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No Shiwa! / Functioning adults! / Lorenzen and Sherra Wright? / Harvest Chicken!

April 14, 2020

I discovered redrum today – UGH! I also officially left Shiwa’s Discord server. Too bad for them! They won’t have the Fire Dragon anymore! Went to the pharmacy next door at 11 now that they’re actually OPEN to refill my prescription and buy some extra-strength Tylenol (100 tablets) for $16.79 in case I need to […]

Emrald Johnson?! / No spare smokes downtown! / Royal Jelly?! / Interruptions!

December 6, 2019

I called Chrystal at work, and we are ON for this evening! Yay! From Youtube: I suppose CeCe is okay, but Emrald Johnson?! BAD SPELLING OF EMERALD! I saw this on Reddit on February 23, and instantly thought of Glenn! When you have to go downtown for the day…. wear a T-shirt that says, “I […]

69,420 days from August 20, 2019 until April 20, 2069?! / Mentos and more!

August 20, 2019

From the r/hockey Discord server: There are 69,420 days from August 20, 2019 until April 20, 2069?! Mint Chewy Dragees Mentos! Clorets gum! Arctic Frost Mentos chewing gum! Wintergreen Icebreakers mints! Cinnamon Icebreakers mints! Cherry Berry Splash / Strawberry Icebreakers Sours! Thanks for the birthday 2010 gift, Mom and Dad! Cheese Nips crackers! Thanks for […]

Police Constable Rob Banks?! / Tarasha Benjamin?! / Blue Ball, Pennsylvania?!

July 26, 2019

I showered and did laundry today. Thought I’d lost a dry sock, but found it in the hallway outside my apartment… phew! From John’s True Crime group: This Avon and Somerset police constable is named Rob Banks?! From Reddit and r/UnresolvedMysteries: Tarasha Benjamin?! Didn’t her mother say it out loud before the birth and realize […]

Pridewing Wyvern dragon poop! / Natalee Holloway?! / Stephany Flores Ramirez?!

July 1, 2019

From Julie: WORLD OF WARCRAFT has a poop-themed quest about killing six Pridewing Wyvern dragons! “We have a little problem. Jibbly points to the large turds covering the base. We built the Sludgewerks near a wyvern habitat. Now our initial blueprints for the Sludgewerks were drawn up so as not to disturb the wyvern habitat […]

Happy Tau Day! Double Pi Day! / Grammar Nazi / Mallex Smith?! / Wynter Turner?!

June 28, 2019

I went to the eye clinic at 9:45 on a 401 (which I got just in time) for the six-week followup today at 10:45 after COFFEE TIME (20/30 vision is a good improvement even if I can’t read fine print), then had lunch at Yaohan before seeing Rachel at the Caring Place for the last […]

The Colorado balloon boy’s name is FALCON?! / Vernelle Sebastian is a GUY?!

June 2, 2019

I showered and did laundry today. The Colorado balloon boy’s name is FALCON?! From Julie M. and JUDGE JUDY: Vernelle Sebastian is a guy, and the plaintiff’s former friend?!

Greg McKegg?! / Mehboob Hassan?! / SHORT-TERM VISUAL INFORMATION FORGETTING?!

March 24, 2019

The Canucks played Columbus at 7 tonight, and lost 5-0 for a dubious record of ten shutouts this season so far, which is the most in the NHL. From The Blog of Funny Names: Greg McKegg?! Bonus: He wore 69 for the Toronto Maple Leafs! From Quotes, Fun, and Sarcasm: Mehboob Hassan?! From my Endlessly […]

5-1 win! / Chicwanda Forbes?! WHAT A BAD NAME!

February 2, 2019

The Canucks played the Avs at 7 tonight, and won 5-1. I also showered today. From FOR MY MAN: Chicwanda Forbes?!

Tenecia and JASEN?! / DeAsia?! / Kermit Butts, Mirinda Boob, and Sam Boob!

December 26, 2018

From Julie: Tenecia and JASEN?! That doesn’t even make it more unique since it’s still pronounced the same way as JASON! From Julie: DeAsia?! Julie says it’s not even pronounced “Day-sha.” It’s literally pronounced “Dee-Asia”! What?! From Youtube: Kermit BUTTS was arrested for the murder of Sam BOOB! HAHAHAHA! Also, MIRINDA Boob has a bad […]