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Use the dog as bait?! / Tyvenea?! / Armageddon Draughn?! / Te’Andre?!

April 21, 2018

I left r/namenerds under both of my Reddit accounts because the mod thought that sharing my Bad and Unique Baby Names 8! album was “name-bashing.” I’ve got news for you: IT’S NOT, AND THE SUB SHOULD ALLOW THAT KIND OF THING. I don’t play well with people who always expect me to be positive, supporting, […]

A heart, Relisha Rudd, Unique Raquel Leona Harris

February 4, 2018

From Eve: A heart! From r/UnresolvedMysteries: Relisha Rudd?! Like RELISH?! From r/UnresolvedMysteries: Unique RaQuel Leona Harris?!

Boo Weekley, Jean Condom, Matt Haryasz, Muggsy Bogues, Precious McKenzie

December 21, 2017

The Canucks played San Jose at 7:30 tonight. Gaunce scored his first goal in 94 games! The game went to overtime, and we lost 5-4. From The Mirror: Boo Weekley played golf?! So did he get booed weekly? From The Mirror: Jean Condom was a rugby player?! From The Mirror: Matt Haryasz is a basketball […]

No vacations for me! / Shadow in the Phantom Train dining car / Seven is a name?

October 20, 2017

From Janina: I can’t afford to go on vacation, so I’m just going to drink until I don’t know where I am anymore. In FINAL FANTASY VI: THE ETERNAL CRYSTALS, Sabin / Shadow / Cyan / the Ghost are on the Phantom Train. They get to the dining car and decide to have something to […]

Zakiya, Savieon, JaQuan, Centil, Shawnika, Tarnesha, Shamell, Romeikie, Candra

August 16, 2017

UGH! I just had to kill at least one more insect crawling on my computer desk! Zakiya / Tarwaskia / Andre’ / Savieon / JaQuan / Dana’ / Centil / Shawnika / Tarnesha / LaTonya / Romeikie / Shamell / Candra?! Ah, ghetto names…

Stayfree pads for Dad, awesome spelling, Tara Cherry, Tiny Kox, Harold Ballitch

November 24, 2015

From r/funny and Reddit: Stayfree pads for Dad for Father’s Day! From Julie and Grammarly: It’s awesome when you’re spelling a long word, expecting auto-correct to pitch in, and you realized that you NAILED IT. Tara Cherry is a gynecologist… Tiny Kox! Harold Ballitch is a doctor! Andre Muff! Coco Crisp!

Doctor Unheimlich, Wn-Wz (Wrathchild)

October 23, 2014

Doctor Unheimlich’s Disease Registry Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withWobby’s Lurgy Cause: genetically-modified toothpaste Symptoms: sudden aversion to bright light, drooling, slightly crossed eyes Cure: psychiatry Enter your name, for your own diagnosis: Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withWolfPup76osis Cause: Egyptian curse Symptoms: neck swelling, occasional metallic skin, dehydration Cure: trepanning Enter your name, for […]

Doctor Unheimlich, U (Unconventional)

October 22, 2014

Doctor Unheimlich’s Disease Registry Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withUber_Troll’s Syndrome Cause: monkey bite Symptoms: frequent tentacle growth, neck lengthening, forgetfulness Cure: pass it on to someone else within seven days Enter your name, for your own diagnosis: Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withUjiekitis Cause: genetic mutation Symptoms: extremely pointy ears, shouting, stiffness, hair loss […]

Doctor Unheimlich, S-Sd (Sassinate)

October 22, 2014

Doctor Unheimlich’s Disease Registry Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withSabdekitis Cause: the wrong type of snow Symptoms: walking like an Egyptian, sudden extra legs, snoring, fear Cure: infect someone else Enter your name, for your own diagnosis: Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withSachmet’s Lurgy Cause: monkey bite Symptoms: muscle atrophy, vague absenteeism, occasional fear Cure: […]

Doctor Unheimlich, R-Re (Relucent_Energy)

October 22, 2014

Doctor Unheimlich’s Disease Registry Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withRabiderPixie’s Lurgy Cause: lack of beer in diet Symptoms: being unable to close mouth, coughing up blood, mildly dry eyes, narcolepsy Cure: take four spoons of cough medicine a day until it goes away Enter your name, for your own diagnosis: Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me […]