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Sexual Harassment Panda / Whatever tea?! / Shadow not going to garrote us

June 22, 2017

I found out that the freezer might not have been working properly, so I called Hester at 11:25 for some help in that regard. After asking me what the freezer was (???), she said to adjust the number levels on temperature sensor, and to drop her a note later. Since I had to do my […]

Excrement in the Late Middle Ages! / My Reddit comment about white poop!

March 19, 2017

From Buzzfeed: Excrement in the Late Middle Ages: Sacred Filth and Chaucer’s Fecopolitics?! My most-upvoted Reddit comment from January 29, 2015 is about white poop! 😀

WARRIOR DRAGON ending poem, DRAGOON X OMEGA start, fascination with creepy shit

January 13, 2017

After having some tea, I went to visit Vanessa at the hospital at 5:30 after her surgery, and brought an assortment of Lindt chocolates plus the McCormick rainbow bells. We talked about her pain medication / my birth control and side effects, morphine, her gay friend Patrick wanting to go to Atlantis, teratomas, our parents […]

Here I sit, the same as ever / Taking a dump / Pulling a lever / Toilet clogging

January 3, 2017

Not Always Right / Not Always Learning / Not Always Romantic / Not Always Friendly / Not Always Working / Not Always Related / Not Always Hopeless all seem to have gotten rid of the overlay that reminds me not to use my own adblocker, so I’ll read them again. (for now?) I checked my […]

WARRIOR DRAGON Enemies, #1-26!

November 13, 2016

These are all the enemies in WARRIOR DRAGON. The maximum level is 25. I found this GameFAQs walkthrough (authored by AntSeeZee) by searching “Warrior Dragon gameplay Lumetal.” Gameplay video. Ending poem: Every day is someone’s night Each delight is other’s plight Darkness springs from every light Unless we summon wit and might And fight for […]

Word Facts for June 11-17, 2011

June 16, 2011

Word origin for the weekend of June 11-12, 2011: cui bono – Someone’s been murdered. Who’s the prime beneficiary of the will? That’s the line of reasoning a savvy detective of the Monk / Columbo school might follow. Cui bono? is the lawyer’s tag for it, meaning (in Latin) “Who benefits?” It’s a good experience […]

Word Facts for May 7-13, 2011

May 12, 2011

Word origin for the weekend of May 7-8, 2011: almacantar – The rare word “almacantar” describes a circle of altitude over Earth that is parallel to the horizon. An astronomical term, it is used to describe imaginary lines in the sky by which an astronomer calculates the height of a star in the sky relative […]

Eaves and dots / Boobs and OBLIVION / Fog collectors / No Mandy!

September 22, 2010

High-scoring words of the night: DOTS (104 points) – against Lisa S. [4W, 5W, hook off SUE for a plural] EAVE (120 points) – against Josephine S. [3W, 5W] We discussed more Terry Pratchett quotes on swords, balloon fetishes, Paris Hilton being banned from Japan, his weakness for jellybeans, personal drama, same names, old friends […]

Screw machines, sex linkage, spermophiles, and succotash!

September 11, 2010

I’ll bring you the “S” words from this book that Jon and Harmony got me for my birthday. This is from Butt Rot and Bottom Gas: A Glossary of Tragically Misunderstood Words (Eric Groves, Sr.) S sackbut: [From the Middle French words sacquer and bouter, meaning “to push” and “to pull”] a Renaissance sliding horn […]

Gymnosperm, hairy darling peas, and being horny-handed

September 8, 2010

I’ll bring you the “G” and “H” words from this book that Jon and Harmony got me for my birthday. This is from Butt Rot and Bottom Gas: A Glossary of Tragically Misunderstood Words (Eric Groves, Sr.) G gas cock: a device for turning on and off a flow of natural gas gas cracker: a […]