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Visual Anatomy Limited chocolates, unloquacious expressions, chicken horror show

January 15, 2018

A sick Jon asked me this morning if I still wanted to make it to his place since his student had cancelled yet another Monday lesson (which I did), and then wanted to know if I could make it on Thursday from 3:30-4:30 since Harmony is working then instead of next Monday because she wants […]

Chewin’ McGregor / Barrier, Mr. Z, unpitied fools, and unchallenged jibba-jabba!

January 12, 2018

COFFEE TIME! I finally got a Christmas card from Kitty (bornwitch) in the mail today, so that was good! The Canucks played Columbus at 4 today, and finally won a game in 2018…. JAKE INTO THE EMPTY NET FOR A 5-2 WIN! I plan to shower later, too. Julie wanted to share an 8Memes video […]

Johnnye is a woman?! / LEAGUE OF EXTRAORDINARY GENTLEMEN! / Will 5 Ever Come?

January 10, 2018

From Julie: Johnnye is a woman?! Why didn’t her parents just go with Johnnie? There is Johnnie Walker the alcohol, but at least it doesn’t trip up my spellcheck! I want to pronounce Johnnye as “John-Nye” (as in Bill Nye the Science Guy and rye whiskey), even though Dr. Phil was saying “Johnny.” From Nyala […]

Holland Houdek?! / Arnold Schwarzenegger! Arnyoung Schwarzenegger! / Dave Obey?!

January 9, 2018

COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played Washington at 4 today, and lost 3-1, with a controversial goal which involved someone being crashed into the net. WHAT THE. I was also surprised that I am now a mod in Dave’s Discord server. Not sure how I didn’t notice that BRIGHT PINK / HOT PINK screen name color […]

Och aye! The POO! / Cute ball emoji toilet paper holder! / Toilet HARD TIMES!

January 8, 2018

From Diane: Scottish bride’s “och aye, the poo!” Someone needs to learn how to wipe his ass properly! From Julie M. and Wish: Cute ball emoji toilet paper holder! Toilet artwork: HARD TIMES!

Aloe Blacc, AKA Egbert Nathaniel Dawkins III?! / Not wanting to go outside!

January 7, 2018

COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played the Canadiens at 4 today, and lost 5-2, complete with an empty-net goal. I’m going to shower later, too. From Julie: Aloe Blacc, AKA Egbert Nathaniel Dawkins III?! Eric Foreman from THAT 70s SHOW says, “But I don’t want to go outside. There are people out there!”

Tomatoes as peaches! / Books, coffee, peace and quiet! / Smoking mittens!

January 2, 2018

I showered and did laundry today. The Canucks played the Ducks at 7 tonight, and LOST 5-0 to Ryan Miller! These tomatoes are definitely not peaches! This coffee mug is from Julia Quinn: Some women want diamonds. I just want a book, a cup of coffee, and some peace and quiet. From Julie: Smoking mittens!

What I gave for Christmas 2017!

January 2, 2018

What I gave for Christmas 2017! * lots of cards and stuff for my real-life friends! [Steph N. / Lisa N. / Fraser N. / Henry N. – with BATMAN / snowflake / animal in gift box stickers, plus Advent calendars; Chrystal C. with Crème de Pirouline dark chocolate artisan rolled wafers / scary Halloween […]

Devontae Perry?! / Starr?! / This GUY is named JODIE?! / Asha Jaquilla Degree?!

December 30, 2017

The Canucks played Los Angeles at 7 tonight, and lost 4-3 on a bullshit goal. From Not Always Right: Devontae Perry?! From Julie: This black lady is named STARR?! From Julie: This GUY (who took a lie detector test to prove that he did not molest his children) is named JODIE?! Isn’t that a GIRL […]

Cards Received, 2017!

December 29, 2017

Cards Received, 2017! Special 2017 (1) * Julie M.: “Here is the bracelet that I finally was able to send! I hope you like it. Go Canucks!! :)” Birthday 2017 (5) * card from parents * Steph, Lisa, Fraser, Henry, and Havarti: “Sarne! Happy 41st birthday from your loving sister, sister-in-law, and FAVORITE nephews! (Haha! […]