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Beard facts! / A bacon dragon mug! YAY! / Ashanti and Bwashena Witherspoon?!

September 2, 2017

Matt H. unfriended me or deleted his Facebook account, whichever. I discovered that my new CHAMPION shoes were pretty small when it came to taking them off, so after looking up the return policy up online AND calling the store just in case, it was off to the mall on the C94 at 3:30. Luckily, […]

A dream about Jimmy choosing Tommy over me?! / The Eclipse Test

August 22, 2017

I had a dream where Jimmy was driving me and Tommy in a van somewhere, and Jimmy kept saying that he would choose Tommy over me, even as he dropped him off at a house somewhere before going into Richmond (where we both lived for whatever reason) and hanging out with me at a crowded […]

Tommy being stupidly defensive / Dumbing yourself down and defenestrating idiots

August 17, 2017

Last night, Tommy was being pretty annoying with his continuous Facebook messages, so I gave him one-word answers till he apparently got the hint. Then he dragged me into a Facebook group chat with Helen and Jimmy at 10:15 PM to talk about Jen and defend her behavior. We weren’t too impressed with his excuses […]

My first live Canucks game was a 2-1 win for us! / Hockey player statue!

October 21, 2016

I emailed Mandy to wish her a happy birthday, and she appreciated it! I ACTUALLY WENT TO MY FIRST CANUCKS GAME TONIGHT! The Canucks played the Sabres at 7, and Steph gave me a choice between the Hurricanes game on Sunday the 16th or this game. Jim said that the entertainment value of the Hurricanes […]

The Grim Reaper gets full-size Snickers! / Zombies in the Christmas manger

October 20, 2016

I’m excited to actually go to the Canucks-Sabres hockey game tonight with Steph as a birthday present! From Reddit: The Grim Reaper is not wearing a costume. He’s here to take this old lady’s soul. “Holy shit! Full-size Snickers! Never mind, Margaret, we’re good.” Janina sent this Pat Albright post to me! “Chuck? That’s just […]

No human-compatible bathrooms! / The light frying your eyes like eggs and bacon!

October 19, 2016

I had a dream last night where a bunch of people and I were inside a wooden house, and my sister was telling us some interesting stories about a trip she’d been on. Then some riot police came in and invaded us! We wondered if my sister could do anything about it because of her […]

Man You Fear, no newspaper, punks migrating, fixing machines, cleaning chores

October 16, 2016

The Canucks played the Hurricanes at 7 tonight, and played comeback again to force overtime. Brandon Sutter won the game for us again in overtime. 4-3 win! Julie S. found a character named Man You Fear in GUILD WARS 2 on July 19! He doesn’t look very fearsome unless you don’t want to be killed […]

Birthday Wishes 2016!

September 24, 2016

BIRTHDAY WISHES 2016! Email: Eric M., Eric H., Dan W., Sharon W., Deb L. / Dylan L. {6} Evite / Event RSVP: Vanessa H., Sabrina K., Vicky L., Billie E. x2, Chrystal C., Christon S., Kevin L., Jeremy J., Vicky S., Daniel T., Phil Y., Dan W., Jeremy J., Sharon W., Eric H., Karen L., […]

Jim Playfair was a hockey player?! / A purple Virgo fairy! / You’re and your

September 11, 2016

Mom sent me an email, spelling “Sarne” as SHANE. I know she has sent Harmony some indecipherable text messages before, though. Eric Ho sent me an email before 10 AM, saying that he thinks he can come to Saturday’s dinner, which is good, so I gave him the “final details.” Jim Playfair was a hockey […]

Jim Kiick played football?! / Jeronimo Yanez, Diamond Reynolds, Philando Castile

July 8, 2016

Jim Kiick was a football player?! Jeronimo Yanez, Diamond Reynolds, and Philando Castile?!