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Pixie Fuhrmeister?! / Justin Chigbogu is a baseball player?! / NHL schedule!

June 25, 2019

THE 2019-2020 NHL SCHEDULE IS OUT TODAY! I came across a problem with my HP Laserjet 1020 printer today while printing out the Canucks schedule and generating more “origami paper” for Hiero. It said there was a paper jam, but it had been printing things out just fine a few seconds beforehand! After Googling it […]

NEW Samyang Jjajang noodles! / Classico! / Drumsticks! / The Texorcist, hahaha!

May 22, 2019

After I had DOUBLE COFFEE TIME, Barry picked me up at 11:30 and we went banking and to Price Smart. I got on-sale GOOD TASTE dumplings x5, NEW on-sale Arm and Hammer toothpaste for Toothpaste Tube Day today, NEW on-sale Western Family vanilla pudding for Vanilla Pudding Day today, NEW on-sale Uncle Ben’s Mexican-style rice, […]

Happy Adventure, Newfoundland?! / A black Starman T-shirt / Knowing you’re shit

May 9, 2019

Barry actually did drive me to the eye clinic today for my appointment after my breakfast of coffee and a cream cheese bagel with half a kiwi, but he had his Japanese wife in the car since it was better to drop her off at work around the same area. He was trying to text […]

Dorcas! / Jaccarra, Montavius, Bianka, Kimbellah, Kendralyn, and Reyna Magana?!

May 5, 2019

Dorcas Lee unfriended me yesterday on her birthday – okay, then! I also flipped someone off at 8:30 AM since she was making a left turn on MY green light when I was halfway into the crosswalk already! She had a huge SUV! From Julie: Jaccarra?! From Julie: Montavius?! From Julie: Bianka?! BAD SPELLING of […]

Chaunthina Mills, Urijah Mills, Javonna, Que, Airiona, and Aubri?! WHAT THE?!

May 3, 2019

I left at 1:35 and just managed to get the 414 at the non-existent 56447 bus stop – PHEW! Went to London Drugs and bought on-sale limited-edition Lays Chips in Cheese Onion and Spicy Cheddar, on-sale McSweeney’s Premium Jerky and Meat Snacks Canadian Maple pork jerky, on-sale McSweeney’s original and Cracked Black Pepper and Teriyaki […]

Allyson Romedy?! / Tyren, Bray, Deshay, Deshane, and Ajai?!

April 30, 2019

I discovered redrum this morning – UGH! Then again, I planned for it because of my other eye surgery on May 8 and then staying at Deb and Dylan’s… so hopefully, it won’t show up during this time! From Reddit and r/UnresolvedMysteries: Allyson Romedy?! BAD SPELLING OF ALLISON! Reminds me of a REMEDY! From Julie: […]

Book titles with a chainsaw! / THE ROMANCE OF RAYON?! / Having plans and pants!

March 31, 2019

I’ve been talking to Robin off and on lately, and he says that Lena was toxic and basically a liar about the whole child thing, so… HA! From Rue Morgue: Take the title of the last book you read and add “with a chainsaw.” Post results. ARE YOU SHITTING ME WITH A CHAINSAW?! From my […]

Smith Glover and Poppy Askew?! DOUBLE GOODNESS in the credits!

January 26, 2019

From BETRAYED: Smith Glover AND Poppy Askew?! Murder by antifreeze!

Shanda, Izalea, Haylea, Anakin Glassmire, Jameel, Teesha, and Braylan?!

January 22, 2019

Vanessa just offered me a slow cooker – sure, why not if she can? From Julie: This black girl is named Shanda?! I knew a white girl named Shanda Bowie at Ferris elementary school once… From Julie: Izalea?! BAD SPELLING of Azalea! They were obviously interested in just “Izzy” as a nickname! From Julie: Haylea?! […]

Holiday wishes and greetings! / Dr. Simmond Lee?! / Rayon Armeen Braxton?!

December 22, 2018

The Canucks played Winnipeg at 7 tonight, and lost 1-0 thanks to a goal in the last 90 seconds of the game! UGH! From Not Always Right: If someone wishes you various holiday greetings, and you are not of that persuasion, you say… “Thank you! You too!” because honestly, if you can’t see past the […]