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Skeleton spinny chair, screaming NO at a computer, De’ColdestToEvaDoIt Crawford?

January 22, 2020

I showered and did laundry today after I fell down outside on the wet grass – damn dirty pants! Keep calm and use more hot sauce! Perfect for National Hot Sauce Day today on January 22! The food is great, but it’s missing a certain vital feature… sriracha rooster chili hot sauce! Perfect for National […]

NO TRESPASSING! WE’RE TIRED OF HIDING THE BODIES! sign / Shedrick Bennett?!

January 2, 2020

I went out at 10:30 on a 401 to go to the Bay to get more on-sale Jockey underwear x3 (too many accidents), then to London Drugs to get an on-sale Reese’s holiday tray assortment with peanut butter bells / Santas / miniatures, a pack of 3 Scrub Daddy Sponge Daddy sponges, an Evercare mesh […]

Made in Vachina! / Animal skull bonsai trees! / Cute cat glass tea mug!

December 26, 2019

The Canucks played the Sharks tonight at 7:30, and s. From Scott C. in CANUCKS NATION: A baby wearing a MADE IN VACHINA bib. “Really, Dad?” From Julie M. and I Love Skulls: Animal skull bonsai trees weave life and death together in darkly beautiful art. From Julie M. and Amazon: A Carlie cute cat […]

Bubba Buckaloo?! / Not yourself today and seeing improvement T-shirt / Danie?!

November 27, 2019

COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played Pittsburgh today at 4, and had a 6-3 lead, but the Penguins won 8-6?! Bubba Buckaloo?! A cool T-shirt I have: You aren’t yourself today. I noticed the improvement straight away. From Julie M. and DR. PHIL: Danie?! BAD SPELLING OF DANI…

Chinatown, Wisconsin?! / Karen on 911 ensuring Kyle’s death va shooting!

November 26, 2019

I attempted some packing – the backpack is fine for now, but the suitcase’s handle is off?! UGH! Chinatown, Wisconsin?! From Ryan B. and My middle finger has a boner: Karen was cleaning Kyle’s rifle and accidentally shot him. She calls 911. “It’s my husband. I’ve accidentally shot him, I’ve killed him.” 911 Operator: “Please […]

Sponges! / Creepy Santa! / Jahram Proffit-Preston?! / Jhevelle-Monique Smith?!

November 24, 2019

My amusing and cute sponge display plus my kitchen toothbrush: $2 recycled yellow sponges from beer bottles, a green London Drugs scouring pad, London Naturals steel wool in gold and silver, various orange / green / blue / yellow Sponge Daddy sponges, and two Scrub Daddy sink scrubbers with a happy face! Julie M. saw […]

Gap, Pennsylvania?! / Burying a dollar store skeleton! / Whaiti Albert?!

November 13, 2019

Gap, Pennsylvania?! From Janina: I’m burying a dollar store skeleton in a shallow grave under my new deck. Should be funny in 30 years when the next guy is rebuilding it. From This is True: Whaiti Albert?!

Punkeydoodles Corners, Ontario?! / Food and drink and ghosts! / Texas Twinkies!

November 11, 2019

Punkeydoodles Corners, Ontario?! From Janina: “There’ll be food and drink and ghosts.” This is how friends convince me to go places. From Cuya’s Discord server: Texas Twinkies! Brisket bacon-wrapped jalapeno cream cheese!

Once Brewed, Northumberland?! / Let that sink in! / Maygen Muir?! BAD SPELLING!

October 30, 2019

The Canucks played Los Angeles tonight at 7:30, and won 5-2. Brock Boeser had a hat trick! Once Brewed, Northumberland?! From Reddit: Let that sink in! From Vellum and Vinyl via Krista: Maygen Muir?! BAD SPELLING OF MEGAN! Everyone knows how it’s pronounced!

Bameron?! / Telly Zelly?! / Using the restroom at work! / Wash Your Nuts!

October 29, 2019

From Julie M. and DR. PHIL: Bameron?! From Julie M. and DR. PHIL: Telly Zelly?! The obscene phrase was “suck my dick” – why get that tattooed AT ALL, let alone on your forehead?! From Julie M. and DR. PHIL: Larz?! From Julie: How people use the restroom at work, or in any public place… […]