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Nicolas Cage and reading, Angharad Bethan Jones, Ashley Large, Benn Steer

May 14, 2017

I showered and did laundry tonight, especially since it’s now warm enough to wear my MAN SHORTS around the apartment! WHEE! WOOHOO! From Reddit: Nicolas Cage wants you to READ American literature! From Not Always Right: Angharad Bethan Jones?! I think this is a cool foreign name. DAVID BOWIE! From Not Always Learning: Ashley Large?! […]

THE MADAM AS ENTREPRENEUR?! / Oxygen and carbon dioxide! / Ovary over-reactions!

March 8, 2017

It’s International Women’s Day today! I called Barry about my T5007 tax forms and food shopping today after trying for the last few days. He said he’d try to be here before noon, and he was here at 11:40. We went to Chimo and got it done for me to be home by noon. The […]

A Scrabble Deluxe bus, a perfectly cromulent job, a Sally lookalike, skydiving

November 28, 2016

From David S.: A Scrabble Deluxe bus in Canada! The HALLOW’S END party (Sally / Craig / Clyde) checks out Onett. They meet this guy at the Town Hall. “The Mayor of this fine town has been doing a perfectly cromulent job. Heh, that’s a funny word. Cromulent.” The HALLOW’S END party (Sally / Craig […]

Lunch with Auntie Catherine, finally! / Being sarcastic at the wrong time

October 28, 2016

Someone named Irene Schmidt added me to Facebook – DENIED, even if our mutual friends are Subena and Leona! I left the house at 10:10 to meet Auntie Catherine for lunch at Peaceful Restaurant today at 11. (there are STILL temporary bus stops and loud construction at Brighouse!) She was there before I was, but […]

Anagram map and MARIO map of Vancouver transit! / Canada is an unhated nation!

October 27, 2016

From Reddit: Here’s an anagram map of Vancouver transit stations, now outdated because of the new Evergreen Line. From Translink and Dave’s Geeky Ideas: Here’s an updated Mario-themed Vancouver transit map for 2017, including the new Evergreen Line! From Julie: Everyone loves Canada! Canada is an unhated nation!

You Are Not Special?! / Sleep Unit 4x3PC in Jimo / Latest Earth invasion plans

October 25, 2016

Nicole S. saw a library book with the title YOU ARE NOT SPECIAL AND OTHER ENCOURAGEMENTS. What?! While checking out what Jimo has to offer at the Denver café, Jon Otis and Joe Scharfenberg come across its hotel. Sleep Unit 4x3PC says that Earth money is accepted… After Jon Otis and Joe Scharfenberg stay overnight […]

Armadillo lizard as dragon baby, nearly rectum-free beef jerky, no game requests

October 4, 2016

David Edelman tried adding me to Facebook – DENIED! Hahaha! From Julie: This armadillo lizard might be a cute dragon baby! Jon Otis sees this sign in Arvada near the hospital: “Bill’s Beef Jerky — now nearly rectum-free!” I told you to stop sending game requests. You should have listened.

Gay wrestler boyfriends?! / David Dollar was an economist?!

September 20, 2016

Julie S. was watching STEVE WILKOS on July 22: “Is my boyfriend a gay wrestler?” That’s a crazy talk show premise, man! He was indeed a gay wrestler, haha. From Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader: David DOLLAR was an ECONOMIST at the World BANK?!

Blue dragon taxidermy, being a limited edition, not needing people’s bullshit

September 5, 2016

I discovered that Aaron Parrish, Scott Wilson, and Dave Wong had unfriended me on Facebook as well, but I guess that’s okay. On a better note, I found out that Who Deleted Me? is now a Chrome extension, which means that I added it to my Slimjet browser since I could. 😀 A mounted blue […]

Buttram and Associates?! / Cumming Cockburn Limited?! / David Lee Roth, realtor

August 9, 2016

I finally had enough of Photobucket’s UNBLOCKABLE sponsored pop-under ads seriously affecting my productivity (it takes at least FIVE MINUTES to load a page – and it also affects the other tabs in the browser AND my Snes9X emulator’s sound – NOTHING TO DO WITH THE BROWSER!), so I switched to Imgur… much faster! Time […]