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Dave Grohl finding some fucks! / Ianieka eating toilet paper?! / Bill Buttram?!

April 27, 2019

From Julie: When you can’t seem to find any fucks to give, but Dave Grohl shows you where to find some. Look, they’re over there! From TYRA: Ianieka admits she eats four rolls of toilet paper a week. From Bored Panda: Bill Buttram?! Advertisements

No Troy?! / Jaszmyne, D’Quion as Day-Quan, Desirae, Tee?! / Dave Assman?!

April 16, 2019

Troy unfriended me from Facebook again – okay, then! From Julie: Jaszmyne?! BAD SPELLING! Just pick S or Z, not both at once! Makes it harder to spell, really. From Julie: D’Quion?! It is pronounced DAY-QUAN for some reason. I would have gone with DE-KEON or something. From Julie: Desirae?! What was wrong with Desiree?! […]

Alesha MacPhail?! ALE SHAH?! BAD SPELLING OF ALICIA!

April 12, 2019

After COFFEE TIME, I went out at 2 to see Rachel at the Caring Place. Last session for April, oh boy! A bunch of us are going to wander around Main as well. Gotta get ready to meet Paulo at Starbucks! From Reddit and r/TrueCrimeDiscussion: Alesha MacPhail?! Makes me want to pronounce it ALE-SHAH, not […]

Grammar Police badge with an apple! / Capri Williams?! / David Pecker?!

February 12, 2019

No Rachel today because of the snow! A Grammar Police badge with an apple! To correct and serve! From Julie M. and JUDGE JUDY: Capri Williams?! It makes us both think of Capri Sun! From Julie: David Pecker?!

Sunshine is a girl name?! / Ozias is a boy name?! / Borden is a boy name?!

February 11, 2019

I showered and did laundry today. The Canucks played San Jose at 7 tonight, and lost 7-2. From Julie M. and DR. PHIL: Sunshine?! From Julie M. and DR. PHIL: Ozias?! Apparently, it’s a variant on King Uzziah of the Bible. Come on, people – there has to be a middle ground between that and […]

Dead mouse! / 4-3 OT loss / LaShawnita Ruffins and Tre’Davious White?!

February 7, 2019

After COFFEE TIME, I called the eye clinic to say that I’d run out of eyedrops, so asked what to do. End result: I have an appointment next Friday with Dr. Wise (the only day she’s in) to check the eye pressure. The Canucks played Chicago at 5:30 today, and lost 4-3 in overtime. I […]

TRIPE! / Cacilia Davis was involved in the Son of Sam or David Berkowitz case?!

October 24, 2018

The Canucks played Vegas at 7 tonight; the game went to overtime and a shootout, and Vancouver won 3-2! I showered today. Cacilia Davis was involved in the Son of Sam or David Berkowitz case?! What was wrong with Cecilia?! BAD SPELLING! It also reminds me of “caca” or POOP!

Boston Pizza Starters! / Brantley is such a white trash name!

September 8, 2018

This morning, I managed to fix an Internet connection problem all by myself again! (the problem was a rogue ethernet cable getting loose and unplugging itself from the modem) Super glad that I didn’t have to call Eric in for this! I decided to go to Boston Pizza today at 4:30 on a 401 (just […]

Snapple vodka, Hires vodka, mango IPA, returning Winter Creek oysters, SHORTS!

July 28, 2018

I got two new homemade soaps, a brief note thanking me for my online Twitch support, and a Ness from Earthbound perler from Cuya in the mail yesterday – NICE! I discovered SURPRISE REDRUM this morning – UGH! Good thing I already had a pad in from yesterday’s crap! So then I had to go […]

Christine Plentyhoops?! / Cash?! / Tylor?! / Kisha?!

July 18, 2018

Good thing I took a shower just now, because Jon wanted to confirm for tomorrow from 2:30 to 5:30! Sure, I guess! Christine Plentyhoops?! From Julie: Cash?! From Julie: Tylor?! BAD SPELLING of Tyler! Just spell it that way since it’s pronounced the same! From Julie: Kisha?! Reminds me of the Japanese restaurant here called […]