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A red dragon cosplay Halloween masquerade mask! / Purple dragon with a staff

September 14, 2019

9/14/19 is also a palindrome date! From Julie M. and Wish: Red dragon cosplay Halloween mask and wings for a masquerade! From Julie: A colored purple dragon with a staff – YAY! Advertisements

Sureal Sparx?! / My being an asshole today / SOUTH PARK and outraged millennials

September 13, 2019

It’s the Mid-Autumn Festival 2019 and Friday the 13th today! 9/13/19 is also a palindrome date! Since Luke and Flaps were talking in Spanish in sober Discord, I decided to ask them to do Mom’s Spanish translation if she ever forwarded it to me! If it’s so urgent, she should have forwarded it earlier today, […]

Sharky Laguna, Raven, Javante, Dre, Zaevion, Takara, Brittani, Paris, and Red?!

September 12, 2019

After LAUNDRY TIME (with the elevator STILL out of service…) and COFFEE TIME, I left at 12:15 for my Invisalign appointment, barely managing to get there on time thanks to a wheelchair JUST making me miss a Brighouse train at 12:35. (they’re definitely entitled to use the elevators and trains – I might have made […]

Precious Orji?! / Ja’Wanah, Dujuan, Lazenda, and Jaxon?! / Eight serial killers!

September 10, 2019

Precious Orji?! From Julie: Ja’Wanah?! APOSTROPHE! From Julie: Dujuan?! From Julie: Tasha is obviously fine, but Lazenda?! From Julie: Jaxon?! From Nope and John’s True Crime Group: If you can name all eight of these serial killers, you need counselling.

Paisley Boney IV?! / Leviticus 20:13, Canada, gay marriage, and marijuana!

September 8, 2019

SHOWER TIME and COFFEE TIME! Paisley Boney IV?! From Julie and Only in Canada Memes: Leviticus 20:13 says, “If a man lies with another man, he should be stoned.” After legalizing gay marriage, Canada legalized marijuana as well. Now you are legally allowed to get stoned while having gay sex. Canada is the first country […]

Marzel, Keyheshia, Amiri, Je’Keia, and Prince?! / Stefvon is Steph’s father?!

September 6, 2019

After a shower and some green tea, I decided to go out today at 12:45 on a 401 to redeem my free two-topping individual pizza for my anniversary of signing up for Boston Pizza deals online. I had to fight with the app and the website and typos before I could register MyBP on my […]

Voltaire Casino? / Canadians being nice in America / Nicolas Cage birthday party

September 5, 2019

Texted white Eric, who can give me a ride to his own birthday meal at Los Cuervos Taqueria on Sunday around Kingsway and Fraser. Phew! Voltaire Casino?! From Julie: When a Canadian comes to America and starts being nice, they’re told, “We don’t do that here.” Nicolas Cage birthday party!

Jonathan Anomaly is a name?! / Adriel, Jeriesha, Jahiem, Netta, Jaala, and Che?!

August 31, 2019

It’s International Bacon Day today! Jonathan Anomaly?! From Julie: Adriel?! How about Adrienne or Ariel instead? From Julie: Jeriesha?! From Julie: Jahiem?! From Julie: Netta?! From Julie and FAMILY CIRCLE magazine: Jaala?! From Julie and FAMILY CIRCLE magazine: Che?! Like Che Guevara?!

A doughnut poop emoji wallet and a poop emoji water bottle!

August 29, 2019

From Julie M. and Wish: A wallet with poop and doughnut emojis! Of course Highspirits liked it, haha! From Melissa and Buzzfeed Canada: An angelic poop emoji on a leak-proof water bottle!

Paraskevi Repousis?! / Daija?! / Ramiyah?! / Michaley Adkins?! / Tyres Jones?!

August 28, 2019

From Youtube: Paraskevi Repousis is a woman?! Makes me think of paraskevidekatriaphobia and Friday the 13th! From Julie: Daija?! From Julie: Ramiyah?! From Crime Watch Daily: Michaley Adkins?! She was named after a bar! From Julie M. and JUDGE JUDY: Tyres Jones, Senior?! Like tires on a car?!