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Archive for the ‘emails’ Category

Bethlehem Tekola Gebru?! / Just stop talking… wait until you’re smarter!

July 17, 2018

After DOUBLE COFFEE TIME since I got up at 7:30 AM, I left at 2:10 on the C94 for my therapy appointment with Rachel at The Caring Place, definitely intending to bring up Jimmy’s rage / brain injury and everything else! Good thing I checked my Google Calendar, which did NOT notify me of my […]

La Royce Lobster-Gaines?! / Duran Porrino?! / Kolleen?! / Morning Li?!

July 16, 2018

Jimmy FINALLY decided to unblock me and send me a message, saying that he’d fucked up royally and completely – NO SHIT! Later, I fielded an email from Mom about a dinner at Wo’s, but she didn’t include a date! I had to call Dad to find out that the dinner was on SUNDAY the […]

Reverend Hobbit Forrest?! / Adonis, Tanika, Tierra, Ay’Vah, and Brittanie?!

July 3, 2018

I showered today. Reverend Hobbit Forrest?! From Julie: Adonis?! That should really be left to books and mythology… From Julie: Tanika?! (T A N I K A) I almost misread that as Tanka… From Julie: Tierra?! From Julie: Ay’Vah?! From Julie: Brittanie?!

UNO poop-themed card game, dancing poop with music, gnome on the throne

June 29, 2018

What a stressful morning! Dad emailed me at 10 to say that I could have lunch with them because they had more stuff for me. I simply said I couldn’t make it, because “I’ve eaten already” could mean “oh, it’s just breakfast” in their little minds. Then I called Barry – who was at a […]

Sindarius Thornwell?! / Proctologists and knowing assholes! / Randee Herner?!

June 6, 2018

At 12:45, I went to the FYI Doctors place near London Drugs to see if I could be covered for an eye exam under disability. Good news: I AM PARTIALLY COVERED, so I booked an appointment for Friday afternoon at 2:20! Then I went to London Drugs for NEW Häagen-Dazs White Chocolate with Raspberry Truffle […]

Makenlove Petit-Fard?! / Zy’ion?! / Damen, Kiki, and Sir?! / Marquella?!

June 5, 2018

Went to see Rachel at the Caring Place at 2:30, taking the 2:15 C94 shuttle bus, then I went to Shoppers Drug Mart. Bought Ruffles Sour Cream and Bacon chips, NEW Miss Vickie’s Lime and Black Pepper chips, and NEW limited-edition Doritos Blue Grilled Steak chips. I went to Kam Do Bakery for two sausage […]

Dr. Pitt Derryberry?! / Dewaysha?! SO WEIRD! / Latreice?! / Myron?! / Charity?!

June 4, 2018

I was NOT impressed with the JOY dumplings freezing into huge unmanageable blocky clumps, so I had to throw those clumps out. Unfortunately, Hester was there and told me that it wasn’t allowed to throw it out in the dumpster. Whatever, I can do what I want. I had to walk it to the bus […]

Jempy Drucker?! / Ah’Renna is a girl?! / Lashawn?! / A black guy named Quan?!

May 27, 2018

Chinese Eric emailed me, white Eric, Jeremy, Jon, Christon, and Randal this morning about a Stanley Cup Final hangout somewhere – Washington Capitals and Las Vegas Golden Knights! I scanned the email (which had possible scheduling), but didn’t see where the hangout was going to be, so of course I emailed everyone to ask where […]

Tuna Altuna?! / Toilet engaged! / Gamaliel, Khey’Juan, and Shakina are names?!

May 19, 2018

Last night, I reminded Eric that I needed a ride to and from Christon’s dinner on Monday, and luckily he can do this! I also showered today before making my pasta specialty. Tuna Altuna?! From Julie M. and Humour Feeds: Toilet engaged! Wow, huge congrats to the toilet! From Julie: Gamaliel?! Sounds like a character […]

Queensy Menig?!/ Ay’Den?! / Marvel is a woman?! / Sherrye?! / Coty?!

May 5, 2018

I emailed Eric a reminder about the new(er) computer and the subsequent electronics recycling, and he emailed me back with detailed instructions on how to take a screenshot with Snipping Tool (so convenient!) of the System Tools, so he could compare with what was currently available. I definitely appreciated that, and he emailed me back […]