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Shamoil T. Shipchandler?! / Seon, Karac, Paradise, Isha, and Brantley?!

June 7, 2018

Shamoil T. Shipchandler?! From Julie: Seon?! It’s pronounced like “see-on.” From Julie: Karac?! From Julie: Paradise is Isha’s baby boy?! From Julie: Isha?! Apparently, none of the three men was the father of her baby… From Julie: Brantley?! Advertisements

Reddit Valentine’s Day cards for all 31 NHL teams, 2018 edition!

February 14, 2018

From Reddit: Happy Valentine’s Day to Anaheim Ducks fans! (Anaheim Ducks, RW Corey Perry) From Reddit: Happy Valentine’s Day to Arizona Coyotes fans! (Arizona Coyotes, G Antti Raanta) From Reddit: Happy Valentine’s Day to Boston Bruins fans! (Boston Bruins, LW Brad Marchand) From Reddit: Happy Valentine’s Day to Buffalo Sabres fans! (Buffalo Sabres, Announcer Rick […]

Creepy Easter Bunny 2! / Royalty?! / Sher’maurianna?! / Jeramie Torres?!

February 11, 2018

COFFEE TIME! Daya was also very sensitive about my opinion on the word “y’all” – at least white Eric took it well when I said that it made him sound like a Texas hick, since he knew I was obviously joking! “A great way to lose friendships and you’ve slammed my [FICTIONAL] sweetie and Southerners,” […]

Stupid CRIME INC. banning me! / Aaron Jerome Megatron / Jeralynn and Jeremiah

April 24, 2017

I saw a dog-related post in CRIME INC. on Facebook, so of course I asked why it was there. They deleted my CRIME-RELATED Youtube playlist of CRIMINALLY LISTED videos on the 13th, yet that dog post (and numerous other non-crime posts about people’s work and personal lives) stays up?! If I’d known THAT was going […]

Hiding behind your mod friends / Tandoori chicken / Meanwhile in Saskatchewan…

October 10, 2016

RANT: If you can’t even deal with a slightly snarky comment yourself (and instead hide behind your fellow mod friend so THEY can deal with it), claim “disrespect” when I call you out on it to said mod friend in a subreddit which you DON’T EVEN MODERATE (since obviously you don’t want to talk to […]

Dentist appointment with hard plastic / Red rice! / Sorry about Mario Kart

September 7, 2016

Sorry not sorry, dental hygienist, but my mouth was not made for hard plastic squares inserted in a most uncomfortable way (up and down instead of across my tongue), especially not when I gag on it! Yes, I understand the need for dental X-rays. Luckily, there was an alternative, but still. The whole dental cleaning […]

Don’t ask me why I post things on MY OWN Facebook page!!!!!

July 10, 2016

I’m SO tired of people asking me *why* I am posting things on my own Facebook page. I obviously posted whatever it is (status / link / photo / video / etc.) for MY OWN FUCKING REASONS. You are NOT allowed to ask me why unless you think I’m going off the deep end, and […]

Wesley, Sam, and Ayler beans! (dream) / No warnings needed for topless women!

May 26, 2016

I dreamed that I was hanging out with Wesley, his ex (who was named Sam and not Sarah), their son (not daughter?!), and a bunch of other kids. For some reason, I was weirdly jealous of the son, but managed to hide it well enough. At some point, I tried talking to the kid (who […]

Tags are not inflicting any imposition! / Dr. Stephen Wang the urologist?!

April 23, 2016

I started out my morning by spilling boiling hot coffee on my hand at 6:45 AM! This is why early mornings should not exist. Luckily, my hand was fine within a few minutes, and there was just enough water left in the water boiler to make another cup right away, without having to wait for […]

No extra trips which are draining! / Newton / Food scraps bin / Cooking experience

June 19, 2015

Jon emailed us at 10 AM to say that Father’s Day dinner tomorrow would be at House of Canton. Fine by me, as I will be out already to help with the boys, and won’t have to make yet another draining special trip from Richmond for these people! Either way, I will love my recharge […]