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Marilyn and Robert Hoes have a tombstone?! / Reading glasses / Walter / Stupid!

June 26, 2020

There was a good reason why this rotini / penne Barilla Ready Pasta was on sale the other day – it technically already expired between June 15 to June 17! Oh well, it should still be fine for the next week or so, but I did eat one for breakfast. After DOUBLE COFFEE TIME and […]

Nik Ritchie and TheDirty.com?! / Ogg the doubtful caveman with a laptop?!

June 26, 2020

I got temporarily banned from Casual Conversation on Reddit for rightfully calling someone a troll. Why isn’t “name-calling” allowed? That would be AWESOME! I hope the person who reported me goes through a major inconvenience! These bans are getting really fucking old… From Julie M. and DR. PHIL: Nik Ritchie is the creator of TheDirty.com?! […]

Booty Sweat and Bust-A-Nut, Cheddar Chipotle Sidekicks, coronavirus devil

May 2, 2020

From Reddit: At EXACTLY 7:17 PM, you are 69,420 seconds through the day. QUIRKY TIME COINCIDENCE! I finally blocked Kate on Discord – I don’t NEED to hear her TMI stories or her insufficient apologies with “lol” for the “leaf” comment with question marks blaming her offensive denseness on her autism! I especially don’t want […]

BLIND SPOT is not an ableist term! How stupid! / Mamee Vegetarian Noodles!

April 29, 2020

Did laundry today. Had to take someone else’s load out of the dryer so I could start mine on time. Came back to a printed note: “Please don’t grab my stuff out of the dryer when I’m five minutes late!” Well, maybe you should be ON TIME since other people need to use the coin […]

Banana bread, animals, and pompano! / Rannita Williams and Johnathan Robinson?!

March 19, 2020

Ayler called me at 6:15, wanting to know if I had gotten coronavirus yet. Not yet, and they haven’t either! They made banana bread yesterday, and had fish and chips for dinner today. Beckett ate only the sides of the fish, but Ayler says he himself can eat one pompano – hahaha, sounds good! He […]

Best selfie, blue dragon on Google Maps, Bo Bun Hue, butter chicken wings

January 31, 2020

Before COFFEE TIME / BRUSSELS SPROUTS TIME / HOT CHOCOLATE TIME, I called Chrystal at work at 10:10 AM to remind her about tonight. I left at 6:50 on a 414 (which actually had the wheelchair ramp slope in use instead of the steps) to get to London Drugs on time at 7:30 or so. […]

Leaving V4F, Mom’s stupidity, spicy Samyang dumplings, furry Shirakiku squid

January 23, 2020

I finally left that V4F Discord server run by cliquey millennials with double standards for the original members vs. people who joined later, because the “mod” SJ and a person with “just his opinions on your food photos and presentation” (KPOP) HAVE PISSED OFF THE WRONG PERSON! I am the FIRE DRAGON! “Vancouver for friends,” […]

Hell, Michigan?! / Burger King, Rambo, and Facebook are banned in Mexico?!

October 19, 2019

COFFEE TIME! Do not join the r/Canucks Discord server! The mods and admins are all rude immature teenagers who think that I, a grown woman, am “disrespecting them” by posting a VERY sanitized rant about people who “need” Reddit reminders about the two 10 AM games this weekend. Just set an alarm, dude… no need […]

Daniel Milder, Andrew Fried, Bailee Smith, Krista Hiscock, and Jaiden Shields?!

October 3, 2019

Hayley posted a “wings meetup” in the Sober Server… WITH NO TIME, DATE, OR PLACE! Does she have an aversion to it, or is it because she’s a millennial?! Nate thinks I seem bitter, but that’s not the case. Even Term affirmed that one! I’m not going to go to a hangout without a time, […]

Baileigh, Braidyn, Mornisha, Ladrea, Shay, Dewayne, Dewaun, JC, and Kiana?!

August 27, 2019

Chinese Eric texted me to say that his co-worker had gotten him a “great” deal on BC Lions tickets for Sept. 13: only $40 to $50 each! HA HA HA. If this is for BOTH our birthdays, it should be something we BOTH like, and I don’t even like football at the best of times! […]