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Kai Drawwater, Katrin Schirmir, Kristen Parlee, Keera Ann Fox, Keesha Turner

August 18, 2017

Jon sent me a Facebook message at 9:40 about possibly helping with the kids on Monday afternoon, and mentioned that he’d let Harmony arrange Wednesday with me. Sure, why not? That reminded me to call Barry AGAIN at 11:45 to see if I could change our appointment time since that’s also on Wednesday. This time, […]

Happy Birthday, Chinese Eric! / How To Love Yankees With A Clear Conscience?!

August 15, 2017

HAPPY 37th BIRTHDAY, CHINESE ERIC! Today is also Nephew #3 Fraser’s SECOND BIRTHDAY! Jon sent me a Facebook message about coming over tomorrow at about 12:15 since they could use my help in feeding and entertaining the kids before / during Jon’s teaching at 12:30. Ha! Good luck with feeding them lunch (or any meal, […]

I Was Tortured By The Pygmy Love Queen?! / Teddy Bear Cannibal Massacre?!

August 14, 2017

I headed out at 4:35 to the Boston Pizza $5 individual pizza deal event, where I got a Meateor individual pizza with some ice water. Then I went to Price Smart for on-sale Good Taste dumplings (Chicken / Cabbage and Cabbage / Pork), Campbell’s cream of mushroom soup x3, and Huy Fong rooster sriracha since […]

Talton English, Khristy Monigold, the Queen’s Diary in the Ancient Castle

August 14, 2017

Today is Left-Handers Day! I had to deal with a lot of online drama this morning, which involved some rude and condescending Penguins fan named Jennifer who thought that she had an IQ of 169, and that my “attitude problem” could be solved by talking to her. I don’t THINK so! Thank goodness Helen Y. […]

Kyrie Irving?! / Satan just wants to be your friend! / Books and JERSEY SHORE

August 12, 2017

From the r/hockey Discord server: Kyrie Irving plays for the Cleveland Cavaliers?! To me, Kyrie seems like a feminine name, and reminds me WAY too much of Kylie! Also reminds me of the Kyrie eleison… This is from Wesley, who thinks this looks like Dr. Andonuts from EARTHBOUND HALLOWEEN HACK. Satan: He just wants to […]

Licking barbecued sausages! / Depleting Doma Castle of Water Crystal energy!

August 9, 2017

I discovered redrum today – UGH! When I went for a nap, I dreamed of finding ZOGLOG (among other things) in a word search book. What?! From Janina: A dog is barbecuing sausages. “You want yours licked or not licked? Just kidding. They’re ALL licked.” In FINAL FANTASY VI: THE ETERNAL CRYSTALS, Kefka is preparing […]

The book of marmalade, Gogo as Emperor Zemus, walking across hot coals and Lego

August 4, 2017

Since I woke up at 7:30 AM, it was COFFEE TIME BY DEFAULT! Hester’s husband Ni and a suite inspector guy came by later at 10:35 for the annual suite inspection. I got the suite inspector guy (who said that the sink was losing its shine – DUH?!) to help me remove that dead mouse […]

Golden ice dragon, awesome dragon mug, Rebecca Groat, Revie Ishai, Rob Tonka

July 29, 2017

I went out at 1 on a C94 to go to the Brighouse Library mini book sale, which I’d heard about yesterday on Facebook Events, eventually buying Age of Iron (Angus Watson), The City Stained Red (Sam Sykes, who also happens to be Diana Gabaldon’s son!), The Dinosaur Lords (Victor Milan), The Awakened Mage (Karen […]

Love In The Time Of Cholesterol?! / MANIFOLD DESTINY?! / 450 Facebook friends!

July 28, 2017

LOVE IN THE TIME OF CHOLESTEROL?! MANIFOLD DESTINY?! The one! The only! GUIDE TO COOKING ON YOUR CAR ENGINE?! I’ve made 450 Facebook friends! Andrea in 2007, Chrissy in 2008, Julie S. in 2008, Holly in 2011, Pete in 2012, Dustin in 2013, Mikki in 2013, Michelle S. in 2014, and John Powell in 2015!

Cheese Problems Solved?! / Cunt Coloring Book?! / Ghouls Don’t Scoop Ice Cream!

July 27, 2017

I just got a blue screen of death when I was going to go to bed anyways – UGH! From my UNSINKABLE Bathroom Reader #21: CHEESE PROBLEMS SOLVED?! CUNT COLORING BOOK?! From the Ghouls Facebook page: GHOULS DON’T SCOOP ICE CREAM!