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Fanny Määgnet?! / Walter White arrested for dealing meth?! / Råån Cid Púbes?!

December 16, 2017

Eric Ho called me at 10:30 PM, but I was busy with stuff online, so didn’t notice until I checked my Caller ID at 11. Then he called me back at 11:30, and we talked about his coming over tomorrow for the NHL 100th Anniversary Winter Classic (I’ll believe it when I see it), Nathan […]

Radee Labeeb Prince is a shooter’s name?! / The Demicolon and surrealism!

December 10, 2017

I FOUND A SMALL BONE IN MY PASTA EARLIER! WHAT THE FUCK?! From the r/hockey Discord server: Radee Labeeb Prince?! From Sara and r/surrealmemes: The Demicolon!

Getting my shit together, my ass blowing kisses, sparkly rainbow poop emoji

December 9, 2017

Uncle Andrew’s office called me today to remind me about my dentist appointment on Tuesday. I’m good if it doesn’t snow or do anything else fucky or funky! The weather forecast seems promising in that regard, though. From Wesley and Sticklo: Jack’s poop collection from June 2 on a table! Jack: “Whew, finally finished!” Girlfriend: […]

Mercy isn’t a GUY name! / Yak isn’t a HUMAN name! / Rachel Wiener?! PENIS FOOD!

December 7, 2017

Two surprises tonight before my shower: Geoff said he’d be “in town” (Tsawwassen Mills) on the 23rd (a Saturday), and Kathy would probably be there. Depending on the weather, I’m probably in for that! Also, Eric Ho tried calling me (but couldn’t get through because the hockey game was on), and then emailed me with […]

Blue dragon with silver sword, Air Canada dragon, dragon emojis on Discord

December 5, 2017

When I went outside at 3 to throw away the unfinished half-bag of Doritos jalapeno and cheddar chips which expire today anyhow, I recognized Hester’s voice, so greeted her and said that I was going to call her about laundry tokens. (tomorrow…) She said that she could drop by and give me some in exchange […]

2017 Year In Review!

December 2, 2017

[Meme fun: Take the first line from the first post of every month of the year. Repost it here as your year in review. (I’m discounting greetings and things like that :P) Yeah, it’s been an interesting year!] 2017 Year In Review! Go to your Calendar and find the first entry for each month of […]

You-Ram-Bah! / Super Spinning Moon Dragon Strike! / Lonely Wolf’s conception

November 22, 2017

I paid my Shaw bill online today. Then I called Chrystal at work at 1:10 to try arranging a time to get together during her time off. We finally decided on December 14 at 7 at the Broadway London Drugs. After that, I got Jimmy’s address for Christmas card purposes, muhahaha! I think I’ll repurpose […]

Creeping crawdads! The Cray Claw with cheese biscuits and mashed potatoes!

November 8, 2017

Since redrum seems to be taking forever to get out of here, I called Dr. Ruby at 10:30 to schedule an appointment. I didn’t mind if it was tomorrow, so I picked tomorrow afternoon at 3! Then Lena told me later over Facebook messages that her Lindt gingerbread chocolates and bonus Hanukkah card had made […]

Knit Your Own Kama Sutra?! / Living With Crazy Buttocks?! / MAKING PIGEONS PAY?!

October 17, 2017

After COFFEE TIME and being on the phone to Canada Post’s customer service this morning for a while – where they couldn’t even guarantee that my post office address pickup location could be changed – I went to Blundell Centre at 12:30 on a 407 and a 402, which of course I had to wait […]

Tanna Farley, David Willy, Jonathon Flores, Tiffany Maddux Pretty, Kelly Luper

October 14, 2017

Eric Ho called me this afternoon to say that there were changes afoot at work, so (of course) he couldn’t guarantee he could come over later. I’ve had it with that, actually! The Canucks played the Flames tonight at 7, and lost 5-2. From Not Always Right: Tanna Farley?! So do you tan all the […]