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Zakiya, Savieon, JaQuan, Centil, Shawnika, Tarnesha, Shamell, Romeikie, Candra

August 16, 2017

UGH! I just had to kill at least one more insect crawling on my computer desk! Zakiya / Tarwaskia / Andre’ / Savieon / JaQuan / Dana’ / Centil / Shawnika / Tarnesha / LaTonya / Romeikie / Shamell / Candra?! Ah, ghetto names…

Stayfree pads for Dad, awesome spelling, Tara Cherry, Tiny Kox, Harold Ballitch

November 24, 2015

From r/funny and Reddit: Stayfree pads for Dad for Father’s Day! From Julie and Grammarly: It’s awesome when you’re spelling a long word, expecting auto-correct to pitch in, and you realized that you NAILED IT. Tara Cherry is a gynecologist… Tiny Kox! Harold Ballitch is a doctor! Andre Muff! Coco Crisp!

Doctor Unheimlich, Wn-Wz (Wrathchild)

October 23, 2014

Doctor Unheimlich’s Disease Registry Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withWobby’s Lurgy Cause: genetically-modified toothpaste Symptoms: sudden aversion to bright light, drooling, slightly crossed eyes Cure: psychiatry Enter your name, for your own diagnosis: Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withWolfPup76osis Cause: Egyptian curse Symptoms: neck swelling, occasional metallic skin, dehydration Cure: trepanning Enter your name, for […]

Doctor Unheimlich, U (Unconventional)

October 22, 2014

Doctor Unheimlich’s Disease Registry Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withUber_Troll’s Syndrome Cause: monkey bite Symptoms: frequent tentacle growth, neck lengthening, forgetfulness Cure: pass it on to someone else within seven days Enter your name, for your own diagnosis: Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withUjiekitis Cause: genetic mutation Symptoms: extremely pointy ears, shouting, stiffness, hair loss […]

Doctor Unheimlich, S-Sd (Sassinate)

October 22, 2014

Doctor Unheimlich’s Disease Registry Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withSabdekitis Cause: the wrong type of snow Symptoms: walking like an Egyptian, sudden extra legs, snoring, fear Cure: infect someone else Enter your name, for your own diagnosis: Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withSachmet’s Lurgy Cause: monkey bite Symptoms: muscle atrophy, vague absenteeism, occasional fear Cure: […]

Doctor Unheimlich, R-Re (Relucent_Energy)

October 22, 2014

Doctor Unheimlich’s Disease Registry Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withRabiderPixie’s Lurgy Cause: lack of beer in diet Symptoms: being unable to close mouth, coughing up blood, mildly dry eyes, narcolepsy Cure: take four spoons of cough medicine a day until it goes away Enter your name, for your own diagnosis: Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me […]

Oakridge White Spot, chicken / broccoli / cheese, declining Andre and Mer, Michigan

June 8, 2013

Went to dinner with Steph and Lisa at the White Spot in Oakridge. We discussed lunch, family, Pirate Paks, chicken / broccoli / cheese / brown jasmine rice, AWESOME stuff, anniversary cards / signing cards, police, parks, and more. Just managed to get the bus both times, haha. At home, I declined Andre and Mer’s […]

Ayler’s first birthday! / My brother and I are bad children!

May 26, 2013

TODAY IS MY NEPHEW AYLER’S FIRST BIRTHDAY! 😀 😀 😀 Eric sent us a Fellowship email about hiking at Burnaby Mountain; not for me, but he knows that! Went to bed at 10:15 last night, since I was feeling really tired because I didn’t get that much sleep before! Got up at 7:35 AM, which […]

Self-identifying as a plural system?! WEIRDO! / Gross new Nutella

March 4, 2013

Shally and Jose have finally had their baby boy, whom they’ve named Andre. I guess that’s okay. I ate the macaroni and cheese, tapioca pudding, and chili roasted chicken. Steph called to see how things were, too. We talked about names and stuff for a bit. I came across someone who apparently “self-identifies as a […]

25 Weird Celebrity Baby Names

August 16, 2011

25 Weird Celebrity Baby Names In celebration of the birth of Bingham Bellamy to proud parents Kate Hudson and Muse’s Matt Bellamy, here’s a gallery of rock offspring with, shall we say, interesting names. Who: Zuma Rossdale Parents: Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale. Why? Well, it’s better than ‘Puma,’ we suppose… Who: Zowie Bowie Parents: […]