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My first Reddit silver! / Daffy Duck vest: YES! I AM TOTALLY OUT OF CONTROL!

January 9, 2020

COFFEE TIME! I showered and did laundry today, like the red dragon hoodie with white flecks from Steph’s laundry detergent OR leaving it in the washing machine for days, AND Jon’s socks which Harmony loaned me – the hoodie now looks awesome again, thanks to white vinegar! I called Chrystal at work at 3:15, and […]

Frozen computer mouse and keyboard! / Fart Buddy!

January 6, 2020

My computer gave me a scare at 7:10 when the keyboard AND mouse froze! Luckily, I had my phone and could look stuff up. A restart cured it, but I should really get a backup at London Drugs one of these days… Fart Buddy!

Precious poop, fresh sandwiches, urine sample poem, Pee and Poo mascot T-shirt

December 3, 2019

In the hospital ER restroom on the baby change table: Precious Poop graffiti with silver Sharpie! Graffiti in the hospital ER restroom on the baby change table: Sandwich spread made fresh right here! More graffiti in the hospital ER restroom: Because taking a urine sample wasn’t already enough of a hassle for women; “MIDSTREAM”… WTF?! […]

I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butthurt, hahaha! / My ex was born on MISTAKE ISLAND!

October 17, 2019

COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played Calgary today at 5, and won 4-3 in a shootout… four wins in a row for the first time since the Sedins were on the ice! That’s right – it didn’t happen last season! Now I guess I should make a tiny amount of pasta for World Pasta Day today… […]

Toka Badboy was disqualified?! / America as Canada’s shorts / MURDER wines!

August 18, 2019

Today is Bad Poetry Day! Toka Badboy was disqualified?! HAHAHAHA! From Julie M. and Only In Canada Memes: America is Canada’s shorts! From Julie M. and Realm of the Witch: Rough Day, Break Down, and Murder On My Mind wine bottles!

Cheap reading glasses! / Stew beef noodles! / Z-Grip! / 1000 Touch toothpicks!

July 10, 2019

After COFFEE TIME, I had to go out at 11:20 to meet Mom and Dad for my new reading glasses and some lunch. Mom wondered why I didn’t turn my cellphone on – why not save battery life if I don’t NEED it on all day? She wasn’t impressed when I told her that, but […]

Tupac Isme?! / Tevita Tuli’aki’ono Tuipulotu Mosese Va’hae Fehoko Faletau Vea?!

June 28, 2019

I noticed that Chantelle deactivated her Facebook account AGAIN. Either shit or get off the pot, dude! Paulo dropped by at 9:45 to pick up some Quaker Oatmeal that I’d offered him last week. Then since he was here, he ate some Uncle Ben’s Long Grain and Wild mushroom rice / 2X Spicy Samyang noodles […]

Happy Tau Day! Double Pi Day! / Grammar Nazi / Mallex Smith?! / Wynter Turner?!

June 28, 2019

I went to the eye clinic at 9:45 on a 401 (which I got just in time) for the six-week followup today at 10:45 after COFFEE TIME (20/30 vision is a good improvement even if I can’t read fine print), then had lunch at Yaohan before seeing Rachel at the Caring Place for the last […]

Moritz Seider?! / Slag Lane, Heydock, Merseyside, England?!

March 21, 2019

From the r/canucks Discord server: A German prospect named Moritz Seider?! Reminds me of apple cider AND those yummy Moritz Icy Squares chocolates at Christmas! Moritz Icy Squares: From the Daily Mail: There’s a Slag Lane in Heydock, Merseyside, England?!

Shut your five-hole! / Driving accident near Walmart with BMW! / Nigeria and DJ?!

March 21, 2019

From We Love Hockey and Gayle Prowett in my Fearsome Canucks Fans group: A T-shirt that says “SHUT YOUR FIVE-HOLE” to the goalie! HAHAHA! From Reddit: Driving a black Mercedes in Richmond near the Walmart? Better watch out for those pesky sidewalks… the white BMW has no damage; it’s just snow! From Julie: Nigeria is […]