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A weird purple dragon! / What would Jesus do? / Green dragons reading a book!

June 13, 2017

From Krista: A weird purple dragon! From Janina: What would Jesus do? Well… flipping tables, making food, and dying on a cross all come to mind. Green dragons reading a book! Advertisements

Trinity Cawood is a GUY?! / The pub in Vector smells like Tarza’s house?!

April 14, 2017

Vanessa told me earlier on Facebook chat that she’s bringing me some Bath and Body Works hand soap tomorrow night. I joked that I had showered earlier (true), so I shouldn’t smell THAT bad. Hahaha! From UNSOLVED MYSTERIES: Trinity Cawood is a GUY?! Not that I like Trinity for a girl, either… and the surname […]

Steve Bear is an Angeles Forest ranger?! / John Argue was trained as a lawyer?!

April 14, 2017

From ALL-PURPOSE BATHROOM READER #13: Steve Bear is an Angeles National Forest ranger?! From ALL-PURPOSE BATHROOM READER #13: John Argue was trained as a lawyer?!

Name of the Year 2017, ShamSports Names, 2012 and 2014 Olympics! (263 names)

April 14, 2017

Kobe Buffalomeat?! Now, that’s a manly name! Marvin Gay plays basketball?! Jordair Jett?! Reminds me of Air Jordans… Nelson Mandela plays basketball?! Keene Cockburn?! Peter Jurkin?! Lady Grooms?! Gang Wang?! Mangisto Arop?! Storm Clonch?! Typhoon Dusk Nurse?! Drake U’u?! Stanley Titsworth?! Kara Bonenberger?! I know my brother and sister used to know sisters named Alyssa […]

Mexican stereotype costumes, selling us the newspaper, costing us our lives

April 14, 2017

In EARTHBOUND HALLOWEEN HACK, Tomas Jefferson sees Varik in town. He tells him, “THIS IS THE GREATEST MEXICAN STEREOTYPE COSTUME EVER.” Ness is going through Onett, and knocks on the door of this building. “If you’re trying to sell us the newspaper, go away! We don’t read the paper!” Ness, Paula, Jeff, and Poo are […]

Clutching my pearls! / Beware of Missing Foot / Narshe security checkpoint path!

April 13, 2017

Since I was up at 7 AM, it was COFFEE TIME! When Uncle Andrew’s dentist office called me at 10:10 to remind me of my upcoming dentist appointment, I decided to reschedule it to May 17. Hopefully, that will give me enough time to get my flossing done! I called Chrystal at work today at […]

Better Good Friday than Jesus, no eggs from a rabbit, stigmata Easter cookies

March 27, 2017

I hope you have a better Good Friday than Jesus did. Public Service Announcement for Easter: This Easter, do not eat any eggs that come out of a rabbit. They are not chocolate. From Reddit: Stigmata Easter cookies! Delicious!

I hate plugged toilets! / Super Mario, Kirby, and others at the Last Supper!

June 1, 2016

I had a toilet emergency just now; Hester wasn’t any help, so I called Barry instead to help me through this after I used the plunger to little success. He told me about the toilet flapper, which at least helped. Thank goodness the poop didn’t overflow the bowl! I think I’ll clean it when I […]

Gaylord Perry / Michelle Ho / Fleecie? / Frank Schmuck, Ray Midgett, Jimmy Johns

March 25, 2016

Vancouver played St. Louis at 5 today, and got shut out again by a score of 4-0. Gaylord Perry?! From Vanessa: Michelle Ho says that she’s been a Ho her whole life! From Reddit: Fleecie?! Frank Schmuck?! Ray Midgett?! Jimmy Johns?!

Hung Jesus! / Ninten’s powers NOT BE taken lightly! / Caroline spacing out!

March 25, 2016

Sharon emailed me to say that she’d been slammed at work this week because of Spring Break and other things. Hey, I can understand – maybe we can get together next week! Vanessa and I talked for a bit about Krista and other things via Facebook messages – who cares if people in general are […]