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Poop emoji birthday balloon, eating ice cream from a toilet, blue whale farts

September 19, 2017

I got a surprise birthday card from Pathways in the mail today – SWEET! 😀 Julie S. saw this poop emoji birthday balloon at the store! From Melissa: Eating poop ice cream from a toilet! From Pete and Check This Out: A blue whale can make a fart bubble big enough to fit a horse […]

Vira Vandom, Vormen Lennie Namender, Winry Harper, Xeyla Darkwater, Trela Watt

September 15, 2017

I got an email from Eric Ho saying that he’d missed my phone call yesterday because he’d been working, but he’ll keep me posted as to the MEGA SUSHI dinner. Woohoo! From Not Always Right: Vira Vandom?! All I see is “viral fandom,” hahaha. From Not Always Right: Vormen Lennie Namender?! All I can see […]

Dawnette Sigmon?! / Made-up microaggressions / Darwin for a girl?! / Aniyah?!

June 25, 2017

From Julie and JUDGE JUDY: Dawnette Sigmon?! From Reddit on June 1, 2017: No, 2016ThrowAway0318, telling people that the black people in someone’s class are only there to meet a quota is NOT a microaggression! From Reddit on June 2, 2017: Stupid OP named PenelopeJames! Aniyah is not a valid name, especially if you heard […]

GAME OF THRONES and fingernails, WIN on a game show, Strapp Nasti, being nice

January 9, 2017

I checked my mail today and got another surprise Christmas card, this time from Kitty (bornwitch) – YAY! GAME OF THRONES, Stannis Baratheon, and cleaning fingernails! “And it’s four less fingernails to clean.” “Fewer.” “Pardon?” “Four FEWER fingernails to clean.” Someone named WIN was a contestant on a GAME SHOW?! Strapp Nasti?! I hate it […]

Lunch with Auntie Catherine, finally! / Being sarcastic at the wrong time

October 28, 2016

Someone named Irene Schmidt added me to Facebook – DENIED, even if our mutual friends are Subena and Leona! I left the house at 10:10 to meet Auntie Catherine for lunch at Peaceful Restaurant today at 11. (there are STILL temporary bus stops and loud construction at Brighouse!) She was there before I was, but […]

Winnie the Pooh characters on drugs, anagrams, blue butts and office toilets

October 16, 2016

I just finished a LiveJournal tagging idea that I had very late last night involving Doge / Shiba Inu / Kabosu! Might as well finish it before I focus on the hockey game tonight… it only took three hours or so! Product warning: No more pot pies since they aren’t as filling as I thought […]

Uncle Richard dying (dream) / Knowing psychology / People understanding binary

March 27, 2016

I had a dream in which Auntie Gloria and everyone else knew that Uncle Richard was going to die of cancer soon, so she hosted a party “halfway between Hindu and Halloween.” A lot of people turned out for that one, and then we heard that Uncle Richard had died two days later at home. […]

Baby surprise = poop! / Sewer blocked by large Pooh / Roasted chicken leg

March 19, 2016

The Canucks played St. Louis at 7 tonight, and lost 3-0. From Julie: This baby has a surprise for you… it’s poop. From JBook and BBC News: Sewer was blocked by large Pooh! From Laura: A simple whole leg of roasted chicken!

People dancing in diapers! / Living until the Leafs win the Stanley Cup! / Trust

March 10, 2016

This computer is constantly giving me a “low disk space” error message no matter what I delete! UGH! From Julie: A random weird photo of people dancing in diapers! That’s crazy! Reminds me of Winnie’s bridal shower, where maxipads were used as “fashion accessories.” I met a fairy today that granted me one wish. “I […]

Winnie thanking me for 2014 and 2015 / Stray dog peeing on a Happy Box!

January 5, 2016

Winnie sent me a couple of Facebook messages thanking me for my birthday wishes in 2014 and 2015 – sweet! I also discovered a magical direct deposit to my bank account, so it’s all good! Stray dog to Lucas and Boney: “Bow-wow! (I keep getting hit by lightning!) Did someone find out I peed on […]