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Dragon hoards album! / Speeda E. Bump tombstone?! / Milkshake and quesadilla!

February 24, 2020

Uncommon Dragon Hoards album! I had to collect them all into one place for myself. I had to spend MORE time out and MORE MONEY today at Richmond Centre because of ANOTHER temporary water shutoff. *rolleyes* Good thing I had plenty of cash! I bought a White Spot breakfast quesadilla with chorizo sausage, a White […]

Romantic sacrifice candles, girl Mickey, Tyheem, Felica, Q girl, Deshauwn, Teron

February 3, 2020

From Janina: Guy says, “Aww, babe, look at you. Getting romantic with all of these candles.” Me: “First of all, I’m about to sacrifice you.” From Julie: Cindy is fine, but Mickey for a girl?! Plus Tyheem?! From Julie: Johnny is obviously fine, but Felica?! So close, yet so far… BAD SPELLING OF FELICIA! Felica […]

A Super Bowel party?! / Quiet man vs. quiet woman, gourmet kid shit, dog shit

January 31, 2020

Hot chocolate, Nissin Ra-Oh noodles, corn, green peas, broccoli, and Brussels sprouts for National Hot Chocolate Day and National Brussels Sprouts Day today for lunch! From AutoCorrect: Be careful what you text on Sunday, because nobody wants directions to a “Super Bowel” party you’re having on Sunday. From Julie M. and Realm of the Witch: […]

Skeleton spinny chair, screaming NO at a computer, De’ColdestToEvaDoIt Crawford?

January 22, 2020

I showered and did laundry today after I fell down outside on the wet grass – damn dirty pants! Keep calm and use more hot sauce! Perfect for National Hot Sauce Day today on January 22! The food is great, but it’s missing a certain vital feature… sriracha rooster chili hot sauce! Perfect for National […]

Go big or go home! / 20% off FUCKING SALE! / Death and cremation options

December 18, 2019

I had to go banking by myself today with my Asian old lady shopping cart at 11:20 on a 401 (JUST managed to get it), then went to Staples for 60 Z-Grip Pens (July 10, 2019), and wasted time at Price Smart. Stopped at London Drugs for a new Santa hat / on-sale Smokehouse Blue […]

Writing letters to hated people / Advil and Always / 35 dumplings / 15 dumplings

December 4, 2019

I looked for the wooden spoon in the drainer and kitchen drawer while actively using it to stir some dumplings before watching the newest SCARY MYSTERIES. Is this how dementia starts? From Julie M. and Firefighting Australia: My therapist told me, “Write letters to the people you hate and then burn them.” Did that, but […]

DIARY OF A FARTING GHAST: AN UNOFFICIAL MINECRAFT DIARY?! / Cat on toilet

October 16, 2019

DIARY OF A FARTING GHAST: AN UNOFFICIAL MINECRAFT DIARY?! From JP: A cat sitting in the toilet with a roll of toilet paper, giving you a WTF look!

Dumpling chart / Telisport Putsavage?! / Kirk Fonoimoana?! / Jarkel Fanning?!

September 26, 2019

PRODUCT WARNING: No more Nivea lotions in my apartment – the pump just suddenly goes down without warning, making it impossible for me to pop it up again! Today is National Dumpling Day! I called Chrystal at work at 11:40 to see if we were still on for tomorrow’s Birthday Dinner #3, and WE ARE! […]

Rev. Pix Butt?! / Yellow and green dragon! / Aafaq Manejwala?! / Jaleayah Davis?

September 22, 2019

I had to do some laundry and haul it up the elevator again because I got some potato soup on my pants! While that was going on, I called Nick out for being a flaky millennial yesterday. No, he can’t use a bad hangover and “depression” as an excuse. Say what I will about my […]

Rainbow Chips Ahoy! / Excel Night Chill, Extreme, Fuse, Charge, Voltage! / Suave

September 21, 2019

I left at 11:20 on a 407 to go to London Drugs to get new scissors. I couldn’t find Scotch scissors or Ekco kitchen scissors, so I got Kortari kitchen scissors instead while getting some NEW Tazo Chai Tea for National Chai Day today on September 21. Got home at 12:05 on a 407, and […]