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Donald Bullcoming?! / North West, Saint West, Chicago West, and Psalm West?!

September 7, 2019

Donald Bullcoming?! From May 17, 2019: Oh, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West… North West, Saint West, Chicago West, and Psalm West?! Advertisements

Labor Day failures! / Dr. Trent Artichoker, Brookelyn Farthing, Critley King?!

September 1, 2019

Today’s date is a palindrome: 9/1/19! I went out shopping at 5:05 on a 407 at London Drugs. I got more 48 chewable Pepto-Bismol tablets, 400 Mead index cards, two GOODY toothbrush holders, and NEW on-sale Ruby Cocoa Kit-Kat chocolate bars before coming home at 5:55 on another 407. NEW Ruby Cocoa Kit-Kat chocolate bars! […]

Rubbing alcohol, Poppycock, Crispers, candy cigarettes, Choux Chantilly, Gizella

August 22, 2019

After I had DOUBLE COFFEE TIME, the handyman came by at 11:30 to install the brand-new toilet float valve – YES! I don’t care if it takes 90 seconds to fully refill the toilet (tank) now, because at least it works! Better than Hester lecturing me about “flush the toilet tenderly and not with a […]

69,420 days from August 20, 2019 until April 20, 2069?! / Mentos and more!

August 20, 2019

From the r/hockey Discord server: There are 69,420 days from August 20, 2019 until April 20, 2069?! Mint Chewy Dragees Mentos! Clorets gum! Arctic Frost Mentos chewing gum! Wintergreen Icebreakers mints! Cinnamon Icebreakers mints! Cherry Berry Splash / Strawberry Icebreakers Sours! Thanks for the birthday 2010 gift, Mom and Dad! Cheese Nips crackers! Thanks for […]

Bad and Unique Baby Names 12! / Lakeitha Joseph?! Cati Blauvert?! BAD SPELLING!

July 2, 2019

Bad and Unique Baby Names 12! From Youtube: Lakeitha Joseph?! From Youtube: Cati Blauvelt?! BAD SPELLING OF KATIE!

Diamond Bynum and KING WALKER?! / Kaiiden?! / Tyneshia?! / Tierra?!

October 18, 2018

COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played the Jets at 5 today, and lost 4-1. I also took a shower today. From Reddit and r/unresolvedmysteries: Diamond Bynum and KING WALKER?! From Julie: Kaiiden?! Why does Kaiden have an extra I? BAD SPELLING! From Julie: Tyneshia?! From Julie: Tierra?!

Eyeball ultrasound! / Asking my wife why she can’t sleep is a mistake!

September 27, 2018

I left at 10:30 on a 407 to meet Mom and Dad at Oakridge with my fall / winter coats that may need complicated washing, but I have no idea why Mom’s appointment with Dr. Kuo the acupuncturist would take two hours. STABWOUND THERAPY! Oh wait, they CHATTED?! Dad insisted on accompanying me to St. […]

Reading my browser bookmarks! / Stabbing something 1000 times!

September 24, 2018

It’s the Mid-Autumn Festival and National Punctuation Day today! I just increased my computer font size to 125% – it’s not “recommended,” but now I can actually READ my Google Chrome / Firefox / Opera bookmarks! The Canucks played Los Angeles at 6 in the fifth game of their 2018-2019 training camp at SALT LAKE […]

Dragon pens, orange / red / green dragon, baby dragons with rune books

September 16, 2018

The computer just restarted! At least it only takes two minutes now to get everything going again, maybe one more minute if you include Chrome pages in the browser! PHEW! From Dragons: Dragon pens! From Krista: An orange, red, and green dragon! From Dragons: Baby dragons with rune books and candles!

Brace yourselves… the NHL preseason is coming!

September 15, 2018

Barry A. Cook and Kyriakos Gouridaris tried adding me to Facebook – DENIED! Steph called me unexpectedly the other day (the 13th) to vent about Mom and her overly-complicated planning, especially trying to let JON pick the location for MY birthday AGAIN. His kids are not an excuse for everything! Planning with Lisa’s side of […]