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Food passing through ghost spirits at mealtime! / Nicolas Cage and being moist?!

June 6, 2017

PRODUCT WARNING: No more Colgate Max Fresh 100 ml stand-up tubes of toothpaste and mouthwash! I don’t like squeezing just air from the bottom of these, and HAVING to have them stand upside-down! From Chuggaaconroy: In MOTHER 3, Duster goes to Osohe Castle, where he sees these friendly ghosts having a party. This ghost tells […]

Nicolas Cage and reading, Angharad Bethan Jones, Ashley Large, Benn Steer

May 14, 2017

I showered and did laundry tonight, especially since it’s now warm enough to wear my MAN SHORTS around the apartment! WHEE! WOOHOO! From Reddit: Nicolas Cage wants you to READ American literature! From Not Always Right: Angharad Bethan Jones?! I think this is a cool foreign name. DAVID BOWIE! From Not Always Learning: Ashley Large?! […]

Facebook being closed, Mr. Saturn and the Phase Distorter III, a red rabbit

February 28, 2017

The Canucks played Detroit at 7 tonight; the game went to overtime (thanks to Reid Boucher’s first Canucks goal) and Vancouver lost 3-2. Burrows and Hansen are now traded to the Senators (for Jonathan Dahlen) and Sharks (for Nikolay Goldobin) respectively. From Reddit: Alex Burrows and Jannik Hansen! From Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader: FACEBOOK CLOSED. […]

You have caged my heart! / A Starman Statue! / Ghosts inhabiting Threed tunnel

February 14, 2017

COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played Pittsburgh at 4 today, and lost 4-0. A Nicolas Cage Valentine’s Day card from Julie: You’ve caged my heart! In BOZOBOUND, Bozo is trying to get to Cirque de Town. For some weird reason, a Starman statue is blocking the path. In BOZOBOUND, Bozo and Paige stay overnight at the […]

CONSTIPATION and Shiba Inus, Wheaton King and the Brandon Wheat Kings, porkchops

November 5, 2016

Julie S. let me know about these two Shiba Inu dogs talking. “You ever hear of the movie CONSTIPATION?” “Nope.” “That’s because it hasn’t come out yet.” SASSY LOOK! From Reddit: The Brandon Wheat Kings hockey team once drafted a player named WHEATON KING. Irony! From Nita: Kermit the Frog isn’t fighting with Miss Piggy […]

The First King of Pachisi, a Nicolas Cage DOGE blanket, toilets and diarrhea!

July 2, 2016

Here’s the DRAGON QUEST III party with the First King of Pachisi! Here’s a Nicolas Cage DOGE blanket for you! From Vanessa and George Takei: People say love is the best feeling, but I think finding a toilet when you are having diarrhea is better.

Martin Havlat is sleeping! / Floandsim Snook? / Semen Pavlichenko / Andreas Wank

June 4, 2016

The microbeads in this Yellow Raspberry Dial hand soap are very interesting! Hee hee – I love quirky things! As I thought, Harmony wants me to go away in the afternoon for a couple of hours so that everyone else can nap before dinner. If the weather stays as sunny as it is now (and […]

Tim Richman-Gadoffre, Nicholas Economides, Miss C. Sharp as a music teacher

May 14, 2016

Someone tried to log into my XENIA account from the Ukraine! What the heck?! Of course I changed my password! Tim Richman-Gadoffre is a Luxury Consultant… Nicholas Economides is an economics professor! Miss C. Sharp is a music teacher!

Chrome crashing, 2-1 win over the Ducks, Pye, Damariya, Sabrionna, Charley Willard Horse Dick

March 9, 2015

Google Chrome crashed at 6:45! The Canucks played the Ducks tonight at 7, and the eventual 2-1 win was nerve-wracking! Is Pye the father? I thought that was a last name… or at least, that’s what ANNE OF GREEN GABLES taught me. Baby Damariya! Sabrionna?! Charley Willard Horse Dick?! Wouldn’t you want to avoid that […]

Aamir?! BAD SPELLING! / No rude phone tag! / Golden voids / SEX AND THE CITY / Panagiotis

February 4, 2015

Aamir Afridi tried adding me to Facebook – DENIED! At least his parents could have spelled “Amir” correctly; besides that, I DON’T EVEN KNOW HIM! Chinese Eric tried calling me yesterday at 9:55 almost right after the hockey game. He probably wanted to exult in the win while it was fresh – poor guy! I’ll […]