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Chukuemeka Emenanjo, deep-fried fish with sexy curry, cats and cereal killers

July 24, 2017

I was up at 7:40 AM, so it was COFFEE TIME BY DEFAULT! Also, I’m too full on these mashed potatoes! From LinkedIn: Chukuemeka Emenanjo?! From Engrish.com: Deep-fried fish with sexy curry! From Janina and Just Cat Things: This cat says, “Come quickly, Mama! I caught him! I caught a cereal killer!” The other cat […]

Bartz, Lenna, Faris, and Galuf at Bal Castle: Bad jokes will get you PUNished!

July 10, 2017

I went out to the Bay at 3:15 on a 407 for a new 3-pack of Jockey underwear in size 9 (last bought on November 15, 2016) since I needed some partly because of the other day. Thank goodness for extra money in my bank account! Then I went to London Drugs to get Tasty […]

Christian Grey and Dr. Frank N Furter! / Anus beef?! / Chicken pox pie?!

June 30, 2017

Hester came by at 4:20 to check the freezer. As I thought, the dumplings did not freeze overnight! Thank goodness I kept that old bag for proof, as she’ll NOW call maintenance after the long weekend. I guess I can call Barry on Tuesday, then. From Janina: Christian Grey from FIFTY SHADES OF GREY says, […]

Complaining about being single / No touching yourself / Someone OUTTA thrash ya?!

June 8, 2017

Since I got up at 7:25 AM, it was COFFEE TIME! Later, I called Seafair Safeway customer service to see if I could return Oakridge Safeway items there instead. Since I could, I made plans to go there to return the Tostitos / Mrs. Renfro’s salsa since I can’t open it even with the jar […]

$999,999.99 ink cartridge refills?! / Pillsbury poutine Pizza Pops! / Keyboard!

May 24, 2017

After I had COFFEE TIME and called London Drugs customer service to find out when their current sale ends on Rubbermaid dish drainers (May 28), Barry picked me up at 12:45 and we went banking and to Price Smart. I bought on-sale Classico pasta sauce x2 (Four Cheese and Tomato / Pesto), noodles, a shower […]

Photo merging! / OH, RICK! / Mamee noodle snacks! / Cavatappi and casarecce!

April 26, 2017

Photo merging, stacking, combination, or juxtaposition! Combine two images into one! I paid my Shaw and hydro bills online today. Barry picked me up at 1 after I had COFFEE TIME, and we went to both banks before heading to Price Smart. I bought Gatorade Cool Blue Raspberry x6, Excel White gum x3, $1 Sidekicks […]

Cosmas Curry?! / Luck Be In The Air Tonight?! / Gangsta Rap Coloring Book?!

April 23, 2017

From Julie: Cosmas Curry?! From Janina: If you didn’t get “Luck Be In The Air Tonight” on this WHEEL OF FORTUNE puzzle, the Internet has probably ruined you. From Buzzfeed: GANGSTA RAP COLORING BOOK?!

Celina Midelfart, having a post-shower shit, finally pooping, shameful love-baby

March 3, 2017

From Julie: Celina MIDELFART used to date Donald Trump?! From Reddit and Daniel Tosh: You ever have a post-shower shit? Might as well go to bed and start your whole day over. That face you make when you finally take a poop! A shart is when a fart and a shit have a shameful love-baby […]

Mr. Dogfood, Oily Mincemeat, Lardna Mincemeat, Ness in pajamas, Lier X. Agerate

February 26, 2017

PRODUCT WARNING: I’m banning Aroi curry noodles from my apartment. They can make you shart, and give you diarrhea! In MOTHER 2 DELUXE, Ness and Jeff teleport to Twoson from Fourside. They go to the Chaos theatre, where the Runaway Brothers were playing. The theatre manager is named MR. DOGFOOD?! In MOTHER 2 DELUXE, Ness […]

Campbell’s soup, tortellini, beef pot roast, melatonin, and Nourish Bowls!

February 23, 2017

I finally changed my Gmail signature this morning! No, my parents and some other email contacts are NOT good friends of mine! Old: “Congratulations! You have received this email because you are most likely a friend of mine in good standing. If you feel that you’ve received this message in error, please contact me by […]