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Chocolate cake, DEATH RAIN habanero chips, Steam Whistle mug, old mug, sunflower

March 28, 2020

I showered and then had to do MORE laundry on the third floor because my grey sweatshirt somehow got damp from laying it on the carpet! Edit at 12:10 AM – Paulo came over at 11:55, and has already found TWO dead mice on glue traps in the corner! No wonder I smelled something decomposing […]

Reddit Yearly Awards 1 to 14!

March 23, 2020

Me: Reddit New User! CyanPlum: Reddit One-Year Club! Cat1832: Reddit Two-Year Club! Me: Reddit Three-Year Club! CallMeZara: Reddit Four-Year Club! Me: Reddit Five-Year Club! CIsForCondom: Reddit Six-Year Club! AdreeIsADyno: Reddit Seven-Year Club! TareXMD: Reddit Eight-Year Club! FlyingFox12: Reddit Nine-Year Club! RidePlanet: Reddit Ten-Year Club! Larsa: Reddit Eleven-Year Club! HonestBleeps: Reddit Twelve-Year Club! MikeNice1: Reddit Thirteen-Year […]

A “back massager”?! / JAXTON?! / K-Mart Café! Little Caesar’s! / Emptying a dog?

February 26, 2020

I had a dream where my Discord UK friend Red and his wife Mrs. Weird had a LOT of kids (possibly on Duggar / Radford level with 20 or 22 kids!) in an exchange with the other side of the world, and some older kids smoked, and it was snowing, and someone hid a chocolate […]

Heart-shaped steak, a Nicolas Cage pillowcase, losing a Canucks game Grim Reaper

February 10, 2020

The Canucks played the Predators tonight at 7, and started off Sedin Week with a 6-2 WIN! Markus Naslund, Henrik and Daniel Sedin, Trevor Linden, and Stan Smyl were all in the building for Sedin Week! Pavel Bure also had a message! From Julie: Most girls on Valentine’s Day want roses, chocolate, jewelry, and lingerie. […]

Mr. Noodles! / Penguin and snow socks! / Forty Fort and Ransom, Pennsylvania?!

January 14, 2020

Harmony and I cancelled Nephew Time because of the snowy weather warning today. COFFEE TIME after I went out briefly to London Drugs in the freezing weather and extremely light snow to get Mr. Noodles beef / chicken / spicy chicken packs! The Canucks played Winnipeg today at 5, and lost 4-0 including an empty-netter… […]

What I got for Christmas 2019!

January 3, 2020

* Lea D. (plop_O) from Reddit: a Christmas card * Eric M.: Seattle Chocolates truffles in a Woodland Cheer gift box * Jon and Harmony: Pure Nail Spa gift card and a photo card * Christy C. (snoopdawg): a Christmas card * Julie M. (moonshar): a Christmas card * surprise Toasties Totes slipper socks x2 […]

Cards Received, 2019!

December 29, 2019

Special 2019 (1) * Nepenthes: “Flamsterette_X, I hope this feminist BEFORE YOU ASK, THE ANSWER IS NO pin makes its way quickly to you. Thank you for rehoming her. 🙂 Enjoy. My name’s Latin for a type of pitcher plant.” * s Birthday 2019 (3) * Julie: “Happy birthday to you! Here’s to many more […]

WOMEN, not womxn! ARE YOU STUPID AND A SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE?!

December 28, 2019

From Reddit on August 3, 2019: WOMEN does not need to be censored to “womxn,” Bebacksoonish! Are you a special snowflake?! Never mind “gender identity” of ALL possible readers…

Made in Vachina! / Animal skull bonsai trees! / Cute cat glass tea mug!

December 26, 2019

The Canucks played the Sharks tonight at 7:30, and s. From Scott C. in CANUCKS NATION: A baby wearing a MADE IN VACHINA bib. “Really, Dad?” From Julie M. and I Love Skulls: Animal skull bonsai trees weave life and death together in darkly beautiful art. From Julie M. and Amazon: A Carlie cute cat […]

Recreating the Nativity scene! / Cut and Shoot, Texas?! / True Thompson?!

December 15, 2019

COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played Vegas today at 5, and lost 6-3. This is how to recreate the Nativity scene with Coke cans and Camel cigarettes when you’re really broke! From Pete: Cut and Shoot is the name of a Texas town?! What a great name! Khloe Kardashian named her daughter TRUE?!