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Archive for the ‘breakfast’ Category

What Color Chair Should You Sit In? / Toothpaste on toast for breakfast?!

August 11, 2017

“You Should Sit in a Blue Chair” You are the most reliable and trustworthy person in the room. You bring stability to every situation. You are genuine, sincere, and honest. You tactfully tell it like it is, and people trust you to bring on the truth. You are at peace with who you are, and […]

What Trendy Breakfast Are You? / Are You Adaptable? / Caffeine and weirdness!

August 11, 2017

Now that the HTML posting option on Blogthings finally works again (for now?), I can post all the drafts I’ve saved! “You Are Shakshuka” You love comfort and feeling cozy, but you are also open to new experiences. You crave warmth of all sorts. You are a bit of an oddball, and you wouldn’t have […]

Fraser and apples, space dragon and sun flare, a dragon farting fire at a knight

May 27, 2017

Steph and Fraser called me at about 1:10 PM today, which was at least a fine surprise. Fraser said that he was eating apples and crackers, and could answer “yeah” when prompted to answer my various simple questions about whether he liked the zoo. I said that I would hopefully be having dinner with Chrystal […]

SAAH DeixaFicar?! (not Sarah?!) / A beaver blocking a Tim Horton’s drive-thru!

May 25, 2017

I found four Lee Kum Kee sriracha chili ketchup packets in the fridge from my birthday in mid-September, so I used them on some Teriyaki Noodles Sidekicks for breakfast. The result was quite good! Tonight, I showered. From Not Always Friendly and Not Always Romantic: Saah DeixaFicar?! Did her parents forget the R in SARAH? […]

Purple nightmare dragon, Gori Julian, mistaking soy sauce for pancake syrup

May 16, 2017

From Krista: Purple nightmare dragon! From Julie: Gori Julian? That’s not a nickname for some long Eastern European name… From Wesley: I made a huge mistake this morning! While making breakfast, I thought the Kikkoman soy sauce was the Mrs. Butterworth’s Original pancake syrup!

Warrior dragon with armor! / Ice cream for breakfast?! / Mowgli Holmes?!

April 21, 2017

From Krista: A warrior dragon with armor! Julie S. saw this weird juxtaposition at the store: Ice cream is not usually a breakfast item! From Reddit: There’s a cannabis researcher named MOWGLI HOLMES?! I swear Mowgli was in THE JUNGLE BOOK…

Mrs. Slocombe / Jalapenis poopers / Delicious and swetty / Rody O’Reilly

April 15, 2017

From Janina: Mrs. Slocombe from ARE YOU BEING SERVED! From Julie S. and Snapchat: Popeye’s Chicken is offering JALAPENIS chicken POOPERS?! Then there’s an overpriced breakfast menu offering “delicious and SWETTY” items – EW! From REAL STORIES: INSATIABLE HUNGER: Rody O’Reilly?!

Thomas BACON arrested in an assault about SAUSAGE! / Broccoli, mushroom, walnut

April 9, 2017

Ayler called me again at 12:50 to ask what time I’d be eating lunch and what time I’d be finished eating, so I told him that I’d be eating pasta at 1:30, but I’d have to make it first. Then Hiero said that he’d had a pink and white and red cupcake today: nice! Harmony […]

Farewell photos from this morning outside #9 Restaurant!

March 2, 2017

It’s rainy, and we’re all saying goodbye! Here’s me, Steph, Mom, Lisa, and Fraser outside #9! They’re moving! Steph, Fraser, and me at Lansdowne Mall outside #9! Goodbye, family! Dad, Fraser, Steph, me, Lisa, and Havarti the dog outside #9! Best of luck in life’s new chapter! Here’s me, Steph, Mom, Lisa, and Fraser outside […]

Mad black dragon, toilet paper, liquid laundry detergent, playing, Fraser

March 2, 2017

Thank goodness I “made” Mom and Dad wait this morning (going out at 8:50) because at least I know they weren’t late like LAST TIME! We went to #9, where I had satay beef and macaroni with hot milk tea. I got to sit next to Fraser’s high chair, where he babbled at me and […]