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Correcting grammar is NOT ableist or classist… / Fritz Onion is a name?!

January 10, 2020

There was snow today! (Beckett stacking: SO CUTE!) From multiple Discord servers on September 24, 2019: No, Tabasco Guy, you said QUEUE when you obviously meant CUE. You’re an idiot. If “blocking” me on there makes you “feel better,” go ahead since it won’t actually make any difference. (Shiwa’s server) No, Don Cherry’s Suits in […]

Zoom! Blankets! Mine! Ladybug! Please! / Beckett’s balls! / CREATIVE CURSING?!

January 7, 2020

After COFFEE TIME, I went out at 2:40 on a 401 to help with the kids, but decided to stop by the post office first to mail stuff to Steph and Joan for $4.38 only! It was sort of quick, no thanks to someone wanting to check out her post office box while mailing stuff! […]

WOMEN, not womxn! ARE YOU STUPID AND A SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE?!

December 28, 2019

From Reddit on August 3, 2019: WOMEN does not need to be censored to “womxn,” Bebacksoonish! Are you a special snowflake?! Never mind “gender identity” of ALL possible readers…

What I gave for Christmas 2019!

December 27, 2019

THIS ENTRY IS ALLOWED TO HAVE NON-ALIGNED TAGS. What I gave for Christmas 2019! * lots of Christmas cards and Christmas stuff for my real-life friends! [Windel Advent calendar for Jeremy, Wendel Advent calendar and Delecto assorted dark chocolate box for white Eric, stuffed Santa dog / hot cocoa Hershey’s Kisses / Advent calendars for […]

Fake meaningful POUTINE tattoo! / Fertility, Pennsylvania?! / Noodle, Texas?!

December 24, 2019

It is Christmas Eve today! From Julie: Wanting a small tattoo that has lots of meaning to you. LIVE? No, let’s get a fake tattoo of POUTINE and a heart, obviously written on yourself with marker! There’s a town called NOODLE, Texas?! Julie M. lives near a town called Fertility, Pennsylvania?!

Peppermint and candy cane dragons, blue sky dragon, red dragon, Kwame Kilpatrick

December 22, 2019

From Krista: Peppermint dragon or candy cane dragon! From Skulls and Bones 2.0, Julie M., and Dragons: BLUE SKY DRAGON! From Julie: A red dragon wax candle! PyroPet Candles! Dreki Dragon wax candle which melts to a metallic skeleton! From Youtube: Kwame Malik Kilpatrick?!

How Will I Die? Devoured by Republicans?! 9Gag generators!

December 21, 2019

The Canucks played the Penguins tonight at 7, and s. From 9Gag: How Will I Die? Devoured by Republicans?! Mike would be Buried Alive by Justin Bieber! My ex-friend Jimmy would be Suffocated by Living! HAHAHA!

Tyheisah?! / ENCHANTED FOREST penis cake! / Go find your own place!

December 20, 2019

From Julie M. and DR. PHIL: Tyheisah?! From a 2012 conversation with Jamie and Matt on birthday cakes, tree birthday cake, and penis cake: ENCHANTED FOREST cake on Flickr! For context: The FINAL FANTASY IV Troia swimming girls GO FIND YOUR OWN PLACE picture!

Jussie Smollett and Jurnee Smollett-Bell?! / St. Ives pear nectar and soy!

December 19, 2019

The Canucks played the Knights tonight at 7, and s. From Reddit: Jussie Smollett and Jurnee Smollett-Bell?! Jussie is a stupid enough nickname for Justin (does it really NEED a cute nickname?!), but JURNEE is a very bad spelling of JOURNEY. St. Ives pear nectar and soy body wash!

Fuck off… no Merry Christmas! / Sunglasses dragon / Nine Christmas dragons!

December 16, 2019

Chocolate-covered almonds for Chocolate-Covered Anything Day today on December 16! From Julie and I Think My Virginity Is Growing Back: I’m afraid to offend anyone by wishing them a Merry Christmas, so I’m telling everyone I see to fuck off. From Julie: A cool green dragon with sunglasses! Christmas Dragon 1… a brown dragon in […]