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MAURY: Artimece?! / Dayton?! / Devonte’ ?! / Dion and Sharese?! / Maddox?!

July 10, 2018

Last night, Jimmy was trying to start fun times (as he calls it), but he got way too angry and pissed off because I told him that I’d be taking a break for at most 20 minutes (to do the holidays, which he KNEW ABOUT MONTHS AGO!), sent a lot of angry faces, said that […]

Dea-Dra, Cortez, Cherise, Daja, Lyna, Malacai, Javarious, Rylie, and Tamika?!

June 28, 2018

The retina specialist’s office called me at 3:30 to say that they’d scheduled a cataract surgery consultation appointment for me, on July 12 at 9:30 AM, which is a Thursday. Since I realized that would be the day before my planned dinner with Chrystal, I attempted to call her at work to reschedule, but I […]

EARTHBOUND TENTH ANNIVERSARY HACK haiku and meeting! / Jonathan Toucan?!

December 3, 2017

In EARTHBOUND TENTH ANNIVERSARY HACK, all the hackers and characters get together for a meeting at Burglin Park. Reid the Mr. Saturn composes a haiku: “EARTHBOUND is awesome / Here are seven syllables / Give us MOTHER 3.” Here is everyone in EARTHBOUND TENTH ANNIVERSARY HACK! From Not Always Related: Jonathan Toucan?!

Kai Drawwater, Katrin Schirmir, Kristen Parlee, Keera Ann Fox, Keesha Turner

August 18, 2017

Jon sent me a Facebook message at 9:40 about possibly helping with the kids on Monday afternoon, and mentioned that he’d let Harmony arrange Wednesday with me. Sure, why not? That reminded me to call Barry AGAIN at 11:45 to see if I could change our appointment time since that’s also on Wednesday. This time, […]

Sexual Harassment Panda / Whatever tea?! / Shadow not going to garrote us

June 22, 2017

I found out that the freezer might not have been working properly, so I called Hester at 11:25 for some help in that regard. After asking me what the freezer was (???), she said to adjust the number levels on temperature sensor, and to drop her a note later. Since I had to do my […]

Excrement in the Late Middle Ages! / My Reddit comment about white poop!

March 19, 2017

From Buzzfeed: Excrement in the Late Middle Ages: Sacred Filth and Chaucer’s Fecopolitics?! My most-upvoted Reddit comment from January 29, 2015 is about white poop! 😀

WARRIOR DRAGON ending poem, DRAGOON X OMEGA start, fascination with creepy shit

January 13, 2017

After having some tea, I went to visit Vanessa at the hospital at 5:30 after her surgery, and brought an assortment of Lindt chocolates plus the McCormick rainbow bells. We talked about her pain medication / my birth control and side effects, morphine, her gay friend Patrick wanting to go to Atlantis, teratomas, our parents […]

Here I sit, the same as ever / Taking a dump / Pulling a lever / Toilet clogging

January 3, 2017

Not Always Right / Not Always Learning / Not Always Romantic / Not Always Friendly / Not Always Working / Not Always Related / Not Always Hopeless all seem to have gotten rid of the overlay that reminds me not to use my own adblocker, so I’ll read them again. (for now?) I checked my […]

WARRIOR DRAGON Enemies, #1-26!

November 13, 2016

These are all the enemies in WARRIOR DRAGON. The maximum level is 25. I found this GameFAQs walkthrough (authored by AntSeeZee) by searching “Warrior Dragon gameplay Lumetal.” Gameplay video. Ending poem: Every day is someone’s night Each delight is other’s plight Darkness springs from every light Unless we summon wit and might And fight for […]

Word Facts for June 11-17, 2011

June 16, 2011

Word origin for the weekend of June 11-12, 2011: cui bono – Someone’s been murdered. Who’s the prime beneficiary of the will? That’s the line of reasoning a savvy detective of the Monk / Columbo school might follow. Cui bono? is the lawyer’s tag for it, meaning (in Latin) “Who benefits?” It’s a good experience […]