay Omelette!

March 9, 2018

The Canucks played Minnesota at 7 tonight, and lost 5-2. From Someecards: Creepy Easter Bunny 20! From Julie: Alonte?! If your prospective baby name is one letter away from ALONE, then it is not a good choice! From Pinterest and Christine on Discord: Gordon Ramsay Omelette!

Cyanide and Happiness menstrual cycle / Wednesdays are bad, Gegar! BROKEN PASTA!

February 21, 2018

I went to London Drugs on a 401 (just managing to get the bus in the intermittent snowflakes) at 11:55 so I could get one more two-pack of Designer Workshop pillowcases since the half-price sale ends today. I got THE WRONG SIZE – I DON’T NEED KING SIZE! Also got a NEW steak and mushroom […]

Reddit Valentine’s Day cards for all 31 NHL teams, 2018 edition!

February 14, 2018

From Reddit: Happy Valentine’s Day to Anaheim Ducks fans! (Anaheim Ducks, RW Corey Perry) From Reddit: Happy Valentine’s Day to Arizona Coyotes fans! (Arizona Coyotes, G Antti Raanta) From Reddit: Happy Valentine’s Day to Boston Bruins fans! (Boston Bruins, LW Brad Marchand) From Reddit: Happy Valentine’s Day to Buffalo Sabres fans! (Buffalo Sabres, Announcer Rick […]

Hiding things from black people! / A band called Dwarf Shit?! / Ivey is a name?!

February 13, 2018

It’s Mardi Gras today! Steph and Lisa offered to pay for my flights if I want to visit them in early April since she goes back to work on April 16. That sounds good to me! Also, I got an email from AWESOME Chinese Eric this morning, saying that he’d come home late last night, […]

Uber drugs in the Tycoon Meteor, Carwen Joanna, walking through poison plants

February 9, 2018

After the Wind Shrine cutscene where all the FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF party members are imbued with the powers / jobs / abilities of all the elemental crystals, Galuf has this to say: “When we get back to Tycoon, I’ll show you all the uber drugs I found in the meteor!” Bartz, Lenna, Galuf, and […]

Designing High Performance Stiffened Structures?! / Dying For A Hamburger?!

January 22, 2018

I decided to take myself to the ER at 6:30 AM or so. I got seen in ten minutes, and got some Tylenol and a prescription for TamiFlu, so I took that to the pharmacy next door at 1:20, but it took half an hour. At least I got my drugs for $11.75 instead of […]

Rainn Wilson! Sunn Wilson! / Zombies rolling eyes! / Covering up poop sounds!

January 20, 2018

From Julie: Rainn Wilson! Sunn Wilson! This zombie says, “Don’t roll your eyes at me!!” to another zombie. From We Love To Laugh: Bathroom tip! Discreetly cover up your poop sounds by continually shrieking at the top of your lungs.

Thou art surely missing thy brain! Dragonlord’s grandson! / Curtisha Morning?!

December 31, 2017

In DRAGON WARRIOR II, the party goes to Charlock Castle and meets the Dragonlord’s grandson. He offers them some advice if they will defeat Hargon, the arch-nemesis of the game. If the player says NO, this is his response: “Thou art surely missing thy brain. But it is up to thee.” Curtisha Morning?!