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What I got for Christmas 2018!

January 3, 2019

What I got for Christmas 2018! * lots of online wishes! (Discord people, Andre S., Helen Y., Alice P., Nita F., Wilf C., Jackie M., Itamar R., Wes J., Scott C., Victor R., Ryan B., Julie M., Daniel T.) * Random stuff from Mom and Dad, inside a Lush Cosmetics North America bag: A Spirit […]

Deb and eyedrops! / Scrapped Robot on the MOTHER 3 Highway! I AM A BROKEN ROBOT!

December 28, 2018

Deb called me at 1:25 to see about my post-surgery care. Yes, I’m welcome to stay there for about a week for company purposes. The medicine dosage instructions do seem complicated, that’s for sure! At 2:30, I called the pharmacy next door to see if my prescription was ready – the Lotemax Gel / Prolensa […]

LOQI bags! / Purdy’s! / Xmas dinner! / Someone’s cookies gave Santa the shits!

December 25, 2018

After COFFEE TIME, I went to Jon and Harmony’s at 2:05 on a 401 with the Charlotte’s holiday butter cookies and EMOJI MOVIE Memory Matching cards / Mega Bloks Smash Stunt Zeg truck for Hiero’s birthday. We had golden beets, salad with walnuts and other garnishes, cauliflower, potatoes, eggnog, cookies, and other things as part […]

I wanted a pony, not a baby! / Vaginas are NOT cuckoos! USE COOCH!

December 23, 2018

Little kid: “But I told Santa I wanted a PONY!” Instead, she gets a baby!

Wonton mein, Hainanese chicken, Skyr yogurt, fun mail, errors, cheap presents!

December 19, 2018

I discovered redrum last night – UGH! After I had COFFEE TIME, Barry picked me up at 11:50 and we went banking and to Price Smart. I got on-sale Uncle Ben’s rice x3 (Mushroom / Tomato and Herb / Jambalaya), Nissin black garlic oil noodles / BulJjamppong Korean beef seafood noodles / Paldo Volcano Chicken […]

Jimmy again?! / Breakfart voucher! / Salt and pepper handheld devices!

December 13, 2018

Why do I bother talking to certain people?! I shouldn’t have done that last night, but at least I had the last word this time. From Engrish.com: Here’s a breakfart voucher! “Please present this voucher before breakfart.” HAHAHAHA! From Engrish.com: Salt and pepper handheld devices are food now?!

Julie and my musical hockey Christmas card of 2018!

December 12, 2018

Julie got my musical Christmas card and skull stickers today! I called Barry to complain about Hester’s harassment, then he called me back at 3:55 to say that the insurance clause was buried in the lease, so I’d have to get it. UGH! I also showered and did laundry tonight. Julie got my musical hockey […]

Mr. T saving the MOTHER 3 party from the tunnel at night with a story!

December 8, 2018

SONG AND ERRANDS COINCIDENCE, OH MY! I went to H and M at 12 on a 401, but they HADN’T put my sweatpants on hold last night… ugh! They had to get a runner employee to find the sweatpants. Thank goodness that one of the three sweatpants had the right style number (06365 868), so […]

Poop piledriver and Xmas ornaments! / Where is the toilet paper on this island?

December 6, 2018

From Julie: Poop pillows, poop Christmas ornaments, poop piledriver, and a poopee cushion! From Janina: Where’s the toilet paper on this island surrounded by water in the middle of nowhere?

HOLIDAY WISHES 2018!

November 26, 2018

It’s been an interesting year in the Vancouver area. I’ve been doing this Holiday_Wishes thing for fourteen years! Email me at flamsterina @ gmail.com for my address, please. I enjoy seeing what the community can do! 1. Christmas cards and postcards: Yay for mail from around the world which isn’t bills or junk! 2. Instant […]