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Christine Plentyhoops?! / Cash?! / Tylor?! / Kisha?!

July 18, 2018

Good thing I took a shower just now, because Jon wanted to confirm for tomorrow from 2:30 to 5:30! Sure, I guess! Christine Plentyhoops?! From Julie: Cash?! From Julie: Tylor?! BAD SPELLING of Tyler! Just spell it that way since it’s pronounced the same! From Julie: Kisha?! Reminds me of the Japanese restaurant here called […]

La Royce Lobster-Gaines?! / Duran Porrino?! / Kolleen?! / Morning Li?!

July 16, 2018

Jimmy FINALLY decided to unblock me and send me a message, saying that he’d fucked up royally and completely – NO SHIT! Later, I fielded an email from Mom about a dinner at Wo’s, but she didn’t include a date! I had to call Dad to find out that the dinner was on SUNDAY the […]

Dayshaun, Dorethea, Ebony for a black person, and De Chanel?! / Nobody cares!

July 15, 2018

Today is National Ice Cream Day! The computer just restarted! Edit at 9: Victor R. just added me from Reddit. YAY! From Julie: Dayshaun?! From Julie: Dorethea is NOT a good spelling for Dorothy or Dorothea! BAD SPELLING! From Julie: Ebony for a black person is SO original and unique! Not! From Julie: De Chanel?! […]

Playing bagpipes! / Shaka Licorish?! / Brystol?! / Breana?! / KK and Tyheem?!

July 14, 2018

Today is Bastille Day! From Andrew M.: Would you believe it? My neighbor was knocking on my door at 2:30 AM this morning… Luckily, I was still up playing the bagpipes! Shaka Licorish?! From Julie: Brystol?! BRISTOL already shouldn’t be a name… BAD SPELLING! From Julie: Breana?! What was wrong with Brianna?! From Julie: KK?! […]

Friday the 13th and Arnold Schoenberg! / Chardonnay Beaver?! / Rae is a guy?!

July 13, 2018

Fun fact from my UNCANNY BATHROOM READER #29: Classical composer Arnold Schoenberg feared the number 13… and died on Friday, July 13, 1951. It’s National French Fry Day AND Friday the 13th today! Chardonnay Beaver?! From Julie: Since when is Rae a GUY’s name?!

Dragon fantasy knives! / Royal dragon stein tankard! / Dragon flaying necklace!

July 11, 2018

FYI Doctors called me at 11, so I went there after lunch at 11:45 on a 401 to order my new glasses, which cost $175.78, but that’s better than $506.04!! I got home at 12:20 on another 401. It’s nice to have truly unfettered time for once! (Paul helped me) From Julie M. and Wish: […]

MAURY: Artimece?! / Dayton?! / Devonte’ ?! / Dion and Sharese?! / Maddox?!

July 10, 2018

Last night, Jimmy was trying to start fun times (as he calls it), but he got way too angry and pissed off because I told him that I’d be taking a break for at most 20 minutes (to do the holidays, which he KNEW ABOUT MONTHS AGO!), sent a lot of angry faces, said that […]

Floor lamp! / Ashley, Franchell, and Esteban for a black guy?! / Shaheed?!

July 9, 2018

After DOUBLE COFFEE TIME (and confirming that Steph got Lisa’s and Henry’s birthday cards which I’d mailed them), Mom and Dad picked me up for lunch at 11:30 at Dinesty Dumpling House to have hot and sour soup, white surfboard noodles with choy, and siu long bao. They gave me a lot of unsolicited advice […]

Obra S. Kernodle IV?! / Obi-Wan is NOT Jesus sharing! / Shontay and Dayshia?!

July 8, 2018

I showered today. Obra S. Kernodle IV?! Obi-Wan Kenobi is NOT Jesus! FAIL! From Julie: Shontay and Dayshia?!

Hanging out with Chrystal pre-consultation! / Eric helping! / Travers Mackel?!

July 7, 2018

I called Chrystal at work at 1:10 yesterday to remind her about last night, being honest about how July 12 (next Thursday) was actually just a consultation and not an actual surgery. “SHE BAMBOOZLED ME! NO!” Hahaha! While power-walking through the building and down the stairs, I saw Mr. Creep on his way up the […]