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Conference meals, pushing a baby in a stroller, Leni / You are not a train!

October 18, 2016

I had a dream where Jon gave me a bunch of index cards with the hockey schedule on them, where Dad gave me some passes for a few meals at a conference (and what selection they had!), where I was pushing a baby in a stroller while going to see Shannon Norman, and where I […]

Get off the grocery store computer terminals! (dream) / Candy hearts + Dr. Phil

February 15, 2016

I had a dream where I was going around a store compiling a possible grocery list in my basket, even though I had only $5 on me: on-sale bottled water, on-sale toilet paper, on-sale candy, and more! Then Julie S. saw me and said that I had to get off the computer terminals at the […]

PNG saver extension, blocking a gaslighting Brad Best, Valentine’s Day cards

February 14, 2016

I downloaded this Save Image As PNG Chrome extension to avoid the headache of WEBP images. Then I had to block Brad Best because he was being far too negative in the Fearsome Vancouver Canuck Fans last night (I banned him, so he attempted to come back via an alterego with a VERY similar name), […]

Oaklee Izaiah, Shawnon Bellah, Mary Alice Cheeseman Pigman, Truth C. Teller

January 10, 2016

Oaklee Izaiah?! I have Facebook friends who are the mom’s online friends as well; the house fire was definitely a tragedy, and I hope the mom’s doing better these days. Shawnon Bellah?! Mary Alice Cheeseman Pigman?! Truth C. Teller?!

Bar jokes, Engrish, Tiny Dick Khumalo, Lucious Pusey, M. Peanisbreath

November 23, 2015

I showered and did my laundry today with my newfound free time! Seven bar jokes involving grammar and punctuation by Eric K. Auld! 1. A comma splice walks into a bar, it has a drink and then leaves. 2. A dangling modifier walks into a bar. After finishing a drink, the bartender asks it to […]

Doctor Unheimlich, T-Tg (TearfulGoodbyes)

October 22, 2014

Doctor Unheimlich’s Disease Registry Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withTabitha’s Lurgy Cause: natural sign of aging Symptoms: hunger, nice dreams, face blurring when photographed, occasional pale skin Cure: take a day off work Enter your name, for your own diagnosis: Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withTacit_Genderosis Cause: cursed amulet Symptoms: howling at the moon, smell […]

Doctor Unheimlich, MJ-Mo (Monkey_Funkel)

October 21, 2014

Doctor Unheimlich’s Disease Registry Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withMM1’s Disorder Cause: falling over Symptoms: slightly green vomit, tiredness, beige urine, finger pain Cure: infect someone else Enter your name, for your own diagnosis: Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withMM1Nixosis Cause: self-abuse Symptoms: food cravings, extremely dry eyes, punning Cure: eat more honey Enter your […]

Doctor Unheimlich, A-Ak (AdrianaSlyth)

October 19, 2014

Doctor Unheimlich’s Disease Registry Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withA_Bakes_U’s Lurgy Cause: lack of fresh air Symptoms: guilt, turning into a giant monster, being unable to close mouth Cure: sleep Enter your name, for your own diagnosis: Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withA_BrandNewMe’s Disease Cause: lack of sleep Symptoms: extremely impaired vision, slightly rosy cheeks, […]

Doctor Unheimlich, Numbers (0909Desperation)

October 19, 2014

Where I first found out about Doctor Unheimlich Doctor Unheimlich’s Disease Registry Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with{Mid}{Knight}’s Lurgy Cause: smoking Symptoms: mild feather growth, mild loss of dress sense, frequent urine colour changes, frequent murderous rage Cure: pass it on to someone else within seven days Enter your name, for your own diagnosis: Doctor […]

I cut off communication, Shannon! / June 17 as an important date / Osama bin Laden, salt, pub crawls

June 18, 2014

Shannon thought that she was the one who cut off communication, but nope – it was me! She’s now depressed, which is too bad. I was surprised when the usual suspect remembered that June 17 is the date of my natural virginity loss, but it was pleasing. (I did laundry, too!) However, I had to […]