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Come forth, Yog-Sothoth! / The hiryuu dragon contracted syphilis?! / Bike boats

November 16, 2017

Helen S. unfriended me for some weird reason! The Canucks played the NEW Las Vegas Golden Knights at 7 tonight, and lost 5-2. At the Bal Castle gate in FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF, these soldiers are chanting. “TALUBSI! ADULA! ULU! BAACHUR! Come forth, Yog-Sothoth! Come forth!” “Why are we the only ones who take this […]

Sixtus Rees-Mogg?! / Wulfric Wentworth Pius?! / Well, hello there, Nicolas Cage!

November 6, 2017

The Canucks played Detroit at 7 tonight, and lost 3-2. At least Del Zotto got his first Canucks goal? From Reddit: Alfred Wulfric Leyson Pius, Thomas Wentworth Somerset Dunstan, Peter Theodore Alphege, Anselm Charles Fitzwilliam, Mary Anne Charlotte Emma, and Sixtus Dominic Boniface Christopher Rees-Mogg?! I’ve edited this in MS Paint to include an Oxford […]

2012 Mayan calendar freakout / Slightly unclean and not very tasty cookies!

October 12, 2017

Helen Claire Andrus tried adding a XENIA account on Facebook – DENIED! Eric Ho actually emailed me in among all those problems to say that his supervisor said that he might be on standby for Saturday evening. DON’T YOU HAVE LEEWAY OR A FUCKING LIFE AFTER WORK?! I took a shower today. From Barbara Ratcliff: […]

Frost breath dragon, Helen Storer, Rachel Houser, Natalie-Ketrina McLeod

October 11, 2017

From Krista: A dragon fighting with frost breath against a knight! From Not Always Working: Helen Storer?! Yes, I’d love to store stuff at your house! You can’t say no! From Not Always Working: Rachel Houser?! So do you give houses to people, or let them live with you? SWEET! From Not Always Right: Natalie-Ketrina […]

Dsru Bin? / Felicia Flutters Schuman?! / Heleen Van Grootven?! / Khadijah Cook?!

October 4, 2017

It’s the Mid-Autumn Festival today! It’s NATIONAL TACO DAY today! I’m also 99% better! From Not Always Working: Dsru Bin?! I had to block him when we were using Facebook comments for the Not Always sites. From Not Always Right: Felicia Flutters Schuman?! I like the alliteration of Felicia Flutters! From Not Always Hopeless: Heleen […]

Tommy being stupidly defensive / Dumbing yourself down and defenestrating idiots

August 17, 2017

Last night, Tommy was being pretty annoying with his continuous Facebook messages, so I gave him one-word answers till he apparently got the hint. Then he dragged me into a Facebook group chat with Helen and Jimmy at 10:15 PM to talk about Jen and defend her behavior. We weren’t too impressed with his excuses […]

You have caged my heart! / A Starman Statue! / Ghosts inhabiting Threed tunnel

February 14, 2017

COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played Pittsburgh at 4 today, and lost 4-0. A Nicolas Cage Valentine’s Day card from Julie: You’ve caged my heart! In BOZOBOUND, Bozo is trying to get to Cirque de Town. For some weird reason, a Starman statue is blocking the path. In BOZOBOUND, Bozo and Paige stay overnight at the […]

Life better after a big poo, friends forever, fiery farts, a Number Two Pencil

January 26, 2017

From Helen S.: Life is always better after a big poo. From Julie S.: Toilet paper and poop are friends forever! From Reddit: Here’s a fiery fart! From Pete and FART IS A FOUR-LETTER WORD: Here’s a Number Two Pencil for you!

What I got for Christmas 2016!

January 1, 2017

From Helen Y.: Snoopy and Woodstock with party hats and confetti! From Helen Y.: Snoopy and Woodstock are saying that it’s almost 2017! What I got for Christmas 2016! * lots of online wishes! (Mandy D.-R. [a_phoenixdragon], Alan Cofman, Lena M., Vivian S., Cathy B., Christine B., Julie S. [moonshar], Michelle S., Cathy W. [understimulated], […]

Correct toilet paper rolling direction, chemistry H20, concentrated awesome

December 19, 2016

From CFOX: Rolling the toilet paper OVER the roll is right and good. Rolling the toilet paper UNDER the roll is wrong and bad. Waiter: “Can I take your drink order?” Chemist: “I’m a chemist, so I’ll just have some H20.” Chemist’s friend: “LOL, I’ll have some H2O, too.” Chemist drinks water, and his friend […]