Archive for the ‘alan’ Category

Keeper of the Esoteric Days! / Reese Witherspoon! Reese Without Her Spoon!

October 8, 2017

I added Alan Yu on Facebook today just for laughs, haha. CuyaDK made my day in Discord this afternoon when I discovered that I was dark red in his server for some reason. Someone said that I had a new role, so I had to look: “Keeper of the Esoteric Days”?! HAHAHA! That made my […]

Jay and Kateri Schwandt have had 13 sons in a row, with no daughters!

June 2, 2017

Uncle Andrew’s office called me at 10:55 this morning – yes, next Tuesday at 4 should work just fine for once for my next dentist appointment with Sean! From Ripley’s Believe It Or Not on May 13, 2015: Jay and Kateri Schwandt have 13 sons in a row! Tyler, Zach, Drew, Brandon, Tommy, Vinnie, Calvin, […]

Steve Bear is an Angeles Forest ranger?! / John Argue was trained as a lawyer?!

April 14, 2017

From ALL-PURPOSE BATHROOM READER #13: Steve Bear is an Angeles National Forest ranger?! From ALL-PURPOSE BATHROOM READER #13: John Argue was trained as a lawyer?!

A Pittsburgh Penguins alarm clock, Japanese public transit signs, no bras!

June 8, 2016

I had a dream where Chris W. was making it rain at least a thousand books from the bookshelves because he was writing a letter (about how essential books are) to someone important. Then we went to a Chinese restaurant with all my friends to celebrate my birthday. Steph, Alan Quan, my parents, Auntie Gloria, […]

Pam Graves, Rod Wolf being struck by lightning, Alan Toogood, Chef Tom Kitchin

May 17, 2016

I decided not to go over to Harmony’s today, but I did go out at 4:10 to get Stash Tea (SPICE DRAGON decaf!) / McGavin’s Whole Wheat bread / Reese’s peanut butter and chocolate spread / a new large reusable bag because my old one had holes in it / on-sale Dawn Ultra dish detergent […]

Smelley-Bacon, Salm-Minnella, Dodge-Ball, and other bad hyphenated names!

February 2, 2016

Smelley-Bacon! Salm-Minnella! Dodge-Ball! Street-Walker! Burd-Licker! Wise-Schmuck! Eaton-Cox! Kalla-Plummer! Bouy-George! Swift-Kalonick! Brest-Mash! Strange-Slappey! Steele-Kage! Hay-Saylors! King-Bishop! Dick-Harden!

Pomsky (half-husky / half-Pomeranian), Curry Burns, Justin Case, Rick O’Shea

January 10, 2016

I cancelled on Chinese Eric because I’d just missed both buses, which is fine. No less-than-optimal recharge period for me! 😀 This is called a Pomsky… half-husky, half-Pomeranian. They stay about this size their whole lives. Yes, it’s okay to cry… Curry Burns! Justin Case! Rick O’Shea!

Arrests, Iuma, Ransom, Tomelka, Cash Money, A’Million, pooping Aberdeen Santa

October 25, 2015

I had to block Cody’s “friend” Patrick Kane because he called me NIG and LIKED a few of my pictures, causing me to have to re-upload and re-tag them. UGH! Then someone named Alan Graham wanted to add me – DENIED! Later, I discovered that Caroline G. (cairothegreat) had unfriended me from Facebook – that’s […]

Micromanaging, misreading, NOT jerking you around, the relationship not suddenly dying

January 9, 2015

Last week in an email, Mike told me that he never cheated on me. However, he DID micromanage like hell to treat people (including me) like children, even if he said he didn’t like doing so! He said that he knows a good thing when he sees it, unlike certain people and certain TV characters. […]

David Fellowship is no more! / Eight-kilogram bags of rice!

September 1, 2014

Mike’s tongue infection has healed; we discussed his having to drink some baking soda with water to neutralize his heartburn (which he hasn’t had for years), hoisin sauce, sriracha sauce, Rolaids, Tums, and ulcers before we left the apartment for the barbecue at church this morning. He saw my note to self about the RuinTen […]