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Chastity Gooch Fant?! / Judge Richard Boner?! / Cycle Path! Psycho Path!

July 19, 2019

I went to London Drugs at 1:30 on a 401 (where a guy was WEARING A TOQUE?!) to get on-sale NEW Heidi Chocolate Intense / Ginger / Himalayan Salt chocolate bars for Chinese Eric’s birthday, two GIBSON owl mugs, two on-sale GUM toothbrushes, one big 300 mL Nin Jiom Pei Pa Koa medicine bottle which […]

Ecclesiastical Denzel Washington?! / Ask me about… DON’T TALK! / 2000 loves!

July 18, 2019

I went to the pharmacy next door to refill my birth control prescription. They had Manuka Honey chapstick / lip balm at $4 for a tiny tube. I’ll wait till I get to London Drugs… Ecclesiastical Denzel Washington?! From Julie: Ask me about my…. Just kidding. DON’T TALK TO ME! My Facebook posts have been […]

Kadeisha and sex, Keitha Reed, Carli Griffith, Sara Blessing, and Le’Veon Bell?!

July 17, 2019

From MAURY: Kadeisha, 16, and Alexis, 14, are sisters. Kadeisha says she had sex with a boy for a hair weave. From Julie: Keitha Reed?! From Julie: Carli Griffith?! From Julie: Sara Blessing?! From TSN: Le’Veon Bell?! APOSTROPHE!

Loundell Holdt and Chanin Holdt?! BAD SPELLING OF SHANNON!

July 16, 2019

Finally found my non-drowsy Tylenol Complete Cold and Flu tablets so I could take two of them in the morning and hopefully stave off this incipient sickness – phew! I blame baby Beckett sneezing on me, but who knows? Could have been a sick person on transit, too. From Julie: Loundell Holdt?! From Julie: Chanin […]

Happy Kampire?! (happy camper) / Chicken rude and unreasonable! / Bagged milk!

July 14, 2019

Today is Bastille Day! I showered today – yup, I’ll be at Jon’s tomorrow at about 2:30 or so. Happy Kampire?! (happy camper) From Candy: Chicken rude and unreasonable?! I think they meant to translate “Jerk Chicken” on this menu… From Julie M. and Only In Canada: “I really like bothering people outside Ontario and […]

McIlhenny Original Brand Tabasco Sauce x5 / Pregnant women like Kinder surprise

July 13, 2019

It’s National French Fry Day today! A troll named Elizabeth Kuchta from the True Crime group just tried adding me after leaving stupid comments on my posts filled with hearts and failure logic. Her request is now “bilge water” and I’ve blocked her. I WIN! Enlarged! Jack McIlhenny’s original brand tabasco sauce: It’s Like Love: […]

Getting over things! Being dramatic! / Harrison Treegoob?! / French Stewart?!

July 12, 2019

After ASPIRIN TIME and COFFEE TIME, I went out at 2:10 on a 401 for my dentist appointment at 3 to get three fillings done. I decided to stop by T&T beforehand to see if I could find some Mala 4X Spicy Samyang noodles and Shin Ramyun BLACK noodles, and I managed to buy both […]

Pooping gumball iPhone case, THE FARTING ANIMALS COLORING BOOK, Shittens wipes

July 12, 2019

From Melissa and Buzzfeed Canada: Pooping gumball iPhone case! THE FARTING ANIMALS COLORING BOOK?! Alice sent this to me in May! From Julie: Shittens?! Disposable mitten-shaped moist wipes?!

Fishluna Yu?! / Quiet neighbors across the street because it’s a graveyard!

July 7, 2019

King Jin tried adding me to Facebook – DENIED! A “lady” at the dumpster last night said, “Thank you for recycling” when I dumped my Ziploc bag with stale cookies inside. Thank YOU for being nosy! I’m not going to recycle my Ziploc bags! From my People You May Know section: Fishluna Yu?! From Julie: […]

Avoiding a random man?! / Microwaves child sacrifices! / SEXY FOOD FOR SENIORS

July 6, 2019

Taking 15 flights of stairs to avoid a random man waiting for the elevator is pretty extreme, RobotRosa… how do you live out in the world?! Poor guy! Think about how he must have felt to see a random woman running away from him! From Julie: My microwave is demanding a child sacrifice! From Julie: […]