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Defenestration Day! / Knorr Mexican Rice Sidekicks, Coty Saucier, hospital beds

May 21, 2020

TODAY IS DEFENESTRATION DAY 2020! Ayler called me at 5:45, saying it was the latest he could call me. Okay, I guess that’s fine. He pretty much gave me a blow-by-blow description of how tall the carrot, cilantro, and other plants were on the balcony since he had to go water the plants anyway. Yes, […]

B-Horror Movie Title Generator, snapping disrespectful necks, Jesus masturbation

April 28, 2020

From Julie: B-Horror Movie Title Generator! Night of the Sorority from Outer Space! Yes, it was blurry and cut off when she got it. If you have a first or last name that starts with V-Z, you’re out of luck! Teenage, Biker, Atomic, Killer, Martian, Evil, Psycho, Attack of the, Lost, Curse of the, Radioactive, […]

Budget sushi with Goldfish crackers / TP for my bunghole / Yoga pants / Baileys!

April 9, 2020

Today is Maundy Thursday 2020. This morning, Jim let me know about an extra $290 in my bank account – AWESOME RELIEF MONEY FOR THE CORONAVIRUS EXPENSES! Mike thought I’d be going to the store for the third time in three days… HAHAHA, no! From Julie: Budget sushi with a goldfish cracker, a green Play-Doh […]

Easter Bunny Dragon Flam, ANIMAL CROSSING Drago, red and blue dumpling dragons

April 4, 2020

Shiwa changed my name in his Discord server from Dragon Teacher to Easter Bunny Dragon Flam for Easter 2020! From Shiwa’s Discord server: Drago from ANIMAL CROSSING: NEW HORIZONS! Green dragon! From Shiwa in his Discord server: A cute blue dragon in dumpling soup! GIF version: From Shiwa in his Discord server: Red dragon with […]

Virgin tombstone?! / Puzzles, phone call overload, 7 PM cheer, drumming, MUTE!

April 3, 2020

I called Ayler briefly at 6:30 after Jon said at 6 that they were still eating dinner. Jon said that it was Phone Call Overdose at their place – from what Ayler describes about his phone list, that’s probably very true about overload! Ayler asked what I did for the 7 PM cheer for the […]

Foot care and horny care! / Bagging area at self-checkout / FLUSH FLUSH FLUSH!

April 3, 2020

I got my extra money for the GST Credit today, which will definitely help with stocking up later on! From Be Amazed: Foot care, body care, hair care, horny care… this shop takes care of everything! When you take more than 0.0002 seconds to bag your groceries at self-checkout… “PLEASE PLACE ITEMS IN BAGGING AREA.” […]

PooPaint toilet paper?! / GAS OUT: THE CARD GAME! / Redneck Leprechaun Name

March 4, 2020

From Melissa: The Japanese have come up with PooPaint Toilet Paper?! From Julie: A game called GAS OUT! Play your card, but DON’T PASS THE GAS! From Rock 101 and Scream Therapy: What is your Redneck Leprechaun Name? Dopey Bubba O’Fartsniffer!

A Super Bowel party?! / Quiet man vs. quiet woman, gourmet kid shit, dog shit

January 31, 2020

Hot chocolate, Nissin Ra-Oh noodles, corn, green peas, broccoli, and Brussels sprouts for National Hot Chocolate Day and National Brussels Sprouts Day today for lunch! From AutoCorrect: Be careful what you text on Sunday, because nobody wants directions to a “Super Bowel” party you’re having on Sunday. From Julie M. and Realm of the Witch: […]

Busy Philipps, Birdie, and Cricket?! What?! / Dr. JONICE Webb? Yum, jaundice!

January 24, 2020

at 3:30 AM (FUCK YOU – PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO SLEEP!), I got up at 6:30 AM and ate my sushi. To my surprise, Chrystal of all the people had texted me last night to say she can’t make it to dinner tonight because she has to go out and eat Chinese New Year dinner […]

BRITITANIA Limuel?! / Louisiana Plumber Melton?! / Stop being lonely! Talk!

January 17, 2020

From Julie M. and JUDGE JUDY: BRITITANIA Limuel?! It’s not even Brittania! From Youtube: Louisana Plumber Melton?! From Julie: I need to stop being lonely and talk to people. “HEY.” ACK!