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Douglas Duncan robs Dunkin’ Donuts?! / Gorilla Jasper! / Sixi roasted husband!

June 11, 2017

From AMERICA’S DUMBEST CRIMINALS: A guy named Douglas Duncan robbed Dunkin’ Donuts?! Bonus: His accomplice was named Howard Johnson! From Janina: This gorilla is saying, “HUBERT! JASPER! I am not paying this man to take pictures of you two fooling around! Now sit still and behave!” From Engrish.com and Library of Most Controversial Files: Sixi […]

Coffee and your opinion / I can’t find it on Google! / Ultros as octopus royalty

June 2, 2017

I found some Youtube 24/7 streams of SOUTH PARK episodes, so of course I’m watching those! The last time I watched SOUTH PARK was in December 2014 here on TV with Mike at 10-10:30 PM! I woke up at 7:15 AM, so of course it was COFFEE TIME! It’s also National Doughnut Day today! From […]

Thinking for yourself / Zuzu Verk?! / Zdeno Chara’s bed for Sochi 2014 Olympics!

April 22, 2017

Education: Why think for yourself, when you’d be better off just accepting our teachings without resistance? Now, just drink the Kool-Aid like Adam Hilliker wants you to… From Dateline NBC: Zuzu Verk was a murder victim?! From CFOX: This was 6 foot, 10 inch Zdeno Chara’s bed for the Sochi Olympics in 2014!

Jesus coming once a year, Death Valley Road, Jesus getting his nails painted

April 16, 2017

Since I was up at 5:30 AM after going to bed at 1:15 AM, I had COFFEE TIME! What the fuck, body? I’m definitely taking melatonin tonight before bed! WTF church sign from the Kingsley Lake Baptist Church: Easter comes once a year. How often do you? A Twitch streamer I follow (Highspirits) is doing […]

Steve Bear is an Angeles Forest ranger?! / John Argue was trained as a lawyer?!

April 14, 2017

From ALL-PURPOSE BATHROOM READER #13: Steve Bear is an Angeles National Forest ranger?! From ALL-PURPOSE BATHROOM READER #13: John Argue was trained as a lawyer?!

Thomas BACON arrested in an assault about SAUSAGE! / Broccoli, mushroom, walnut

April 9, 2017

Ayler called me again at 12:50 to ask what time I’d be eating lunch and what time I’d be finished eating, so I told him that I’d be eating pasta at 1:30, but I’d have to make it first. Then Hiero said that he’d had a pink and white and red cupcake today: nice! Harmony […]

Samoa Samoa, Razor Shines, Boots Day, Napoleon Outlaw III, Blue Moon Odom

April 4, 2017

I showered today. The Canucks played the Sharks at 7:30 tonight, and San Jose got two goals in the first thirty seconds of the game! Then the game ended in a 3-1 loss. Too familiar! From The Bleacher Report: Samoa Samoa?! From The Bleacher Report: Razor Shines?! From The Bleacher Report: Boots Day?! From The […]

Days off, Sherm joining the party, Sherm being civilized, friends and boobs

March 17, 2017

Cleaning the underside of my mouse results in Chrome issuing a malformed or illegal request. Okay, then… You Should Spend the Day Lounging You take the idea of self-care seriously, and when you get a day off, you are all about renewal. Even if you spend the whole day on the couch, you never feel […]

Library books, overcoming shyness, newspapers, height, mysterious moving tower

March 4, 2017

Someone with the last name of Chowdhury added me to Facebook – I DON’T THINK SO! I had to spend 45 minutes this morning quarantining some malware named ScanGuard (with MalwareBytes) and then deleting the Who Deleted Me? app because that’s where it came from. UGH! Later, I installed Facebook Purity instead on Chrome, Firefox, […]

Farting while someone is crying, cute poop emoji cushions, crystal bling toilet

February 24, 2017

I HATE TOILET EMERGENCIES! I had to throw away some panties! From Wesley and Failblog: Google Autocomplete Fail! Is it rude to fart when someone is crying? From Alice and Wish.com: Cute poop emoji cushions for a Christmas present! From Ripley’s Believe It Or Not: A crystal bling toilet! It has more than 72,000 pieces […]