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Swedish Meatballs! / Pennywise veggie tray! / Nash, Ashyr, and Sorella Jisele?!

July 27, 2020

I showered and did laundry, but thanks to an old lady neighbor, I had to throw out a red towel which might have been at risk of slight dampness! Stouffer’s Diner Classics for breakfast: Swedish Meatballs! From Julie: They said to bring a veggie tray, so I made one that resembled Pennywise the Clown! Veggiewise’s […]

Ashlynn, Ivana, Kaya, Bessie Kay, Mykel Baca, Big Poppa, Lexcia, and SamiJo?!

June 23, 2020

From Julie: Dated today: Toxic Mexican hand sanitizers with wood alcohol / methanol. I bought Saniderm x5 at Price Smart on April 8 and April 10 for “peace of mind,” but threw them out a month ago when the hand sanitizers from recognizable brands and distilleries / breweries were at London Drugs. Wait, All-Clean Natural […]

Zac and Lesla?! / Ashly?! / FUCK OFF AND DIE teacups! / Tardus?! / Oreonna?!

June 22, 2020

Barry texted me to say he’d see if the policy changed at work. Auntie Catherine emailed me back to misspell my name as usual, basically say she got my “letter,” say that we couldn’t hug “as we would like to do,” and says she’s open to explore alternatives to get together. Perhaps she could get […]

Radeane, Ashlee, Bostyn, Teage, Kaleeya, and Tytus?! / Franchesca Eusebio?

January 6, 2020

From Til Death Do Us Part: Radeane, Ashlee, Bostyn, Teage, Kaleeya, and Tytus?! BAD SPELLING of Ashley, Boston, Teague (not even an okay name), and Titus! From Period Memes: Franchesca Eusebio?! BAD SPELLING OF FRANCESCA!

Joanne and Gianina?! / Ashley and Pressley?! / Mod Sun?! / A. Purdy Outhouse?!

December 31, 2019

From Julie and DANCE MOMS: Joanne is fine, but Gianina?! Choose between Gianna, Gina, or Nina! From Julie and DANCE MOMS: Ashley is fine, but Pressley?! BAD SPELLING OF PRESLEY! Especially if it’ll be pronounced the exact same way… From Julie: Mod Sun?! From Michelle S. and her friend Cindy Cameron: A. Purdy Outhouse?! Yum, […]

Amina / Charece / Bhakari Sr. / Bhakari Jr. / Brooklyn / Porsche / Vina?!

October 8, 2019

Since I didn’t have to help out with the kids today, I stayed home to wallow in redrum unglory, haha. I felt bad because I had genuinely forgotten to give the cleaner a $20 cash tip yesterday (and remembered the time when Eric made us go back to the Pho place next door to church […]

NO MORE ASHA NOODLES! / Peeps coffee creamer and Peeps cereal?! / Jersey Ip?!

April 15, 2019

PRODUCT WARNING: I’m banning ALL Asha noodles from my apartment because they’re way too mushy when cooked properly, and they are NOT spicy as advertised! Went to the library briefly today to delete a whole bunch of things. Woo! From Cuya’s Discord server: Peeps International Delight coffee creamer for Easter 2019?! From Cuya’s Discord server: […]

Shut your five-hole! / Driving accident near Walmart with BMW! / Nigeria and DJ?!

March 21, 2019

From We Love Hockey and Gayle Prowett in my Fearsome Canucks Fans group: A T-shirt that says “SHUT YOUR FIVE-HOLE” to the goalie! HAHAHA! From Reddit: Driving a black Mercedes in Richmond near the Walmart? Better watch out for those pesky sidewalks… the white BMW has no damage; it’s just snow! From Julie: Nigeria is […]

Louisiana State Troopers not having balls! / Ashley Heavy Runner Loring?!

February 14, 2019

I discovered that Jason Lam and Sarah Quelch had unfriended me – oh well, the Awana and Palmer days were long ago! The Canucks played the Kings at 7:30 tonight… the game went to overtime (thanks to Gaudette!) plus a shootout. BOESER GOT THE GOAL TO WIN 4-3! I also showered today. From Kenny and […]

Technically stealing heavy bottled water x48! / Pizza the Hutt is awesome!

August 22, 2018

After I had DOUBLE COFFEE TIME and called Barry about a possible wheeled dolly for on-sale bottled water, Barry picked me up at 11:50 and we went banking and to Price Smart. I got on-sale Western Family dryer sheets (Mountain Rain 120 – Feb. 22, 2015), store brand canned mushroom pieces and stems, on-sale JOY […]