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Nicolas Cage and reading, Angharad Bethan Jones, Ashley Large, Benn Steer

May 14, 2017

I showered and did laundry tonight, especially since it’s now warm enough to wear my MAN SHORTS around the apartment! WHEE! WOOHOO! From Reddit: Nicolas Cage wants you to READ American literature! From Not Always Right: Angharad Bethan Jones?! I think this is a cool foreign name. DAVID BOWIE! From Not Always Learning: Ashley Large?! […]

WARRIOR DRAGON hero meeting his father, Ricky and his dad, a body and bakini kit

March 31, 2017

The Canucks played the Kings at 7 tonight, and lost 2-0. In WARRIOR DRAGON, the hero meets his father, whom everyone thinks is dead! “Hello, son! It’s me, your legendary father! I didn’t die. I just got lost in this damn cave!” Bozo, Ricky’s dad, and Ricky are on the Chipley hilltop in BOZOBOUND. From […]

Margaret Spellings is the education minister? / Lorena Bobbitt cut off a penis?

January 26, 2017

Margaret SPELLINGS is the EDUCATION minister?! Lorena Bobbitt CUT OFF her ex-husband’s penis?!

Scarborough, coughing, autocorrect having nothing, bad spelling, The Way I Are

December 29, 2016

Julie W. sent this to me via Grammarly: “Ough” can be pronounced in eight different way. The following sentence contains them all: A rough-coated, dough-faced ploughman strode through the streets of Scarborough, coughing and hiccoughing thoughtfully. Julie S. sent this to me: The Way I Are?! I don’t care if that song title is “slang” […]

Tudoring, a pharmacy as a drug-free workplace, Prince Casey touring the world

December 17, 2016

From Mikki: TUDORING?! The only way that would be even halfway acceptable is if they were teaching about the Tudors! From Vomitorium: This pharmacy is a drug-free workplace! After going to Egypt, the JONBOUND party (Jon Otis / Sarah Buffaloe / Joe Scharfenberg / Prince Casey) stays overnight at the Arvada Roach Motel. The next […]

Grumpy Cat on heart transplants, Only Puke as Chinese food, the Grammar Police

December 15, 2016

Grumpy Cat: Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died. From Julie: Only Puke as Chinese food?! From Janina: The grammar police ARE always watching!

Santa and dictionaries! / A Popsicle holder age test / Reindeer shitting

December 15, 2016

I left the apartment to scout out the sidewalks and bus route to the 401 / 407 bus routes. Thankfully, it was almost 100% free of snow and ice! Then I called Chrystal to confirm things: it’s good that she’s getting a ride tonight! From Candy, Rotten Ecards, and Janina: Santa has been reading your […]

Ross Gellar, Googling misspelled words, a squirrel eating pumpkin, grammar x4

December 5, 2016

DAMN YOU, KILLER SNOW! From Reddit: Well, we’re screwed on Thursday with a temperature forecast of -77 degrees! Wesley sent me this picture of Ross Gellar on FRIENDS: “By the way, Y-O-U-apostrophe-R-E means YOU ARE. Y-O-U-R means YOUR!” From Julie S. and The Grammar Police: The word “grammer” is Googled 1,220,000 times every month. Somebody […]

Silent fart = machine gun! / Portioning uncooked pasta / Starbucks job interview

November 24, 2016

From Rob: The awkward moment when you think you do a silent fart, and it comes out like a machine gun. From CFOX: Hey, I’m really bad at portioning uncooked pasta, so if you and 110 of your friends wanna come over, dinner is ready. From CFOX: Starbucks job interview! “What’s your name?” “Alyssa.” “Spell […]

No LOLSpeak! / Bad LETTUCE spelling! / Winnipeg is the murder capital of Canada!

September 29, 2016

Candy sent this to me. “LOLSpeak: The Grammar and Spelling Police’s worst nightmare” with a black cat! From Julie: “From a local Mexican restaurant. This was after they had to remake my food three times because they kept putting cheese on it, even though I told them several times that I cannot have dairy. PS […]