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Joanne and Gianina?! / Ashley and Pressley?! / Mod Sun?! / A. Purdy Outhouse?!

December 31, 2019

From Julie and DANCE MOMS: Joanne is fine, but Gianina?! Choose between Gianna, Gina, or Nina! From Julie and DANCE MOMS: Ashley is fine, but Pressley?! BAD SPELLING OF PRESLEY! Especially if it’ll be pronounced the exact same way… From Julie: Mod Sun?! From Michelle S. and her friend Cindy Cameron: A. Purdy Outhouse?! Yum, […]

Toothbrush bristles are NOT Brussels! / Kids should be playing Nintendo games!

November 28, 2019

I was barely awake or coherent this morning, and snarked at a few people about their assumption that EVERYONE has Thanksgiving today. Also added Kate to Hangouts – she thought that Mike’s email address was hilarious! Facebook was also down this morning, and now I can’t seem to tag anyone! UGH! From Reddit on June […]

OMW is stupid and lazy! / Hot and sour soup noodles! / FACEPALM SHUNK! CRAP!

September 30, 2019

From Discord on August 15, 2019: OMW is a pretty stupid and lazy abbreviation – just spell out ON MY WAY! You could do that for EXCITED and ANNIVERSARY! Also, nobody cares about your anniversary gift to your husband: cotton socks with pets on them. In the big Corelle bowl, we have hot and sour […]

Old-timey doctors, not making up lies about me, YMCA and the Village People

September 30, 2019

From Julie M. and Laugh or Leave: Being an old-timey doctor would rule. You’d be just drunk as hell, giving advice like: “Yeah, you got ghosts in your blood. You should do cocaine about it.” From Julie M. and Lmao Mommy: If I’m ever murdered or kidnapped, please don’t make up lies about me. I […]

Four months is NOT a long time! / You shouldn’t take YOU GO, GIRL! so seriously!

December 6, 2017

Chrystal emailed me this morning to say that she’ll actually be out of town for the next two weeks and would love to meet up with me after getting back on the 20th, so that still totally works for me even if she understandably can’t do the 14th! Vanessa came by from Langley before her […]

Solving Rubik’s Cube problems / No airhorn to wake a baby! / BEFORE, not B4!

September 7, 2017

I got a baby intro photo card from Steph and Lisa in the mail for baby Henry – very nice! I’m not going to comment on the spelling of “shenanigans,” though! Steph said that Shaun did comment on it, haha! From Julie S. and Funnyjunk: I deal with my problems by painting over the squares […]

The Salad Personality Test / Stop whining about heteronormativity and gender!

August 11, 2017

“You Are Balanced” You’re the type who likes everything in moderation, and you’re especially good at balancing out life’s extremes. You are a bit of a novelty seeker, and you like to have a really good mix of things in your life. There is always room for something or someone new. You meld well with […]

FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF collage screenshots: Drugs, sex, crabs, and farts!

July 19, 2017

FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF screenshot collage #1: Lenna to her father King Tycoon: “Off to the crack-house again?” Captain Faris: “I just dropped a load… in my pants…” Boco the Chocobo: “Yeah, you best be getting your fat ass off me, biatch!” Lenna to Bartz: “I supoose you’ll want me to repay you with sexual […]

Cummingtonite, supporting gay rights, Jon being sporified, foreign cheese use

October 11, 2016

Imgur was stuck on loading for a while this morning, but it worked again a bit later. Phew! From I Fucking Love Science: Cummingtonite is a real mineral, I swear! From Julie via Scary and Creepy Facts: “You support gay rights, so you must be gay.” I support animal rights. Do I look like a […]

No LOLSpeak! / Bad LETTUCE spelling! / Winnipeg is the murder capital of Canada!

September 29, 2016

Candy sent this to me. “LOLSpeak: The Grammar and Spelling Police’s worst nightmare” with a black cat! From Julie: “From a local Mexican restaurant. This was after they had to remake my food three times because they kept putting cheese on it, even though I told them several times that I cannot have dairy. PS […]