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Shannon Necole Walker, Jill Joiner, Danyele Thompson, Mandy Sprinklemist McNalis

September 28, 2017

The Canucks had Pre-Season Game #7 against the Flames tonight at 7, and won 3-1! From Not Always Right: Shannon Necole Walker?! That’s not how you spell NICOLE! From Not Always Right: Jill Joiner?! I wanna join, hahaha! From Not Always Right: Danyele Thompson?! That isn’t how you spell DANIELLE! Did her parents yell at […]

Shannon Willing, Shaye Eller, Shuu Tsukiyama, Silverayne Smith, Tanith Kamelot

September 14, 2017

Vanessa said she could give me rides to and from the MEGA SUSHI dinner, so now I’m set! From Not Always Learning: Shannon Willing?! But what if she’s NOT willing to do something?! Hahaha! Also, DRAGON! 😀 From Not Always Related: Shaye Eller?! From Not Always Right: Shuu Tsukiyama?! From Not Always Working: Silverayne Smith?! […]

Oysters! / Praxus Maysalkiriiss / Shannan Griffith / LaToya Warren / Liz Cember

June 2, 2017

I went out at 6:05 to get a Long John doughnut (for National Doughnut Day), raw Fanny Bay oysters (March 23, 2016), NEW Lays sour cream and sriracha chips, and NEW Breyers Creamsicle ice cream (because Reddit reminded me on May 29 [Monday] that it exists) from Price Smart, getting home at 6:55 on a […]

Conference meals, pushing a baby in a stroller, Leni / You are not a train!

October 18, 2016

I had a dream where Jon gave me a bunch of index cards with the hockey schedule on them, where Dad gave me some passes for a few meals at a conference (and what selection they had!), where I was pushing a baby in a stroller while going to see Shannon Norman, and where I […]

Get off the grocery store computer terminals! (dream) / Candy hearts + Dr. Phil

February 15, 2016

I had a dream where I was going around a store compiling a possible grocery list in my basket, even though I had only $5 on me: on-sale bottled water, on-sale toilet paper, on-sale candy, and more! Then Julie S. saw me and said that I had to get off the computer terminals at the […]

PNG saver extension, blocking a gaslighting Brad Best, Valentine’s Day cards

February 14, 2016

I downloaded this Save Image As PNG Chrome extension to avoid the headache of WEBP images. Then I had to block Brad Best because he was being far too negative in the Fearsome Vancouver Canuck Fans last night (I banned him, so he attempted to come back via an alterego with a VERY similar name), […]

Oaklee Izaiah, Shawnon Bellah, Mary Alice Cheeseman Pigman, Truth C. Teller

January 10, 2016

Oaklee Izaiah?! I have Facebook friends who are the mom’s online friends as well; the house fire was definitely a tragedy, and I hope the mom’s doing better these days. Shawnon Bellah?! Mary Alice Cheeseman Pigman?! Truth C. Teller?!

Bar jokes, Engrish, Tiny Dick Khumalo, Lucious Pusey, M. Peanisbreath

November 23, 2015

I showered and did my laundry today with my newfound free time! Seven bar jokes involving grammar and punctuation by Eric K. Auld! 1. A comma splice walks into a bar, it has a drink and then leaves. 2. A dangling modifier walks into a bar. After finishing a drink, the bartender asks it to […]

Doctor Unheimlich, T-Tg (TearfulGoodbyes)

October 22, 2014

Doctor Unheimlich’s Disease Registry Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withTabitha’s Lurgy Cause: natural sign of aging Symptoms: hunger, nice dreams, face blurring when photographed, occasional pale skin Cure: take a day off work Enter your name, for your own diagnosis: Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withTacit_Genderosis Cause: cursed amulet Symptoms: howling at the moon, smell […]

Doctor Unheimlich, MJ-Mo (Monkey_Funkel)

October 21, 2014

Doctor Unheimlich’s Disease Registry Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withMM1’s Disorder Cause: falling over Symptoms: slightly green vomit, tiredness, beige urine, finger pain Cure: infect someone else Enter your name, for your own diagnosis: Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withMM1Nixosis Cause: self-abuse Symptoms: food cravings, extremely dry eyes, punning Cure: eat more honey Enter your […]