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Colored green dragons x3, APPRECIATE A DRAGON DAY x4, glowing dragon bookmarks!

January 16, 2020

IT’S APPRECIATE A DRAGON DAY 2020! From Julie: A colored green dragon! From Julie: A flying green dragon with Asian kids! From Holidays That Might Get Overlooked: A yellow-green dragon with a coffee mug saying, “Yeah, if you could just go ahead and appreciate us dragons today, that’d be great.” From Holidays That Might Get […]

Uncle John’s BRIEFS, FUNNIEST EVER, STRANGE SCIENCE, and STRANGE HISTORY!

January 8, 2020

After COFFEE TIME, I left at 12:35 on a 407 for my dentist appointment with Sean on FRASER instead of Oakridge – sigh. I had to leave myself plenty of time for getting lost (seeing Krista at Gilbert and Westminster – “Ontario is a magical place because I’ve never been there”?!), and had to take […]

Zoom! Blankets! Mine! Ladybug! Please! / Beckett’s balls! / CREATIVE CURSING?!

January 7, 2020

After COFFEE TIME, I went out at 2:40 on a 401 to help with the kids, but decided to stop by the post office first to mail stuff to Steph and Joan for $4.38 only! It was sort of quick, no thanks to someone wanting to check out her post office box while mailing stuff! […]

Unicorns farting as a coloring book, poop emoji alien tattoo, ROYAL FLUSH GAME

January 7, 2020

I showered today. From Julie M. and Wish: Unicorns Farting coloring book?! IT’S A COINCIDENCE SINCE IT’S “PASS GAS DAY” TODAY ON JANUARY 7! From Pete and FART Is A Four Letter Word: This alien is tattooing another alien with a poop emoji, hahaha! “It’s a popular symbol from the 21st century. I believe it […]

Belated family Christmas 2019 dinner! / Plop! / Knorr Three-Cheese Sidekicks!

January 5, 2020

After DOUBLE COFFEE TIME, Eric texted me to say that he was heading out from home, so could pick me up around 4. PHEW! At 4:25, he picked me up for the belated family Christmas 2019 dinner with the Fritos Hoops (in my new bag just to show it off) and the American Tourister suitcase […]

A strangely aroused cat / BOB CAT! HAIRSTYLE! / Anti-scratch cone for the dog!

January 4, 2020

The Canucks played the Rangers tonight at 7, and won 2-1 for SEVEN WINS IN A ROW for the first time since 2013! Eric M. says he’s going to that dinner tomorrow, and I’ve heard Randal is invited too. Okay, then. From Not Always Right: A white cat saying, “I am strangely aroused right now.” […]

POOP OR GET OFF THE POTTY!

January 2, 2020

Lisa, Fraser, Henry, and I went to the Stoney Creek Community Centre on Boxing Day last week to see Steph at work and to visit the library. We saw a book called POOP OR GET OFF THE POTTY! HAHA!

WOMEN, not womxn! ARE YOU STUPID AND A SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE?!

December 28, 2019

From Reddit on August 3, 2019: WOMEN does not need to be censored to “womxn,” Bebacksoonish! Are you a special snowflake?! Never mind “gender identity” of ALL possible readers…

SWEET DREAMS ARE MADE OF THIS brain! / WE ARE THE INTROVERTS comic strip!

December 17, 2019

Shiwa says he got my Christmas card today – that’s pretty good for my mailing it last week on the 12th! The Canucks played Montreal tonight at 7, and lost 3-1… Julie M. let me know about this: When you want to sleep and your brain goes SWEET DREAMS ARE MADE OF THIS… From I […]

Santa and lightsabers at Richmond Centre, playing with dogs, my snowman name

December 14, 2019

The Canucks played the Sharks tonight at 7, and lost 4-2… San Jose had TWO empty-net goals?! Spotted on my local mall’s Facebook page for Christmas 2015: Some people were really hyped for STAR WARS, and got the Richmond Centre Santa and Mrs. Claus to join in with lightsabers! From Julie M., Whisper, and Introvert […]