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Archive for January 2018

Putting on pants and leaving? / Rosalee Buttuls Martel? / Cuntmuffin douche mug!

January 31, 2018

From Julie M. and Lost Pinup: Having plans always seems like a good idea… until you realize you have to put on pants and leave the house. From a Fearsome Vancouver Canucks Fans member request: Rosalee BUTTULS Martel?! Reminds me of Steven and Cathy Buttle from Ferris elementary school… This mug is from Julie: Hey […]

No picking your nose in the car! / Shelli Montague Tipping?! / Humpty and Dumpty

January 30, 2018

Vanessa got her card already, which shouldn’t surprise me even if I did mail it on Sunday. The Canucks played Colorado at 7 tonight; the game had to go to overtime, and Vancouver won 4-3! Yuri is also back on Discord, so YAY FOR THAT! From Julie M. and Someecards: Being in a car does […]

The Bob-omb, the Cave of Moles with no dwarves! / Here Lies Erdrick in Elfland

January 29, 2018

After COFFEE TIME at 3, I left for Jon’s at 4:25 (later than usual – still enough light outside!) to make it on time at 5. Even though I knew I’d be there in time for dinner, I still bought a BBQ pork bun at Kam Do Bakery. Once I knocked on the window, Randal […]

Nin Jiom Pei Pa Koa! / Merci chocolates! / Hella Christofi / Having the flu!

January 28, 2018

I went out in the rainy weather at 2:10 on a 407 to buy Nin Jiom Pei Pa Koa cough medicine (THE BEST!) / more stickers (PJ Masks / rewards!) / ten $2 MARTEX washcloths / on-sale NEW Merci chocolate ($8.88!) / a replacement GIBSON owl coffee mug / on-sale Chunky Chicken Noodle Soup x6 […]

Stonewall Jackson, Engelbert Humperdinck, platonic girlfriends being offensive

January 27, 2018

Mom called me at 8 to see if I was feeling better and if I was going tomorrow to Pizzeria Barbarella. Not really, and NO! She mentioned her email that she’d sent earlier in the week. Yeah, but that doesn’t mean I have to REPLY… sheesh! Also cancelled on Jon, who says Harma is also […]

Orrtam is easier than Autumn?!/ Lester C. Madden! / Zombie, body, and mind

January 26, 2018

I called Barry at 9:30, he called me back at 10 to say he hadn’t listened to my message (SO WHAT’S THE POINT OF MY LEAVING ONE?!), and we were on our way at 11. At least I got my banking done and got a rescheduled food shopping appointment at 11 AM on Thursday the […]

Olivia Wilde! Olivia Civilized! / Diane Gooch?! / Typing and Internet arguments

January 25, 2018

The Canucks played Buffalo at 7 tonight, and lost 4-0. It was 2-0 until Markstrom poorly handled a goal, then 4-0 on an empty-net goal. DAMMIT! From Julie: Olivia Wilde! Olivia Civilized! From OLD FAITHFUL Bathroom Reader #30: Diane Gooch was a politician?! Never get into an argument with someone who types faster than you.

Keanu Reeves! Keanu Comes Back! / Bill Boner?! / Christmas Joye Abbott?!

January 25, 2018

Cuya says that his salmon jerky and Vancouver postcards arrived today. “Holy fuck, yes! Salmon jerky! Thank you! I’ll try some on stream soon, and I love the postcards! I will put the salmon eating on Youtube! Amazing mail day!” Eating Salmon Jerky Cuya’s black pepper salmon jerky! From Julie: Keanu Reeves! Keanu Comes Back! […]

All the FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF jobs! / Mastering all the SPOOF jobs! / Vicks!

January 25, 2018

Melvin Berry unfriended me on Facebook because I told him not to fucking quiz me on esoteric WWII history knowledge or country music knowledge. Fine by me! Some Canucks fans, I swear! Talked briefly to both Steph and Myles on FB Messenger: Of course I’ll do what’s best for my health, and I knew Mom […]

STEM fighting the patriarchy?! / Eloise Harbor to honor a drowning victim?!

January 24, 2018

I decided to do some laundry and shower today, and pay my Shaw bill online. From Reddit on July 28, 2017: No, TrInAvFe, someone should not go into a STEM career solely to “fight the patriarchy,” regardless of desire and actual facility at such a job path. From Reddit on August 3, 2016: No, SomeoneSassy, […]