Archive for the ‘david’ Category

Zowie Tan is a name?! / Good grammar and personal hygiene! / An antidick stick!

February 24, 2018

Jessica Lai knows a woman named ZOWIE TAN?! I know David Bowie named his son Zowie, but that isn’t an Asian name… Good grammar is like personal hygiene – you can ignore it if you want, but don’t be surprised when people draw their own conclusions. From Janina: Lesbian… please, no dudes. “One day, I […]


Exchanging Valentine’s cards at the store! / Valentine’s lotion and the hose!

February 15, 2018

The Canucks played the Sharks at 7:30 tonight, and lost 4-1. From Cuya’s Discord server: The wife and I exchanged Valentine’s cards at the store. Then we put them back on the rack… done. From Kramer’s Discord server: Roses are for vases. Lotion’s for the skin. You will be my Valentine or get the hose […]


Holland Houdek?! / Arnold Schwarzenegger! Arnyoung Schwarzenegger! / Dave Obey?!

January 9, 2018

COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played Washington at 4 today, and lost 3-1, with a controversial goal which involved someone being crashed into the net. WHAT THE. I was also surprised that I am now a mod in Dave’s Discord server. Not sure how I didn’t notice that BRIGHT PINK / HOT PINK screen name color […]


NG! / Faucets! / Summer Hair?! / Christianity as the love religion? / Smite God!

November 21, 2017

No, Discord idiot named Pingu, you do not turn the “sink” in your bathroom in order to get water. What you want is called a FAUCET. No, Not Always Working idiot named David Stone, my last name is and has never been pronounced “En-Gee.” Your friend’s family probably just dumbed it down for your white […]


David Corn?! Dark Lord Yog-Sothoth / Eating Galuf’s chocolate moogle

November 9, 2017

The Canucks played Anaheim at 7 tonight, and lost 4-1. From Julie: David Corn?! At Bal Castle in FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF, Galuf tells the party about the cult he started. He is preparing to sacrifice Bartz. “But it’s too late now! Prepare to meet our dark lord… Yog-Sothoth!” At the save point in the […]


Tanna Farley, David Willy, Jonathon Flores, Tiffany Maddux Pretty, Kelly Luper

October 14, 2017

Eric Ho called me this afternoon to say that there were changes afoot at work, so (of course) he couldn’t guarantee he could come over later. I’ve had it with that, actually! The Canucks played the Flames tonight at 7, and lost 5-2. From Not Always Right: Tanna Farley?! So do you tan all the […]


Lord Bildo’s Iron Dildo / Moogles are delicious! / Moogle falling in love!

September 27, 2017

The FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF party makes it to the Sealed Castle of Kuzar, and come across the 12 Sealed Weapons of de Ownage. One of these is called Lord Bildo’s Iron Dildo, hahaha! In the Spoofed World, Galuf tells the FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF party that Moogles are the most delicious creatures in the […]


SHORTIE LIKE MINE, Journei Green, Tiberius Winchester, Ricky van Wolfswinkel

August 30, 2017

I discovered that David Ho had unfriended me, too! From Buzzfeed: SHORTIE LIKE MINE: Addicted to how we kick it?! From Julie and JUDGE JUDY: Journei Green?! That’s not even a name spelled correctly… From Not Always Working: Tiberius Winchester?! From Buzzfeed: Ricky van Wolfswinkel?! Advertisements


Tonda Creel, Priscilla Kida Ferrari, Ben Household, Brittany Picker, Reveca

August 3, 2017

From Not Always Friendly: Tonda Creel? She’s not even black, so I’m not sure what her parents’ excuse is here… From Not Always Working: Priscilla Kida Ferrari?! I know my sister used to know someone around here called Jessica Ferrari.. From Not Always Right: Ben Household?! From Not Always Right: Brittany Picker?! What if she […]


Another brick in the wall, chicken paws, Khushwinder Singh, a rotten fish

June 23, 2017

Chrissy refriended me again, so all is well on that front. Fraser with the animal book I got him when he was in town last month! My ex-friend David Emery! My ex-friend Subena Schmidt! From Janina: All in all, you’re just another brick in the wall. From Engrish.com: Chicken paws?! From Julie: Khushwinder Singh?! Rare […]