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Fraser and apples, space dragon and sun flare, a dragon farting fire at a knight

May 27, 2017

Steph and Fraser called me at about 1:10 PM today, which was at least a fine surprise. Fraser said that he was eating apples and crackers, and could answer “yeah” when prompted to answer my various simple questions about whether he liked the zoo. I said that I would hopefully be having dinner with Chrystal […]

SAAH DeixaFicar?! (not Sarah?!) / A beaver blocking a Tim Horton’s drive-thru!

May 25, 2017

I found four Lee Kum Kee sriracha chili ketchup packets in the fridge from my birthday in mid-September, so I used them on some Teriyaki Noodles Sidekicks for breakfast. The result was quite good! Tonight, I showered. From Not Always Friendly and Not Always Romantic: Saah DeixaFicar?! Did her parents forget the R in SARAH? […]

Purple nightmare dragon, Gori Julian, mistaking soy sauce for pancake syrup

May 16, 2017

From Krista: Purple nightmare dragon! From Julie: Gori Julian? That’s not a nickname for some long Eastern European name… From Wesley: I made a huge mistake this morning! While making breakfast, I thought the Kikkoman soy sauce was the Mrs. Butterworth’s Original pancake syrup!

Warrior dragon with armor! / Ice cream for breakfast?! / Mowgli Holmes?!

April 21, 2017

From Krista: A warrior dragon with armor! Julie S. saw this weird juxtaposition at the store: Ice cream is not usually a breakfast item! From Reddit: There’s a cannabis researcher named MOWGLI HOLMES?! I swear Mowgli was in THE JUNGLE BOOK…

Mrs. Slocombe / Jalapenis poopers / Delicious and swetty / Rody O’Reilly

April 15, 2017

From Janina: Mrs. Slocombe from ARE YOU BEING SERVED! From Julie S. and Snapchat: Popeye’s Chicken is offering JALAPENIS chicken POOPERS?! Then there’s an overpriced breakfast menu offering “delicious and SWETTY” items – EW! From REAL STORIES: INSATIABLE HUNGER: Rody O’Reilly?!

Thomas BACON arrested in an assault about SAUSAGE! / Broccoli, mushroom, walnut

April 9, 2017

Ayler called me again at 12:50 to ask what time I’d be eating lunch and what time I’d be finished eating, so I told him that I’d be eating pasta at 1:30, but I’d have to make it first. Then Hiero said that he’d had a pink and white and red cupcake today: nice! Harmony […]

Farewell photos from this morning outside #9 Restaurant!

March 2, 2017

It’s rainy, and we’re all saying goodbye! Here’s me, Steph, Mom, Lisa, and Fraser outside #9! They’re moving! Steph, Fraser, and me at Lansdowne Mall outside #9! Goodbye, family! Dad, Fraser, Steph, me, Lisa, and Havarti the dog outside #9! Best of luck in life’s new chapter! Here’s me, Steph, Mom, Lisa, and Fraser outside […]

Mad black dragon, toilet paper, liquid laundry detergent, playing, Fraser

March 2, 2017

Thank goodness I “made” Mom and Dad wait this morning (going out at 8:50) because at least I know they weren’t late like LAST TIME! We went to #9, where I had satay beef and macaroni with hot milk tea. I got to sit next to Fraser’s high chair, where he babbled at me and […]

Joking in the John, swimmy cats in the Magicant ground, ATM number in space

January 19, 2017

Hester called me at 10 PM, but I ignored it because she shouldn’t be calling that late. Since I woke up at 5:10 AM because I hadn’t eaten in about twelve hours, I decided to have that sushi combo for breakfast. At 8:30 AM, Hester called again, this time to inform me about pest control […]

Being proficient in this BOING instrument / Plastic fork into a metal fork!

September 21, 2016

After going to London Drugs at 2:15 to get easy-to-open Scrubbing Bubbles toilet bowl cleaner (NO LYSOL!) / on-sale caffeinated black Tetley tea (a box of 60 in English Breakfast) thanks to Ryan’s Facebook status / even more on-sale Mead index cards [1700; clearing out the shelf for my personal total of about 3200 spares […]