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Purple nightmare dragon, Gori Julian, mistaking soy sauce for pancake syrup

May 16, 2017

From Krista: Purple nightmare dragon! From Julie: Gori Julian? That’s not a nickname for some long Eastern European name… From Wesley: I made a huge mistake this morning! While making breakfast, I thought the Kikkoman soy sauce was the Mrs. Butterworth’s Original pancake syrup!

Warrior dragon with armor! / Ice cream for breakfast?! / Mowgli Holmes?!

April 21, 2017

From Krista: A warrior dragon with armor! Julie S. saw this weird juxtaposition at the store: Ice cream is not usually a breakfast item! From Reddit: There’s a cannabis researcher named MOWGLI HOLMES?! I swear Mowgli was in THE JUNGLE BOOK…

Mrs. Slocombe / Jalapenis poopers / Delicious and swetty / Rody O’Reilly

April 15, 2017

From Janina: Mrs. Slocombe from ARE YOU BEING SERVED! From Julie S. and Snapchat: Popeye’s Chicken is offering JALAPENIS chicken POOPERS?! Then there’s an overpriced breakfast menu offering “delicious and SWETTY” items – EW! From REAL STORIES: INSATIABLE HUNGER: Rody O’Reilly?!

Thomas BACON arrested in an assault about SAUSAGE! / Broccoli, mushroom, walnut

April 9, 2017

Ayler called me again at 12:50 to ask what time I’d be eating lunch and what time I’d be finished eating, so I told him that I’d be eating pasta at 1:30, but I’d have to make it first. Then Hiero said that he’d had a pink and white and red cupcake today: nice! Harmony […]

Farewell photos from this morning outside #9 Restaurant!

March 2, 2017

It’s rainy, and we’re all saying goodbye! Here’s me, Steph, Mom, Lisa, and Fraser outside #9! They’re moving! Steph, Fraser, and me at Lansdowne Mall outside #9! Goodbye, family! Dad, Fraser, Steph, me, Lisa, and Havarti the dog outside #9! Best of luck in life’s new chapter! Here’s me, Steph, Mom, Lisa, and Fraser outside […]

Mad black dragon, toilet paper, liquid laundry detergent, playing, Fraser

March 2, 2017

Thank goodness I “made” Mom and Dad wait this morning (going out at 8:50) because at least I know they weren’t late like LAST TIME! We went to #9, where I had satay beef and macaroni with hot milk tea. I got to sit next to Fraser’s high chair, where he babbled at me and […]

Joking in the John, swimmy cats in the Magicant ground, ATM number in space

January 19, 2017

Hester called me at 10 PM, but I ignored it because she shouldn’t be calling that late. Since I woke up at 5:10 AM because I hadn’t eaten in about twelve hours, I decided to have that sushi combo for breakfast. At 8:30 AM, Hester called again, this time to inform me about pest control […]

Being proficient in this BOING instrument / Plastic fork into a metal fork!

September 21, 2016

After going to London Drugs at 2:15 to get easy-to-open Scrubbing Bubbles toilet bowl cleaner (NO LYSOL!) / on-sale caffeinated black Tetley tea (a box of 60 in English Breakfast) thanks to Ryan’s Facebook status / even more on-sale Mead index cards [1700; clearing out the shelf for my personal total of about 3200 spares […]

Dr. Mike Loosemore is a weight loss expert?! / Wayne Kerr / Captain Fantastic

August 6, 2016

Dr. Mike Loosemore is a weight loss expert in exercise medicine! Wayne Kerr! Captain Fantastic Faster Than Superman Spiderman Batman Wolverine Hulk And The Flash Combined?!

Pam Graves, Rod Wolf being struck by lightning, Alan Toogood, Chef Tom Kitchin

May 17, 2016

I decided not to go over to Harmony’s today, but I did go out at 4:10 to get Stash Tea (SPICE DRAGON decaf!) / McGavin’s Whole Wheat bread / Reese’s peanut butter and chocolate spread / a new large reusable bag because my old one had holes in it / on-sale Dawn Ultra dish detergent […]