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FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF collage screenshots: Drugs, sex, crabs, and farts!

July 19, 2017

FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF screenshot collage #1: Lenna to her father King Tycoon: “Off to the crack-house again?” Captain Faris: “I just dropped a load… in my pants…” Boco the Chocobo: “Yeah, you best be getting your fat ass off me, biatch!” Lenna to Bartz: “I supoose you’ll want me to repay you with sexual […]

Fishing jelly doughnuts out of the trash can, the Ninja Box, extermination

July 19, 2017

I was up at 8 AM today, so it was COFFEE TIME BY DEFAULT! In EARTHBOUND TENTH ANNIVERSARY HACK, Ness / Paula / Jeff / Poo decide to check out this jelly doughnut that they found in an Onett trash can. “A delicious-looking jelly doughnut, of the variety favored by police officers.” In EARTHBOUND TENTH […]

Gungho faking it in Mysidia, Freek de Jonge and Hella Asser, serving sizes

July 18, 2017

I woke up at 8 AM today, so it was COFFEE TIME BY DEFAULT! Later on, I learned that I’m an aunt again to Nephew #4, Henry, who was born at about 6 AM! I approve of the first and middle names. In FINAL FANTASY VI: THE ETERNAL CRYSTALS, Strago and the party defeat Astos […]

Gau’s crazy father and the sidequest for manners and clothing from Jidoor!

July 16, 2017

I showered and did laundry today, a day earlier than I might have! However, I had to wipe a very watery bathroom floor with a mop and multiple (paper) towels, then had to do TWO loads of laundry on the THIRD floor, where one of the dryers was out of order! What stressful stramash! AIYA! […]

Marko Velimir Kobak, Nail Railovich Yakupov, the hearts in Tule being for Faris

July 11, 2017

Hester dropped by at 8:25 (after being VERY impatient when I didn’t answer her knocking in two seconds) to inform me how lucky I was: I’m getting a new fridge / freezer tomorrow! She told her supervisors about it, and it took less than a week! I should have told her about it in May […]

Bartz, Lenna, Faris, and Galuf at Bal Castle: Bad jokes will get you PUNished!

July 10, 2017

I went out to the Bay at 3:15 on a 407 for a new 3-pack of Jockey underwear in size 9 (last bought on November 15, 2016) since I needed some partly because of the other day. Thank goodness for extra money in my bank account! Then I went to London Drugs to get Tasty […]

Attacking flying dragon, dragon blowing out candles, drowning buckets of urine

July 7, 2017

From Krista: Attacking flying green dragon! From my ex-friend Lucas’s Discord: The dilemma of blowing out candles when you’re a fire-breathing dragon… The FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF party stays overnight at Tycoon Castle after seeing the Ruined City rise up in the sky. Faris tells Lenna, “The next morning, I killed my mother in her […]

An evil stone plate, Ruby, sweet-tasting Rubies, the Rod, Oxyale, the Slab

July 7, 2017

I decided to call my worker Barry at 10:50 to finally let him know about last week’s events: Hester actually believing me with proof about the freezer not working. I swear, the ice cream was pretty bleh! Then the apartment building manager Hester, her husband Ni, and the maintenance repair guy came around at 1:30 […]

TEACH YOUR WIFE TO BE A WIDOW! / Cinderella and tea parties! / Classrooms!

July 4, 2017

From Mental Floss: TEACH YOUR WIFE TO BE A WIDOW?! From Janina: Cinderella says, “Come over. We’re having a tea party. And by a tea party, I mean we’re drinking whiskey from tea cups.” In FINAL FANTASY VI: THE ETERNAL CRYSTALS, the party makes it to the Narshe schoolroom in the World of Ruin. “Welcome […]

A hoard of dragons! / Atomic Power Robot replenishing fuel / Pik Nik sticks!

July 1, 2017

I went out at 2:30 to catch the next 401 and hopefully check out the Steveston Salmon Festival / Richmond all-day street party at Steveston Village. The 401 stopped at the lards’ old townhouse, so I decided to check out the 7-11. I got two bags of NEW limited-edition Mojo Citron Doritos Dinamita sticks before […]