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Jules Angst specializes in anxiety?! / But you’re still hungry! / Wash your butt

November 11, 2016

From Lena and Depressed Alien: A turkey telling Santa, “If you start your JINGLE BELLS shit early again, I will cut you.” From Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader: Jules ANGST is a German research psychiatrist specializing in ANXIETY?! Crono, Marle, and Lucca finally make it to 2300 AD. They use the Enertron. Their hit points and […]

Emily Hornett specializes in insects?! / The Oxford comma is important, yo!

October 19, 2016

I got my hydro bill in the mail, almost a week earlier than I expected it! This will help me next Wednesday, because I don’t have to remember to save around $70 in my bank account to pay that off. From Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader: Emily HORNETT specializes in INSECTS?! From Reddit: This is why […]

Gay wrestler boyfriends?! / David Dollar was an economist?!

September 20, 2016

Julie S. was watching STEVE WILKOS on July 22: “Is my boyfriend a gay wrestler?” That’s a crazy talk show premise, man! He was indeed a gay wrestler, haha. From Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader: David DOLLAR was an ECONOMIST at the World BANK?!

Happy poop! / Chandler Robbins specializes in birds?! / Horsepower Zombie Power!

July 28, 2016

The prune juice / prune nectar finally did its job just now at the hospital (after nine days!), so I transferred it from the fridge to the cupboard under the sink before I forget what it’s for. I can sadly see myself taking a few big swigs out of the bottle, and then wonder why […]

Febreze / There’s a fish in my shorts! / Fishy Cod

March 4, 2013

Bused to Seafair Centre so I could go to Safeway and get two cans of store brand mushroom pieces (cheaper than Price Smart!), Febreze, a replacement container of white vinegar, a Value Red box of macaroni and cheese, and a can of diced tomatoes for some Spanish rice here. When I got back, I sprayed […]

Moral support at Xmas dinner, honesty in smuggling, and presents

December 27, 2011

Damien said hi via FB chat, so I talked to him briefly. Noticed that Darren L. unfriended me on FB – what the heck?! Chinese Eric dropped by for five minutes (talking about Youtube) before we went to the family Christmas dinner, so I made him sign the guestbook for last time, too. 50-piece McNuggets […]

Discharge, gaming, passport photos

November 5, 2011

Thank goodness I had a “get well soon” card in my stash before I went to visit Vanessa in the hospital across the street since she’s getting over surgery! I should get additional ones from the dollar store next week at some point since I think that was my only / last one, heh. When […]

Family as fake people (dream) / Chuck, Andrea, and me / Cards

October 15, 2011

I was actually glad to hear my alarm this morning, since I was dreaming that my family was a bunch of fake people who kissed Mom’s ass all the time, and made ME do everything like cleaning up papers from Page-A-Day calendars! (oh, wait…) Andrea finally emailed me that picture of us from yesterday which […]

Word Facts for July 2-8, 2011

July 7, 2011

Word origin for the weekend of July 2-3, 2011: when in Rome – Augustine once asked his fellow priest Ambrose, “Should we fast on Saturday, as they do in Rome? Or on Sunday, as they do in Milan?” Ambrose replied, “When in Rome, do as the Romans do; when in Milan, do as the Milanese […]

Word Facts for June 25-July 1, 2011

June 30, 2011

Word origin for the weekend of June 25-26, 2011: poach – In days of old when knights were bold, hunting was a privilege reserved for the nobility. A hungry peasant would thus have to steal an animal from some estate – and, naturally, that animal would have to be small enough to carry away. In […]