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The Colorado balloon boy’s name is FALCON?! / Vernelle Sebastian is a GUY?!

June 2, 2019

I showered and did laundry today. The Colorado balloon boy’s name is FALCON?! From Julie M. and JUDGE JUDY: Vernelle Sebastian is a guy, and the plaintiff’s former friend?! Advertisements

10 Commonly Misunderstood Words in English! / Kalan is for a girl?!

May 7, 2019

My parents are on a cruise and didn’t let me know, so I wasted my time calling them to get their voicemail multiple times yesterday! Then Dad emailed me to say that they could call me from the shore at 8:30, but then emailed me again at 8 to say that they were still on […]

Abe Saffron, Golden Tate, Lane Johnson, Adryenne Marshall, and LuCreitia Mingo?!

January 27, 2019

From AUSTRALIAN FAMILIES OF CRIME: Abe Saffron?! Like the spice?! From Julie: Golden Tate is a Wide Receiver for the Philadelphia Eagles?! From Julie: Lane Johnson is an Offensive Lineman for the Philadelphia Eagles?! Lane is okay, but pair it with Johnson and reverse it… Johnson Lane could be a street name, man! From Julie […]

Keeper of the Esoteric Days! / Reese Witherspoon! Reese Without Her Spoon!

October 8, 2017

I added Alan Yu on Facebook today just for laughs, haha. CuyaDK made my day in Discord this afternoon when I discovered that I was dark red in his server for some reason. Someone said that I had a new role, so I had to look: “Keeper of the Esoteric Days”?! HAHAHA! That made my […]

Jay and Kateri Schwandt have had 13 sons in a row, with no daughters!

June 2, 2017

Uncle Andrew’s office called me at 10:55 this morning – yes, next Tuesday at 4 should work just fine for once for my next dentist appointment with Sean! From Ripley’s Believe It Or Not on May 13, 2015: Jay and Kateri Schwandt have 13 sons in a row! Tyler, Zach, Drew, Brandon, Tommy, Vinnie, Calvin, […]

Steve Bear is an Angeles Forest ranger?! / John Argue was trained as a lawyer?!

April 14, 2017

From ALL-PURPOSE BATHROOM READER #13: Steve Bear is an Angeles National Forest ranger?! From ALL-PURPOSE BATHROOM READER #13: John Argue was trained as a lawyer?!

A Pittsburgh Penguins alarm clock, Japanese public transit signs, no bras!

June 8, 2016

I had a dream where Chris W. was making it rain at least a thousand books from the bookshelves because he was writing a letter (about how essential books are) to someone important. Then we went to a Chinese restaurant with all my friends to celebrate my birthday. Steph, Alan Quan, my parents, Auntie Gloria, […]

Pam Graves, Rod Wolf being struck by lightning, Alan Toogood, Chef Tom Kitchin

May 17, 2016

I decided not to go over to Harmony’s today, but I did go out at 4:10 to get Stash Tea (SPICE DRAGON decaf!) / McGavin’s Whole Wheat bread / Reese’s peanut butter and chocolate spread / a new large reusable bag because my old one had holes in it / on-sale Dawn Ultra dish detergent […]

Smelley-Bacon, Salm-Minnella, Dodge-Ball, and other bad hyphenated names!

February 2, 2016

Smelley-Bacon! Salm-Minnella! Dodge-Ball! Street-Walker! Burd-Licker! Wise-Schmuck! Eaton-Cox! Kalla-Plummer! Bouy-George! Swift-Kalonick! Brest-Mash! Strange-Slappey! Steele-Kage! Hay-Saylors! King-Bishop! Dick-Harden!

Pomsky (half-husky / half-Pomeranian), Curry Burns, Justin Case, Rick O’Shea

January 10, 2016

I cancelled on Chinese Eric because I’d just missed both buses, which is fine. No less-than-optimal recharge period for me! 😀 This is called a Pomsky… half-husky, half-Pomeranian. They stay about this size their whole lives. Yes, it’s okay to cry… Curry Burns! Justin Case! Rick O’Shea!