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Archive for the ‘parties’ Category

PooPaint toilet paper?! / GAS OUT: THE CARD GAME! / Redneck Leprechaun Name

March 4, 2020

From Melissa: The Japanese have come up with PooPaint Toilet Paper?! From Julie: A game called GAS OUT! Play your card, but DON’T PASS THE GAS! From Rock 101 and Scream Therapy: What is your Redneck Leprechaun Name? Dopey Bubba O’Fartsniffer!

A Super Bowel party?! / Quiet man vs. quiet woman, gourmet kid shit, dog shit

January 31, 2020

Hot chocolate, Nissin Ra-Oh noodles, corn, green peas, broccoli, and Brussels sprouts for National Hot Chocolate Day and National Brussels Sprouts Day today for lunch! From AutoCorrect: Be careful what you text on Sunday, because nobody wants directions to a “Super Bowel” party you’re having on Sunday. From Julie M. and Realm of the Witch: […]

Busy Philipps, Birdie, and Cricket?! What?! / Dr. JONICE Webb? Yum, jaundice!

January 24, 2020

at 3:30 AM (FUCK YOU – PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO SLEEP!), I got up at 6:30 AM and ate my sushi. To my surprise, Chrystal of all the people had texted me last night to say she can’t make it to dinner tonight because she has to go out and eat Chinese New Year dinner […]

BRITITANIA Limuel?! / Louisiana Plumber Melton?! / Stop being lonely! Talk!

January 17, 2020

From Julie M. and JUDGE JUDY: BRITITANIA Limuel?! It’s not even Brittania! From Youtube: Louisana Plumber Melton?! From Julie: I need to stop being lonely and talk to people. “HEY.” ACK!

SNOW! / Caitlan Coleman? / Saturnbucks Coffee / Mr. Saturn: I have no something!

January 15, 2020

I discovered redrum this morning – UGH! It’s -7 and feels like -14! Fresh snow dump from last night at 10 PM: The snow looked like ice spears! Snow aftermath as of this morning: My best attempt at OH GOD, MORE SNOW! before I froze to death outside. I was only outside for five minutes… […]

A strangely aroused cat / BOB CAT! HAIRSTYLE! / Anti-scratch cone for the dog!

January 4, 2020

The Canucks played the Rangers tonight at 7, and won 2-1 for SEVEN WINS IN A ROW for the first time since 2013! Eric M. says he’s going to that dinner tomorrow, and I’ve heard Randal is invited too. Okay, then. From Not Always Right: A white cat saying, “I am strangely aroused right now.” […]

2019 Yearly Recap!

December 31, 2019

2019 Yearly Recap! This is the 2019 recap. Fitting for the last day of the year, no? JANUARY * Hung out with Vanessa and baby Cassidy pre-surgery at Lansdowne: Fresh Elements bubble tea, good dumplings at the food court, GOLDEN DRAGON SUSHI, and more! She helped me open the ridiculous eyedrops bottles, too! [Jan. 7] […]

Avante, Rayshawn, Shyla, Karlito, Nyelanni, Jazmonik, Darrel, Mimiracle, Telly?!

December 30, 2019

The Canucks played Calgary tonight at 6:30, and s. From Julie: Avante?! From Julie: Rayshawn?! From Julie: Shyla isn’t a bad name; you just don’t hear it that often! From Julie: Karlito?! From Julie: Nyelanni?! From Julie: Jazmonik?! Is that like a jazz harmonica?! From Julie: Brittany is fine, but Darrel?! BAD SPELLING OF DARRYL! […]

SWEET DREAMS ARE MADE OF THIS brain! / WE ARE THE INTROVERTS comic strip!

December 17, 2019

Shiwa says he got my Christmas card today – that’s pretty good for my mailing it last week on the 12th! The Canucks played Montreal tonight at 7, and lost 3-1… Julie M. let me know about this: When you want to sleep and your brain goes SWEET DREAMS ARE MADE OF THIS… From I […]

Santa and lightsabers at Richmond Centre, playing with dogs, my snowman name

December 14, 2019

The Canucks played the Sharks tonight at 7, and lost 4-2… San Jose had TWO empty-net goals?! Spotted on my local mall’s Facebook page for Christmas 2015: Some people were really hyped for STAR WARS, and got the Richmond Centre Santa and Mrs. Claus to join in with lightsabers! From Julie M., Whisper, and Introvert […]