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Friday the 13th and Arnold Schoenberg! / Chardonnay Beaver?! / Rae is a guy?!

July 13, 2018

Fun fact from my UNCANNY BATHROOM READER #29: Classical composer Arnold Schoenberg feared the number 13… and died on Friday, July 13, 1951. It’s National French Fry Day AND Friday the 13th today! Chardonnay Beaver?! From Julie: Since when is Rae a GUY’s name?! Advertisements

Floor lamp! / Ashley, Franchell, and Esteban for a black guy?! / Shaheed?!

July 9, 2018

After DOUBLE COFFEE TIME (and confirming that Steph got Lisa’s and Henry’s birthday cards which I’d mailed them), Mom and Dad picked me up for lunch at 11:30 at Dinesty Dumpling House to have hot and sour soup, white surfboard noodles with choy, and siu long bao. They gave me a lot of unsolicited advice […]

Babucarr Fatty?! / Ay’Ren?! Not Aaron?! / Sir Romeo is Sir Royal’s father?!

May 29, 2018

I’m an aunt again, to Nephew #5, Beckett! I also FINALLY got a call from Rachel at The Caring Place (at 5:15) to say that I could have a spot for counselling (from my intake interview with Jocelyn in January 2017), so we set up ongoing appointments for Fridays at 2:30. WOO! Babucarr Fatty?! From […]

Amethyst Felidae-Thompson, Machete Tigre, Keilidh Mandissa Hicks, Kelline Blake

November 10, 2017

From Not Always Right: Amethyst Felidae-Thompson?! From Not Always Right: Machete Tigre?! Unfortunately, he’s a furry… From Not Always Right: Keilidh Mandissa Hicks?! That’s not even how you spell CEILIDH! Unfortunately, she’s a furry, too! From Not Always Learning: Kelline Blake?!

Checking to see if it’s a fart or shart / Ares Zax?! / Annis Ashwell?!

July 8, 2017

I was up at 8 AM today, so it was COFFEE TIME BY DEFAULT! Then I lost a pair of underwear due to TMI reasons because I had to throw them out… SO DAMN STRESSFUL! 😦 From Ask Ideas: The girl says, “You were right, Mom. The only way to know if it was a […]

You’d best be frozen! / Charles Srstka, Khasha Sky, Jacquelynne Bird, Ash Warden

June 10, 2017

Some flavor text in FINAL FANTASY VI: “You’d best be frozen!” as part of a Cold Dust attack. From Not Always Working: Charles Srstka?! His last name has no vowels, JUST LIKE MINE! 😀 From Not Always Right: Khasha Sky?! Reminds me of Kashi cereal… From Not Always Right: Jacquelynne Bird?! That’s a very interesting […]

Nicolas Cage and reading, Angharad Bethan Jones, Ashley Large, Benn Steer

May 14, 2017

I showered and did laundry tonight, especially since it’s now warm enough to wear my MAN SHORTS around the apartment! WHEE! WOOHOO! From Reddit: Nicolas Cage wants you to READ American literature! From Not Always Right: Angharad Bethan Jones?! I think this is a cool foreign name. DAVID BOWIE! From Not Always Learning: Ashley Large?! […]

Period expectations vs. reality / Awesome sisters / Jakita / I’m a woman!

February 22, 2017

I paid my Shaw and hydro bills online today. My hydro bill is below $68 for the first time since December 2014 – WOO! Speaking of Shaw, they had a brief outage today, so I read my RIPLEY’S BELIEVE IT OR NOT book instead. From Reddit: Period expectations vs. period reality! A lovely pad vs. […]

Blueberry food! / Not stabbing someone with a fork! / Coyote and Peaches?!

May 10, 2016

I left for Harmony’s at 3:15 (just managing to get the 401), and got an apple pie slice at Kam Do Bakery (SO MESSY TO EAT ON THE TRAIN!) before arriving at 4:30 to a longer-than-usual door opening. It turned out to be Ayler, who is apparently now tall enough to reach the doorknob. He […]

Name of the Year Archives 3! (443 names)

April 29, 2016

These are mostly from the Name of the Year archives. Fonda Beaver?! Sungrim Lee?! British Footman?! Tuesday Demargosian?! Brian Suksomwong?! Sham the taxi driver?! Revell Horsey?!