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David Corn?! Dark Lord Yog-Sothoth / Eating Galuf’s chocolate moogle

November 9, 2017

The Canucks played Anaheim at 7 tonight, and lost 4-1. From Julie: David Corn?! At Bal Castle in FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF, Galuf tells the party about the cult he started. He is preparing to sacrifice Bartz. “But it’s too late now! Prepare to meet our dark lord… Yog-Sothoth!” At the save point in the […]

Tanna Farley, David Willy, Jonathon Flores, Tiffany Maddux Pretty, Kelly Luper

October 14, 2017

Eric Ho called me this afternoon to say that there were changes afoot at work, so (of course) he couldn’t guarantee he could come over later. I’ve had it with that, actually! The Canucks played the Flames tonight at 7, and lost 5-2. From Not Always Right: Tanna Farley?! So do you tan all the […]

Lord Bildo’s Iron Dildo / Moogles are delicious! / Moogle falling in love!

September 27, 2017

The FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF party makes it to the Sealed Castle of Kuzar, and come across the 12 Sealed Weapons of de Ownage. One of these is called Lord Bildo’s Iron Dildo, hahaha! In the Spoofed World, Galuf tells the FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF party that Moogles are the most delicious creatures in the […]

SHORTIE LIKE MINE, Journei Green, Tiberius Winchester, Ricky van Wolfswinkel

August 30, 2017

I discovered that David Ho had unfriended me, too! From Buzzfeed: SHORTIE LIKE MINE: Addicted to how we kick it?! From Julie and JUDGE JUDY: Journei Green?! That’s not even a name spelled correctly… From Not Always Working: Tiberius Winchester?! From Buzzfeed: Ricky van Wolfswinkel?!

Tonda Creel, Priscilla Kida Ferrari, Ben Household, Brittany Picker, Reveca

August 3, 2017

From Not Always Friendly: Tonda Creel? She’s not even black, so I’m not sure what her parents’ excuse is here… From Not Always Working: Priscilla Kida Ferrari?! I know my sister used to know someone around here called Jessica Ferrari.. From Not Always Right: Ben Household?! From Not Always Right: Brittany Picker?! What if she […]

Another brick in the wall, chicken paws, Khushwinder Singh, a rotten fish

June 23, 2017

Chrissy refriended me again, so all is well on that front. Fraser with the animal book I got him when he was in town last month! My ex-friend David Emery! My ex-friend Subena Schmidt! From Janina: All in all, you’re just another brick in the wall. From Engrish.com: Chicken paws?! From Julie: Khushwinder Singh?! Rare […]

Crazy hatchet mugshot, a sign of NG things to come, a comma with grammar books

June 20, 2017

I discovered today that David Emery unfriended me on Facebook, which is fine. Man accused of chasing family member with hatchet: Take a look at the guy’s mugshot here! HAHAHA! From Steph: A sign of things to come! A sign of NG things to come! MUHAHAHAHA! From Julie: A comma with grammar books such as […]

Shitting in my pantaloons! / Led Zeppelin vs. Nicki Minaj! / Will Power?!

June 3, 2017

From Vanessa and When summer starts, my life is instantly better: A baby onesie that says, “Ah, good sir. I do believe I’ve shat in my pantaloons.” The onesie also features a mustache! From Laid-Back Corner: 1975 Led Zeppelin vs. 2012 Nicki Minaj?! Led Zeppelin’s THANK YOU wins over Nicki Minaj’s song about a stupid […]

Matlatzinca Montoya, Alyssa Hatmaker, Aargle Zymurgy, Alethia Cyrus, Arhi Mith

May 31, 2017

I showered tonight… ugh, greasy hair! 😛 Then I tried the Pillsbury poutine Pizza Pops, telling Cuya what I thought about them on Discord. They’re slightly disappointing, so I won’t be buying them again. Real poutine is way better, of course! Unknown5 – Creepy / morbid / interesting historical things! From Not Always Working: Matlatzinca […]

Nicolas Cage and reading, Angharad Bethan Jones, Ashley Large, Benn Steer

May 14, 2017

I showered and did laundry tonight, especially since it’s now warm enough to wear my MAN SHORTS around the apartment! WHEE! WOOHOO! From Reddit: Nicolas Cage wants you to READ American literature! From Not Always Right: Angharad Bethan Jones?! I think this is a cool foreign name. DAVID BOWIE! From Not Always Learning: Ashley Large?! […]