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WHY GRIZZLY BEARS SHOULD WEAR UNDERPANTS! / Laksa, salad, smoothies, and ZOOP!

July 19, 2018

After COFFEE TIME, I left at 2 on a 401 to make it to Jon’s by 2:30 or so. Ayler asked me whether I brought chocolate this time – nope, because I chose not to, despite what he said about how that wasn’t true. He also told me that Jon said I had to fill […]

Friday the 13th and Arnold Schoenberg! / Chardonnay Beaver?! / Rae is a guy?!

July 13, 2018

Fun fact from my UNCANNY BATHROOM READER #29: Classical composer Arnold Schoenberg feared the number 13… and died on Friday, July 13, 1951. It’s National French Fry Day AND Friday the 13th today! Chardonnay Beaver?! From Julie: Since when is Rae a GUY’s name?!

Reverend Hobbit Forrest?! / Adonis, Tanika, Tierra, Ay’Vah, and Brittanie?!

July 3, 2018

I showered today. Reverend Hobbit Forrest?! From Julie: Adonis?! That should really be left to books and mythology… From Julie: Tanika?! (T A N I K A) I almost misread that as Tanka… From Julie: Tierra?! From Julie: Ay’Vah?! From Julie: Brittanie?!

UNO poop-themed card game, dancing poop with music, gnome on the throne

June 29, 2018

What a stressful morning! Dad emailed me at 10 to say that I could have lunch with them because they had more stuff for me. I simply said I couldn’t make it, because “I’ve eaten already” could mean “oh, it’s just breakfast” in their little minds. Then I called Barry – who was at a […]

Gandalf Hernandez?! / Another dentist appointment! / NO MORE SPENDING FOR NOW!

June 20, 2018

After DOUBLE COFFEE TIME, I left at 2:55 for my dentist appointment with Sean at 3:30. Turns out the extra half hour was to update my X-rays and digital paperless records! I overheard an older guy actually argue with Sean in the waiting room about how he didn’t have time to floss or brush his […]

Tuna Altuna?! / Toilet engaged! / Gamaliel, Khey’Juan, and Shakina are names?!

May 19, 2018

Last night, I reminded Eric that I needed a ride to and from Christon’s dinner on Monday, and luckily he can do this! I also showered today before making my pasta specialty. Tuna Altuna?! From Julie M. and Humour Feeds: Toilet engaged! Wow, huge congrats to the toilet! From Julie: Gamaliel?! Sounds like a character […]

A silver dragon with a skull sword! / Twins Bernic Lee and Breon Alston-Currie?!

May 12, 2018

I showered today. A silver dragon with a skull sword! From my FAST-ACTING LONG-LASTING Bathroom Reader #18: These twins were named Bernic Lee and Breon Alston-Currie?!

Mr. Saturn: Dakota, ladder fun, barley tea, shoe prints in face, and sweating!

April 23, 2018

As I was going to type a Facebook status this morning, my computer monitor blinked out! I called Eric after a few minutes, and he answered his phone, which I guess isn’t that surprising as it was 8:40 AM. I briefly described the situation, and he said that he might be able to stop by […]

STAR WARS Use The Force toilet decal – funny! / DOES IT FART? Animal flatulence!

April 14, 2018

From Julie M. and Wish: STAR WARS “Use The Force” toilet decal – funny! From Gizmodo and the r/hockey Discord server: DOES IT FART?: THE DEFINITIVE FIELD GUIDE TO ANIMAL FLATULENCE! Finally, there’s a book about which animals fart!

China’s professional fart smellers, poop emoji hat, shades of brown toilet paper

April 5, 2018

I called Chrystal at work to confirm our plans for tomorrow, and we’re on! I also left a message with Chinese Eric in case he wants to come over to watch tonight’s game: the last home game ever for the Sedin twins! From Pete and FART Is A Four-Letter Word: “Professional Fart Smeller” is a […]