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My first Reddit silver! / Daffy Duck vest: YES! I AM TOTALLY OUT OF CONTROL!

January 9, 2020

COFFEE TIME! I showered and did laundry today, like the red dragon hoodie with white flecks from Steph’s laundry detergent OR leaving it in the washing machine for days, AND Jon’s socks which Harmony loaned me – the hoodie now looks awesome again, thanks to white vinegar! I called Chrystal at work at 3:15, and […]

2019 Yearly Recap!

December 31, 2019

2019 Yearly Recap! This is the 2019 recap. Fitting for the last day of the year, no? JANUARY * Hung out with Vanessa and baby Cassidy pre-surgery at Lansdowne: Fresh Elements bubble tea, good dumplings at the food court, GOLDEN DRAGON SUSHI, and more! She helped me open the ridiculous eyedrops bottles, too! [Jan. 7] […]

What I gave for Christmas 2019!

December 27, 2019

THIS ENTRY IS ALLOWED TO HAVE NON-ALIGNED TAGS. What I gave for Christmas 2019! * lots of Christmas cards and Christmas stuff for my real-life friends! [Windel Advent calendar for Jeremy, Wendel Advent calendar and Delecto assorted dark chocolate box for white Eric, stuffed Santa dog / hot cocoa Hershey’s Kisses / Advent calendars for […]

Smart Chibuzo?! / Not perfect, but being Dutch! / PANIC 911: Kyle and Kylesha?!

December 7, 2019

COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played Buffalo today at 1 in a see-saw game which went to overtime, and won 6-5! Smart Chibuzo?! A friend of a Facebook friend posted this on her wall, and I thought it would be great for Kitty, Cecilia, and Teunis! “I’m not perfect, but I am Dutch, and that’s kind […]

Stoner Elf Name! / ChristmasFlamHam! / Suitcases! / Chrystal Xmas / Dirty jokes!

December 6, 2019

DIRTY JOKES! How is pubic hair like parsley? You push it to the side before you start eating. What’s the speed limit of sex? 68! At 69, you have to turn around. What did the toaster say to the slice of bread? I want you inside me! Why do vegetarians give good head? Because they […]

Emrald Johnson?! / No spare smokes downtown! / Royal Jelly?! / Interruptions!

December 6, 2019

I called Chrystal at work, and we are ON for this evening! Yay! From Youtube: I suppose CeCe is okay, but Emrald Johnson?! BAD SPELLING OF EMERALD! I saw this on Reddit on February 23, and instantly thought of Glenn! When you have to go downtown for the day…. wear a T-shirt that says, “I […]

Vermont Curry! Lights! Blocks! / California banning MAN and bitch biscuits!

November 29, 2019

After COFFEE TIME and a phone call from Rishu which didn’t involve me going out to the boonies of Richmond and a risk of being LATE, I went out at 3:05 on a 401 to help with the kids, and I had Beckett’s stuffed Santa dog this time. I got to Marine Drive early and […]

Crazy discombobulated poop! / Hand Job Nails and Spa?! Long Poo Gas Supplies?!

November 14, 2019

I went to the Life Labs next door to get some blood and urine tests done. Failed at the pee test, unfortunately. Then I went across the street where someone actually drove onto the concrete parking barrier! “HOW DO YOU DO THAT?!” I said to a nearby dude, who had seen WORSE! It’s broad daylight, […]

What I do during small talk / Chrystal, Benkei Ramen, Copenhagen, St. Petersburg

September 27, 2019

I failed at the Excel peppermint gum lottery THREE TIMES, so I had to buy more while I was out anyway! After COFFEE TIME, I went out at 6:35 on a 407 to meet Chrystal at the Broadway London Drugs at 7:30 for Birthday Dinner #3 of 4. She was on time, and we went […]

Dumpling chart / Telisport Putsavage?! / Kirk Fonoimoana?! / Jarkel Fanning?!

September 26, 2019

PRODUCT WARNING: No more Nivea lotions in my apartment – the pump just suddenly goes down without warning, making it impossible for me to pop it up again! Today is National Dumpling Day! I called Chrystal at work at 11:40 to see if we were still on for tomorrow’s Birthday Dinner #3, and WE ARE! […]