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A mechanical metal dragon, Hans Hansen, DARYL SLEEPS HERE, Dragon Soul fire!

July 17, 2017

I went out at 2:45 and got two cans of NEW Comfort Creek Foods chicken and dumplings from the Dollar Tree. Then I got another pack of Samyang 2x Spicy Hot Chicken Ramen Flavor noodles from Big Crazy. Since they had a 10-cent surcharge on debit purchases, I got some Want Want snowy crackers. (which […]

Being a tomboy girly girl, fries and rotten children, Shameka Wilson, cunt moon

July 12, 2017

I discovered redrum today… ugh! Then Hester, her husband Ni, and two strong delivery guys dropped by at 1:45 with my BRAND NEW FRIDGE AND FREEZER from Moffat Applicances! That replaced my very old White-Westinghouse fridge and freezer from the 80s, which finally conked out in mid-May or mid-June. I wasn’t impressed when Hester called […]

Please Flush! / Poop emoji socks! / Why does toilet paper need a commercial?

July 6, 2017

From my ex-friend Lucas’s Discord: Someone flushed the PLEASE FLUSH sign down the toilet! From Julie S. and Wish: Poop emoji socks! From 2Day FM: “Why does toilet paper need a commercial? Who is not buying it?” I remember a toilet paper STORE that my family and I used to pass every time we went […]

Fiery dragon explosion, dragon roller coaster, HAGAR THE HORRIBLE mini-dragon

July 4, 2017

The computer just restarted by itself for the first time since November 14! From Krista: Fiery dragon explosion! From my ex-friend Lucas and Discord: DRAGON ROLLER COASTER! This HAGAR THE HORRIBLE comic strip is from Julie. Lucky Eddie: “Look what I got you, boy! Little Dragon Treats! Now Gluten Free! Miniature dragons make the best […]

Canada’s sesquicentennial: 150 years! / Highway to hell / Homemade crap dip!

July 1, 2017

I got up at 8 AM, so it was COFFEE TIME BY DEFAULT! HAPPY CANADA DAY! 150 YEARS OLD! YAY FOR THE SESQUICENTENNIAL! From Aaron: Canada 150! From Janina and Rebel Circus: The fact that there’s a highway to hell and only a stairway to heaven says a lot about anticipated traffic numbers. From Julie […]

Canucks bracelet! / Strongth welling in your body / OCARINA OF TIME environments

June 27, 2017

Julie S. reminded me via Facebook chat to check my mail for the thing she sent me. So I did, and discovered a small box. I got a card with cherries on it, a Canucks-themed bracelet, and various lion / giraffe / elephant / seal / fox / bear / cat / Leonardo / Michaelangelo […]

Dawnette Sigmon?! / Made-up microaggressions / Darwin for a girl?! / Aniyah?!

June 25, 2017

From Julie and JUDGE JUDY: Dawnette Sigmon?! From Reddit on June 1, 2017: No, 2016ThrowAway0318, telling people that the black people in someone’s class are only there to meet a quota is NOT a microaggression! From Reddit on June 2, 2017: Stupid OP named PenelopeJames! Aniyah is not a valid name, especially if you heard […]

Another brick in the wall, chicken paws, Khushwinder Singh, a rotten fish

June 23, 2017

Chrissy refriended me again, so all is well on that front. Fraser with the animal book I got him when he was in town last month! My ex-friend David Emery! My ex-friend Subena Schmidt! From Janina: All in all, you’re just another brick in the wall. From Engrish.com: Chicken paws?! From Julie: Khushwinder Singh?! Rare […]

Crazy hatchet mugshot, a sign of NG things to come, a comma with grammar books

June 20, 2017

I discovered today that David Emery unfriended me on Facebook, which is fine. Man accused of chasing family member with hatchet: Take a look at the guy’s mugshot here! HAHAHA! From Steph: A sign of things to come! A sign of NG things to come! MUHAHAHAHA! From Julie: A comma with grammar books such as […]

THE MANITOU / A shark-dressed man! / Stir-fried Wikipedia! / STRENGH? / Diasia?!

June 17, 2017

From Buzzfeed: THE MANITOU?! From Janina: Every girl is crazy about a shark-dressed man at Super Bowl 2015. From Engrish.com and Library of Most Controversial Files: This menu has stir-fried Wikipedia, stir-fried Wikipedia with pimientos, steamed eggs with Wikipedia… When equipping Espers on the FINAL FANTASY VI: THE ETERNAL CRYSTALS characters, Ifrit gives Setzer “STRENGH […]