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Crave chicken enchiladas, Kraft Dinner Underwater Shapes, a starry green dragon

July 14, 2020

Today is Bastille Day! JP’s friend Steven Sanchez added me on my XENIA FRASER alterego – DENIED! Breakfast: Crave’s Creamy Chicken Enchiladas at 8 AM, thanks to my upstairs neighbors starting their day at 5 AM by taking a shower! Kraft Dinner Underwater Shapes for National Macaroni and Cheese Day today on July 14! Häagen […]

Blogthings: Mom type, having a 4D personality, NEVER HAVE I EVER character

July 3, 2020

What Type of Mom Are You? You Are The Free Range Mom! You are a firm believer in kids learning from their own mistakes (as long as everyone is relatively safe). Your kid doesn’t want to do homework tonight? Well, that’s a great lesson to be taught earlier rather than later in life. You don’t […]

Oxford comma, Washington, Lincoln, rhinoceros! / Keep Calm and listen to Queen!

June 16, 2020

I went to London Drugs at 1:25 on a 401 to get more on-sale $3 Dove body washes x4 (cucumber and green tea / plum and sakura blossom / coconut butter and cocoa butter / pomegranate and hibiscus tea), on-sale Wolfgang Puck soups x2 (Hearty Vegetable Barley / Hearty Lentil Vegetable), on-sale Secret socks x2, […]

Antioch dragon bookmark, Dalton the Animated Storytelling Dragon, bronze dragon

June 2, 2020

I was GOING to do my laundry at 5:30 after I showered, but I saw my selfish FUCKASS neighbor in the process of taking over the ENTIRE laundry room with her things! Apparently, she’s “watching” me – why don’t you watch your CLOCK and get your loads out ON TIME? You’re not the only one […]

Grammar Police badge, OCTOPI, abstinence 99.99% effective, 69% phone battery

May 25, 2020

My Lysol Click Gel for my toilet bowl has proved its usefulness. Just click it on the bowl, and I can forget about things! The gel just drops into the toilet bowl when it’s done its month-long supply, and can be flushed down through normal toilet use! Yay for flushable things! I noticed that when […]

Jatavious DeVore?! DeAnna DeVore?! Darrick Watkins Junior?! Weste?! SPELLING!

May 23, 2020

Eric H. and I texted about the 24-team NHL playoff format because of the suspension and coronavirus. Of course Chinese Eric might want to come over and watch some playoffs, and I’d be happy to have him here! HAHAHA! From Youtube: Jatavious DeVore and DeAnna DeVore?! Darrick Watkins, Junior?! BAD SPELLING OF DEREK! From Julie: […]

$2200 lake one-bedroom condo in Toronto, holographic fanny, and poop slippers!

May 5, 2020

From Julie: “One-Bedroom Condo in Toronto located next to the lake, $2200.” It’s a sponge in a bed-shaped sponge holder with some green apple Dawn dish detergent at the kitchen sink! From Julie: A holographic fanny and poop slippers?! Oh my…

Red dragons x3 (flying / Revelations / cupcake), green dragons x2 wings and hall

April 29, 2020

Up early today – time to wake up with coffee and Twitch streams! From Julie: Flying red dragons in the woods! From Julie: THE BOOK OF REVELATION UNVEILED with a red dragon! From Julie: A red dragon, cupcake, pink whipped cream, chocolate drizzle, and a cherry on top! From Fairies, Myths, and Magic: A green […]

Aliens ingesting leaves comic, Meray Fagalla, Velvet Polk, Ardy Sixkiller Clarke

April 26, 2020

I unfollowed SaltyPhry on Twitch because he wanted an emote-only chat, then I cleaned my bathroom and kitchen floors. From Vanessa: ALIEN FAMILY COMIC FOR ALIEN DAY! “Ingest your leaves.” “I do not desire leaves.” “Put the leaves in your mouth.” “It is an unpleasant sensation.” “Life will be full of unpleasant sensations. You need […]

Dragon hoarding books, red dragon with wedding cake, enlarged cool green dragon

April 23, 2020

I finally showered and did laundry today, no thanks to some lazy fuck who couldn’t be bothered to take his laundry out of the washing machine when it was done, or to the lazy people who haven’t fixed or replaced the second-floor washing machine yet after A YEAR! A black-white dragon’s hoard of books! From […]