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Knit Your Own Kama Sutra?! / Living With Crazy Buttocks?! / MAKING PIGEONS PAY?!

October 17, 2017

After COFFEE TIME and being on the phone to Canada Post’s customer service this morning for a while – where they couldn’t even guarantee that my post office address pickup location could be changed – I went to Blundell Centre at 12:30 on a 407 and a 402, which of course I had to wait […]

Greek Rural Postmen and Their Cancellation Numbers?! / THE JOY OF CHICKENS?!

October 15, 2017

From my UNSINKABLE Bathroom Reader #21: GREEK RURAL POSTMEN AND THEIR CANCELLATION NUMBERS?! From my UNSINKABLE Bathroom Reader #21: THE JOY OF CHICKENS?!

2012 Mayan calendar freakout / Slightly unclean and not very tasty cookies!

October 12, 2017

Helen Claire Andrus tried adding a XENIA account on Facebook – DENIED! Eric Ho actually emailed me in among all those problems to say that his supervisor said that he might be on standby for Saturday evening. DON’T YOU HAVE LEEWAY OR A FUCKING LIFE AFTER WORK?! I took a shower today. From Barbara Ratcliff: […]

Kathy Nettles, Lepidolite Mica, a parallel tacoverse, Mr. T, Entrak Entshuldigav

October 9, 2017

HAPPY THANKSGIVING! DOUBLE COFFEE TIME, especially since I got up at 4:40 AM after going to bed at 11:30 PM! I also showered and did laundry, now that the surprise redrum has FINALLY ended! From Not Always Working: Kathy Nettles?! Do you grow nettles in your garden? From Not Always Right: Lepidolite Mica?! In EARTHBOUND […]

Disposing of garbage bins! / The flashing tile level in FF1’s Lifespring Grotto!

October 1, 2017

I tried opening an Arm and Hammer toothpaste tube today, and it COULD NOT BE OPENED, so I threw it out! Luckily, my last spare COULD be opened! I went shopping at 3 today on a 407, and got a replacement Vileda pail (the last one had soap scum on it) / Arm and Hammer […]

Lord Bildo’s Iron Dildo / Moogles are delicious! / Moogle falling in love!

September 27, 2017

The FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF party makes it to the Sealed Castle of Kuzar, and come across the 12 Sealed Weapons of de Ownage. One of these is called Lord Bildo’s Iron Dildo, hahaha! In the Spoofed World, Galuf tells the FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF party that Moogles are the most delicious creatures in the […]

Shakespearean insults, Tryanna, Croatia, mooncake, Sonic Sour Cream, Olivina

September 25, 2017

After COFFEE TIME, Tryanna from Pathways picked me up at 12:30 today so we could do some food shopping, but I’m fairly sure I lost my voice at some point overnight. We talked about Croatia, her smoking, Pho, tripe, bubble tea, and more. I got bananas, two birthday cards for Jeremy (beer!) and Christon, on-sale […]

SECRET LOVE TRICKS?! / 11.3 kg of frozen food heaven! / Peanut butter cups!

September 21, 2017

After taking a nap today, I noticed that Tryanna from Pathways had called me again a couple of times, and I was able to get through to her after a couple of attempts on my end. She wanted to change tomorrow’s appointment to Monday because of possible staffing issues: sure, why not? I can be […]

Shannon Willing, Shaye Eller, Shuu Tsukiyama, Silverayne Smith, Tanith Kamelot

September 14, 2017

Vanessa said she could give me rides to and from the MEGA SUSHI dinner, so now I’m set! From Not Always Learning: Shannon Willing?! But what if she’s NOT willing to do something?! Hahaha! Also, DRAGON! 😀 From Not Always Related: Shaye Eller?! From Not Always Right: Shuu Tsukiyama?! From Not Always Working: Silverayne Smith?! […]

Kissing your ex with tongue?! / Cuckolding isn’t racist or sexist, Worried19!

September 11, 2017

It’s 8:01 PM (20:01 in 24-hour time) on September 11! YAY FOR TIME QUIRKINESS AND COINCIDENCES! 😀 From Reddit on June 3, 2016: No, Faith, we do not give our official abusive exes “one last great kiss with tongue” when we’re splitting our items post-breakup. You also have a gambling problem ($10,000 in debt to […]