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Do NOT put someone’s toothpaste on their toothbrush FOR them! That’s just weird!

July 9, 2019

Managed to get removal for hearing at the nearby medical clinic at 10 AM – I knew something was wrong if I couldn’t hear the new microwave beep when it finished! I got home at 10:30 after seeing Dr. Chong, which isn’t too bad. From Reddit on December 28, 2018: No, DontEatMyHotDog, we do NOT […]

Burnaby accident, yellow pooptastic hardcover notebook, begging my poop to flush

June 8, 2019

Vanessa says her husband Jason’s aunt was involved in this Burnaby car crash yesterday evening, so she had a bad night. 😦 She called me at 9:50 AM to let me know how he knew it was her – she was just out to take a walk and never came home, so his cousin went […]

Frances! / Alprentice Von Slatten?! / Cardi B named her daughter Kulture?!

June 7, 2019

After COFFEE TIME and getting some free NRG Detox Iaso tea samples from Shane in today’s mail (yay for bubble-wrap envelopes!), I went out at 2 on a 414 to see Rachel at the Caring Place. We called Shaw and I managed to get my bill lowered by about $50 per month for two years […]

Princess, Za’Nyla, Jovia, Perfect Passion, and Pope Thrower?!

June 6, 2019

I showered today. From Julie: Princess?! She looks constipated… From Julie: Za’Nyla?! From Julie: Jovia?! Makes me think of Bon Jovi… and Rick claims he can only make boys?! HA HA HA! From Julie: Perfect Passion?! Pope Thrower?!

Raptors and Golden State Warriors at 12 Kings! / It’s not ladylike to swear?!

June 2, 2019

Eric M. unexpectedly called me at 2:50 to say that Eric Ho and a few of the guys were going to watch the Toronto Raptors play the Golden State Warriors in an NBA playoff game (Game 2) at 12 Kings, and wondered if I’d like to go. I said sure, why not. (much better freedom […]

The Colorado balloon boy’s name is FALCON?! / Vernelle Sebastian is a GUY?!

June 2, 2019

I showered and did laundry today. The Colorado balloon boy’s name is FALCON?! From Julie M. and JUDGE JUDY: Vernelle Sebastian is a guy, and the plaintiff’s former friend?!

Electricity puns in comic form! / Hell and laptop sleeves! / Tiit Helimets?!

May 28, 2019

I showered today, and noticed that I can actually read the names and numbers on my Caller ID for the first time since my eye surgery on the 8th – NICE! From Nita: Sparky! Your mother and I are SHOCKED at your CURRENT behavior! Until you learn to CONDUCT yourself properly, you’re GROUNDED! From Julie: […]

A dragon totem baking mold, DRAGON BALL Z toy with dragonballs, blue dragon

May 6, 2019

I had to call the eye clinic today at 10:30 to get an eye surgery time so I can actually make some fucking plans! After the SECOND “busy office hours” automated message at 11:25, I left them a polite message. Megan finally called me back at 11:55 – I’m supposed to get to Mount St. […]

Barry plan changes / Deb’s address / Demetrius can’t make boys?!

May 1, 2019

Barry called at 12:30 to see if I was fine with changing our food shopping appointment on the 22nd to 11:30 instead of 11. That was totally fine! Before I forgot, I managed to give him Deb’s address for May 9, the day after my eye surgery. From MAURY: Demetrius says he’s not the father […]

DUMPLING SAUCE! / NEW Olympic yogurts and chips! / WHATEVER T-shirt… YAY!

April 24, 2019

THERE WAS ANOTHER WATER SHUTOFF TODAY – NOT IMPRESSED! After I had COFFEE TIME and fielded an early-morning phone call from Megan at the Burrard eye clinic (Dr. Wise wants to see me this week to check her lens choice?! Friday it is…), Barry picked me up at 11 and we went banking and to […]