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Complaining about being single / No touching yourself / Someone OUTTA thrash ya?!

June 8, 2017

Since I got up at 7:25 AM, it was COFFEE TIME! Later, I called Seafair Safeway customer service to see if I could return Oakridge Safeway items there instead. Since I could, I made plans to go there to return the Tostitos / Mrs. Renfro’s salsa since I can’t open it even with the jar […]

$999,999.99 ink cartridge refills?! / Pillsbury poutine Pizza Pops! / Keyboard!

May 24, 2017

After I had COFFEE TIME and called London Drugs customer service to find out when their current sale ends on Rubbermaid dish drainers (May 28), Barry picked me up at 12:45 and we went banking and to Price Smart. I bought on-sale Classico pasta sauce x2 (Four Cheese and Tomato / Pesto), noodles, a shower […]

Photo merging! / OH, RICK! / Mamee noodle snacks! / Cavatappi and casarecce!

April 26, 2017

Photo merging, stacking, combination, or juxtaposition! Combine two images into one! I paid my Shaw and hydro bills online today. Barry picked me up at 1 after I had COFFEE TIME, and we went to both banks before heading to Price Smart. I bought Gatorade Cool Blue Raspberry x6, Excel White gum x3, $1 Sidekicks […]

Cosmas Curry?! / Luck Be In The Air Tonight?! / Gangsta Rap Coloring Book?!

April 23, 2017

From Julie: Cosmas Curry?! From Janina: If you didn’t get “Luck Be In The Air Tonight” on this WHEEL OF FORTUNE puzzle, the Internet has probably ruined you. From Buzzfeed: GANGSTA RAP COLORING BOOK?!

Celina Midelfart, having a post-shower shit, finally pooping, shameful love-baby

March 3, 2017

From Julie: Celina MIDELFART used to date Donald Trump?! From Reddit and Daniel Tosh: You ever have a post-shower shit? Might as well go to bed and start your whole day over. That face you make when you finally take a poop! A shart is when a fart and a shit have a shameful love-baby […]

Mr. Dogfood, Oily Mincemeat, Lardna Mincemeat, Ness in pajamas, Lier X. Agerate

February 26, 2017

PRODUCT WARNING: I’m banning Aroi curry noodles from my apartment. They can make you shart, and give you diarrhea! In MOTHER 2 DELUXE, Ness and Jeff teleport to Twoson from Fourside. They go to the Chaos theatre, where the Runaway Brothers were playing. The theatre manager is named MR. DOGFOOD?! In MOTHER 2 DELUXE, Ness […]

Campbell’s soup, tortellini, beef pot roast, melatonin, and Nourish Bowls!

February 23, 2017

I finally changed my Gmail signature this morning! No, my parents and some other email contacts are NOT good friends of mine! Old: “Congratulations! You have received this email because you are most likely a friend of mine in good standing. If you feel that you’ve received this message in error, please contact me by […]

Curry noodles, curry rice, Indomie Mi Goreng noodles, Cheemo, Metrotown garbage

January 18, 2017

Before Barry picked me up at noon to go banking and food shopping, I had coffee and noodles, then paid my Shaw bill online. He filled up at a gas station first, but that was fine. We saw a complex with a Copa CafĂ© and a T&T Supermarket very nearby to me… maybe I’ll check […]

Snow and God coming! / A Japanese Halloween Christmas tree! / Let it snow!

December 25, 2016

MERRY CHRISTMAS! I called Steph just now to see if I could get a ride to Christmas dinner, although I’m not thrilled about the idea. At least I could get one… WTF church sign from Our Savior’s Lutheran Church: As snow fell silently, God came. Merry Christmas. Barry told me about this Halloween Christmas tree […]

No more Softsoap body wash! / Udon! / Napoleon’s height is a dealbreaker!

September 22, 2016

PRODUCT WARNING: Vanessa convinced me that maybe it was my Softsoap body wash which was causing me problems down there, so now I’ve had to ban those from my apartment. We also talked about sushi and udon! Kitty’s friend Gemma Wright added me to Facebook – okay, then! Barry picked me up at 11:30 to […]