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Friday the 13th and Arnold Schoenberg! / Chardonnay Beaver?! / Rae is a guy?!

July 13, 2018

Fun fact from my UNCANNY BATHROOM READER #29: Classical composer Arnold Schoenberg feared the number 13… and died on Friday, July 13, 1951. It’s National French Fry Day AND Friday the 13th today! Chardonnay Beaver?! From Julie: Since when is Rae a GUY’s name?! Advertisements

Devoid Couch?! / Chasity?! / Iyana, Quanasia, Blayton, Markeese, and Alexius?!

June 11, 2018

Devoid Couch?! From Julie: Chasity?! At least spell CHASTITY correctly if that’s what you’re going for! From Julie: Iyana?! From Julie: Quanasia?! From Julie: Blayton?! From Julie: Markeese?! From Julie: Alexius?!

Defenestration Day! / Gyamfi Kyeremeh?! / Chrisandra?! / Namingway in Agart

May 21, 2018

TODAY IS DEFENESTRATION DAY! COFFEE TIME! Mom wanted me to go to Kwong Chow tomorrow for dinner with Uncle Joe and Auntie Wing Yee, but I’m not in the mood for more pretending. Besides, I have to soak up the ME TIME! Gyamfi Kyeremeh?! Reminds me of Jeremiah for some reason… From Julie: Chrisandra? Smushing […]

Boob-having persons?! / Vagina-haver?! / Sex-havers?! / Pets preferred pronouns

May 16, 2018

The computer just blue-screened! Couldn’t it have done that while I was sleeping?! From Reddit on November 10, 2017: “Boob-having persons,” XxXFaZEqUIckwopesXxX?! Just say “men” or “women”! From Reddit on November 10, 2017: “As a vagina-haver”?! No, WeaverofStories, just no! Say you’re a woman or that you have a vagina. Much less awkward! You’re already […]

Creepy Easter Bunny 48! / Arin and Brandin Natzke?! / LADDIES is not LADIES!

April 7, 2018

The Canucks played the Oilers at 7 in their very last game of the 2017-2018 NHL season; also the Sedin twins’ last NHL game, and Vancouver lost 3-2 in overtime. There was a very emotional sendoff, and the Sedins were named second and third stars. Then there was the Humboldt bus crash yesterday, which is […]

Creepy Easter Bunny 47! / Handmake Dim Sum?! / Translink and the Sedins!

April 5, 2018

The Canucks played the Coyotes at 7 tonight in the Sedins’ last home game of the 2017-2018 NHL season, and won 4-3 in overtime on a Daniel Sedin goal assisted by Henrik – it was LIKE A MOVIE! Then I showered. From Someecards: Creepy Easter Bunny 47! From Vanessa, whose birthday is today: Handmake Dim […]

A maladjusted sleep cycle! / Straw is a human name?! / Allyssa?!

March 11, 2018

Ugh, Daylight Savings Time! I showered and did laundry today. The Canucks played Arizona at 6 tonight, and lost 1-0. From Someecards: It’s time to spring forward to a maladjusted sleep cycle. From Julie: This guy’s name is STRAW?! Really?! From Julie: Allyssa?! That’s a bad spelling of Alyssa!

Extreme friendship dealbreakers, female-coded swimsuits, fake-quitting smoking

February 25, 2018

The computer just restarted! From Reddit on July 28, 2017: No, Bmoreisapunkrocktown, we do not have such extreme friendship dealbreakers around kids, significant others, transphobia, extroversion, clingy communication, etc. ALL WRAPPED UP INTO ONE! You’re the bad apple who makes childfree people, black people, AND introverts look bad! She even went all “special snowflake” on […]

Cyanide and Happiness menstrual cycle / Wednesdays are bad, Gegar! BROKEN PASTA!

February 21, 2018

I went to London Drugs on a 401 (just managing to get the bus in the intermittent snowflakes) at 11:55 so I could get one more two-pack of Designer Workshop pillowcases since the half-price sale ends today. I got THE WRONG SIZE – I DON’T NEED KING SIZE! Also got a NEW steak and mushroom […]

Chinese Eric disappointment and stashing things away for later! / Beaver tails!

February 14, 2018

GREEN TEA TIME! I noted that Chinese Eric had called me last night while I was trying to decide about Jimmy (not worth it – I also talked to Helen Y. about things), so I called him back this morning. Auntie answered the phone and we exchanged Chinese New Year greetings once I told her […]