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Archive for the ‘emails’ Category

Chocolate birthday cake! / Batman Happy Birthday! / Jerimy?! / Dehydrated mud!

March 31, 2020

Took a shower tonight and noted that this foliage shower curtain seems to be doing its job right now. It seems to have more coverage area than the old Splash shower curtain, so that’s good. There was a lot of noise right outside my window around 6:50 PM – unmarked police cars, marked police cars, […]

Reddit Yearly Awards 1 to 14!

March 23, 2020

Me: Reddit New User! CyanPlum: Reddit One-Year Club! Cat1832: Reddit Two-Year Club! Me: Reddit Three-Year Club! CallMeZara: Reddit Four-Year Club! Me: Reddit Five-Year Club! CIsForCondom: Reddit Six-Year Club! AdreeIsADyno: Reddit Seven-Year Club! TareXMD: Reddit Eight-Year Club! FlyingFox12: Reddit Nine-Year Club! RidePlanet: Reddit Ten-Year Club! Larsa: Reddit Eleven-Year Club! HonestBleeps: Reddit Twelve-Year Club! MikeNice1: Reddit Thirteen-Year […]

May Chan, a dehumanizing used condom board, Walker’s Oat Crackers, Jimbo leaving

March 1, 2020

Jimbo / Nate LEFT the SuperFriends Discord server – WHAT THE FUCK?! I went shopping at 2:05 on a 407 for on-sale NEW limited-edition pink packaging SpongeTowels paper towels, NEW London Naturals plant-based citrus detergent, Colgate MaxFresh toothpaste x2 (Clean Mint green / Cool Mint blue), Scrub Daddy, and on-sale Walkers Shortbread Highland Oat Crackers […]

Old-timey doctors, not making up lies about me, YMCA and the Village People

September 30, 2019

From Julie M. and Laugh or Leave: Being an old-timey doctor would rule. You’d be just drunk as hell, giving advice like: “Yeah, you got ghosts in your blood. You should do cocaine about it.” From Julie M. and Lmao Mommy: If I’m ever murdered or kidnapped, please don’t make up lies about me. I […]

Bad and Unique Baby Names 11! / Jossie Merrifield is pronounced as JOSIE?!

May 4, 2019

Bad and Unique Baby Names 11! Finally used the pharmacy building’s wi-fi to download Google Hangouts to keep in touch with the lovable Pothead Mike. Would have done it last night, but it’s much less sketchy at 11:30 AM instead of 11:30 PM. From Youtube and TWISTED SISTERS: Jossie Merrifield, pronounced as JOSIE?!

Tashneal Blake?! / Rickeena Holloway?! / Edidiong Udoh?! / YOGA FOR CATS?!

March 3, 2019

COFFEE TIME! Christon emailed us to propose a hockey hangout next Saturday (the 9th) at Jeremy’s because Chinese Eric wants to have one. I SEE HOW IT IS! He can sacrifice a night from wedding planning for HIM, but not for my birthday?! HA! I’ll have to walk to Brighouse station AGAIN for the second […]

MEEK, Tyliece, Montrice, Marquella, Rasheed, Datrale, Korra, and Sunny Ho?!

February 20, 2019

I was up far too early (6 AM?!) for a smoke detector inspection at 12:45. At least yesterday’s snow has melted! Chinese Eric emailed me to wonder where I was because he tried calling me on the 17th (oops), but says that our next hangout could be in late March or early April because there […]

Canadians being married to more than one person at a time?! / Buffie Deibler?!

January 25, 2019

I called Dr. Wise’s office at 11:15 because I’d run out of the Prolensa and Simbrinza eyedrops, and I’m starting to really feel a difference. I had to rest today because my eyes felt really weird like they did right after surgery. Luckily, I could pick them up this afternoon (being a Friday) before they […]

Cute asking! / Dead Lucas is not in any condition to eat or drink or use items!

January 16, 2019

IT’S APPRECIATE A DRAGON DAY! I showered and did laundry today after unpacking. Deb emailed me before the game to ask how it was being home, and say that both the kids were asking about me – cute! The Canucks played Edmonton at 7 tonight, and lost 3-2 in a shootout while also trading Michael […]

More eye measuring and Stouffer’s! / A colorful dragon toilet paper roll holder!

January 9, 2019

Discovered extra money in my bank account this morning, and updated Harmony and Deb on things via email, also calling Barry at 8:40 AM to let him know about the NOON appointment time on the 11th. Luckily, he can drive me! I left at 11:10 to perforce go to Dr. Wise’s clinic on 1200 Burrard […]