Archive for the ‘2017’ Category

A maladjusted sleep cycle! / Straw is a human name?! / Allyssa?!

March 11, 2018

Ugh, Daylight Savings Time! I showered and did laundry today. The Canucks played Arizona at 6 tonight, and lost 1-0. From Someecards: It’s time to spring forward to a maladjusted sleep cycle. From Julie: This guy’s name is STRAW?! Really?! From Julie: Allyssa?! That’s a bad spelling of Alyssa! Advertisements

Extreme friendship dealbreakers, female-coded swimsuits, fake-quitting smoking

February 25, 2018

The computer just restarted! From Reddit on July 28, 2017: No, Bmoreisapunkrocktown, we do not have such extreme friendship dealbreakers around kids, significant others, transphobia, extroversion, clingy communication, etc. ALL WRAPPED UP INTO ONE! You’re the bad apple who makes childfree people, black people, AND introverts look bad! She even went all “special snowflake” on […]

Cyanide and Happiness menstrual cycle / Wednesdays are bad, Gegar! BROKEN PASTA!

February 21, 2018

I went to London Drugs on a 401 (just managing to get the bus in the intermittent snowflakes) at 11:55 so I could get one more two-pack of Designer Workshop pillowcases since the half-price sale ends today. I got THE WRONG SIZE – I DON’T NEED KING SIZE! Also got a NEW steak and mushroom […]

Chinese Eric disappointment and stashing things away for later! / Beaver tails!

February 14, 2018

GREEN TEA TIME! I noted that Chinese Eric had called me last night while I was trying to decide about Jimmy (not worth it – I also talked to Helen Y. about things), so I called him back this morning. Auntie answered the phone and we exchanged Chinese New Year greetings once I told her […]

Simpsons and HOMESTAR RUNNER to Imgur! / New LJ theme! / Coming out as fat?!

February 11, 2018

I managed to reconstruct the newest Imgur Bad Baby Names album because I’d accidentally deleted it the other day, and also managed to upload all 132 Simpsons mood theme pics and all 132 Homestar Runner mood theme pics to Imgur before redoing the mood themes on both my LJ and Eric Ho’s LJ! Thank goodness […]

Stonewall Jackson, Engelbert Humperdinck, platonic girlfriends being offensive

January 27, 2018

Mom called me at 8 to see if I was feeling better and if I was going tomorrow to Pizzeria Barbarella. Not really, and NO! She mentioned her email that she’d sent earlier in the week. Yeah, but that doesn’t mean I have to REPLY… sheesh! Also cancelled on Jon, who says Harma is also […]

Leopold Fucker?! / A doorway magically erasing your memory! / Supreme Mayo?!

January 21, 2018

The Canucks played the Jets at 5 today, and lost 1-0. From Julie: Leopold Fucker?! From George Takei: The doorway is a magical device that erases your memory when you walk through it. SO TRUE! From Julie: Supreme Mayo?!

Canadian polar bears, dating someone 31 when you’re 19, Tylar Marie Witt

January 11, 2018

From Pete: Meanwhile in Canada, polar bears want big trucks! From Reddit on June 4, 2017: No, TaxieCabbie, we just do not date 19-year-olds when we are 31. We definitely do not dismiss the “half your age plus seven” rule as arbitrary. Those conventions are in place for a REASON! Tylar Marie Witt?! Why would […]

Mark Reckless?! / Last words: Three spelling mistakes in a death sentence!

January 8, 2018

From the OLD FAITHFUL Bathroom Reader #30: Mark Reckless is a politician in the UK?! From Sara H. and Twitter: “I see that you have made 3 spelling mistakes.” – Last words of Marquis de Favras after reading his death sentence before being hanged in 1790.

Jawn Jang?! / Oscar Dansk and Paul Zwambag?! / Pregnant smoker and jackhammers?!

January 5, 2018

From Reddit: Around here, Sportsnet 650 has an announcer named JAWN JANG?! The Vegas Golden Knights have a goalie named Oscar Dansk, JUST LIKE THE ROYAL DANSK COOKIES! I also like the writer’s name: Paul ZWAMBAG! That sounds somehow badass! From THE ROANOKE TIMES in September 2004: Mellisa Williamson, 35, a Bulitt Avenue resident, worries […]