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Syldra as Beano from another planet / Living in a monster’s intestines 50 years

September 21, 2017

COFFEE TIME! Christon sent me an Evite to a potluck-style Sunday birthday dinner for him and Jeremy, which I automatically RSVPed to without checking the date. Now I have, and it’s October 1 – no hockey conflicts! Maybe I’ll just pick up a cake from Buy-Low for the Gwei-Loh right before dinner. The Canucks had […]

Prince of Midenhall dragging coffins! / Scotch on the rocks! / Joseph Barefoot?!

September 21, 2017

From the DRAGON QUEST Discord server: Here is the Prince of Midenhall (Lorasia) dragging the coffins of his two dead companions behind him! Poor Prince of Cannock and Princess of Moonbrooke… From Krista, Mematic, Imgur, and Pinterest: I like my Scotch on the rocks! Jamie Fraser, Sam Heughan, and OUTLANDER are all awesome! Joseph Barefoot?!

Crazy Canuck Drive in Whistler / Ass-Monkey 3000 / Square, Enix and DRAGON QUEST

September 18, 2017

Eric T. posted this on his Facebook page in 2011: Crazy Canuck Drive in Whistler, BC! Bartz and Lenna are at the Tycoon Meteor at the start of FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF. He tells her, “My name is Ass-Monkey 3000, but my friends call me Bartz for short.” Bartz, Lenna, Galuf, and Faris make it […]

Lord Galuf dropping a deuce in my toilet! / Shitting a whole moogle! / Food deprivation!

September 17, 2017

At Bal Castle, Cara wants to go on the hiryuu dragon to rescue the FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF party from Moogle Forest. This soldier puts up only token resistance. “Lord Galuf dropped a deuce in my toilet the other day, and I’m still working on plunging the thing.” At Bal Castle, Cara wants to go […]

Wine, Ninja Wolf, Blaine Higdon, Dorgann, Lawrence Zureaud, Galuf Raise The Roof

September 13, 2017

“Your Wine is Cabernet” You are a resilient and successful person. You have a lot of willpower, and you are more resistant to stress than most people. You truly appreciate the finer things in life. You are always on a hunt for the best; second place is a disappointment. You have a strong sense of […]

Kissing your ex with tongue?! / Cuckolding isn’t racist or sexist, Worried19!

September 11, 2017

It’s 8:01 PM (20:01 in 24-hour time) on September 11! YAY FOR TIME QUIRKINESS AND COINCIDENCES! 😀 From Reddit on June 3, 2016: No, Faith, we do not give our official abusive exes “one last great kiss with tongue” when we’re splitting our items post-breakup. You also have a gambling problem ($10,000 in debt to […]

Crazy Kefka and the final battle of FINAL FANTASY VI: THE ETERNAL CRYSTALS!

September 5, 2017

Barry called me at 12:30 to say that he’d found someone named Tryanna who could take me food shopping on the 20th. He says he’ll be back in early October, unless war breaks out in Japan. I thought Trump was after North Korea, but WHO KNOWS. Then I called Chrystal at 1:15 to let her […]

My periods and birth control, Ultros as a receptionist, a last Imperial Trooper

August 29, 2017

I was up at 6 AM, so it was COFFEE TIME BY DEFAULT! I dreamed that I somehow flushed the toilet dry, which resulted in a flooded bathroom (?!) right before I had to leave to meet my family somewhere in Bellingham. Not that meeting them would have happened anyway, although I watched a show […]

Nacole, greybeards and Jenyfer in the Troia pub, wanting guys with no chest hair

August 28, 2017

After three years, I finally added Witwur Bob Robinson as a Facebook friend, and he added me back, so that’s a good thing! But Willem unfriended me, which I guess is fine. From Julie: NACOLE?! That should be spelled NICOLE! Geez, and I thought Nichole was bad enough… this just makes me think of nachos […]

Aleah Beckerle?! / The crazy old man knowing about Emperor Gestahl’s map?!

August 21, 2017

I woke up at 5:45 AM, so it was definitely COFFEE TIME! Then it was ECLIPSE MUSIC with Bonnie Tyler’s TOTAL ECLIPSE OF THE HEART! I also watched a live eclipse video on Facebook. From Facebook: Aleah Beckerle?! After defeating all the paintings at Owzer’s Mansion in Jidoor, the FINAL FANTASY VI: THE ETERNAL CRYSTALS […]