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Samyang curry terrorist noodles, OREGON TRAIL coronavirus, SHE and HER

April 1, 2020

Overpriced lemon-mint hand sanitizer! It’s April Fools Day 2020 today. UGH! I went out at 5:35 on a 407 to do some shopping at London Drugs. Then I got NEW All Clean lemon-mint spray hand sanitizer for $2 cheaper than the pharmacy next door, on-sale Natural Choice multi-purpose printer paper, on-sale HERSHEY’S cookies and cream […]

Bird-In-Hand, Pennsylvania?! / Marvyn Benoit?! BAD SPELLING OF MARVIN!

March 7, 2020

It’s World Book Day today! The SFX Off-Topic group will NOT get a reminder this year for everybody to change their clocks for Daylight Saving Time. International members get too stroppy because “not everyone is in the United States [I could say the same to YOU since I’m in Canada!]” and “we changed our clocks […]

Cordia, bear hugs vs. bare hugs, a grammar sheriff, ever-vigilant Spelling Nazis

March 4, 2020

It’s NATIONAL GRAMMAR DAY today… MY FAVORITE! Aimee Vanderkarr tried adding one of my alteregos – DENIED! I had a dream where the London Drugs was being changed into a Shoppers Drug Mart, complete with fences blocking off our access. Beckett came up to me and said, “Beckett comes here every day to eat junk […]

Markwayne Mullin, Nancie Camello, Cloey Pitcher, Kerrin Place, Thaddeus Hughes

February 27, 2020

COFFEE TIME! I finally got through to Pure Nail Bar so I could use the pedicure gift card from Jon and Harmony from Christmas. Next Tuesday afternoon at 2:30 works as long as I’m in the area anyway. Gotta build in that buffer time in case something happens! The Canucks played the Senators today at […]

Dynel Lane attacked a pregnant woman, then got sentenced to 100 years in prison!

February 23, 2020

From Youtube: Dynel Lane?!

NAKED! / Friends-only banners: Crab baby and pentagram, lemon, Matt Good’s RICO

February 22, 2020

In exactly two years, it’ll be 2/2/22! WHAT A NUMERIC COINCIDENCE! The Toronto Maple Leafs lost 6-3 to the Carolina Hurricanes’ Zamboni driver David Ayres playing an emergency goalie role! HAHAHAHA! The Canucks played the Bruins tonight at 7, and WON 9-3! Tyler Toffoli got two goals! From Reddit: The referees have unveiled new uniforms […]

Terminating Rishu, Document Destruction, fire restroom exit, Blenz teddy bear

February 14, 2020

After COFFEE TIME, I had to go out to Knightsbridge at 10:45 AM on a 414 to see Rishu at Touchstone at 12 noon, which meant that it took up three hours of my day AGAIN since it was way past Cambie and Jacombs! I had made up my mind to terminate our professional relationship […]

Heart-shaped steak, a Nicolas Cage pillowcase, losing a Canucks game Grim Reaper

February 10, 2020

The Canucks played the Predators tonight at 7, and started off Sedin Week with a 6-2 WIN! Markus Naslund, Henrik and Daniel Sedin, Trevor Linden, and Stan Smyl were all in the building for Sedin Week! Pavel Bure also had a message! From Julie: Most girls on Valentine’s Day want roses, chocolate, jewelry, and lingerie. […]

Spruce Springclean carpet cleaning?! Pump N Munch?! / CELERY FOR YOUR COLON?!

February 8, 2020

The Canucks played Calgary tonight at 7, and lost 6-2, including an empty-netter… the first time we’ve lost four games in a row since November 10! I banned Richard C. Wilson for laughing at my official admin warning telling him to type with proper spelling and punctuation in the Fearsome Canucks Fans Facebook group. My […]

Ambrosia Jones?! / Rhythm Pacheco?! / Skeletal animal figurines: DRAGON!

January 30, 2020

A handyman came by unexpectedly at 12:30 with caulk to spackle my bathroom walls, which I’d mentioned to Hester last week. He also had noticed my shower tile apparently “needed” to be repaired too, which was fine by me, and he left by 1. The bad bathroom wall is here: From Julie and Beauty Insider: […]