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Best beer for babies, testing vibrator settings, Megapussi chips, Urinal tea

September 23, 2017

Chrystal called me from work and then emailed me to say that she couldn’t make it to the MEGA SUSHI dinner tomorrow, but still wants to take me out to a birthday meal sometime. I’ll for sure let her know what works for me – maybe on Monday or Tuesday. Good thing I didn’t call […]

Autumn Lipstick personality! / Frosting flavor! / James Caan! James Can’t!

September 22, 2017

“Your Autumn Lipstick is Dusty Rose” You are wise and quietly smart. You often know more than most people, but you tend to keep that to yourself. You appreciate subtlety in everything. You think most people try too hard, and you always prefer nuance. You are naturally stylish, and you’ve got that effortlessly chic thing […]

Onrac: You have legs! / Adamantite! / Whistle and stairway! / Thor! Hipsthor!

September 22, 2017

Eric Ho emailed me this morning to say that he wishes he could make it to the MEGA SUSHI dinner, but they’ve scheduled him to work a Monet art exhibit at the VAG (art gallery), so he proposed that we hang out here instead for the Canucks regular season opener on Saturday, October 7. Sounds […]

The Autumn Tree Test / Jeff Bridges! Jeff Tunnels! / Vileda toilet brush!

September 20, 2017

I went out at 3:10 (just managing to catch the 401) to London Drugs to buy a new Vileda PowerFibres toilet brush and holder, a new Vileda dust pan, new store brand multivitamins, Clover Leaf pink salmon x2, and Gilette bar mop towels x2. I also mailed something to Julie, and got home at 3:45 […]

Fuck that shit! / Fellony Hudson having new felonies! / Bericht dinsdag?!

September 20, 2017

I called Mega Sushi for a reservation for Sunday at 7 (but they won’t guarantee the table if I’m ten minutes late – which is why I’m not bothering to change the time of the FB event since people will be late anyway!), then called Chrystal at work to confirm Sunday’s dinner. I’m a lady, […]

Poop emoji birthday balloon, eating ice cream from a toilet, blue whale farts

September 19, 2017

I got a surprise birthday card from Pathways in the mail today – SWEET! 😀 Julie S. saw this poop emoji birthday balloon at the store! From Melissa: Eating poop ice cream from a toilet! From Pete and Check This Out: A blue whale can make a fart bubble big enough to fit a horse […]

No Joyce! / Mike B. and early birthdays! / Stephen Colbert! Stephen Warmbert!

September 15, 2017

I noticed that Joyce – whose birthday is today – had unfriended me from Facebook. Her loss! It was also COFFEE TIME by default since I got up at 7:20 AM. Mike B. had sent me a cool message to wish me a happy early birthday, so that definitely made me smile! “You See the […]

Wayne, Vanessa, IHOP, country fried steak, life as an Albertan, unicorn cake

September 10, 2017

Vanessa sent me a Facebook message at 5:30 wanting to know what I was doing for dinner tonight. I had nothing planned, but I did wonder whether I had forgotten about something! She wanted to come out to Richmond (either IHOP of Denny’s) with her friend Wayne, whom I’d met at her Anton’s birthday dinner. […]

Solving Rubik’s Cube problems / No airhorn to wake a baby! / BEFORE, not B4!

September 7, 2017

I got a baby intro photo card from Steph and Lisa in the mail for baby Henry – very nice! I’m not going to comment on the spelling of “shenanigans,” though! Steph said that Shaun did comment on it, haha! From Julie S. and Funnyjunk: I deal with my problems by painting over the squares […]

Giant rubber ducky at Tower Bridge, sandwich of consent comic, Tierni Martins

September 6, 2017

After some procrastination, I finally sent out an email and Facebook event invitations to my Level 41 Birthday Extravaganza on Sept. 24! I also got back to FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF after a six-week hiatus! Here’s a giant rubber ducky under Tower Bridge in London! From The Devil’s Panties: This Sandwich of Consent comic from […]