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Mardi Gras 2020! / Andromada Deberry?! / Purple sticky rice! / Czech noodles!

February 25, 2020

Today is Mardi Gras 2020! I had some New England Clam Chowder today for National Clam Chowder Day. After COFFEE TIME, I went out at 2:45 on a 401 to help with the kids, but I just missed both buses – UGH! Got to the house, where the kids seemed to be better. Beckett walked […]

Best selfie, blue dragon on Google Maps, Bo Bun Hue, butter chicken wings

January 31, 2020

Before COFFEE TIME / BRUSSELS SPROUTS TIME / HOT CHOCOLATE TIME, I called Chrystal at work at 10:10 AM to remind her about tonight. I left at 6:50 on a 414 (which actually had the wheelchair ramp slope in use instead of the steps) to get to London Drugs on time at 7:30 or so. […]

Fake meaningful POUTINE tattoo! / Fertility, Pennsylvania?! / Noodle, Texas?!

December 24, 2019

It is Christmas Eve today! From Julie: Wanting a small tattoo that has lots of meaning to you. LIVE? No, let’s get a fake tattoo of POUTINE and a heart, obviously written on yourself with marker! There’s a town called NOODLE, Texas?! Julie M. lives near a town called Fertility, Pennsylvania?!

What I do during small talk / Chrystal, Benkei Ramen, Copenhagen, St. Petersburg

September 27, 2019

I failed at the Excel peppermint gum lottery THREE TIMES, so I had to buy more while I was out anyway! After COFFEE TIME, I went out at 6:35 on a 407 to meet Chrystal at the Broadway London Drugs at 7:30 for Birthday Dinner #3 of 4. She was on time, and we went […]

My body is a temple! / Abusing the REPORT button! / Error: Request too large?

September 23, 2019

Since my vanilla Nivea lotion with almond oil pump decided to go down again, I went to London Drugs at 4:30 on a 407. I got NEW De Ruiter Dutch Speculaas cookies, NEW Jergen’s Cherry Almond lotion, store brand Ziploc bags x2, and Dare Cookie Butter cookies. At least I got back home at 5:50 […]

Donald Bullcoming?! / North West, Saint West, Chicago West, and Psalm West?!

September 7, 2019

Donald Bullcoming?! From May 17, 2019: Oh, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West… North West, Saint West, Chicago West, and Psalm West?!

Labor Day failures! / Dr. Trent Artichoker, Brookelyn Farthing, Critley King?!

September 1, 2019

Today’s date is a palindrome: 9/1/19! I went out shopping at 5:05 on a 407 at London Drugs. I got more 48 chewable Pepto-Bismol tablets, 400 Mead index cards, two GOODY toothbrush holders, and NEW on-sale Ruby Cocoa Kit-Kat chocolate bars before coming home at 5:55 on another 407. NEW Ruby Cocoa Kit-Kat chocolate bars! […]

Rubbing alcohol, Poppycock, Crispers, candy cigarettes, Choux Chantilly, Gizella

August 22, 2019

After I had DOUBLE COFFEE TIME, the handyman came by at 11:30 to install the brand-new toilet float valve – YES! I don’t care if it takes 90 seconds to fully refill the toilet (tank) now, because at least it works! Better than Hester lecturing me about “flush the toilet tenderly and not with a […]

69,420 days from August 20, 2019 until April 20, 2069?! / Mentos and more!

August 20, 2019

From the r/hockey Discord server: There are 69,420 days from August 20, 2019 until April 20, 2069?! Mint Chewy Dragees Mentos! Clorets gum! Arctic Frost Mentos chewing gum! Wintergreen Icebreakers mints! Cinnamon Icebreakers mints! Cherry Berry Splash / Strawberry Icebreakers Sours! Thanks for the birthday 2010 gift, Mom and Dad! Cheese Nips crackers! Thanks for […]

Bad and Unique Baby Names 12! / Lakeitha Joseph?! Cati Blauvert?! BAD SPELLING!

July 2, 2019

Bad and Unique Baby Names 12! From Youtube: Lakeitha Joseph?! From Youtube: Cati Blauvelt?! BAD SPELLING OF KATIE!