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World’s greatest farter mug, single moms claiming Father’s Day, Pee and Poo

June 15, 2019

Not-so-dear random and selfish Dreamwidth user: My journal tags are for ME and MY CONVENIENCE, not for whoever else happens to stumble across my journal. I don’t care about a random user searching for stuff about movies. YOU are the rude one for suggesting that my tags should be for anyone and everyone. Also, that […]

Michael Butman, Lieutenant Chance Sweat, Sheila Butt, and Adolph Gasser?!

June 11, 2019

No more r/AskWomen for me! How is “Who has trouble pooping in a public restroom, girls?” rude and “invalidation”? SO FUCKING VAGUE! Jesus Christ, some (SJW) people need to grow a thicker skin and stop getting offended over anything and everything! When you gotta go, you gotta go! No “performance anxiety” should be involved, because […]

Teena?! / Lickman Road Exit 116 in Chilliwack! / Kalisha?! / Latasha again?!

April 17, 2019

Jimmy blocked me again, but he’s an idiot who can’t take being told that he is wrong about everything. Despite what he thinks, I did make an effort on his birthday. I just was not available all day, and I definitely did wish him a happy birthday. Of COURSE I went to bed after doing […]

Brantlee, Malia, Khy’Meir, and Khario?! / Autocorrect, thongs, and Nintendo!

February 23, 2019

I showered and did laundry today. The Canucks played the Islanders at 7 tonight, and lost 4-0. From Julie: Brantlee?! From Julie: Malia reminds her of malaria! From Julie: Khy’Meir?! Like the Khmer Rouge in Vietnam?! From Julie: Khario?! Like Cairo and Mario mashed together?! From Sara: Stupid auto-correct. You always end up posting some […]

Boston Pizza Starters! / Brantley is such a white trash name!

September 8, 2018

This morning, I managed to fix an Internet connection problem all by myself again! (the problem was a rogue ethernet cable getting loose and unplugging itself from the modem) Super glad that I didn’t have to call Eric in for this! I decided to go to Boston Pizza today at 4:30 on a 401 (just […]

Shamoil T. Shipchandler?! / Seon, Karac, Paradise, Isha, and Brantley?!

June 7, 2018

Shamoil T. Shipchandler?! From Julie: Seon?! It’s pronounced like “see-on.” From Julie: Karac?! From Julie: Paradise is Isha’s baby boy?! From Julie: Isha?! Apparently, none of the three men was the father of her baby… From Julie: Brantley?!

Reddit Valentine’s Day cards for all 31 NHL teams, 2018 edition!

February 14, 2018

From Reddit: Happy Valentine’s Day to Anaheim Ducks fans! (Anaheim Ducks, RW Corey Perry) From Reddit: Happy Valentine’s Day to Arizona Coyotes fans! (Arizona Coyotes, G Antti Raanta) From Reddit: Happy Valentine’s Day to Boston Bruins fans! (Boston Bruins, LW Brad Marchand) From Reddit: Happy Valentine’s Day to Buffalo Sabres fans! (Buffalo Sabres, Announcer Rick […]

Creepy Easter Bunny 2! / Royalty?! / Sher’maurianna?! / Jeramie Torres?!

February 11, 2018

COFFEE TIME! Daya was also very sensitive about my opinion on the word “y’all” – at least white Eric took it well when I said that it made him sound like a Texas hick, since he knew I was obviously joking! “A great way to lose friendships and you’ve slammed my [FICTIONAL] sweetie and Southerners,” […]

Stupid CRIME INC. banning me! / Aaron Jerome Megatron / Jeralynn and Jeremiah

April 24, 2017

I saw a dog-related post in CRIME INC. on Facebook, so of course I asked why it was there. They deleted my CRIME-RELATED Youtube playlist of CRIMINALLY LISTED videos on the 13th, yet that dog post (and numerous other non-crime posts about people’s work and personal lives) stays up?! If I’d known THAT was going […]

Hiding behind your mod friends / Tandoori chicken / Meanwhile in Saskatchewan…

October 10, 2016

RANT: If you can’t even deal with a slightly snarky comment yourself (and instead hide behind your fellow mod friend so THEY can deal with it), claim “disrespect” when I call you out on it to said mod friend in a subreddit which you DON’T EVEN MODERATE (since obviously you don’t want to talk to […]