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20 unread books, Nick Bonino and spaghetti, ratatouille, zucchini, and gas!

August 21, 2017

After MORE COFFEE TIME, I left for Jon and Harmony’s at 2. I stopped by the Kam Do Bakery to get a BBQ pork bun to eat on the train, then got to the house at 2:45 or so, right on time. I was delayed a couple of minutes by some neighbor lady with a […]

Government branches! / Mail and email in 2001 vs. 2011! / Grim Vermeiren?!

August 11, 2017

“You Are the Judicial Branch” You have a well-developed sense of right and wrong, but you are always open to changing your mind about the details. You have a very rational mind. You never judge until you learn all of the facts and context for something. You are good at seeing issues in full. You […]

Glow-in-the-dark plush toys, Vikings on the moon, model trains + imitation crab

August 7, 2017

Eric Ho AKA Chinese Eric (lddude) actually sent me an email this morning at 8:50 AM, replying to an email I’d sent him on July 13. It was about hanging out when I was free, since he’d been busy lately! EVIDENTLY. From Adela: “Help your skin to glimmer like glow-in-the-dark plush toys set on fire. […]

Carry A. Nation, Shadow on the FFVI Blackjack, gender roles and sushi rolls

July 19, 2017

I got an email from Mike about adding him to my LinkedIn network – NO FUCKING WAY! Then I showered tonight after talking to Vanessa about her pregnancy, Langley dim sum, ha-gow, and such via Facebook messages. Carry A. Nation?! Shadow never appears on the Blackjack in FINAL FANTASY 6, yet he has a line […]

Toxic monogamy culture, Bad Request E error message / An unknown-gender BABY?!

July 8, 2017

From Tumblr: “Toxic monogamy culture”? REALLY?! Jealousy is normal, and commitment DOES mean exclusivity! Otherwise, how can you say that you romantically love someone AND are committed to them?! Error message from Facebook a couple of weeks ago: Bad Request: E. Whatever, Facebook. These special snowflakes decided not to assume their BABY’S gender, and decided […]

Anisha Cooper, Treat Williams, Brandice Nelson, Saint-Louis-du-Ha!-Ha! in Quebec

June 17, 2017

I got up at 5:45 AM – UGH! COFFEE TIME BY DEFAULT! Teunis emailed me back to wonder about the nearby mall’s hours – maybe he means Richmond Centre, I don’t know. He’s also one of those weird people who refers to his wife as his partner, but I can deal with that. I found […]

Purell hand sanitizer and paper cuts, Chubb Small, Walmart trailer trash

May 20, 2017

Purell hand sanitizer: Let me show you exactly where that paper cut is… Chubb Small?! From Janina: Straight out of the trailer park! Heading to Walmart…. do you need anything?

The NASCAR Walmart 500 race, ginger dumping, deep-fried baby, peeing on yourself

April 25, 2017

Since I was up early at 4:50 AM (ugh), I had some COFFEE TIME. I finally unsubscribed from Trivia Today and Bizarre News because of all the ads that Gopher Central and PulseTV were letting through – atrocious! There was a Shaw and phone outage at 11:30, so I decided to go to bed. Woke […]

Alabama Vest, worthless ill-informed opinions, melatonin, no art gallery pass

April 23, 2017

Since I was up at 6:45 AM today, it was COFFEE TIME! Then I made a post in r/vancouver asking if anyone wanted my Vancouver Art Gallery pass which expires on the 30th. I don’t think Eric Ho is actually available even though I sent him two emails about it. Someone from Reddit named Jamie […]

Thinking for yourself / Zuzu Verk?! / Zdeno Chara’s bed for Sochi 2014 Olympics!

April 22, 2017

Education: Why think for yourself, when you’d be better off just accepting our teachings without resistance? Now, just drink the Kool-Aid like Adam Hilliker wants you to… From Dateline NBC: Zuzu Verk was a murder victim?! From CFOX: This was 6 foot, 10 inch Zdeno Chara’s bed for the Sochi Olympics in 2014!