Epixome
This is CRAZY LAND.

Archive for the ‘chrystal’ Category

Hanging out with Chrystal pre-consultation! / Eric helping! / Travers Mackel?!

July 7, 2018

I called Chrystal at work at 1:10 yesterday to remind her about last night, being honest about how July 12 (next Thursday) was actually just a consultation and not an actual surgery. “SHE BAMBOOZLED ME! NO!” Hahaha! While power-walking through the building and down the stairs, I saw Mr. Creep on his way up the […]

Dea-Dra, Cortez, Cherise, Daja, Lyna, Malacai, Javarious, Rylie, and Tamika?!

June 28, 2018

The retina specialist’s office called me at 3:30 to say that they’d scheduled a cataract surgery consultation appointment for me, on July 12 at 9:30 AM, which is a Thursday. Since I realized that would be the day before my planned dinner with Chrystal, I attempted to call her at work to reschedule, but I […]

NEW COMPUTER! / Yam Yaryan?! / Deneika Reynolds?!

June 27, 2018

I did call Chrystal at work yesterday when I got home. We made plans for Friday the 13th, which doesn’t bother me. Broadway London Drugs, it is! Andrew called me at 9, so I was ready for him to bring over my NEWER COMPUTER WITH WINDOWS 7! 😀 He came by at 9:45 and spent […]

Another eye exam, Big Turks, and calling Andrew!

June 26, 2018

I had to get up at 8 AM in preparation for my eye exam at 10 AM, but the directions given to me by FYI Doctors were pretty vague. As long as I was up that early, I called Andrew to get a status update, the summary of which was that he could get my […]

Z-Grip pens, finally! / No computer yet!

June 25, 2018

After leaving the library yesterday (Sunday), I took the 410 to Staples to buy three boxes on Z-Grip pens, which now look different and have “Advanced Ink Technology.” I think the comfy rubber grip is worth it for writing for nine hours in a row, and outweighs the risk of cutting myself on the packaging, […]

Yo’Heinz Tyler?! / Katayoun Copeland?! / Crystal Champagne?!

June 16, 2018

Yo’Heinz Tyler?! From Julie and CRIME WATCH DAILY: Katayoun Copeland?! Crystal Champagne?!

Jimbob Ghostkeeper?! / Your ex was technically born in a different year?!

May 3, 2018

Jimbob Ghostkeeper?! From Reddit on April 14, 2018: No, TheresAName, your ex was not “technically” born in a different year. He either was or wasn’t born in a different year. Make up your mind.

Porsha like a Porsche?! / Lazona like LASAGNA?! / Frozen solid rice balls!

April 15, 2018

The computer just restarted! From Julie: Porsha?! Like the Porsche car?! From Julie: Lazona?! It’s pronounced like “lasagna,” and the entire MAURY audience laughed! Lucas and Boney are running from the Ultimate Chimera in MOTHER 3, and come across this Pigmask in the Chimera Lab basement. “I put some rice balls in the freezer room, […]

Banana pepper sushi and pumpkin sushi with Chrystal at Sushi California!

April 6, 2018

After COFFEE TIME, I left at 7:05 to meet Chrystal at the Broadway London Drugs at 7:30. Of course I had her birthday card, the Lindt Strawberry Excellence chocolate bar, the President’s Choice Easter eggs, assorted teas, and the Lindt Ecuador chocolate bar! I was delayed because a group of 200 teens had made a […]

China’s professional fart smellers, poop emoji hat, shades of brown toilet paper

April 5, 2018

I called Chrystal at work to confirm our plans for tomorrow, and we’re on! I also left a message with Chinese Eric in case he wants to come over to watch tonight’s game: the last home game ever for the Sedin twins! From Pete and FART Is A Four-Letter Word: “Professional Fart Smeller” is a […]