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Sixtus Rees-Mogg?! / Wulfric Wentworth Pius?! / Well, hello there, Nicolas Cage!

November 6, 2017

The Canucks played Detroit at 7 tonight, and lost 3-2. At least Del Zotto got his first Canucks goal? From Reddit: Alfred Wulfric Leyson Pius, Thomas Wentworth Somerset Dunstan, Peter Theodore Alphege, Anselm Charles Fitzwilliam, Mary Anne Charlotte Emma, and Sixtus Dominic Boniface Christopher Rees-Mogg?! I’ve edited this in MS Paint to include an Oxford […]

Vlad, rings and neck braces! / Single on Halloween! / Cereal Killer costume!

October 31, 2017

From Julie: “Look, Vlad, I told you… put a ring on this finger, or the neck brace stays on.” The only reason I’m single on Halloween is because I want all the candy for myself. From The Meta Picture and Funnyism: A cereal killer with Cheerios, Apple Jacks, Lucky Charms, Trix, Frosted Flakes, and Cinnamon […]

Baguette with a face! / Macho Gay Love musical magic! / Christon’s Mega Tower!

September 25, 2017

Christon emailed me the photos from last night at 8:30 AM, so I spent time uploading and tagging them as appropriate! I also posted them in Fearsome for Laurie, of course. From Julie S. and Tumblr: Why is this woman holding a baguette with a face?! Bartz has the SING ability in FINAL FANTASY V […]

JARMECCA, Jasmiyah, Tasmiyah, and Haneef Whitehead?! / Hari Vijay?! / Pirates!

July 22, 2017

I went to London Drugs at 6 on a 401 to get some Silk almond milk because I’d finished my last carton, which expires on the 24th anyway. I decided to get some on-sale SunRype orange juice as well, and got home at 6:30 on a 407. Yay for bus efficiency! 3.78 litres of Sunrype […]

Ramit Inmah Ashol, Paul Twocock, old lady Oral, Harry Sidebottom, Crystal Coker

July 22, 2017

Some older guy by the hospital said that my San Francisco shirt was a “nice shirt.” Cool! From Tyler A. and the Chive: Ramit Inmah Ashol?! From Tyler A. and the Chive: Paul Twocock?! From Tyler A. and the Chive: This old lady named ORAL was on a game show?! I’ve heard of Opal, but […]

British baby names from 1861!

June 29, 2017

From Reddit: British baby names from 1861! Last names are in parentheses. BOYS: Abijah Edwin, Algernon Angell James, Anchor Thomas (Carrier), Aquilla Cornelius, Arthur Nehemiah, Augustus Adalbert Evelyn, Carnavon Lewis, Charles Hercules Mylz, Clarence Alured, Demas Joseph, Edinborough, Enos Ezra, Epiphany Cole Grose, Fitzroy Chichester, Foxcrowle Percival, Fray Mohawk, Galenus George, Granville Montague, Homer Christopher, […]

Gender-swapped ovary PUNS, getting the ovaries to do something, ovary-acting!

June 9, 2017

From Reddit on September 5, 2014: “Guys! I finally GREW A PAIR OF OVARIES and stood up for myself on the phone today!” You already HAVE a pair of ovaries, girl! I go on Reddit to laugh and shake my head, not to read “funny” gender-swapped comments! From Reddit on July 15, 2015: “My reaction […]

Jay and Kateri Schwandt have had 13 sons in a row, with no daughters!

June 2, 2017

Uncle Andrew’s office called me at 10:55 this morning – yes, next Tuesday at 4 should work just fine for once for my next dentist appointment with Sean! From Ripley’s Believe It Or Not on May 13, 2015: Jay and Kateri Schwandt have 13 sons in a row! Tyler, Zach, Drew, Brandon, Tommy, Vinnie, Calvin, […]

Crazy cat lady! / No eschewing the Oxford comma! / Mary had a little lamb!

May 14, 2017

Since I was up at 7 AM, it was COFFEE TIME! From Janina: Crazy cat lady action figure! Whenever a publisher’s style guidelines eschew use of the Oxford comma, I can only assume that this results from a managerial decision to save money by cutting back on ink, because no reasonable editor would make this […]

Keirran Maree, Leah de Jager, Eric Justice, Koshka Hellqvist, Icajunihy Usevoruna

May 11, 2017

Keirran Maree, Leah de Jager, Eric Justice, Koshka Hellqvist, Icajunihy Usevoruna From Not Always Right: Keirran Maree?! Is that Karen or Kieran? From Not Always Right: Leah de Jager?! JAGERMEISTER! From Not Always Right: Eric Justice?! That’s a cool last name! From Not Always Right: Koshka Hellqvist?! From Not Always Working: Icajunihy Usevoruna?! Does she […]