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Black dragon of death, peacock dragon, liking lotion in baskets, dragon necklace

May 22, 2017

It’s Victoria Day today! To cap off my long weekend, I watched these two Connecticut guys are trying Canadian junk food from Vancouver! Coffee Crisp, Mars Bars in Maple flavor, Smarties, ketchup Doritos, ketchup Lay’s, Maynards Canada wine gums / Swedish Berries, AERO Canada bars, Kraft Dinner, OMG’s Candy clusters, All-Dressed Ruffles Canada chips, Hawkins […]

Time spent on her knees?! / Cool three-headed red dragon! / Water dragon!

May 14, 2017

From Reddit: Here’s a WTF Mother’s Day 2016 church sign from the First Baptist Church in Laingsburg, Michigan! The best gift a mother can give is time spent on her knees. Three-headed red dragon! Water dragon!

Vanessa and Jason’s birthday dinner at Anton’s!

April 16, 2017

Jason’s birthday is April 1. After COFFEE TIME, I went out at 5 to meet Vanessa and Jason at Joyce Station by 6:30, I brought the peanut butter / peppermint Whittakers chocolate bars, the carrot cake Hershey’s Kisses, and the birthday cards! I just managed to get the 407, just missed a Canada Line train, […]

RCMP officers and Doughnuts / Giant smiley faces in the way / Harry Hollywood

April 10, 2017

In COLINBOUND 1, Colin and Madam Hex have to defeat four RCMP officers at the Selkirk police station so the path to Lockport can be unblocked. When they turn back to normal, they drop Doughnuts, hahaha! On their way to Red River from Lockport in COLINBOUND 1, Colin and Madam Hex see this smiley face […]

Brookside Merlot Blackcurrant, Chardonnay Grape Peach, Häagen-Dazs Spirits

April 3, 2017

Last night, I asked Vanessa whether she and Jason were allergic or sensitive to chocolate, peppermint, or peanut butter. She said no, but thanked me for being thoughtful. I wouldn’t want to give them anything they can’t or won’t eat, of course! I went out at 4:10 today to get my prescription at the pharmacy […]

I’m getting changed! Don’t come in! / 666 experience points! / Creek Stewart

March 22, 2017

I showered and paid my Shaw bill online today. In COLINBOUND 2, Colin / Keri / Madam Hex try to get in backstage to see the Factory Boys without talking to the girl wandering around the Kuber Theater in Lockport. They knock on the door. “I’m changing my clothes now. Don’t come in!” In COLINBOUND […]

Harmony’s birthday dinner! Stout, cheese, the time, train rides, and more!

March 19, 2017

After COFFEE TIME, I left at 5:10 to make it to Oakridge in time for Harmony’s family birthday dinner. Of course I had the limited-edition ketchup Doritos chips, a birthday card, the Lindt white chocolate truffles, and the Bija direct trade organic chocolate x2 (Peruvian Incaberry / Cayenne and Wild Ginger) for Harmony’s birthday. When […]

Glitched-out GIFTMEN CHRONICLES, a crashed sleigh, Evil Santa in a bathtub

March 13, 2017

The Canucks played the Bruins at 7 tonight, and lost 6-3. Markus Granlund had two goals, but that dirty rat Brad Marchand had a hat trick, one goal of which was into the empty net! MOTHER 2.5 THE GIFTMEN CHRONICLES is glitched-out, too! I think all the existing files or patches of this game are […]

Very fat man in Onett bakery, Mr. Saturn’s face in a D, not going through stuff

March 9, 2017

The Canucks played the Islanders at 7 tonight; Troy Stetcher scored to make it 3-3 with twenty seconds left in the game, so it went to overtime. The final score was 4-3 for New York. In MR. SATURN IN QUEST OF HAT, Mr. Saturn and Jeff see this very fat man in the Onett bakery. […]

More random text, Chao Valley, a rare Broken Antenna, River Rocket Blue Oliver

February 25, 2017

The Canucks (of whom five have the mumps!) played the Sharks at 7 tonight, and lost 4-1. In BOZOBOUND, Bozo / Paige / Robot talk to this woman by the tent in Cirque de Town, who has this to say: “More random text.” Whoever hacked this game didn’t thoroughly change all the text, obviously! Bozo, […]