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Can Holding In A Fart Kill You? / Squatting for pooping! / Toilet seat scale!

April 7, 2017

From Julie: Can Holding In A Fart Kill You? From Julie: Can Holding In A Fart Kill You? From Candy and Time 4 Learning: Are You Pooping Wrong? In a 2003 study, 28 healthy people volunteered to time themselves doing their business in three alternate positions: sitting on a standard toilet, sitting on a low […]

The world according to Americans! / Sunny Bae as Lana Clarkson’s friend

August 31, 2016

The world according to Americans! Sunny Bae was one of Lana Clarkson’s friends?!

Lawless Love, Velociraptor, Dick Butt, Jack Goff, Firmus Dick, Ida Ho, FUCK

August 19, 2016

Lawless Love?! Hey, he and his wife had the same birthday of January 7! Velociraptor?! Dick Butt?! Jack Goff?! Father Firmus Dick?! Ida Ho?! I love the word FUCK, and saying it often doesn’t make me any less intelligent than you.

Hockey playoffs, tiny grass, laziness, Happy Dicks, Immaculate Perfection Harris

April 12, 2016

I’m so excited hockey playoffs start tomorrow! Do not disturb – tiny grass is dreaming! Laziness: Risking to drop everything you carry rather than walking twice. BJ Johnson?! Happy Dicks?! Immaculate Perfection Harris?!

Pomsky (half-husky / half-Pomeranian), Curry Burns, Justin Case, Rick O’Shea

January 10, 2016

I cancelled on Chinese Eric because I’d just missed both buses, which is fine. No less-than-optimal recharge period for me! 😀 This is called a Pomsky… half-husky, half-Pomeranian. They stay about this size their whole lives. Yes, it’s okay to cry… Curry Burns! Justin Case! Rick O’Shea!

2016 Metro UK name predictions, Graham Crocker, Ya’Hansum Guy, Rainbow Wolf

January 2, 2016

Metro UK’s 2016 Baby Name Predictions! Girls: Emi, Nora, Astrid, Eden, Marni, Luna, Cleo, Queenie, Cicely, Beryl, Effie, Electra, Wren, Evangeline, Delphine, Virginia, Pixie, Adeline, Christa, Dottie, Gay Atari, Halo, Khaleesi, London, Mallory, Safiyaa, Chanel, Angelique, Presley. Boys: Hector, Atticus, Aspen, Otto, Devon, Nelson, Kit, Alberto, Cairo, Colton, Huxley, Lawson, Lochlan, Marshall, Miller, Percy, Ziggy, […]

A fart Halloween costume, Dick Felt, Man Fuk, Natalie Titcum

November 17, 2015

This kid dressed up as a fart for Halloween! Dick Felt used to play football as a defensive halfback for the Boston Patriots! Man Fuk! Natalie Titcum was an Olympic athlete!

Pining for the fjords, Josh! / 6-2 loss to San Jose / Reddit SnoopSnoo word cloud

March 3, 2015

“I want my tombstone to say ‘I’m pining for the fjords’ because that’s a great line from MONTY PYTHON.” – Josh Gaines, July 2003 I called Barry about the Amacon rent increase form this afternoon, but got no answer. Pastor Dan emailed us all about small group tomorrow – let’s just hope I don’t get […]

Barbecue bacon mango pizza! / Urhines Kendall Icy Eight Special K / Georgebush Neeway

November 8, 2014

Barbecue bacon mango pizza! Announcing the arrival of a beautiful new baby boy at St. Francis Health Center, born to Evelyn and Kendall on February 15, 2003… Urhines Kendall Icy Eight Special K! It’s pronounced “Your Highness,” and “Icy Eight Special K” is a bunch of drug slang! Some people really love George W. Bush. […]

The Clarks’ Favorite Utah Names

June 14, 2014

The Clarks’ Favorite Utah Names The Cream of the Crop The Clarks’ Favorite Utah Names Updated 24 January 2003 The new parents couldn’t be happier: Gladell & Delightra (sisters), Luvit, Delecta, Delite, Joyette, Joi, Joyia, Joyellen, Joycell, Hallah Lujah [How about Hallah Back Y’all? –A.J.], Bliss, Joyanne Cleanliness is next to Godliness: Zestpoole, Sparkle The […]