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Zac and Lesla?! / Ashly?! / FUCK OFF AND DIE teacups! / Tardus?! / Oreonna?!

June 22, 2020

Barry texted me to say he’d see if the policy changed at work. Auntie Catherine emailed me back to misspell my name as usual, basically say she got my “letter,” say that we couldn’t hug “as we would like to do,” and says she’s open to explore alternatives to get together. Perhaps she could get […]

Shawnta Lee?! 54 and 40?! / Coronavirus and toilet paper! Unwiped butts!

June 4, 2020

From Youtube: Shawnta Lee?! Also, she was 40 and her husband was 54?! AGE GAP OF FOURTEEN YEARS?! From Vanessa: People with unwiped butts are dead. People who bought all the toilet paper in the wake of a coronavirus outbreak are still alive and hiding under the desk!

Gildan socks and English being weird! (horror to horrific, terror to terrific)

January 3, 2020

After COFFEE TIME, Barry picked me up at 9:40 AM for my 10:15 AM eye clinic appointment. As usual, I waited a while to be seen, and got out at 11:25. They had a black chick doing the eye exams, who admitted she was new AND didn’t read my file, AND “had” to dilate my […]

Marjo Wilkens?! / Francis Bouillon?! YUMMY! / David Legwand?! / Bobby Butler?!

December 22, 2019

From Reddit and r/UnresolvedMysteries: Marjo Wilkens?! Francis Bouillon?! Yum! David Legwand?!

Punkeydoodles Corners, Ontario?! / Food and drink and ghosts! / Texas Twinkies!

November 11, 2019

Punkeydoodles Corners, Ontario?! From Janina: “There’ll be food and drink and ghosts.” This is how friends convince me to go places. From Cuya’s Discord server: Texas Twinkies! Brisket bacon-wrapped jalapeno cream cheese!

Myia, Quammy, Ranee, Shai, Jarmar, Sanchetz, Mellisa, and Brandishea Moses?!

November 5, 2019

I discovered redrum today – UGH! From Julie: Myia?! From Julie: QUAMMY is Myia’s best friend?! From Julie: Ranee?! From Julie: Shai?! From Julie: Jarmar?! From Julie: Sanchetz?! From Julie: Mellisa?! BAD SPELLING OF MELISSA! From Julie: Brandishea Moses?! I had to put this one through MS Paint because of the white-on-white text and background!

Machines and rice! / Halloween dragons! / Pumpkin spice cheesecake cookies?!

October 22, 2019

Harmony texted me to say that she’d booked the cleaners again at 3 on Thursday – yes, that works for me! After COFFEE TIME, I left at 3:15 on a 407 to help with the kids. I couldn’t pay my bus fare by cash, so that worked for me transfer-wise. I swear I put in […]

English teacher party games! IT’S and ITS via blindfold! / I can hear Lil Jon!

October 12, 2019

PRODUCT WARNING: Do not buy Tim Horton’s canned soups anymore. The can tab breaks off way too easily! There might be an impending transit strike like there was in summer 2001 for four months?! YIKES! I showered and did laundry today before I took an impromptu nap. NO MELATONIN TONIGHT! The Canucks played Philadelphia tonight […]

Cletorius Aretha Fry in Virginia?! / Mistie Carlson?! / HOW TO SHARPEN PENCILS?!

September 28, 2019

Darryl wanted back in the server, so of course I let him in. Nate was like, “HOW THE FUCK DID YOU CONVINCE HIM TO JOIN? I have been trying for ages!” Well, I didn’t pressure him if that’s what you mean! I left at 2 (just missing an early 407) to go to Shoppers Drug […]

Precious Orji?! / Ja’Wanah, Dujuan, Lazenda, and Jaxon?! / Eight serial killers!

September 10, 2019

Precious Orji?! From Julie: Ja’Wanah?! APOSTROPHE! From Julie: Dujuan?! From Julie: Tasha is obviously fine, but Lazenda?! From Julie: Jaxon?! From Nope and John’s True Crime Group: If you can name all eight of these serial killers, you need counselling. Ted Bundy, David Berkowitz, Jeffrey Dahmer, Richard Ramirez, John Wayne Gacy, Dennis Rader, Edmund Kemper, […]