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Nesting partner?! / CREEPY isn’t ableist! / HEAVY BREATHING isn’t fatphobia!

December 16, 2017

I went out early (for me) at 11 on a 407 to London Drugs so I could get an on-sale tall Nescafé coffee canister (December 23, 2016), on-sale De Cecco pasta (farfalle and rigatoni), on-sale Munchies Snack Mix with my last 50¢ (50 cents) off coupon, a Terry’s Chocolate Orange / an on-sale Cadbury dark […]

Chanukah and Hanukkah are both valid spellings! / Concern is not rape culture!

December 13, 2017

kFrom the Shoppers Drug Facebook wall on Nov. 6, 2017: Hanukkah and Chanukah are both valid spellings of that holiday, and I learned that in elementary school at least 30 years ago! From Reddit on Nov. 17, 2017: Having guys concerned about your safety on a (solo) backpacking trip is not perpetuating rape culture! Come […]

Radee Labeeb Prince is a shooter’s name?! / The Demicolon and surrealism!

December 10, 2017

I FOUND A SMALL BONE IN MY PASTA EARLIER! WHAT THE FUCK?! From the r/hockey Discord server: Radee Labeeb Prince?! From Sara and r/surrealmemes: The Demicolon!

Blue dragon with silver sword, Air Canada dragon, dragon emojis on Discord

December 5, 2017

When I went outside at 3 to throw away the unfinished half-bag of Doritos jalapeno and cheddar chips which expire today anyhow, I recognized Hester’s voice, so greeted her and said that I was going to call her about laundry tokens. (tomorrow…) She said that she could drop by and give me some in exchange […]

2017 Year In Review!

December 2, 2017

[Meme fun: Take the first line from the first post of every month of the year. Repost it here as your year in review. (I’m discounting greetings and things like that :P) Yeah, it’s been an interesting year!] 2017 Year In Review! Go to your Calendar and find the first entry for each month of […]

Dilbert avoiding co-workers, the Whistle, the Crown, Matoya’s Crystal, the Herb

November 29, 2017

This DILBERT comic strip on introversion from May 10 is from Reddit. Tina: “Are you going to the department meeting?” Dilbert: “Yes, as soon as I plan my route. I have seven co-workers who I need to avoid on the way. Three are nonstop talkers. The other four ask me for something every time I […]

Timothy Shotwell is a sheriff?! / Malkin Crosby Long is a kid?! / Seneca Storm?!

November 15, 2017

Steph called me at 2:10 to see whether I was going to a last-minute dinner at Kwong Chow, near Main and 16th. Sure, I guess so… I was due to take a shower anyway, so I did that. From OLD FAITHFUL Bathroom Reader #30: Timothy Shotwell is a sheriff?! Malkin Crosby Long?! From Not Always […]

Automated microaggressions, dwarves swimming through lava, EARTHBOUND’s Chosen

November 6, 2017

From Bart_Calendar’s LiveJournal on October 5, 2017: “I came over here from your Facebook and immediately got AN AUTOMATED MICROAGGRESSION telling me how I too could transfer posts from LJ to FB. Fuck da Zuck.” No, Supergee! It’s mildly annoying at best, but that is not a microaggression! The FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF party has […]

Anders Bjork, Snapware storage bin, NEW Postscript pens, beef tripe, tentacles

October 23, 2017

I noticed some extra money in my bank account this morning, so went out at 11:30 on a 401 to get some Postscript pens x48 (I won’t have to cut myself on the packaging like I do for the Z-Grip pens), Scotties Kleenex x6, an on-sale store brand ream (500 sheets) of paper, and a […]

Benevolent sexism?! / Black people and microaggressions?! / Gender-neutral kids!

October 21, 2017

From Reddit on June 2, 2017: No, Worried19, kind and thoughtful actions by anyone (holding doors open, etc.) – even a Muslim – are NOT benevolent sexism! From Reddit on June 15, 2017: “You are one of the good ones because you’re over 60 or something” is NOT a microaggression! From Baby’s Named A Bad […]