Archive for the ‘netspeak’ Category

FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF collage screenshots: Drugs, sex, crabs, and farts!

July 19, 2017

FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF screenshot collage #1: Lenna to her father King Tycoon: “Off to the crack-house again?” Captain Faris: “I just dropped a load… in my pants…” Boco the Chocobo: “Yeah, you best be getting your fat ass off me, biatch!” Lenna to Bartz: “I supoose you’ll want me to repay you with sexual […]

Cummingtonite, supporting gay rights, Jon being sporified, foreign cheese use

October 11, 2016

Imgur was stuck on loading for a while this morning, but it worked again a bit later. Phew! From I Fucking Love Science: Cummingtonite is a real mineral, I swear! From Julie via Scary and Creepy Facts: “You support gay rights, so you must be gay.” I support animal rights. Do I look like a […]

No LOLSpeak! / Bad LETTUCE spelling! / Winnipeg is the murder capital of Canada!

September 29, 2016

Candy sent this to me. “LOLSpeak: The Grammar and Spelling Police’s worst nightmare” with a black cat! From Julie: “From a local Mexican restaurant. This was after they had to remake my food three times because they kept putting cheese on it, even though I told them several times that I cannot have dairy. PS […]

Alfstan, supporting good grammar, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and April O’Neil

September 8, 2016

Colin, Keri, and Xeria meet up with Alfstan in the Cairo desert! I got this signature from the SNES9x forums: Chatspeak is bad! Type out your damn words! From Wesley: The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and April O’Neil!

Not being a people-pleaser, anger management meetings, making things idiot-proof

July 29, 2016

I’m sick and tired of being a “people pleaser.” Now I’m a “me pleaser.” I’m going to do what I want to do, and what makes me happy. You don’t like it? There’s the door. Tweety Bird: I was supposed to go to anger management meetings, but those people just piss me off! Make it […]

Dinning chairs / Twelve sets of twins in 2012! / I’m just me! / Candles and love

July 26, 2016

From Julie: Dinning chairs?! I didn’t know the chairs would assail everyone with loud noises! From Ripley’s Believe It Or Not: Ruth Regina of Miami, Florida, sells custom wigs for dogs?! The 2012 graduating class of a high school in Snellville, Georgia had 12 sets of twins?! Gray whales are bottom feeders! They suck food […]

Pho and Fraser / Doctor: “Start killing people!” / Someone loves you / Patience

April 3, 2016

Steph emailed us this picture of Lisa feeding noodles to the baby: Apparently, Fraser is a fan of Pho! Today, my doctor told me to start killing people! Okay, not in those words… he said I needed to reduce the stress in my life… SAME THING! Someone who really loves you, sees what a mess […]

Get off the grocery store computer terminals! (dream) / Candy hearts + Dr. Phil

February 15, 2016

I had a dream where I was going around a store compiling a possible grocery list in my basket, even though I had only $5 on me: on-sale bottled water, on-sale toilet paper, on-sale candy, and more! Then Julie S. saw me and said that I had to get off the computer terminals at the […]

The Hammock Test / Typing “u” and “ur”

August 20, 2015

OCDL Note: I now have 606 categories, as I’ve just added “liked posts” and deleted “Jaymi.” You Are Connected You live a very mindful life, and you pay close attention to the world around you. You are aware. Even when you are alone, you are engaging your senses fully. You never feel too isolated. You […]

Subway subs / Grumpy Cat on Netspeak / Poor grammar dangerous to your sex life!

August 4, 2015

What Subway Sub Are You? You Are the Veggie Delite Sub You are a complicated and sometimes inscrutable person. No one gets the things you do – including the food that you order. You seem like you always like to keep things simple, but that’s not really the case. You are always adding layers of […]