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Early Charlemagne?! / Torrance is a name?! / Can’t stop drinking coffee!

June 17, 2018

It’s Father’s Day today. I discovered (old?) mouse turds in the storage box, so had to throw it (and stray lids) out along with all its contents: THE ASSASSIN’S CLOAK, Kleenex boxes, mini-Kleenex, papers, and more! Went out to Shoppers Drug Mart on a 407 at 11:30 to get a shrimp tempura roll for International […]

Creepy Easter Bunny 15! / Chinese New Year stickers 6! / Kh’zari and Zi’layah?!

March 3, 2018

I talked to Jimmy and Helen this morning about Tommy since Helen is seriously thinking of blocking Tommy. Helen was very surprised when I told her exactly what Tommy had called me, and told him that she had no time for his childish behavior. EXACTLY! Apparently, Jimmy and Helen are going to be at the […]

Chinese Eric disappointment and stashing things away for later! / Beaver tails!

February 14, 2018

GREEN TEA TIME! I noted that Chinese Eric had called me last night while I was trying to decide about Jimmy (not worth it – I also talked to Helen Y. about things), so I called him back this morning. Auntie answered the phone and we exchanged Chinese New Year greetings once I told her […]

Come forth, Yog-Sothoth! / The hiryuu dragon contracted syphilis?! / Bike boats

November 16, 2017

Helen S. unfriended me for some weird reason! The Canucks played the NEW Las Vegas Golden Knights at 7 tonight, and lost 5-2. At the Bal Castle gate in FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF, these soldiers are chanting. “TALUBSI! ADULA! ULU! BAACHUR! Come forth, Yog-Sothoth! Come forth!” “Why are we the only ones who take this […]

Sixtus Rees-Mogg?! / Wulfric Wentworth Pius?! / Well, hello there, Nicolas Cage!

November 6, 2017

The Canucks played Detroit at 7 tonight, and lost 3-2. At least Del Zotto got his first Canucks goal? From Reddit: Alfred Wulfric Leyson Pius, Thomas Wentworth Somerset Dunstan, Peter Theodore Alphege, Anselm Charles Fitzwilliam, Mary Anne Charlotte Emma, and Sixtus Dominic Boniface Christopher Rees-Mogg?! I’ve edited this in MS Paint to include an Oxford […]

2012 Mayan calendar freakout / Slightly unclean and not very tasty cookies!

October 12, 2017

Helen Claire Andrus tried adding a XENIA account on Facebook – DENIED! Eric Ho actually emailed me in among all those problems to say that his supervisor said that he might be on standby for Saturday evening. DON’T YOU HAVE LEEWAY OR A FUCKING LIFE AFTER WORK?! I took a shower today. From Barbara Ratcliff: […]

Frost breath dragon, Helen Storer, Rachel Houser, Natalie-Ketrina McLeod

October 11, 2017

From Krista: A dragon fighting with frost breath against a knight! From Not Always Working: Helen Storer?! Yes, I’d love to store stuff at your house! You can’t say no! From Not Always Working: Rachel Houser?! So do you give houses to people, or let them live with you? SWEET! From Not Always Right: Natalie-Ketrina […]

Dsru Bin? / Felicia Flutters Schuman?! / Heleen Van Grootven?! / Khadijah Cook?!

October 4, 2017

It’s the Mid-Autumn Festival today! It’s NATIONAL TACO DAY today! I’m also 99% better! From Not Always Working: Dsru Bin?! I had to block him when we were using Facebook comments for the Not Always sites. From Not Always Right: Felicia Flutters Schuman?! I like the alliteration of Felicia Flutters! From Not Always Hopeless: Heleen […]

Tommy being stupidly defensive / Dumbing yourself down and defenestrating idiots

August 17, 2017

Last night, Tommy was being pretty annoying with his continuous Facebook messages, so I gave him one-word answers till he apparently got the hint. Then he dragged me into a Facebook group chat with Helen and Jimmy at 10:15 PM to talk about Jen and defend her behavior. We weren’t too impressed with his excuses […]

You have caged my heart! / A Starman Statue! / Ghosts inhabiting Threed tunnel

February 14, 2017

COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played Pittsburgh at 4 today, and lost 4-0. A Nicolas Cage Valentine’s Day card from Julie: You’ve caged my heart! In BOZOBOUND, Bozo is trying to get to Cirque de Town. For some weird reason, a Starman statue is blocking the path. In BOZOBOUND, Bozo and Paige stay overnight at the […]