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Solving Rubik’s Cube problems / No airhorn to wake a baby! / BEFORE, not B4!

September 7, 2017

I got a baby intro photo card from Steph and Lisa in the mail for baby Henry – very nice! I’m not going to comment on the spelling of “shenanigans,” though! Steph said that Shaun did comment on it, haha! From Julie S. and Funnyjunk: I deal with my problems by painting over the squares […]

The Salad Personality Test / Stop whining about heteronormativity and gender!

August 11, 2017

“You Are Balanced” You’re the type who likes everything in moderation, and you’re especially good at balancing out life’s extremes. You are a bit of a novelty seeker, and you like to have a really good mix of things in your life. There is always room for something or someone new. You meld well with […]

FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF collage screenshots: Drugs, sex, crabs, and farts!

July 19, 2017

FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF screenshot collage #1: Lenna to her father King Tycoon: “Off to the crack-house again?” Captain Faris: “I just dropped a load… in my pants…” Boco the Chocobo: “Yeah, you best be getting your fat ass off me, biatch!” Lenna to Bartz: “I supoose you’ll want me to repay you with sexual […]

Cummingtonite, supporting gay rights, Jon being sporified, foreign cheese use

October 11, 2016

Imgur was stuck on loading for a while this morning, but it worked again a bit later. Phew! From I Fucking Love Science: Cummingtonite is a real mineral, I swear! From Julie via Scary and Creepy Facts: “You support gay rights, so you must be gay.” I support animal rights. Do I look like a […]

No LOLSpeak! / Bad LETTUCE spelling! / Winnipeg is the murder capital of Canada!

September 29, 2016

Candy sent this to me. “LOLSpeak: The Grammar and Spelling Police’s worst nightmare” with a black cat! From Julie: “From a local Mexican restaurant. This was after they had to remake my food three times because they kept putting cheese on it, even though I told them several times that I cannot have dairy. PS […]

Alfstan, supporting good grammar, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and April O’Neil

September 8, 2016

Colin, Keri, and Xeria meet up with Alfstan in the Cairo desert! I got this signature from the SNES9x forums: Chatspeak is bad! Type out your damn words! From Wesley: The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and April O’Neil!

Not being a people-pleaser, anger management meetings, making things idiot-proof

July 29, 2016

I’m sick and tired of being a “people pleaser.” Now I’m a “me pleaser.” I’m going to do what I want to do, and what makes me happy. You don’t like it? There’s the door. Tweety Bird: I was supposed to go to anger management meetings, but those people just piss me off! Make it […]

Dinning chairs / Twelve sets of twins in 2012! / I’m just me! / Candles and love

July 26, 2016

From Julie: Dinning chairs?! I didn’t know the chairs would assail everyone with loud noises! From Ripley’s Believe It Or Not: Ruth Regina of Miami, Florida, sells custom wigs for dogs?! The 2012 graduating class of a high school in Snellville, Georgia had 12 sets of twins?! Gray whales are bottom feeders! They suck food […]

Pho and Fraser / Doctor: “Start killing people!” / Someone loves you / Patience

April 3, 2016

Steph emailed us this picture of Lisa feeding noodles to the baby: Apparently, Fraser is a fan of Pho! Today, my doctor told me to start killing people! Okay, not in those words… he said I needed to reduce the stress in my life… SAME THING! Someone who really loves you, sees what a mess […]

Get off the grocery store computer terminals! (dream) / Candy hearts + Dr. Phil

February 15, 2016

I had a dream where I was going around a store compiling a possible grocery list in my basket, even though I had only $5 on me: on-sale bottled water, on-sale toilet paper, on-sale candy, and more! Then Julie S. saw me and said that I had to get off the computer terminals at the […]