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More rubbing alcohol and pills! / King is not a human name!

August 15, 2018

Today is Retirement Day! After going to the pharmacy next door at 1 to renew my prescription with Adam and buy some more 70% Biomedic rubbing alcohol (cheaper than London Drugs’ $6.50, at $4.20 for 450 mL), I showered and did laundry today. From Julie: King?! I know my sister used to know a Kings […]

Touching bread with your tongue! / That’s why I poisoned you! / Pita Taufatofua

December 2, 2017

From George Takei: Do not touch bread with hands. Please use tongue. From We Love To Laugh and I Love Halloween: My boyfriend was dying. I was by his bedside when he said in a weak voice, “There’s something I must confess.” “Shhh,” I said. “There’s nothing to confess. Everything is all right.” “No, I […]

Sixtus Rees-Mogg?! / Wulfric Wentworth Pius?! / Well, hello there, Nicolas Cage!

November 6, 2017

The Canucks played Detroit at 7 tonight, and lost 3-2. At least Del Zotto got his first Canucks goal? From Reddit: Alfred Wulfric Leyson Pius, Thomas Wentworth Somerset Dunstan, Peter Theodore Alphege, Anselm Charles Fitzwilliam, Mary Anne Charlotte Emma, and Sixtus Dominic Boniface Christopher Rees-Mogg?! I’ve edited this in MS Paint to include an Oxford […]

Nicolas Cage and toilets! / Wiping a poop marker! / Stupid pooping haircuts!

October 25, 2017

From CuyaDK’s Discord server: Nicolas Cage is watching you when you go to the toilet! From Andy Dwyer and Reddit: Sometimes when I wipe… I’ll wipe and I’ll wipe and I’ll wipe and I’ll wipe… a hundred times. Still poop, still poop. It’s like I’m wiping a marker or something. From Julie: Stupid haircuts for […]

Jachol and Jack Hole! / Lonely Wolf and the Jachol Cave! / Seath Jackson?!

September 9, 2017

This morning, it was time to put my shorts away and put another blanket on the bed. Then Jon decided to act like an entitled person, thinking that I could just bus to Commercial Drive from Richmond on my birthday, and threatening me that the kids wouldn’t be there if I insisted that the dinner […]

Government branches! / Mail and email in 2001 vs. 2011! / Grim Vermeiren?!

August 11, 2017

“You Are the Judicial Branch” You have a well-developed sense of right and wrong, but you are always open to changing your mind about the details. You have a very rational mind. You never judge until you learn all of the facts and context for something. You are good at seeing issues in full. You […]

Nicolas Cage birthday wishes x2, Cyan Garamonde as a Paladin, Amanda Panda Budd

August 7, 2017

I’m going to take a shower soon – I feel really dirty for some reason! Nicolas Cage: Today is your birthday! Have a Nicolas Cage birthday party! After the Doma Castle dungeon in FINAL FANTASY VI: THE ETERNAL CRYSTALS, Cyan’s darkness in his soul has been erased. His sprite is now Cecil Harvey as a […]

Food passing through ghost spirits at mealtime! / Nicolas Cage and being moist?!

June 6, 2017

PRODUCT WARNING: No more Colgate Max Fresh 100 ml stand-up tubes of toothpaste and mouthwash! I don’t like squeezing just air from the bottom of these, and HAVING to have them stand upside-down! From Chuggaaconroy: In MOTHER 3, Duster goes to Osohe Castle, where he sees these friendly ghosts having a party. This ghost tells […]

Nicolas Cage and reading, Angharad Bethan Jones, Ashley Large, Benn Steer

May 14, 2017

I showered and did laundry tonight, especially since it’s now warm enough to wear my MAN SHORTS around the apartment! WHEE! WOOHOO! From Reddit: Nicolas Cage wants you to READ American literature! From Not Always Right: Angharad Bethan Jones?! I think this is a cool foreign name. DAVID BOWIE! From Not Always Learning: Ashley Large?! […]

Facebook being closed, Mr. Saturn and the Phase Distorter III, a red rabbit

February 28, 2017

The Canucks played Detroit at 7 tonight; the game went to overtime (thanks to Reid Boucher’s first Canucks goal) and Vancouver lost 3-2. Burrows and Hansen are now traded to the Senators (for Jonathan Dahlen) and Sharks (for Nikolay Goldobin) respectively. From Reddit: Alex Burrows and Jannik Hansen! From Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader: FACEBOOK CLOSED. […]