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Paisley Boney IV?! / Leviticus 20:13, Canada, gay marriage, and marijuana!

September 8, 2019

SHOWER TIME and COFFEE TIME! Paisley Boney IV?! From Julie and Only in Canada Memes: Leviticus 20:13 says, “If a man lies with another man, he should be stoned.” After legalizing gay marriage, Canada legalized marijuana as well. Now you are legally allowed to get stoned while having gay sex. Canada is the first country […]

Marzel, Keyheshia, Amiri, Je’Keia, and Prince?! / Stefvon is Steph’s father?!

September 6, 2019

After a shower and some green tea, I decided to go out today at 12:45 on a 401 to redeem my free two-topping individual pizza for my anniversary of signing up for Boston Pizza deals online. I had to fight with the app and the website and typos before I could register MyBP on my […]

Poop emoji helium balloons! / A book: HOW TO IMPRESS GIRLS WITH POWER FARTING?!

August 24, 2019

From Melissa and Buzzfeed Canada: Poop emoji helium balloons! From Pete and Will Williams: A book called HOW TO IMPRESS GIRLS WITH POWER FARTING?!

Fluffy poop emoji slippers! / Shitterton, Dorset, England?! / POTTY TIME!

August 16, 2019

Today is National Rum Day! This morning, I realized that the toilet wasn’t filling up AGAIN, so I called Hester. Thank goodness it’s Friday! She insisted that the toilet had been fixed by the handyman – yes, and toilet shenanigans are happening AGAIN. “Maybe today, maybe next week,” she said. I also had to explain […]

Storm Duck?! / Rolland Harry, Garnet White, Blaire Paulhus, and Ronalds Kenins?!

August 14, 2019

Storm Duck?! From the Fearsome Vancouver Canucks Fans: Rolland Harry?! BAD SPELLING OF ROLAND! From the Fearsome Vancouver Canucks Fans: Garnet White?! Two colors! From the Fearsome Vancouver Canucks Fans: Blaire Paulhus?! Blair with an E on the end?! RONALDS Kenins used to play for the Canucks?!

$5 pizza! / Catch! Piano! / Quinn Hughes, Brock Boeser, and Elias Petterson!

August 12, 2019

After COFFEE TIME, I went out at 2:10 to get to Boston Pizza for their $5 individual pizza deal TODAY. While I was there, I got a text from Jon wanting to know if I could come at 4:30 instead. Sure, I’ll just kill more time than usual since it was two hours out at […]

Egypt Covington?! / Cherkeiray “Neno” Jones and Tyisha Stocking-Paysinger?!

August 9, 2019

After SHOWER TIME, I went to see Rishu at Touchstone at 2 today. Thank goodness that she was understanding about yesterday and was able to get me in today because of a cancellation! I browsed Richmond Public Market for a while – no food was appealing. Went to London Drugs for NEW Dare Foods Cookie […]

Books you can wear! DRESS! / Dalton Thrower North Van?! / Jujhar Khaira Surrey?!

August 3, 2019

Today is National Watermelon Day! 😀 From Krista and Michael King: Books you can wear! A book dress! Dalton Thrower is from North Vancouver?! Jujhar Khaira is from Surrey?!

Nipsey Hussle is dead?! / Vernon Fiddler?! / Kyle Chipchurra?! / Raffi Torres?!

August 2, 2019

From Reddit and r/TrueCrimeDiscussion: Nipsey Hussle?! Vernon Fiddler?! Kyle Chipchurra?! Raffi Torres used to play for the Canucks?!

Syncere Friends was in the news?! / Stryker Trahan and Mark Appel baseball?!

July 30, 2019

Before Paulo dropped by to share the Gizella mango cheesecake, I took a shower and threw some stuff away in the old Nester’s Market reusable bag. He showed up at 4; of course I didn’t mind if he rested on the couch while talking about Darryl, Nate, Steve’s new car, Jeff inviting him out for […]