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Finally getting together with Chrystal at Menya! / A T-cup bra from Reddit!

June 9, 2017

After COFFEE TIME, I went out at 6 to meet Chrystal at the Broadway Station London Drugs. She definitely appreciated her 35 index cards for her 35th birthday, the Rose and Robin solid chocolate 200g Easter bunny, the giant Dreamworks Trolls milk chocolate heart, the two Christmas Mix packs of Coconut / Red Apple / […]

Complaining about being single / No touching yourself / Someone OUTTA thrash ya?!

June 8, 2017

Since I got up at 7:25 AM, it was COFFEE TIME! Later, I called Seafair Safeway customer service to see if I could return Oakridge Safeway items there instead. Since I could, I made plans to go there to return the Tostitos / Mrs. Renfro’s salsa since I can’t open it even with the jar […]

Fraser and apples, space dragon and sun flare, a dragon farting fire at a knight

May 27, 2017

Steph and Fraser called me at about 1:10 PM today, which was at least a fine surprise. Fraser said that he was eating apples and crackers, and could answer “yeah” when prompted to answer my various simple questions about whether he liked the zoo. I said that I would hopefully be having dinner with Chrystal […]

Chrystal calling to postpone again! / Panromantic polyamorous special snowflake!

May 25, 2017

Chrystal gave me a surprise phone call at 8:35, saying that she knew we were supposed to meet up tomorrow, but work has been absolutely crazy since a supervisor resigned. Luckily for Chrystal, she’s not the new supervisor! We finally figured out a new date to meet up: Friday, June 9 at the usual place, […]

Calling Chrystal, Uncle Lee’s green tea, new bath mat, getting a new girlfriend

May 1, 2017

At 12:35, I called Chrystal to see when a good time would be for us to get together this month. The move apparently did not go smoothly last week, as Emily’s still organizing a bunch of stuff at both places. I didn’t mind meeting at the end of the month, as it gives me more […]

Photo merging! / OH, RICK! / Mamee noodle snacks! / Cavatappi and casarecce!

April 26, 2017

Photo merging, stacking, combination, or juxtaposition! Combine two images into one! I paid my Shaw and hydro bills online today. Barry picked me up at 1 after I had COFFEE TIME, and we went to both banks before heading to Price Smart. I bought Gatorade Cool Blue Raspberry x6, Excel White gum x3, $1 Sidekicks […]

The NASCAR Walmart 500 race, ginger dumping, deep-fried baby, peeing on yourself

April 25, 2017

Since I was up early at 4:50 AM (ugh), I had some COFFEE TIME. I finally unsubscribed from Trivia Today and Bizarre News because of all the ads that Gopher Central and PulseTV were letting through – atrocious! There was a Shaw and phone outage at 11:30, so I decided to go to bed. Woke […]

Clutching my pearls! / Beware of Missing Foot / Narshe security checkpoint path!

April 13, 2017

Since I was up at 7 AM, it was COFFEE TIME! When Uncle Andrew’s dentist office called me at 10:10 to remind me of my upcoming dentist appointment, I decided to reschedule it to May 17. Hopefully, that will give me enough time to get my flossing done! I called Chrystal at work today at […]

Uterus refreshing itself, period blood on hands, MOTHER 3 translation gibberish

March 31, 2017

I called the pharmacy next door to see if I could refill my prescription. Sure, if there isn’t a problem. Then I called Chrystal at work to see when a good time would be to get together. Apparently, Emily and Mike are moving, so April is a pretty busy month. I made a note to […]

New kitchen shears, straw mushrooms, carrot cake, ammonia, key lime cookie bites

March 23, 2017

After my COFFEE TIME, Barry picked me up at 11:30 today, and we went to both banks before going to Price Smart. I bought NEW Paldo Teumsae Ramyun noodles, on-sale Prima Taste Laksa La Mian noodles (chili crab / curry / regular), Kamjatang Myun potato pork noodles, Koka spicy black pepper noodles, Nissin Demae Ramae […]