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Playing bagpipes! / Shaka Licorish?! / Brystol?! / Breana?! / KK and Tyheem?!

July 14, 2018

Today is Bastille Day! From Andrew M.: Would you believe it? My neighbor was knocking on my door at 2:30 AM this morning… Luckily, I was still up playing the bagpipes! Shaka Licorish?! From Julie: Brystol?! BRISTOL already shouldn’t be a name… BAD SPELLING! From Julie: Breana?! What was wrong with Brianna?! From Julie: KK?! […]

Short people and perfection! / Duckens Nazon?! / Victor rodent repeller!

May 1, 2018

I called Barry at 9:40 this morning to remind him about going to Rona for a Victor Pest Chaser Ultrasonic Rodent Repeller, which cost $33. Kate had told me about them in Discord. We went there at 10:40 and he helped me plug it in here, too. Victor Pest Chaser Ultrasonic Rodent Repeller! From Alice […]

STEALING JOY?! / THE HAUNTED VAGINA?! / 25 PLACENTA RECIPES?! / FOOD AND SPERM?!

April 4, 2018

Phoebe Cheng from Awana unfriended me on Facebook – not a big deal, really. STEALING JOY?! THE HAUNTED VAGINA?! 25 PLACENTA RECIPES: Easy and Delicious recipes for cooking with placenta?! (credit: Cuya’s Discord server) FOOD AND SPERM: Tell me how you eat, and I’ll tell you how your sperms are?! Yes, I know diet affects […]

Poop Time! / This toilet paper really cleaned my anus! / No-smell pooping!

March 17, 2018

From Someecards and Reddit: Poop time via pie chart! Time spent actually pooping, vs. time spent pretending that you have more in you while browsing Internet and using any possible opportunity to distract yourself from upcoming imminent realization that at some point, you have to leave this peaceful, warm, and cozy bathroom and step out […]

Red labial whiskey, Creepy Easter Bunny 22, Flintstone’s Chewable Morphine

March 12, 2018

From Youtube: Johnnie Worker Red Labial Old Scotch Whiskey?! From Someecards: Creepy Easter Bunny 22! From Pinterest and Christine on Discord: It’s days like today that make me wish they made a Flintstone’s Chewable Morphine.

Creepy Easter Bunny 20! / Alonte?! / Gordon Ramsay Omelette!

March 9, 2018

The Canucks played Minnesota at 7 tonight, and lost 5-2. From Someecards: Creepy Easter Bunny 20! From Julie: Alonte?! If your prospective baby name is one letter away from ALONE, then it is not a good choice! From Pinterest and Christine on Discord: Gordon Ramsay Omelette!

Cyanide and Happiness menstrual cycle / Wednesdays are bad, Gegar! BROKEN PASTA!

February 21, 2018

I went to London Drugs on a 401 (just managing to get the bus in the intermittent snowflakes) at 11:55 so I could get one more two-pack of Designer Workshop pillowcases since the half-price sale ends today. I got THE WRONG SIZE – I DON’T NEED KING SIZE! Also got a NEW steak and mushroom […]

Reddit Valentine’s Day cards for all 31 NHL teams, 2018 edition!

February 14, 2018

From Reddit: Happy Valentine’s Day to Anaheim Ducks fans! (Anaheim Ducks, RW Corey Perry) From Reddit: Happy Valentine’s Day to Arizona Coyotes fans! (Arizona Coyotes, G Antti Raanta) From Reddit: Happy Valentine’s Day to Boston Bruins fans! (Boston Bruins, LW Brad Marchand) From Reddit: Happy Valentine’s Day to Buffalo Sabres fans! (Buffalo Sabres, Announcer Rick […]

Hiding things from black people! / A band called Dwarf Shit?! / Ivey is a name?!

February 13, 2018

It’s Mardi Gras today! Steph and Lisa offered to pay for my flights if I want to visit them in early April since she goes back to work on April 16. That sounds good to me! Also, I got an email from AWESOME Chinese Eric this morning, saying that he’d come home late last night, […]

Uber drugs in the Tycoon Meteor, Carwen Joanna, walking through poison plants

February 9, 2018

After the Wind Shrine cutscene where all the FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF party members are imbued with the powers / jobs / abilities of all the elemental crystals, Galuf has this to say: “When we get back to Tycoon, I’ll show you all the uber drugs I found in the meteor!” Bartz, Lenna, Galuf, and […]