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George Huguely V, Yeardley Love, a lack of Disqus planning on Matt’s part

August 15, 2017

From BEHIND MANSION WALLS: George Huguely V and Yeardley Love?! Huguely makes me think of “hugely,” and Yeardley should really be confined to a last name ONLY! My highest number of upvotes yet in a Disqus comment chain: 25 for telling Matt Westwood that his cramped or busy schedule is not an excuse for being […]

Tangie / Rock / Stone Love Ambrose, Apical Meristem, Darth Vader Williamson

August 12, 2017

From Baby’s Named A Bad Bad Thing: Tangie Ambrose named her son Rock and her daughter Stone Love?! Rock and Stone?! From Not Always Friendly: Apical Meristem?! She’s also from CANNON BALL, North Dakota! From Baby’s Named A Bad Bad Thing: Darth Vader Williamson?! Of course this news story was published on STAR WARS DAY, […]

The Salad Personality Test / Stop whining about heteronormativity and gender!

August 11, 2017

“You Are Balanced” You’re the type who likes everything in moderation, and you’re especially good at balancing out life’s extremes. You are a bit of a novelty seeker, and you like to have a really good mix of things in your life. There is always room for something or someone new. You meld well with […]

What’s Inspiring About You? / How Should You Beat The Heat? / Monogonormative?!

August 11, 2017

“You Are a Go-Getter” You are a very ambitious person, and you’re constantly adding to your list of goals and dreams. While you dream big, you never let that satisfy you. You like to get out there and make sure your dreams come true. You don’t lose sight of your larger purpose in life, and […]

The Lufenian Charm Song, Michael Paul Marcus McKinney, aliens on earth in 2017

July 15, 2017

I discovered that Michael Paul Marcus McKinney unfriended me, but that’s okay! In SUPER MARIO FANTASY ADVENTURE, Mario / Luigi / Yoshi / Toad check out the Charm Song that they got from Lufenia. “Stamped on the bottom… MADE IN LEFEIN.” My ex-friend Michael Paul Marcus McKinney, whom I remember meeting via Scrabulous in 2008! […]

Black dragon breathing fire, FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF title screen, Kamala Harris

July 14, 2017

Today is Bastille Day! From Krista: Black dragon breathing fire! The FINAL FANTASY V Spoof Version 1.01 title screen! From Reddit: Kamala Harris?! Makes me think of camels!

Toxic monogamy culture, Bad Request E error message / An unknown-gender BABY?!

July 8, 2017

From Tumblr: “Toxic monogamy culture”? REALLY?! Jealousy is normal, and commitment DOES mean exclusivity! Otherwise, how can you say that you romantically love someone AND are committed to them?! Error message from Facebook a couple of weeks ago: Bad Request: E. Whatever, Facebook. These special snowflakes decided not to assume their BABY’S gender, and decided […]

Misspelling Michael TWICE in the NHL?! (Ferland and Haley) / Not acting my age!

July 5, 2017

Lisa got my birthday card… YAY! 😀 From Reddit: MICHEAL HALEY plays for the San Jose Sharks?! Why would you misspell your kid’s name like that?! No, he’s not the only one in the NHL, either… From Reddit: MICHEAL FERLAND plays for the Calgary Flames?! Why would you misspell your kid’s name like that?! No, […]

My sister accidentally killed herself… oops! / Smiling in your discomfort?!

July 2, 2017

Proudly Canadian mosaic dragon! From my ex-friend Lucas’s Discord: My sister accidentally killed herself… oops! What juxtaposition! From Reddit on June 3, 2017: “I said that I was smiling because I was uncomfortable.” No, Katydid90, we do not do that. It’s not even a fake smile, which I do indeed understand!

A hoard of dragons! / Atomic Power Robot replenishing fuel / Pik Nik sticks!

July 1, 2017

I went out at 2:30 to catch the next 401 and hopefully check out the Steveston Salmon Festival / Richmond all-day street party at Steveston Village. The 401 stopped at the lards’ old townhouse, so I decided to check out the 7-11. I got two bags of NEW limited-edition Mojo Citron Doritos Dinamita sticks before […]