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Toilet Trouble toy! / Shitbit! / 40,000 Americans injured by toilets each year!

November 14, 2017

Julie M. saw this Toilet Trouble toy at Walmart once! From my ex-friend Daniel M. and Gomer Blog: SHITBIT! From Wesley: 40,000 Americans are injured by toilets every year. PADDED BATHROOM AND CARPETED FLOOR! Advertisements

David Corn?! Dark Lord Yog-Sothoth / Eating Galuf’s chocolate moogle

November 9, 2017

The Canucks played Anaheim at 7 tonight, and lost 4-1. From Julie: David Corn?! At Bal Castle in FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF, Galuf tells the party about the cult he started. He is preparing to sacrifice Bartz. “But it’s too late now! Prepare to meet our dark lord… Yog-Sothoth!” At the save point in the […]

Pumpkin spice Lindt truffles! / Hilroy notebook! / Pads! / Melphineas Zuber?!

November 7, 2017

I went out at 4:25 to get some much-needed Silk almond milk (the one which expired on the 9th smelled off last night – so I threw it out), on-sale pads x2, a Hilroy black journal notebook, and NEW limited-edition pumpkin spice Lindt chocolate truffles. Then I got back at 5:10 on a 407, which […]

Glenn Close but no cigar! / Cop-outs are my favorite! / I AM ERROR in Karnak!

November 2, 2017

I showered today. Later, I also talked to John via Facebook messages since he’s coming here tomorrow. Maybe we can meet up once or twice! From Julie: Glenn Close! Glenn Close, but no cigar! The FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF party finally makes it to Karnak after the worlds merge. They see this Castle Karnak soldier […]

Vlad, rings and neck braces! / Single on Halloween! / Cereal Killer costume!

October 31, 2017

From Julie: “Look, Vlad, I told you… put a ring on this finger, or the neck brace stays on.” The only reason I’m single on Halloween is because I want all the candy for myself. From The Meta Picture and Funnyism: A cereal killer with Cheerios, Apple Jacks, Lucky Charms, Trix, Frosted Flakes, and Cinnamon […]

Frankenstein dancing! / Severed human head! / Charmin pumpkin spice toilet paper

October 29, 2017

From Julie: Frankenstein dancing! The FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF party makes it to Dr. Archie Carr’s Cave, and comes across these treasure chests. Bartz says, “There’s a severed human head inside! Should we take it?” Yes or no? OF COURSE WE SHOULD! From Vanessa and For Shits and Giggles: Charmin Pumpkin Spice toilet paper! For […]

Zombie King Alexander Tycoon! / Fawcet Bess?! / Spurgeon Elliot Seewald?!

October 27, 2017

My headache was gone when I got up this morning – yay! Bartz, Lenna, Galuf, and Faris complete the Wind Shrine in FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF. They go upstairs to find the shattered Wind Crystal and Lenna’s father, King Tycoon. Galuf says, “IT’S ZOMBIE KING TYCOON!” King Tycoon says, “I am afraid the bearded one […]

Nicolas Cage and toilets! / Wiping a poop marker! / Stupid pooping haircuts!

October 25, 2017

From CuyaDK’s Discord server: Nicolas Cage is watching you when you go to the toilet! From Andy Dwyer and Reddit: Sometimes when I wipe… I’ll wipe and I’ll wipe and I’ll wipe and I’ll wipe… a hundred times. Still poop, still poop. It’s like I’m wiping a marker or something. From Julie: Stupid haircuts for […]

Bag of Zombie Farts cotton candy, Steve Louder, remembering to flash the toilet

October 18, 2017

From Julie: Bag of Zombie Farts cotton candy! From a Youtube documentary on the serial killer Joel Rifkin: Steve Louder works for the New York State Police?! What happens if he’s SOFTER?! Hahaha! From TAMAGOTCHI for the Game Boy: Remember to FLASH the toilet!

PRISONER OF WAR Congraturation! / Dr. Kenny McCormick?! / Dog attacking a human!

October 17, 2017

MORE COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played the Senators at 4:30 today, and won 3-0 on goals by Boeser / Burmistrov / Vanek! From PRISONER OF WAR on the NES: Congraturation! From Sextuplets: The Little Lambs: This neonatologist consultant doctor is named Kenny McCormick?! SOUTH PARK, AHOY! From Julie: Dog attacking a human in a family […]