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Satan’s Kingdom, Massachusetts?! / Stabbing a guy! / Enlarged Canucks icon 2!

November 7, 2019

COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played Chicago today at 5:30, and lost 5-2… the Blackhawks didn’t even need the TWO EMPTY-NET GOALS to defeat us! Satan’s Kingdom, Massachusetts?! There’s also one in Vermont. Satan’s Kingdom, Vermont?! From Janina: If you want something you’ve never had, you have to do something you’ve never done. Maybe stab a […]

Winnie the Pooh taking a poop at lunch and at work!

November 7, 2019

At least I texted Frances yesterday to wish her a happy early birthday! Auntie Bessy wants to meet up with me for breakfast tomorrow at 9 AM near Kam Do Bakery. Sure, I guess so. Winnie the Pooh on Reddit: Taking a poop on your lunch break vs. taking a poop after clocking in for […]

DRAGON BALL Z model toy, Chinese red dragon, Yaohan Mall dragon, time change

November 4, 2019

I GOT MY REPLACEMENT BUS PASS / COMPASS CARD IN THE MAIL TODAY! I immediately registered that fucker, of course, and was relieved that the old one had been blocked. I also showered and did some laundry. From Julie: I love turning the clocks back so it gets dark by 4 PM, said no one […]

No-Name Halloween 2019 tagging! / What’s Your Monster Movie?

October 31, 2019

From Julie: No-Name Halloween 2019 tagging! Michael the Contractor, Small Fish Woman, Alive Toy, Garbage Troll, Hulking Maniac, Private School Child with Stick, Cheese Pervert, and Space Dog. From Gregg’s for Halloween 2013: What’s Your Monster Movie? Beware! The Disco Hairy Werewolves!

Bameron?! / Telly Zelly?! / Using the restroom at work! / Wash Your Nuts!

October 29, 2019

From Julie M. and DR. PHIL: Bameron?! From Julie M. and DR. PHIL: Telly Zelly?! The obscene phrase was “suck my dick” – why get that tattooed AT ALL, let alone on your forehead?! From Julie M. and DR. PHIL: Larz?! From Julie: How people use the restroom at work, or in any public place… […]

Poop Emoji Graduation A+ Lollipop!

October 28, 2019

Poop Emoji Graduation A+ Lollipop!

North Pole, Alaska?! / North Pole, New York?! / MS. LEAKEY IS FREAKY?! WHAT?!

October 26, 2019

Time to shower! North Pole, Alaska?! There’s also one in New York. North Pole, New York?! From Julie: MS. LEAKEY IS FREAKY?!

Moon, Pennsylvania?! / Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116 as Albin?!

October 20, 2019

COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played the Rangers today at 10 AM again because of MORE “lovely” East Coast scheduling, and won 3-2 in a crazy game even though they lost the shutout bid thanks to Trouba! Moon, Pennsylvania?! Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116, pronounced as Albin?! From Not Always Right: The Earth revolves around the sun! This might upset […]

Ionosphere Torres?! / Dipping Vagisil / Mexicans, Xanax, panic attacks / Turkey!

October 14, 2019

Today is Thanksgiving 2019, and I showered today! Nate from the r/Canucks Discord server blocked me because apparently I was going to bring up that autistic 14-year-old’s following him to his house no matter how he felt about it. Yes, of course I will because IT’S DANGEROUS, you freshly-minted 19-year-old who thinks you’re hot shit! […]

Thanksgiving 2019 dinner! / Lost bus pass again?! / Beckett and waving! / Books!

October 13, 2019

Today is No Bra Day! After COFFEE TIME, I went out at 3:10 on a 407 to go to the family Thanksgiving Dinner. Killed time at Shoppers Drug Mart by buying on-sale M and Ms in Hazelnut Spread flavor, on-sale Life store brand honey lemon cough drops (the pharmacy students didn’t understand the word “lozenge”…), […]