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Archive for the ‘breakfast’ Category

Ice and fire dragons, Tarryn Bullock, Silke Faber, Maria Mayvia, Laina Inverse

September 26, 2017

From Krista: Ice dragon vs. fire dragon! Order vs. Chaos! From Not Always Right: Tarryn Bullock?! Why didn’t her parents go with Taryn?! From Not Always Working: Silke Faber?! From Not Always Working: Maria Mayvia?! Nice rhyming name! From Not Always Working: Laina Inverse?! What happens if she wants to be the CONVERSE? Hahaha! Advertisements

Dianne Jessa Evah Richardson, Janis Papaloukas, Indiana Siobhan Inglorian

September 4, 2017

From Not Always Working: Dianne Jessa Evah Richardson?! Who spells Eva with an H?! From Not Always Right: Janis Papaloukas?! PAPA LUCAS! From Not Always Working: Indiana Siobhan Inglorian?! I like the alliteration…

What ALMOST FAMOUS Character Are You? / What Kind of Waffle Are You?

August 24, 2017

“You Are William” You are a smart and contemplative person. You have always been ahead of your time. You are very curious about the world and enjoy the role of observer. When it comes to many subjects, you definitely know your stuff. You are dedicated and persistent. You may not be the most aggressive person, […]

What Color Chair Should You Sit In? / Toothpaste on toast for breakfast?!

August 11, 2017

“You Should Sit in a Blue Chair” You are the most reliable and trustworthy person in the room. You bring stability to every situation. You are genuine, sincere, and honest. You tactfully tell it like it is, and people trust you to bring on the truth. You are at peace with who you are, and […]

What Trendy Breakfast Are You? / Are You Adaptable? / Caffeine and weirdness!

August 11, 2017

Now that the HTML posting option on Blogthings finally works again (for now?), I can post all the drafts I’ve saved! “You Are Shakshuka” You love comfort and feeling cozy, but you are also open to new experiences. You crave warmth of all sorts. You are a bit of an oddball, and you wouldn’t have […]

Fraser and apples, space dragon and sun flare, a dragon farting fire at a knight

May 27, 2017

Steph and Fraser called me at about 1:10 PM today, which was at least a fine surprise. Fraser said that he was eating apples and crackers, and could answer “yeah” when prompted to answer my various simple questions about whether he liked the zoo. I said that I would hopefully be having dinner with Chrystal […]

SAAH DeixaFicar?! (not Sarah?!) / A beaver blocking a Tim Horton’s drive-thru!

May 25, 2017

I found four Lee Kum Kee sriracha chili ketchup packets in the fridge from my birthday in mid-September, so I used them on some Teriyaki Noodles Sidekicks for breakfast. The result was quite good! Tonight, I showered. From Not Always Friendly and Not Always Romantic: Saah DeixaFicar?! Did her parents forget the R in SARAH? […]

Purple nightmare dragon, Gori Julian, mistaking soy sauce for pancake syrup

May 16, 2017

From Krista: Purple nightmare dragon! From Julie: Gori Julian? That’s not a nickname for some long Eastern European name… From Wesley: I made a huge mistake this morning! While making breakfast, I thought the Kikkoman soy sauce was the Mrs. Butterworth’s Original pancake syrup!

Warrior dragon with armor! / Ice cream for breakfast?! / Mowgli Holmes?!

April 21, 2017

From Krista: A warrior dragon with armor! Julie S. saw this weird juxtaposition at the store: Ice cream is not usually a breakfast item! From Reddit: There’s a cannabis researcher named MOWGLI HOLMES?! I swear Mowgli was in THE JUNGLE BOOK…

Mrs. Slocombe / Jalapenis poopers / Delicious and swetty / Rody O’Reilly

April 15, 2017

From Janina: Mrs. Slocombe from ARE YOU BEING SERVED! From Julie S. and Snapchat: Popeye’s Chicken is offering JALAPENIS chicken POOPERS?! Then there’s an overpriced breakfast menu offering “delicious and SWETTY” items – EW! From REAL STORIES: INSATIABLE HUNGER: Rody O’Reilly?!