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Amina / Charece / Bhakari Sr. / Bhakari Jr. / Brooklyn / Porsche / Vina?!

October 8, 2019

Since I didn’t have to help out with the kids today, I stayed home to wallow in redrum unglory, haha. I felt bad because I had genuinely forgotten to give the cleaner a $20 cash tip yesterday (and remembered the time when Eric made us go back to the Pho place next door to church […]

NO MORE ASHA NOODLES! / Peeps coffee creamer and Peeps cereal?! / Jersey Ip?!

April 15, 2019

PRODUCT WARNING: I’m banning ALL Asha noodles from my apartment because they’re way too mushy when cooked properly, and they are NOT spicy as advertised! Went to the library briefly today to delete a whole bunch of things. Woo! From Cuya’s Discord server: Peeps International Delight coffee creamer for Easter 2019?! From Cuya’s Discord server: […]

Shut your five-hole! / Driving accident near Walmart with BMW! / Nigeria and DJ?!

March 21, 2019

From We Love Hockey and Gayle Prowett in my Fearsome Canucks Fans group: A T-shirt that says “SHUT YOUR FIVE-HOLE” to the goalie! HAHAHA! From Reddit: Driving a black Mercedes in Richmond near the Walmart? Better watch out for those pesky sidewalks… the white BMW has no damage; it’s just snow! From Julie: Nigeria is […]

Louisiana State Troopers not having balls! / Ashley Heavy Runner Loring?!

February 14, 2019

I discovered that Jason Lam and Sarah Quelch had unfriended me – oh well, the Awana and Palmer days were long ago! The Canucks played the Kings at 7:30 tonight… the game went to overtime (thanks to Gaudette!) plus a shootout. BOESER GOT THE GOAL TO WIN 4-3! I also showered today. From Kenny and […]

Technically stealing heavy bottled water x48! / Pizza the Hutt is awesome!

August 22, 2018

After I had DOUBLE COFFEE TIME and called Barry about a possible wheeled dolly for on-sale bottled water, Barry picked me up at 11:50 and we went banking and to Price Smart. I got on-sale Western Family dryer sheets (Mountain Rain 120 – Feb. 22, 2015), store brand canned mushroom pieces and stems, on-sale JOY […]

Friday the 13th and Arnold Schoenberg! / Chardonnay Beaver?! / Rae is a guy?!

July 13, 2018

Fun fact from my UNCANNY BATHROOM READER #29: Classical composer Arnold Schoenberg feared the number 13… and died on Friday, July 13, 1951. It’s National French Fry Day AND Friday the 13th today! Chardonnay Beaver?! From Julie: Since when is Rae a GUY’s name?!

Floor lamp! / Ashley, Franchell, and Esteban for a black guy?! / Shaheed?!

July 9, 2018

After DOUBLE COFFEE TIME (and confirming that Steph got Lisa’s and Henry’s birthday cards which I’d mailed them), Mom and Dad picked me up for lunch at 11:30 at Dinesty Dumpling House to have hot and sour soup, white surfboard noodles with choy, and siu long bao. They gave me a lot of unsolicited advice […]

Babucarr Fatty?! / Ay’Ren?! Not Aaron?! / Sir Romeo is Sir Royal’s father?!

May 29, 2018

I’m an aunt again, to Nephew #5, Beckett! I also FINALLY got a call from Rachel at The Caring Place (at 5:15) to say that I could have a spot for counselling (from my intake interview with Jocelyn in January 2017), so we set up ongoing appointments for Fridays at 2:30. WOO! Babucarr Fatty?! From […]

Amethyst Felidae-Thompson, Machete Tigre, Keilidh Mandissa Hicks, Kelline Blake

November 10, 2017

From Not Always Right: Amethyst Felidae-Thompson?! From Not Always Right: Machete Tigre?! Unfortunately, he’s a furry… From Not Always Right: Keilidh Mandissa Hicks?! That’s not even how you spell CEILIDH! Unfortunately, she’s a furry, too! From Not Always Learning: Kelline Blake?!

Checking to see if it’s a fart or shart / Ares Zax?! / Annis Ashwell?!

July 8, 2017

I was up at 8 AM today, so it was COFFEE TIME BY DEFAULT! Then I lost a pair of underwear due to TMI reasons because I had to throw them out… SO DAMN STRESSFUL! 😦 From Ask Ideas: The girl says, “You were right, Mom. The only way to know if it was a […]