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Steve Bear is an Angeles Forest ranger?! / John Argue was trained as a lawyer?!

April 14, 2017

From ALL-PURPOSE BATHROOM READER #13: Steve Bear is an Angeles National Forest ranger?! From ALL-PURPOSE BATHROOM READER #13: John Argue was trained as a lawyer?!

A Pittsburgh Penguins alarm clock, Japanese public transit signs, no bras!

June 8, 2016

I had a dream where Chris W. was making it rain at least a thousand books from the bookshelves because he was writing a letter (about how essential books are) to someone important. Then we went to a Chinese restaurant with all my friends to celebrate my birthday. Steph, Alan Quan, my parents, Auntie Gloria, […]

Pam Graves, Rod Wolf being struck by lightning, Alan Toogood, Chef Tom Kitchin

May 17, 2016

I decided not to go over to Harmony’s today, but I did go out at 4:10 to get Stash Tea (SPICE DRAGON decaf!) / McGavin’s Whole Wheat bread / Reese’s peanut butter and chocolate spread / a new large reusable bag because my old one had holes in it / on-sale Dawn Ultra dish detergent […]

Smelley-Bacon, Salm-Minnella, Dodge-Ball, and other bad hyphenated names!

February 2, 2016

Smelley-Bacon! Salm-Minnella! Dodge-Ball! Street-Walker! Burd-Licker! Wise-Schmuck! Eaton-Cox! Kalla-Plummer! Bouy-George! Swift-Kalonick! Brest-Mash! Strange-Slappey! Steele-Kage! Hay-Saylors! King-Bishop! Dick-Harden!

Pomsky (half-husky / half-Pomeranian), Curry Burns, Justin Case, Rick O’Shea

January 10, 2016

I cancelled on Chinese Eric because I’d just missed both buses, which is fine. No less-than-optimal recharge period for me! 😀 This is called a Pomsky… half-husky, half-Pomeranian. They stay about this size their whole lives. Yes, it’s okay to cry… Curry Burns! Justin Case! Rick O’Shea!

Arrests, Iuma, Ransom, Tomelka, Cash Money, A’Million, pooping Aberdeen Santa

October 25, 2015

I had to block Cody’s “friend” Patrick Kane because he called me NIG and LIKED a few of my pictures, causing me to have to re-upload and re-tag them. UGH! Then someone named Alan Graham wanted to add me – DENIED! Later, I discovered that Caroline G. (cairothegreat) had unfriended me from Facebook – that’s […]

Micromanaging, misreading, NOT jerking you around, the relationship not suddenly dying

January 9, 2015

Last week in an email, Mike told me that he never cheated on me. However, he DID micromanage like hell to treat people (including me) like children, even if he said he didn’t like doing so! He said that he knows a good thing when he sees it, unlike certain people and certain TV characters. […]

David Fellowship is no more! / Eight-kilogram bags of rice!

September 1, 2014

Mike’s tongue infection has healed; we discussed his having to drink some baking soda with water to neutralize his heartburn (which he hasn’t had for years), hoisin sauce, sriracha sauce, Rolaids, Tums, and ulcers before we left the apartment for the barbecue at church this morning. He saw my note to self about the RuinTen […]

Moroccan Herbal Essences, tote bags, “messed-up” birthday cards, Lin’s with Tom and Tom, Home Depot

January 17, 2014

Before I went to Chapters to read books for a while prior to meeting Michael, I went to Staples for 48 Z-Grip pens… the last time I bought those was in August 2012! Then I went to London Drugs to get replacement shampoo and conditioner, plus three large reusable tote bags. Luckily, Herbal Essences was […]

I’m not going unless you are! / LUFIA speed run / White Eric / DOWNTON ABBEY name

January 11, 2014

The usual suspect called me at 12:30, but I missed it. I suspect that he wanted some company to go to the States, in which case I’m half-surprised he didn’t go at 6 AM! However, I checked my phone at 4:15 since I was out. Wasn’t sure if I’d be in the mood, anyway. Then […]