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Anisha Cooper, Treat Williams, Brandice Nelson, Saint-Louis-du-Ha!-Ha! in Quebec

June 17, 2017

I got up at 5:45 AM – UGH! COFFEE TIME BY DEFAULT! Teunis emailed me back to wonder about the nearby mall’s hours – maybe he means Richmond Centre, I don’t know. He’s also one of those weird people who refers to his wife as his partner, but I can deal with that. I found […]

Purell hand sanitizer and paper cuts, Chubb Small, Walmart trailer trash

May 20, 2017

Purell hand sanitizer: Let me show you exactly where that paper cut is… Chubb Small?! From Janina: Straight out of the trailer park! Heading to Walmart…. do you need anything?

The NASCAR Walmart 500 race, ginger dumping, deep-fried baby, peeing on yourself

April 25, 2017

Since I was up early at 4:50 AM (ugh), I had some COFFEE TIME. I finally unsubscribed from Trivia Today and Bizarre News because of all the ads that Gopher Central and PulseTV were letting through – atrocious! There was a Shaw and phone outage at 11:30, so I decided to go to bed. Woke […]

Alabama Vest, worthless ill-informed opinions, melatonin, no art gallery pass

April 23, 2017

Since I was up at 6:45 AM today, it was COFFEE TIME! Then I made a post in r/vancouver asking if anyone wanted my Vancouver Art Gallery pass which expires on the 30th. I don’t think Eric Ho is actually available even though I sent him two emails about it. Someone from Reddit named Jamie […]

Thinking for yourself / Zuzu Verk?! / Zdeno Chara’s bed for Sochi 2014 Olympics!

April 22, 2017

Education: Why think for yourself, when you’d be better off just accepting our teachings without resistance? Now, just drink the Kool-Aid like Adam Hilliker wants you to… From Dateline NBC: Zuzu Verk was a murder victim?! From CFOX: This was 6 foot, 10 inch Zdeno Chara’s bed for the Sochi Olympics in 2014!

Golden statue glowing strangely, traveling shack’s entertainer, text not found

April 1, 2017

UGH, IT’S APRIL FOOL’S DAY TODAY! Steph sent me an email saying that Fraser was playing with his toy phone at 7:30 AM their time; she asked who he wanted to call, and he said “A-ma”… CUTE! Unfortunately, 4:30 AM is too early to call people here, and even 7:30 AM is too early to […]

Universal Cosmic Destroyer, explosions and waffles, (double) GIFTMEN party

March 11, 2017

Mom emailed us and actually let me choose the date for Harmony’s birthday dinner (sarcasm), but she wanted me to get back to her ASAP. What’s the big rush? At any rate, I chose the 19th because there’s a hockey game on the 26th against Winnipeg. Then SHE chose the time even though I said […]

Vegas Bray, hauling your butt down to the police station, kids using cheat codes

March 10, 2017

From DEADLY WOMEN: Vegas Bray?! In the Onett sequence of HALLOW’S END, Craig uses a Walk-Through-Walls code to get up on the hilltop with the meteorite. Captain Strong tells him, “I should haul your butt down to the station for cheating, but I’m kinda busy right now. Beat it, kid.” In the Onett sequence of […]

Naked Ness in Magicant! / Dad phone call in Magicant / Ness and his family

February 5, 2017

eric clapton, high, picture posts, discordia, luck, jess, 112, nicknames, tatiana, cynical, vcefc, super bowl, super bowl sunday, the super bowl, hair, roots, pulling, justin c., unfriending me, old friends, snes, 9, x, hacks, cocaine, unfriending, adding, adding me, twice, alterego, xenia, c, carmelina, fraser, frasers, wtf, what the hell, earth, bound, screenshots, gaming, video […]

Going to the bathroom and having no PP / Cats inside presents which are cats

January 12, 2017

Today, it was time to try the passport office thing again at 9 AM with Mom and Dad, who are BOTH FUCKING ABUSIVE. COFFEE WAS NEEDED! Mom tried verifying a phone call with an immediate email – YOU DON’T DO THAT BECAUSE IT MAKES PEOPLE FEEL RUSHED FOR NO REASON! Apparently, the Morrills (meaning Eric […]