Epixome
This is CRAZY LAND.

Archive for May 2018

Antioch dragon bookmark, Soup Dragon Clangers, Mythical Dragon salt and pepper

May 31, 2018

Soup Dragons – I’M FREE! I have this $2 Antioch dragon and yin-yang bookmark, minus the bead! The dragon is gifted, intelligent, tenacious, and generous. Design by Evelia Garcia. From Hayley and the r/hockey Discord server: Soup Dragons from the Clangers in the UK! From Julie M. and Wish: A mythical dragon salt and pepper […]

Sparkle Hayter?! / Cue and Queue are different! / Joquita, Celecia, and Laricko!

May 30, 2018

I spent a few minutes cutting off the care labels on my MARTEX washcloths, then threw away the sticky Western Family vanilla Greek yogurt and Kozy Shack tapioca pudding tubs. Sparkle Hayter?! From the May 14, 2018 Discord update: QUEUE is not a substitute for CUE! Discord, why are you not more professional?! From Julie: […]

Babucarr Fatty?! / Ay’Ren?! Not Aaron?! / Sir Romeo is Sir Royal’s father?!

May 29, 2018

I’m an aunt again, to Nephew #5, Beckett! I also FINALLY got a call from Rachel at The Caring Place (at 5:15) to say that I could have a spot for counselling (from my intake interview with Jocelyn in January 2017), so we set up ongoing appointments for Fridays at 2:30. WOO! Babucarr Fatty?! From […]

Covadonga del Busto Naval?! / Lakadrian is a girl?! / Zaevion?! / Asia?!

May 28, 2018

Barry came by at 10:50 and removed one more dead mouse (on a glue trap) under the couch, and set up one more snap trap. Covadonga del Busto Naval?! From Julie: Lakadrian is a girl?! From Julie: Zaevion?! From Julie: Salvatore is fine, but ASIA?!

Jempy Drucker?! / Ah’Renna is a girl?! / Lashawn?! / A black guy named Quan?!

May 27, 2018

Chinese Eric emailed me, white Eric, Jeremy, Jon, Christon, and Randal this morning about a Stanley Cup Final hangout somewhere – Washington Capitals and Las Vegas Golden Knights! I scanned the email (which had possible scheduling), but didn’t see where the hangout was going to be, so of course I emailed everyone to ask where […]

Miracle Crimes committing crimes?! / Draven?! / KP is a woman?! / Juicy?!

May 26, 2018

I left at 2:30 on a 407 to the liquor store, where I got on-sale Mike’s Hard Root Beer x6 and 1.14 litres of Fireball Whiskey. Then I went to Price Smart for orange / cherry / grape Popsicles, assorted New York Style / mango / blueberry / strawberry cheesecake, and a cherry strudel… and […]

Travis Couture-Lovelady?! / Melsun?! / Alvena?! / Zy’Leah?! / Rameir?! / Shak?!

May 25, 2018

From Julie: Melsun?! Reminds me of Selsun Blue, which my dad used to have in the bathroom… From Julie: Alvena?! If you’re going to feminize Alvin, at least go with Alvina! It also reminds me of salmon for some reason. Ah yes, “alevin salmon,” at least according to Google! From Julie: Nina is all very […]

A swimming green dragon, a dragon toilet seat, a golden dragon wedding cake

May 24, 2018

I showered and did laundry today. From Julie: Swimming green dragon! From Dragons: A dragon toilet seat! From Wesley and Cakes Beyond Belief: A golden dragon wedding cake!

Adele Gorrilla?! / Kansas City welcomes visitors ANALLY?! / Shawnta is a name?!

May 23, 2018

Via Facebook messages, Andrew M. apologized for not calling me last night, and we worked out payment for the Windows 7 computer / hard drive / Windows 7 key in writing, which is definitely a good thing. At least I have $200 instead of $150 in that cash envelope, so things can get paid off […]

NO WATER PRESSURE! / ICE BURN! / BEN AND JERRY ICE CREAM! / Beef teriyaki!

May 23, 2018

I woke up to NO WATER PRESSURE AT ALL at 7:30 AM, with NO NOTICES about it! NOT ACCEPTABLE! I very politely called Hester at 8:45 AM, who said that it was an emergency for the whole building, and that it should be fixed then. I tested it out using both sinks and the toilet, […]