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YES! / Tralisa, Lontay, Baylin, Dajour, Davante, Jamey, Aleisha, and Jasmyn?!

July 5, 2019

I discovered redrum today – UGH! From my ex-friend Jimmy: YES! WWE GIF! From Julie: Tralisa?! From Julie: Lontay?! From Julie: Dajour?! Reminds us both of the Soup Du Jour! From Julie: Baylin?! That reminds her of a bailiff, and reminds me of a bay leaf… From Julie: Davante?! From Julie: Jamey?! BAD SPELLING OF […]

Pridewing Wyvern dragon poop! / Natalee Holloway?! / Stephany Flores Ramirez?!

July 1, 2019

From Julie: WORLD OF WARCRAFT has a poop-themed quest about killing Pridewing Wyvern dragons! From Reddit: Natalee Holloway and Stephany Flores Ramirez?! BAD SPELLING OF NATALIE AND STEPHANIE! Guess the killer Joran van der Sloot had a type…

Happy Tau Day! Double Pi Day! / Grammar Nazi / Mallex Smith?! / Wynter Turner?!

June 28, 2019

I went to the eye clinic at 9:45 on a 401 (which I got just in time) for the six-week followup today at 10:45 after COFFEE TIME (20/30 vision is a good improvement even if I can’t read fine print), then had lunch at Yaohan before seeing Rachel at the Caring Place for the last […]

General Booty?! / Alec Rash?! / Walker Weickel?! / Collin Wiles?! SPORTS, MAN!

June 24, 2019

General Booty?! Alec Rash?! Walker Weickel?! Collin Wiles?! BAD SPELLING OF COLIN!

Melanee, another Cortez, Aubree, Candace, Nico, Taliyah, and Unique?! WHAT?!

June 19, 2019

I went out at 12:15 on a 401 to go to London Drugs and look for 3×5 Mead index cards, since my stock was running low. Turns out I wasn’t really running out of them, but whatever. I finally found them at just slightly higher than eye level with the notebooks and papers, and decided […]

Eulis, Lonequa, Maycee, Shaquala, Londyn, Nimrod Shmul, and Peace Eshiet?!

June 12, 2019

After COFFEE TIME, a German Shaw technician came by at 11:35 AM with a replacement cable box / new PVR box / new remote control / new modem / advice. (calling my HOME number 15 minutes beforehand to see whether I was home… WHAT DO YOU THINK?!) When he left at 12:15 after also setting […]

Danish Minhas?! THAT’S A FOOD ITEM! / Chanda Turner?! BAD SPELLING OF SHANDA!

June 9, 2019

Mom picked me up at 5 so we could go to Tsim Chai for dinner before the VOS (Vancouver Oratorio Society) choir concert that Dad was doing at Fraserview. BEEF TENDON NOODLES! She had discovered the pocket dial from my phone to Pothead Mike and complained that it had cost her one extra dollar, then […]

Jabez Spann, Paighten Harkins, Keaton Smith, and Brelynne “Breezy” Otteson?!

June 5, 2019

Hester’s husband Ni came by with someone from head office at 9:15 AM for a brief suite inspection today. His apologizing for bothering me was a first! Later, the Panasonic inverter microwave gave me an H97 error, which will cost $250 to $400 to fix. It’s cheaper just to buy a new microwave starting from […]

Camdyn, Cayson, Callie, and Catlan?! / Molei Wright?! / DeOrr Kunz, Junior?!

May 31, 2019

After COFFEE TIME, I will go out at 2 on a 414 to see Rachel at the Caring Place. Should be okay for our last month! From Julie: Callie is fine, but Camdyn and Cayson?! BAD SPELLING OF CAMDEN! From Julie: This guy is named Catlan?! Reminds me of Catalan… From READER’S DIGEST: Molei Wright?! […]

FIRE / Myking Worboys, Bucky Worboys, Shyann Ovalie, Bridgitt Elliott. Katonnah?

May 29, 2019

My neighbors are fucking idiots, I swear. The latest fire alarm today at 5:15 was caused by someone who was SLEEPING WHILE COOKING! Luckily, I got back in at 5:40, but did take my wallet just in case – not my phone, though! I’ll try to remember that next time… UGH! Myking Worboys?! Bucky Worboys?! […]