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Archive for the ‘emails’ Category

Zac and Lesla?! / Ashly?! / FUCK OFF AND DIE teacups! / Tardus?! / Oreonna?!

June 22, 2020

Barry texted me to say he’d see if the policy changed at work. Auntie Catherine emailed me back to misspell my name as usual, basically say she got my “letter,” say that we couldn’t hug “as we would like to do,” and says she’s open to explore alternatives to get together. Perhaps she could get […]

Strong Bad Quarantine Sick Day! Emails! / Naydean Hoyt?! / Von is a name?!

April 8, 2020

I went to Price Smart at 6, where there was zero enforcement of a lineup. I was in and out in ten minutes or so, which is a record these days with the coronavirus pandemic! I got NEW Old Dutch Foods Canada Spicy Salt and Vinegar chips, NEW Saniderm 70% hand sanitizer in a 236 […]

Your true name! / 423,827 viruses found! HOMESTAR! / Cece is Michelle’s cousin?!

April 7, 2020

I went to London Drugs at 3:25 on a 407, intending to return that Rescue Petz golden retriever and get a more suitable birthday gift for Beckett. Bought an on-sale Gary the Giraffe Squishmallows toy, on-sale NEW Wild Blueberry Jamieson Vitamins, NEW on-sale Wolfgang Puck chicken noodle / tomato soups x2, NEW on-sale Cheez-It CRUNCH […]

Sick Homestar Runner, my buffering blank black Youtube screen, Cece Moore

April 6, 2020

Ayler called at 6:05 to play me a seven-minute MINUET IN G and say he was making apple pie. He also asked what was “that noise” – it’s called YOUTHFUL ANTHEM from MOTHER 3! From Matt: Homestar Runner Wiki has these funny coronavirus-themed logos! Here’s a sick Homestar with a thermometer! I got this buffering […]

Chocolate birthday cake! / Batman Happy Birthday! / Jerimy?! / Dehydrated mud!

March 31, 2020

Took a shower tonight and noted that this foliage shower curtain seems to be doing its job right now. It seems to have more coverage area than the old Splash shower curtain, so that’s good. There was a lot of noise right outside my window around 6:50 PM – unmarked police cars, marked police cars, […]

Reddit Yearly Awards 1 to 14!

March 23, 2020

Me: Reddit New User! CyanPlum: Reddit One-Year Club! Cat1832: Reddit Two-Year Club! Me: Reddit Three-Year Club! CallMeZara: Reddit Four-Year Club! Me: Reddit Five-Year Club! CIsForCondom: Reddit Six-Year Club! AdreeIsADyno: Reddit Seven-Year Club! TareXMD: Reddit Eight-Year Club! FlyingFox12: Reddit Nine-Year Club! RidePlanet: Reddit Ten-Year Club! Larsa: Reddit Eleven-Year Club! HonestBleeps: Reddit Twelve-Year Club! MikeNice1: Reddit Thirteen-Year […]

May Chan, a dehumanizing used condom board, Walker’s Oat Crackers, Jimbo leaving

March 1, 2020

Jimbo / Nate LEFT the SuperFriends Discord server – WHAT THE FUCK?! I went shopping at 2:05 on a 407 for on-sale NEW limited-edition pink packaging SpongeTowels paper towels, NEW London Naturals plant-based citrus detergent, Colgate MaxFresh toothpaste x2 (Clean Mint green / Cool Mint blue), Scrub Daddy, and on-sale Walkers Shortbread Highland Oat Crackers […]

Old-timey doctors, not making up lies about me, YMCA and the Village People

September 30, 2019

From Julie M. and Laugh or Leave: Being an old-timey doctor would rule. You’d be just drunk as hell, giving advice like: “Yeah, you got ghosts in your blood. You should do cocaine about it.” From Julie M. and Lmao Mommy: If I’m ever murdered or kidnapped, please don’t make up lies about me. I […]

Bad and Unique Baby Names 11! / Jossie Merrifield is pronounced as JOSIE?!

May 4, 2019

Bad and Unique Baby Names 11! Finally used the pharmacy building’s wi-fi to download Google Hangouts to keep in touch with the lovable Pothead Mike. Would have done it last night, but it’s much less sketchy at 11:30 AM instead of 11:30 PM. From Youtube and TWISTED SISTERS: Jossie Merrifield, pronounced as JOSIE?!

Tashneal Blake?! / Rickeena Holloway?! / Edidiong Udoh?! / YOGA FOR CATS?!

March 3, 2019

COFFEE TIME! Christon emailed us to propose a hockey hangout next Saturday (the 9th) at Jeremy’s because Chinese Eric wants to have one. I SEE HOW IT IS! He can sacrifice a night from wedding planning for HIM, but not for my birthday?! HA! I’ll have to walk to Brighouse station AGAIN for the second […]