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Fishluna Yu?! / Quiet neighbors across the street because it’s a graveyard!

July 7, 2019

King Jin tried adding me to Facebook – DENIED! A “lady” at the dumpster last night said, “Thank you for recycling” when I dumped my Ziploc bag with stale cookies inside. Thank YOU for being nosy! I’m not going to recycle my Ziploc bags! From my People You May Know section: Fishluna Yu?! From Julie: […]

Bad and Unique Baby Names 12! / Lakeitha Joseph?! Cati Blauvert?! BAD SPELLING!

July 2, 2019

Bad and Unique Baby Names 12! From Youtube: Lakeitha Joseph?! From Youtube: Cati Blauvelt?! BAD SPELLING OF KATIE!

Candy Button Disco?! / Patrick Wisdom baseball?! / Clayton Stoner hockey?!

June 23, 2019

Candy Button Disco?! Patrick Wisdom?! Clayton Stoner?!

FIRE / Myking Worboys, Bucky Worboys, Shyann Ovalie, Bridgitt Elliott. Katonnah?

May 29, 2019

My neighbors are fucking idiots, I swear. The latest fire alarm today at 5:15 was caused by someone who was SLEEPING WHILE COOKING! Luckily, I got back in at 5:40, but did take my wallet just in case – not my phone, though! I’ll try to remember that next time… UGH! Myking Worboys?! Bucky Worboys?! […]

Maddelyne, Cali, Ayanna, Deric, Satoria, Deriyah, Reign, Neonna, Keonna, Skipp?!

March 23, 2019

Of all the people, Uncle Joe added me to Facebook – HAHAHA! The Canucks played the Flames at 7 tonight, and lost 3-1. From Julie: Maddelyne?! If I have to write it down to make sure that I spelled it correctly, it’s definitely BAD SPELLING! From Julie: This baby boy is named Cali?! As in […]

Boston Bramlage and a London lawyer named Friday February Eleven Biddle?!

March 7, 2019

It’s World Book Day today! From my ARE YOU SHITTING ME book: Boston Bramlage?! The rest of the family had more normal names: Ronald, Rebecca, Brandon, Beau, and Roxanne… From Reddit and r/namenerds: A London lawyer is named Friday February Eleven Biddle?!

A witchy pentacle cat making noises! / Batman Batsuit history infographic!

January 29, 2019

I went out at 2 on a 414 to see Rachel at the Caring Place, and got home at about 3:50. Now there’s going to be no water on Thursday?! Damn construction and sewer upgrades, haha! From Julie: When you discover what your cat is really doing up all night making noises… here’s a witchy […]

Happy 2019! / New Year’s dinner! / Saturn Valley: We are fulgrate! Is mistake!

January 1, 2019

HAPPY NEW YEAR, EVERYONE! HAPPY 2019! I had to transit to King Edward Station to meet Dad there, so I left at 3:50, but had to walk back home because I realized I didn’t have my bus pass. Turns out it was in the bathroom by the toilet because it fell out of my pocket! […]

11:59 PM, midnight, and 12:01 AM on New Year’s! / Transceiver Pork Tank!

December 31, 2018

COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played the Devils at 10 today, and lost 4-0. I also showered. From Bryant on the r/hockey Discord server: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS and SQUIDWARD TENTACLES! 11:59 PM on New Year’s Eve means a normal face. Midnight on New Year’s Day means being excited! 12:01 AM on New Year’s Day means a resumption […]

Bramble Klippie?! / Alaska?! / Kami?!

June 24, 2018

Bramble Klippie?! From Julie and DR. PHIL: Alaska?! From Julie: Kami?! It reminded her of camisoles, but it reminded me of Cammy from STREET FIGHTER II.