Epixome
This is CRAZY LAND.

Archive for the ‘ashley’ Category

Amethyst Felidae-Thompson, Machete Tigre, Keilidh Mandissa Hicks, Kelline Blake

November 10, 2017

From Not Always Right: Amethyst Felidae-Thompson?! From Not Always Right: Machete Tigre?! Unfortunately, he’s a furry… From Not Always Right: Keilidh Mandissa Hicks?! That’s not even how you spell CEILIDH! Unfortunately, she’s a furry, too! From Not Always Learning: Kelline Blake?! Advertisements

Checking to see if it’s a fart or shart / Ares Zax?! / Annis Ashwell?!

July 8, 2017

I was up at 8 AM today, so it was COFFEE TIME BY DEFAULT! Then I lost a pair of underwear due to TMI reasons because I had to throw them out… SO DAMN STRESSFUL! 😦 From Ask Ideas: The girl says, “You were right, Mom. The only way to know if it was a […]

You’d best be frozen! / Charles Srstka, Khasha Sky, Jacquelynne Bird, Ash Warden

June 10, 2017

Some flavor text in FINAL FANTASY VI: “You’d best be frozen!” as part of a Cold Dust attack. From Not Always Working: Charles Srstka?! His last name has no vowels, JUST LIKE MINE! 😀 From Not Always Right: Khasha Sky?! Reminds me of Kashi cereal… From Not Always Right: Jacquelynne Bird?! That’s a very interesting […]

Nicolas Cage and reading, Angharad Bethan Jones, Ashley Large, Benn Steer

May 14, 2017

I showered and did laundry tonight, especially since it’s now warm enough to wear my MAN SHORTS around the apartment! WHEE! WOOHOO! From Reddit: Nicolas Cage wants you to READ American literature! From Not Always Right: Angharad Bethan Jones?! I think this is a cool foreign name. DAVID BOWIE! From Not Always Learning: Ashley Large?! […]

Period expectations vs. reality / Awesome sisters / Jakita / I’m a woman!

February 22, 2017

I paid my Shaw and hydro bills online today. My hydro bill is below $68 for the first time since December 2014 – WOO! Speaking of Shaw, they had a brief outage today, so I read my RIPLEY’S BELIEVE IT OR NOT book instead. From Reddit: Period expectations vs. period reality! A lovely pad vs. […]

Blueberry food! / Not stabbing someone with a fork! / Coyote and Peaches?!

May 10, 2016

I left for Harmony’s at 3:15 (just managing to get the 401), and got an apple pie slice at Kam Do Bakery (SO MESSY TO EAT ON THE TRAIN!) before arriving at 4:30 to a longer-than-usual door opening. It turned out to be Ayler, who is apparently now tall enough to reach the doorknob. He […]

Name of the Year Archives 3! (443 names)

April 29, 2016

These are mostly from the Name of the Year archives. Fonda Beaver?! Sungrim Lee?! British Footman?! Tuesday Demargosian?! Brian Suksomwong?! Sham the taxi driver?! Revell Horsey?!

Pooping wisdom / Jonathan Law the lawyer! / Joseph Moron! / Safeway entitlement

April 26, 2016

I left for Harmony’s at 4:15 because she wanted time to go to the park before dinner, and stopped by the Kam Do Bakery to get a BBQ pork bun to eat on the train for snack purposes. Then I just managed to get a 3 bus (I’d have had to wait for nearly half […]

Quadruplet comments, five-ply ASS WIPES toilet paper, dragon guitar, kidnapping

April 13, 2016

I got a blog comment from a quadruplet! One of the Smythe quadruplets – whose birthday is today – commented on one of my Quadruplet posts! It was Corey; not Justin, Ashley, or Tiffany! Vinesauce Joel EARTHBOUND stream Five-ply ASS WIPES toilet paper! I WANT THIS DRAGON GUITAR! Have you ever loved someone so much […]

Smelley-Bacon, Salm-Minnella, Dodge-Ball, and other bad hyphenated names!

February 2, 2016

Smelley-Bacon! Salm-Minnella! Dodge-Ball! Street-Walker! Burd-Licker! Wise-Schmuck! Eaton-Cox! Kalla-Plummer! Bouy-George! Swift-Kalonick! Brest-Mash! Strange-Slappey! Steele-Kage! Hay-Saylors! King-Bishop! Dick-Harden!